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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

4 months

I am but a piglet suckling at the teet of artificial intelligence. Oink. Oink.

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@AWorkersIgnited Courage The Cowardly Dog will always be a favorite! It’s very sad to hear that the animators were treated so poorly and hopefully they can find work soon!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@alwaysameena Her friends and family watching the episode:

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@TheLastofUsNews I don’t think everything has to be an exact frame-for-frame recreation of the video game. Bella is doing a great job in her role and I think it’s okay to take creative liberties! I’m very excited for season 2!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@Pizza__Dad Because the networks are run by the real life equivalent of Mr. Krabbs and they just want to reduce spending as much as possible to please shareholders 🤦🏾‍♀️

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@2Cool2Blog For context - Angela is vegan and has a cake mix company. This video was to announce a partnership with Slutty Vegan (a popular vegan restaurant) where they’d carry Oreos fried in Angela’s cake batter!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 This reminds me of that scene from The Neverendimg Story:

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@GabbyShires

3 months

@Criminalsimpson I’m honestly surprised this was never made into a spin off show lol

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 lol this reminds me of this line from the Frog and Toad books:

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@SAPPHlCSUGA lol I have anxiety so I started with one of these

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@letterboxd Thank you for the magic, Shelley. Rest in peace 🩷

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 OH GOD have you seen that picture of that bear in Russia that had to get shaved because of a skin condition or heat wave or something? Pure nightmare fuel 🤡

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 I’m assuming this has something to do with the amount of Airbnbs in this city… I empathize with the residents of this city (which is most likely being gentrified) but squirting water at children and families probably isn’t the best way to handle this..

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 1) getting better sleep & using Valerian Root tea as a sleep aid 2) "forest bathing" or going outside as much as possible 3) laughter therapy / spending 30-45 minutes a day laughing

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Another cool place in Italy I’d love to visit is the Amalfi Coast!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@SAPPHlCSUGA lol so this is actually the brand / exact mask my dad uses for his crime scene cleanup business. There are tons of biohazards and chemicals involved and they haven’t failed him so far!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@BricksCenter Kyrie stats in blue, Derrick stats in green..

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@mubi Shelly Duvall's performances touched so many hearts. Her talent and spirit will be deeply missed.

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@UTDCJ_ Daemon on the sidelines like:

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@Trader_Theory Me in 2008 being in third grade & learning fractions instead of buying duplexes and investing in real estate:

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

7 months

Today is my first day at @Cloudflare as a TPgM for dev platform and I’m kind of disbelief because they’re doing such cool things and I can’t believe I’ll be apart of it 😭 They’re also having a developer week this week so I get to jump right in! Love this for me! Slay 💅🏾

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@Imani_Barbarin Homesick For Another World by Ottessa Moshfegh!!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

4 months

Same time next year, Atlanta? Had a blast at @RenderATL !! My fave part was probably meeting my Cloudflare buddies @lizziepika and @lauragift_ !!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

6 months

Thoughts about working at Cloudflare for, like, 2 weeks: 🧡 Everyone is wicked smart and cool! 🧡 The culture is great.. I’m *very* American and loud and happy and kind of annoying lol but everyone has welcomed me with open arms! 🧡 We are building cool shit!!!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@Chowpinglee The best travel hacks I’ve ever gotten were from this episode of Darknet Diaries. Specially the part where the guy talks about using credit card points to essentially “extreme coupon” his way into free seats:

Jet-setters – Darknet Diaries

How bad is it if you post your boarding pass on Instagram. Our guest Alex decides to figure this out for themself and has quite a story about what happened. We also hear from TProphet who’s here to...

