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Gabe Mollica

@GabeMollica

5 years

Every line Andy’s boyfriend has in The Devil Wears Prada(2006)

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Gabe Mollica

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3 years

The show Seinfeld really captures that when you do stand up, your 3 friends aren’t impressed and never bring it up.

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3 years

Someone got health insurance for writing this

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Please, I beg you. I’m willing to learn information about literally anyone else

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Prince Harry had a frostbitten penis at Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding

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Amelia Bedelia-ass computer

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My favorite instance of this is AI artwork produced from the prompt 'salmon swimming in a river'. It is a mistake, but the kind of mistake that a child would make. That is precious.

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I watched Dave Attell close out the cellar last night. He had his phone alarm go off at right before his set ended, looks at it and goes “good news, I moved up the kidney list.” It’s so exciting to see someone be so silly and kill at 2:45am on a Thursday.

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4 years

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Gabe Mollica

@GabeMollica

5 years

Every line Andy’s boyfriend has in The Devil Wears Prada(2006)

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Ken is made from Barbie’s plastic rib

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Greta Gerwig is a genius

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3 years

Sending a picture in an email is so stressful. Every day I take this quiz where I don’t understand the question or the answers.

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3 years

@carriesnotscary you might enjoy this

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1 year

I mean this. Just join an acapella group

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I’m a college counselor at my day j*b Applying to 170 colleges is a complete and utter systematic failure of advising It’s like declaring for the NBA, NFL, NHL, and MLB drafts in addition to the winter Olympics, Boston marathon, Pulitzer Prize is Criticism and an AVN awards.

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A 16-year-old high school senior has received more than 170 college acceptance letters and more than $9 million in scholarship offers.

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2 years

As a society we need to give chocolate covered pretzels more love. Incredible snack with no commercials.

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1 year

Excited for Pete Davidson to host SNL and play some of his iconic characters including Pete Davidson and Pete Davidson.

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3 years

Stephen Sondheim changed my life. Sunday in the Park with George impacts me every day. As a writer, it’s a sacred text In college, he and I exchanged letters. His were on a typewriter and they were kind. “Anything you do, let it come from you, then it will be new.”

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4 years

Jerry Seinfeld at In-N-Out Burger "What is this place?? A Belly Button? Is it IN? Is it OUT? Make up your mind! I'll tell you what. I'm not going IN unless I find OUT. **He repeats this until the cashier resigns**

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Gabe Mollica

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6 years

. @kanyewest 's twitter feed is sage advice about creativity/social consciousness and then just pictures of boots he had something to do with AND I AM HERE FOR IT.

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8 months

@okaypompeii This line so hit for me as well. For me and my show…so much is “I don’t know if I know why I’m doing this …but I am”

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1 year

I need someone to shoot my anxiety

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2 years

This is how I’m serving up tweets in 2023

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1 year

He won an Oscar for this. It’s comedy with so much more in there. RIP Alan Arkin

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8 years

Guys Twitter is easy. All it takes is one RT. It's called the @MaraWilson bump.

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Gabe Mollica

@GabeMollica

3 years

People who defend Biden on shit like this are delusional. No one I know has the will to live let alone the time or energy to apply for reimbursed Covid test costs. How is our testing plan the same as a mail-in rebate offer from fruit by the foot box tops in ‘97 ??

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3 years

Jen Psaki somewhat mockingly asks reporter at the White House Daily Press Briefing if the US should be sending out rapid #COVID19 tests to every household. In the UK you can order 1 pack (containing 7 tests) everyday.

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@Slade

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2 years

My show made the @nytimes

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@PoorlyAgedStuff

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2 years

Love to interact with fans online

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2 years

Just let me live!!

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2 years

The 1 dude watching Hitch on this plane should be jailed. A menace to society

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3 years

@GKuhlenschmidt We need “A mom, an ally, a friend” merch ASAP.

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4 years

The reviews are in from my closest friends

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2 years

It’s announcement time! My solo show is running Off-Broadway at the @sohoplayhouse in November. Lots of special guests including @ChrisGethard on opening night! It’s a show about turning 30 and realizing you don’t have friends! Tix are below! Plz share this I’m not famous lol

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2 years

Can’t wait to see Avatar 2 as it was intended. Christmas morning at 10am with two sets of throuples.

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2 years

We’re getting LEFT. BEHIND.

