Gabbi Bolt @GabbiBolt Twitter profile

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

28 days

so my break up hobby was sewing, I have been basically teaching myself for 5 months, anyway I made this bag today.

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@GabbiBolt

3 years

The Block but it’s just people repairing things in rental houses that have been ignored by real estates for months.

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@GabbiBolt

1 year

Hey Vicpolice I know it’s probably hard to arrest ur friends, 👉🏻👈🏻🥺 But I *reckon*, maybe stop the nazis heiling on the steps of parliament, rather than pepper spraying and intimidating the trans activists and their allies? JUST a thought tho.

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Gabbi Bolt

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7 months

Took a minute to check out the petition some of the Newington College alumni weepers™️ made and ah yeah officer this guy right here

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

1 year

Cant sleep again but y'know what I can do, make the old channel 9 cricket theme on Mario Paint Composer.

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@GabbiBolt

28 days

If you saw the shitty edge stitching on the pocket no you didn’t

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

3 years

In three minutes it will be six hours since I started waiting in line to get tested. The ibises have gathered around me. Hailing me their Queen. I will leave this place both covid tested and changed forever.

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

2 years

I personally think The Bureau should've rebranded from BoM to WaP (Weather and Predictions) but that's just me

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

28 days

Okay seeing a lot of love for the bag now that I’m five months in but you weren’t here for the cursed cat toy era of my sewing

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

2 years

Oh my god Dad go home, shut up. This is why no one invites you to Christmas

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@marquelawyers

2 years

The white man's burden.

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@GabbiBolt

4 years

Vintage #auspol ; Keating in Parliament, 1992.

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

2 years

No caption necessary just vibes

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

1 year

GUESS WHO CAN'T SLEEP AGAIN?! BUNNINGS THEME. MARIO PAINT COMPOSER. LOWEST QUALITY SNOOZES ARE JUST THE BEGINNING!

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@GabbiBolt

3 years

Not to be dramatic, but while RATs are impossible to get across the country, y’know what is in stock at ya local Officeworks?

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

1 year

Sure, with a natural ear for music and 15 years of music theory under my belt, I could strive for greatness. Or I could make the VB Theme on Mario Paint Composer.

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

1 year

The Round the Twist theme on Mario Paint Composer

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

3 years

Growing up with my single income mother, I have lived by the prophecy “Ya may as well take it if it’s free.” Last night’s open bar has finally disproved this methodology.

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

4 years

@andrewprobyn I wasn’t joking. Here’s your side. ❤️

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

4 years

For personal reasons I will be unavailable for several hours. @WayneBrady you are a god damn champion. 🥰🥰 RATATOUSICAL LINK IN BIO xx

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@GabbiBolt

1 year

Sorry? What was that? Did you say you wanted the Kath & Kim theme on Mario Paint Composer? It's-a-moi, Kimberloiii

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

3 years

HAHAHAHHAHA FUCKING QUEEN

Pablo Viñales

@pablovinales

3 years

2021 Australian of the Year meets with the Prime Minister at The Lodge. @SBSNews #auspol

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

2 years

Thanks for all your lovely messages about #SpicksAndSpecks ❤️ Probably the loveliest showbiz experience I’ve ever had to date, and a proper dream come true. Here is a picture of me in the dressing room and me thrilled to receive an ABC branded coffee. Thanks Alan, Myf and Adam x

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Gabbi Bolt

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27 days

Also lmao should’ve clarified this is a pattern, if you’re going through a break up and have a sewing machine it’s this one!

Simplicity Pattern 8710 Luggage Bags, Key Ring and Tassel

Convenience and great for traveling duffle bags featuring 2 shoulder straps , zip closure and back inserts that fits perfectly on your roller bag. Pattern also includes key chain and fabric tassel...

lincraft.com.au

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Gabbi Bolt

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3 years

Not to get on my HIGH HORSE or anything, but if you treat the healthcare workers (literally working 24/7 at covid clinics through the holiday period) like shit because “you have places to be” you’re an asshole. I’ve overheard 4 people already today. It’s 10am. Lose the attitude.