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

6 months

I follow a lot of network engineers for some reason lol. I do not know what any of you ladies are talking about but I love and support you!! There was one young woman on here who made a video of herself smashing a switch with a sledgehammer (?).. I do not understand what is

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@YahooSports Live footage of NBA teams trying to recruit him once he’s done at Duke:

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@J_the_stallion8 @donaldglover This is giving major “Troy and Abed take a method acting class” vibes

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@cocojm_ This is huge!! Congrats Jimin!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 My dad was worked as a homicide detective and did crime scene/accident cataloging for a lot of his career.. a majority of the fatal motor vehicle accidents he cataloged were motorcycles. Two things he always told me growing up were: -Always wear your seat belt -Always drive the

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@ComputerrBooks lol it’s giving the same energy as this book series:

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

I don’t celebrate my birthday but I’m turning 24 this week and my husband booked a scenic railroad trip because (and this is a direct quote): “I thought autistic girls loved trains..? Don’t you, like, have ‘train autism’?” He is not wrong. I do love trains. I am very excited

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

5 months

What’s that thing that the kids are saying..? Ah! Yes.. “WE OUUUUTTTSSSIIIIIDDDEEE!!!”

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

5 months

Daily reminder that we’re all silly little carbon robots on a silly little rock in space! Nothing is real! Everything around you is made up by other silly little carbon robots! You can literally do whatever you want! Do things that intimidate you! Embarrass yourself ! Love big

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

1. I *almost* had hope for J.D. Vance not being a complete tool but he has, perhaps unsurprisingly, proven to be a fucking buffoon. 2. Your value as a woman is not tied to your ability to have a baby.

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

8 months

@glumDumpst3r It shows your commitment to quitting which I personally think is hot and cool

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 This is why you don’t park in front of a fire hydrant, kids!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

5 months

@DhravyaShah We haven’t met (yet!) but I’m a technical program manager at Cloudflare! I work with the AI portfolio on dev platform + devrel! I’ll be in the Austin office the week of the 20th if you want to stop by and meet some us!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@Nerdrotics I wouldn’t be surprised if she actually survived and Disney was doing some “subverted expectations” plot line..

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

8 months

@glumDumpst3r Ugh you work at NASA once and lose your bimbo status. Hate this for me 😩

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

4 months

Oh! A bunch of my coworkers from Cloudflare - who are ridiculously talented and cool - are speaking at @RenderATL next week!!! I highly recommend seeing them speak! I’ll also be at the Cloudflare booth so stop by and say hi 🫶🏾🙂‍↔️💕

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@shriyanevatia Love this! I worked in finance, NASA, a startup, and then founded my own startup before landing at my current role. All within <5 years. Best choices ever! I learned a lot about myself, they type of work I want to do, and the type of problems I want to solve! Job hopping might

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Gabby Shires

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@kennysroys Me after trying to log in 97 times so I can watch Bob’s Burgers:

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@nytimes A legend leaves, but the stories remain 💖

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

7 months

@glumDumpst3r In honor of Easter I will be betraying one of my followers. You are welcome.

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@shriyanevatia My dad was a homicide/crime scene detective and saw the worst of the worst. He always warned me about going out late at night, being around groups of men you don’t trust, and just general safety related things. Pretending that we live in a world that’s safe for everyone all of

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 What beautiful fleece! The sheep seems so relaxed too! It must be like having their hair combed or getting a scalp massage!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@LordDreameaux @2Cool2Blog Vegans can drink nut milks + soy milk that aren’t made from animal products!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

5 months

Mental health advice of the century: go on hikes and catch frogs !! I released it back into the wild because my dogs would have eaten it immediately but!! it was still very cool and I felt like a forest spirit 🌳✌🏾🙂‍↔️

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

5 months

Should I get this printed and hang it in my living room?

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

10 months

@andruyeung @_nicolealonso Lol I met my husband on a Dungeons and Dragons subreddit!!! Your soulmate is online!!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

6 months

This came to me while I was meditating but I’m sure a much wiser philosopher said it before me: “There is both great comedy and tragedy in every aspect of our lives. What we decide to see is entirely up to us.”

SkyTheGuy

@SkyyTheeGuy

6 months

What is the best piece of advice you have gotten?