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1 year

“The one to watch for every you” is such an objectively bad sentence. Honestly, they really could use some writers!!

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1 year

I’m featured on the upcoming episode of This American Life, Ep. 810 It officially airs on Sunday at 8pm but Saturday morning it will be out early on the (failing) New York Times Audio app Make sure to listen, it’s kinda the coolest thing that’s ever happened (to me)

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3 years

I’m doing 20 minutes of stand up tonight in Atlantic City for $100 and no hotel. I will be live-tweeting my day.

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@GabeMollica

11 months

Posting a pic with the transportation secretary as the first slide instead of one with Olivia Rodrigo is WILD Straight men in theater need to BE BETTER

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Gabe Mollica

@GabeMollica

11 months

Sometimes people ask why I keep doing my show “Solo” in New York And the answer is Nate Bargatze is hosting SNL after selling out arenas all over the country, and every comment on the SNL IG is “who is this guy?” There’s always more ppl, just need to find them 👀

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1 year

Not to be dramatic but you can hear me RIGHT NOW on This American Life, episode 810 Listen!! Be my friend!!

Say It to My Face - This American Life

Friends and ex-friends finally talk about the one thing between them they've been avoiding.

www.thisamericanlife.org

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@GabeMollica

2 years

The truth is we all should be eating at a Hibachi grill at least once a month with our boys

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Gabe Mollica

@GabeMollica

9 months

Sending Peacock an email with the subject line “Attached Lawsuit” with a broken PDF

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@LouisPeitzman

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Hi don't do this @peacock . Sending promo emails that look like they're from people's jobs is very shitty.

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2 years

Very excited to announce a 6-week extension of “Solo” Off-Broadway at the @sohoplayhouse Special guest @joshgondelman will be at opening night January 11th at 9pm.

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4 years

Just went viral on Venmo. (3 likes)

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3 years

Or this one

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@GabeMollica

2 years

If I were hosting a child rapist, personally I wouldn’t have him pose in front of lockers but that’s just me

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2 years

Comedian Chris D'Elia is coming to the Saenger Theatre on Sunday, February 5th! Tickets go on sale this Thursday. October 13th at Noon!

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11 months

Because it’s where I put all my money

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why this taco bell look like a bank

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3 years

I have four days to make a 30 under 30 list. My plan is to Hustle, Grind, and find a publicist.

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@GabeMollica

10 months

The two genders

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4 years

@briebriejoy @BadFaithPod Favorite episode of a pod I already gladly pay for. Was so relieved this wasn’t behind the paywall because I sent it to like 10 people. Keep it up, friends. Apologies for being sincere on main, not having a snappy observation, etc.

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3 years

When I found out Sondheim died I sobbed and had to leave a party of married people, just like he’d want.

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@GabeMollica

4 years

Ritt Momney implies the existence of Raul Pyan.

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Ritt Momney doesn’t care if "Put Your Records On" is his only pop hit

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Gabe Mollica

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2 years

Last night a woman slept through almost all of my solo show. We started at 9:15 because the show before ours got out late, so I imagine it was her bed time, I didn’t pick on her. That said. We filmed it. So I have her sleeping, for 85 minutes in 4K. Love staying humble!!

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3 years

Totally cool, normal guy who starts tweets with “if you’re under 13” and ends then with “xoxo”

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3 years

@DanaSchwartzzz hahah “The defendant was a swing in Waitress!!” I say aloud to no one.

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@GabeMollica

4 years

@AmericasComic She tried to say Dakota didn’t invite her to her birthday....and Dakota was like, no I invited you and they had an awkward exchange. Later the internet discovered it was the same day Ellen was with GWB lol

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Tonight’s show was a damn party. I’m so proud of what it’s becoming and the people who make it happen. And here’s my parents!!

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4 years

You gotta hand it to UCB. $900 for a script editor with nominal credits IS heightening

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4 years

I was born in 1992, which means I learned about Nirvana after working backwards from a Weird Al parody.

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8 years

Only 2 years late to this fantastic @MaraWilson article. 1 of those "I wish I wrote this because I am this" moments

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4 years

🎶summer loving, had me a blast🎶 🎶summer loving,

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6 years

The topics in Citations Needed are not “fun” to listen to I don’t listen to it when I’m feeling sad or need a break....but everyone should try at some point. They totally changed the way I look at news coverage that I always felt was insincere or misguided, but didn’t know why.

