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#1 STARSET FAN I LOVE STARSET Bi Guy, Technocrat. 6'2" Grindset Tip: Tell everyone you're 6'0" so you look humble & your ops look short.

Ponce, Puerto Rico
Joined January 2021
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Bitches not understanding Men's issues is literally one of Men's issues.
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@emiliallure @DelusionPosting onlyfans girls have takes so bad the other onlyfans girls will clown on them for it
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@satsivis_batoni Shouldn't be in my community, but I'd enslave the fucker. Touch my kids you touch my next shirt.
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@tortellinifan2 @GreenTextRepost anon's 5/10 due to height, and his imaginary GF is 5/10 due to executive dysfunction
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@OrwellNGoode average rentoid: "i prefer shitty apartment over parent's home" average living in parents: "i prefer parent's home over shitty apartment"
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@FrayGFX @ManMilk2 NOOO dont salt your pasta! you're just wasting salt!
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@cevyrito @TOJJFART @MunstaMasta doesnt matter if you're retarded or not, just follow orders -this somehow works
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@JBAbeloe_ @tragicbirdapp ive eaten a lot of shitty food throughout my life & not once have i called myself "english"
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@nvsmv @WDLD0712 You gonna darwin yourself
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@Internet_TLCM Ohio is unironically good -Among the strongest unions in the US -Among the best minimum wages in the US -Among the best cost-of-living in the US -Most walkable cities -Great Geography
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@Frostie_Iceberg @tragicbirdapp the most goth MFs on the internet tend to be the wisest & chillest MFs ever fr
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@freecndv @ResNeXtGuesser @laura898 bro i thought it was chicken fried into a dog shape & that was the joke
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@tulpapilled >Buy steam items while they're still cheap >Sell when they convert to USD >???? >Profit
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@SigmaActivity >Top of their hierarchy >Hierarchy is not of the socially acceptable type >Being based This might be the most sigma post ever
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@SpaceMutiny @dyingscribe It's like a seriously good simulation of car physics. Really good...
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@_justted @FinesseEness bro joking about it isn't even the issue. they did it in such a distasteful manner...
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@hshcomeback @GreenTextRepost "cherry" is slang for testicles and "popped" means she put a needle into it and popped it like a balloon
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@TheQuartering @OrdinaryGamers Black people =/= Muslims Jesus dude, do the Racism right.
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@Doucet3 @Emiturbina1 @FrayGFX @ManMilk2 Man... ive been lied to my whole life bruh
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@BasedMedical fun fact: half of all depression cases resolve in a year if un medicated related fact: depression meds make them resolve slower
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@souljagoytellem The show preaches absolute cynicism & has no real political affiliations besides hatred of government.
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@LimitBuyer @NoCapFights Should tailgait them & be on line with 911 if you witness this. Plenty of people gonna help the victim anyways.
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@reddit_lies jesus didnt look like either
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@WomenPostingLs >Wear makeup in photos >Don't wear it IRL >Use makeup photos to attract boys Borderline Catfishing
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@alexkstylox twitter be like: "but she's so hot!" *gets manipulated into suicide*
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@SmallFemboi @dinosaurs1969 i fixed the n. someone make "dreme" be spelled right
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@Je_Gab @Forgeaja @AdudenamedRC @RyoJoel @SEGA_STH how much cereal does he have in his mouth?
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@VLONEPREDATOR @Dooga_Art This man don't even need to speak. He just do.
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@DarkMeme1988 Call me a Beaner not a Latinx.
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@_xxes_ @wildtiktokss Your brain forgets our feet don't look like this anymore
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@Walrus_9000 @OrwellNGoode i... could actually believe this happened
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@GoodReddit r/teenagers always has some of the best & worst shit on reddit possible
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@Based_Mr_L far right: >quality >no quantity far left: >no quality >quantity
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@GirlGurl26 When did I say anything misogynistic?
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@Will_the_Rose Horrifying: English at it's silliest is as serious as Dutch at its most serious.