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

6 months

Idk if any other autistic folks have the issue where you’re really bad at reading situations so if you don’t get consistent and straightforward feedback you just default to assuming that you’re a huge burden and everyone hates you 🫠 And you can’t articulate that you feel this

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@katyperry So excited for the new album, MOTHER! It’s kind of giving the same energy as:

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@barstoolsports Angel Reese stats if anyone is interested! 👀

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

5 months

As you all know, I am mid-Muscle Mommy™️ transformation!! I’ve been fighting for my life on jogs and in Pilates classes 🫠 I’ve also been sticking very strictly to a high protein, low fat, low carb diet.. and I feel like I’m getting there! Keep in mind I started my weight

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

4 months

My husband is super interested in using Workers AI to improve our home automation stuff! (and more specifically Workers AI function calling but it’s not really applicable in this specific use case because a public facing API of your home’s camera feeds is… not good lol)

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

This!!!! AI democratizes technology!!

Logan Grasby

@LoganGrasby

3 months

I taught a friend who has never written code in her life how to use Claude to build a simple app and deploy it on Cloudflare today. Watching someone realize that they can now build software is a great experience. Enable everyone to build anything.

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 I love this! It seems like a “less scary” version of Bodies The Exhibition lol

Welcome

BODIES...The Exhibition, located at Luxor Hotel & Casino, has been experienced by more than 15 million people worldwide. Using an innovative preservation process, the Exhibition showcases real,...

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

4 months

1. Changing my diet, exercising, and losing weight as a side effect of that. Kind of self explanatory - losing 160 pounds is like having a whole new body. 2. Going to DC and using psilocybin in combination with therapy after my son passed. It was wildly healing and I

Dan Go

@FitFounder

4 months

What improved your quality of life so much you wish you did it sooner?

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

4 months

@michelleqin_ I do not know you but I’m so incredibly proud of you!!!! 👏🏾

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

4 months

Some of the drone show from the rooftop party at @RenderATL 💖💕

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

4 months

Will 100% be integrating function calling / automatous agents into our home assistant app!

Cloudflare Developers

@CloudflareDev

4 months

🌟 Function Calling is now live on Workers AI! 🌟 Upgrade your AI applications by leveraging LLMs to make external API calls - bringing you one step closer to creating autonomous AI agents.

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@AMAZlNGNATURE Well this is..

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

7 months

My husband and I are getting ready to celebrate our 2 year anniversary! Having a supportive partner/spouse is a game changer ❤️💕 He’s a fullstack dev and supports all the wacky product ideas I have! Literally married my nerdy bff.. Love this guy!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

4 months

NOT TO BRAG but I work with some of the smartest fucking people on the planet working on the coolest shit ever at Cloudflare 🙂‍↔️💖💕

Craig Dennis

@craigsdennis

4 months

💡 Have you been waiting for your AI Tool (or Function) Calling Lightbulb moment? I have one for you... literally. Come hang out as I make the @NousResearch model on @CloudflareDev change the colors and mood of my home!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

8 months

@glumDumpst3r I can disassociate on command

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

6 months

I have decided to be really moody and mysterious and go around quoting Ottessa Moshfegh (specifically quotes from “Homesick for Another World”). I will not be taking questions at this time.

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

6 months

Sorry not sorry for more pics of my husband! He is v handsome and also a precious angel ❤️💕

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

7 months

I’m starting at Cloudflare as a TPgM in their emerging technology department next week and I’m going to try to get them to let me do an AI podcast. PREPARE TO BE SICK OF ME mwahahahahaha

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

I came downstairs and my husband designed a 3D model of our house in a CAD to optimize our home automation system. This is peak “autistic power couple” 🤌🏾 He is my soulmate.