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HEARTWARMING: poor person chosen at random to be marketing prop for bank’s ad campaign

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4 years

Some poor woman with a UTI is so mad at Fleetwood Mac right now.

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The power of TikTok 💯

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1 year

When you click on HBO Max it sends you a cease and desist

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1 year

Make sure she can sing? It’s like they never watched the Imagine video!!!

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2 years

The Lebron James of feet? You mean Quentin Tarantino?

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Bron says he went to the “LeBron James of feet” after two doctors recommended season-ending surgery 😳

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Non-woke coffee? They mean decaf?

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I feel like Joe Biden repeatedly told Malia Obama he could get her into the University of Delaware "no questions asked."

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2 years

Solo gets a third extension at @sohoplayhouse Come see it for yourself!!

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When you’re right, you’re right.

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Right now, a white person is planning a costume for tonight that's going to ruin their whole future. 💀😂🤷🏻‍♂️

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1 year

Taking my solo show on tour

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My first paid weekend of performing comedy at a club I opened for the guy who wrote this article. I was stiffed by the club owner and this comic later stormed the Capitol.

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This lockdown I’m doing comedy on Zune

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1 year

I just watch Jack Lemmon in “The Apartment” and it’s one of the best movies and performances I’ve ever seen. Can’t believe it took me 31 years to see it. Remarkable in every way. I don’t even have a joke for this. It’s just an earnest observation!!!!!!!!

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Gabe Mollica

@GabeMollica

3 years

If you like this tweet you might like my videos:

Gabe Mollica

@GabeMollica

5 years

Every line Andy’s boyfriend has in The Devil Wears Prada(2006)

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“We’re in a difficult spot, Jim!!”

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@GabeMollica

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Tired of these left-wing gotcha questions like “Hey what’s your book about?”

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LOL: Briahna Joy Gray BREAKS the brain of Rising guest Bethany Mandel by asking her to define "wokeness"

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When I wrote to Sondheim for the first time in high school, the return address I gave him was my parents house. In the letter, though, I told him I was studying music at Hamilton College. He sent his his response and signed headshot to Hamilton. He really did read his mail.

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I’m 31 today. Great year. The best family. Some “friends” too! Excited for my Mike Piazza year.

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Passion 2: Lost in New York

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BREAKING: Mel Gibson to release ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel.

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A ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ review in the @scotsman_arts @TheScotsman Very proud of this.

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Gabe Mollica

@GabeMollica

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It’s crazy when Millennials want Gen-Z to think we’re cool. In college I was in a competitive Barbershop Quartet....which means I gave up on people my own age thinking that.

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5 years

Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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2 years

All his tweets should begin this way

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3 years

Two comics I open for have been on the Tonight Show in the last 10 days If this were 1983 they’d be millionaires and I’d have $100,000.

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Open for a surprise!! @njpre

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Not quite sure what else I was expecting

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@GabeMollica

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We’ve done 50 shows off-Broadway. I now have insomnia. Get tix!!!

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@GabeMollica

3 years

I started a podcast and now people from my past are reaching out, unfortunately.

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@GabeMollica

1 year

It’s me. I’m the Gabe.

This American Life

@ThisAmerLife

1 year

On the radio this weekend: Friends and ex-friends finally talk about the one thing between them they've been avoiding.

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2 years

Alright, we get it

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3 years

Alright, everybody be cool.

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2 years

an hour of people who really wanna just say slurs interspersed with dudes who do

Tucker Carlson Originals

@TuckerOriginals

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Wednesday. Only on @FoxNation .

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2 years

We announced on @PIX11News but my Solo show has been EXTENDED!

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@GabeMollica

3 years

High School theater directors love to turn the page after a scene and say “applause applause applause….”

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@GabeMollica

1 year

So I was on the last episode of @ThisAmerLife and we’re reopening my show “Solo” in New York!! 21 shows in 3 weeks. Intimate space at @ConnellyTheater We’re renting the space and self-producing. It’s going to be a damn blast. Get some tickets below!!

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@GabeMollica

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Guys I’m telling you, just come to my off-Broadway show about friendship. Now through November 18th.

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

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A study claims that 48% of Gen Z feel that “sex and sexual content is not needed for the plot of most TV & movies.” 51.5% reportedly want to “see more content focused on friendships and platonic relationships.” (Source: )