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@ChampionsOTIce2 @ShitpostGate @DecebalStalin >Send outdated equipment to ukraine >Send less than 1% of annual budget in aide >>>>>>launder
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@SeymourPants @snazzgiraffe @notmolarri @GreenTextRepost gonna take this out of context. fucking hilarious
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@reddit_TLCM >is being accused of something which they didn't do >is angry >is in a situation where there's no need to be angry >is calm They can't think, eh?
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@x_FishPaste_x @thesplook @CozyComfyComics @GreenTextRepost Nah, it's when you support killing unborn babies.
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@Phillips24Josh @Yankees call me a beaner before ever uttering that fucking word again
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@DidTheyDie4This they were definitely dying so kids could be happy
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@Rothmus this is the only MF that has any combat experience. i guarantee it.
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@BlastTl @ManMilk2 man. what a stud.
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@phil_scott_dem The Midwest is pretty socialist even on the Republican end. I don't know why.
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@SrGhart @ChudsOfTikTok @Annette23348076 Russia isn't even more traditional than the US/Canada, better option would've been to migrate to fucking Georgia or Florida or some shit like that.
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@TheWanderer667 @ShitpostGate furries have so many ideologies, they bring home Ws every day, but only to select political groups.
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@iLLuminaughty_V @dyingscribe Logan making an observation and being called disrespectful for speaking of it is insane...
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@IronicallyinEur Whatifalthist has 0 restrictions on his opinions, literally just says what he thinks is true. I hate his takes but I respect him.
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@dovahkeening >Be insulted by a woman for something you can't control >Give them shit for a terrible personality & nothing to make up for it >Be incel somehow ????
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@reddit_lies "Fortunately, Your mom thinks it's enough"
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@slowbrosuper @amandstrip @imthezro @tweetbiblee he's not wrong, at least 2 of the 4 mentioned terrible acts must be better than moving homes/apartments by his technical definition.
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@InfernoAKABen @knowmiun @Kodiak5500 @ted86672668 @destroytheweak @MediaversityRev Do we wanna go with morally dark gray (Allies) or just flat out evil at every opportunity (Axis) Hmm what a hard choice. -Li lai, 2023
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@americanwombat Finally, someone who's better than a Bronze Age General.
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@theSayyid808 @dyingscribe Mods... Crush his skull, thank you.
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@AtheistsL "poison" in this context references poison of the soul. not of the body.
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@Emiturbina1 @FrayGFX @ManMilk2 the salt gets really diluted in the water, meaning it gives minimal effect to the pasta. it's better to take the pasta out da water then salt, because the salt wont be diluted as much.
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@Mericamemed @EndWokeness Steroids* Young athletes dying like flies has been happening in direct correlation with Steroid abuse in the field. Correlation lies with Steroids, not Vaccines.
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@Willwooq @KennyEr9 @DelusionPosting big difference: the amount of lives saved the drive to innovate that capitalism naturally creates has caused most of the great inventions we see today in the medical field.
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@Lemommeringue It's a constant flow of heat, whatever gets frozen gets unfrozen by the next droplet.
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@tyler02020202 my dad loves bananas and is also puerto rican. he clearly murders his fellow caribbean man
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@EthansGOAT @Hailtesers @GreatRatios @RatiosFailed Bro "it’s not bad once you use it for a while" you got stockholm syndrome but for a APP
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@AltHistCody No wars is only because we don't talk abt cartels like they're insurgencies.
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@NoobMania225 @reddit_TLCM should've added: "dont use jelly" "dont use birth control" "dont use morning afters"
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@juno_roe @hornblast @DickDastardly25 @TheAxolotlBoy @oGarfield_ did you know that having more of a penis can cause more cancer?
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@DemonicDgen That's because Incels are just normal people trying to get human connections, and Inceltears folks just hate people. Not just Incels, anything that isn't viciously pro woman.
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What is it with Women and having 0 empathy for men? Jesus Christ if I removed your fingernails without your consent you'd be mad, in spite of it doing no real harm.
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@humanfreqtrader @WomenPostingLs "i don't date broke guys" *built like a rotisserie chicken*
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