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

5 months

@SledgeDev Cackling

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

4 months

OH GOD!! I just got an email about my dog’s SENIOR vet appointment 😭 He’s only 9 years old, why are they out here lying on my son!!! I got Koda when my best friend has a severe asthma attack and was on oxygen for a few weeks and he was chewing on the oxygen tank cords. I was

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@buitengebieden Gorgeous animal!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

7 months

In all seriousness I’m a HUGE fan of Avatar and a little piece of trivia about me is that my son’s middle name was actually Iroh ❤️💕

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

9 months

Okay so I lost ~90 pounds in 2023 and ~110 pounds total from my highest weight and I want to have a really candid convo about weight loss, obesity being a disease, fatphobia, and the Health At Any Size (HAES) movement. Will probably regret this 🫣

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

6 months

If you’ve been following along I’ve lost like 145 pounds and I’m becoming a workout girlie now! I did my first ever Pilates classes this week it was legitimately the most embarrassing experience I’ve ever had and it was a major L lol. But sometimes in life you try new things

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

4 months

Finally back home in VA with this hunk 💖💕

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

6 months

I cannot believe I have to say this in our year of the lord TWENTY TWENTY FOUR!!!! Please stop asking people when they are having babies 😩

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

5 months

I GOT THAT DOG IN ME! The dog:

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

7 months

@glumDumpst3r If you can defeat my husband, @goris29 , in battle we shall be betrothed ⚔️ My dowry will be paid in memes and autism spectrum disorder - ❤️💕

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

6 months

My toxic trait is that I talk to my husband in Simlish whenever I’m emotionally distressed. I just told him “Oh feebee lay!” (I’m hungry in Simlish) instead of using my big girl words to ask for food 🤡 I played WAY too much Sims 3 as a kid 🫣

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

6 months

@TracketPacer @glumDumpst3r Bahahaha I love that for you! Smash away bestie! Live your best life!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@AMAZlNGNATURE So APPEARENTLY zebra’s are super aggressive animals (even when not being attacked) and have a habit of kicking + biting other animals. This video goes into it a bit but there are tons of videos of them antagonizing lol

Why are Zebras so Aggressive?

Zebras, with their striking black and white stripes, are truly captivating creatures. Beyond their visual appeal, these animals possess a surprising trait – ...

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 This is cool but I’m interested in automatic logging machines! They can grasp, cut down, and section logs in the forest!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

6 months

I think the universe wants me to listen to Chopin and cry tears of joy ❤️💕

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

4 months

His name is Roscoe and he fled the Squirrel Civil War that happened in the metro park a few blocks away from us. He has a squirrel wife and 2 squirrel children. His day job is working in an acorn factory in the big tree on the trail behind our house but his true passion is

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

4 months

At Texas Roadhouse severely mismanaging our carbs 💖💕🙂‍↔️

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

5 months

@DhravyaShah @Cloudflare It was so great meeting you! Sorry if I was being feral and scared you lolllllll. Slay king! 💅🏾💕💖

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

3 months

I’m just a 24 year old teen girl stop asking me to send emails 🫣💖💕

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

6 months

@BoxxyBabeeee @bryan_johnson Ugh and weight loss when you have blood sugar stuff (I had insulin resistance from really bad PCOS) is so hard too! I had doctors telling me to eat 1200 calories a day of the traditional food pyramid stuff. If I eat 2500 calories of mostly protein and veg, I’ll lose way more

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

6 months

@sri_varre So I’m 23 and my husband is 30 and our combined income is $455k pre tax. We both work in tech. We haven’t started angel investing (yet!) but we have friends building cool things and want to start cutting $10k checks once our house is done being built!

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

9 months

@SimoneSyed So I actually see an obesity medicine doctor + dietician + a special OB and inositol is something they all recommend! I also take a lot of vitamins and a b12 supplement is one of them! Also, eating every 2-3 hours completely fixed all my blood sugar drama

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

9 months

Another point I’d like to make is that weight loss is not a goal. You can’t make yourself lose weight. I can’t squeeze real hard and drop 10 pounds. Weight loss is a side effect of habits, dietary changes, and lifestyle changes. My goals are protein, water, sleep, eating 4-6x a

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

10 months

@andruyeung Hard agree. Being able to take care of my grandma who sacrificed so much to make sure my mom was the first person in our family to go to college is EVERYTHING. Her parents were sharecroppers in AL and I don’t think they ever could have imagined how well off my siblings and I are

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

4 months

@_mchenco A sleep schedule

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Gabby Shires

@GabbyShires

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