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

3 years

Please guys I’m just trying to go to Zara

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

3 years

If you think Grace Tame should’ve been more “respectful” today A) unfollow me if you follow me lmao B) re-evaluate your definition of respect C) just say you prefer to view women as objects and leave lololol

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Gabbi Bolt

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4 years

Also real quick CAN WE HEAR IT FOR THE BROADWAY SINFONIETTA?? The all-female majority BIPOC orchestra of @ratatousical absolutely NAILED IT. I absolutely adored watching them play. @shenyc_arts

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Gabbi Bolt

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4 years

JUST WHEN I THINK HE’D BE SICK OF ME HE GOES AND SAYS THIS? @WayneBrady I am forever thankful for you. 😭😭😭😭 #RatatouilleMusical #WayneBrady

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Gabbi Bolt

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2 years

My mum on the phone, planning to come to see me in Melbourne for comedy festival: “Oh I’m gonna have to wash all my black clothes. That’s what’s trendy in Melbourne isn’t it?”

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27 days

Okay this is my most viral tweet ever which is so funny but to answer a few things 1) I won’t be selling anything I sew, only cause the last time I monetised my hobby I became a musical comedian with anxiety and depression lmao

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

2 years

I AM A LOOSE UNIT THIS EVENING

The Interns

@ChaserInterns

2 years

If we hit $100 on our Patreon we'll do the full song

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

2 years

Um. Fucking @sammyjcomedian came to my show last night. 🤯 Such a headspin to have someone I’ve looked up to for years turn around to ME and tell ME they liked MY show. Fucking bonkers. Anyway. Proper king shit. 👑

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

1 year

HAHAHA HA HA HA THE FORMULA 1 THEME ON MARIO PAINT COMPOSER. I NEED A NEW HOBBY NOW THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL. HA HA HA HA HA

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

3 years

More #auspol musicals! I call this one "Congratulations! You didn't shoot at innocent protesters at #March4Justice ! Well done you!" #scomo

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

4 years

People on TikTok wanted me to do Bob Katter so here you go. You have the misfortune of witnessing this absolute chaos. #Auspol

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

1 year

Well... Here's the Home & Away theme on Mario Paint Composer. And yes I'm losing my mind.

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

3 years

Everyone in lockdown is all “oh I miss parties” and “oh I miss my family” but I miss forgetting my keys to the @chaser office almost exclusively on days where no one was there before me.

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Gabbi Bolt

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2 years

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️& 1/2 stars for my first Adelaide review. Pretty chuffed with that. 😭😭😭

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

4 years

Wrote a song about uncle Andrew (Legally I have to say that this is a joke and I am not related to Andrew Bolt)

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

3 years

This whole “it’s now up to the artist whether or not they do shows during covid” thing is fucking horrible because the last time I cancelled a show (a SINGLE SHOW) I cried for two whole days because I had no clue whether I’d made the right decision or not.

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

4 years

WAYNE BRADY IS GOING TO SING MY SONG WAYNE BRADY IS GOING TO SING MY SONG WAYNE F⚠️KING BRADY IS GOING TO BE SINGING MY SOOOOOONNNNGG THIS CAST IS ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.

Ratatouille Musical

@ratatousical

4 years

The rat's out of the hat! Say "bonjour" to the cast of #RatatouilleMusical ! 🇫🇷 Get your tickets today to Ratatouille: The Ticket Musical, produced by @ThisIsSeaview , only on @TodayTix to support @TheActorsFund .

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

10 months

Australia “don’t be an international embarrassment” challenge is 0 for 2 in October I see…

UN News

@UN_News_Centre

10 months

BREAKING: UN General Assembly ADOPTS resolution on “protection of civilians and upholding legal and humanitarian obligations” on the ongoing Gaza crisis FOR: 120 AGAINST: 14 ABSTAIN: 45 LIVE COVERAGE

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3 years

The fact that @lachlanjhodson and I made this in May tho.

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

2 years

I just turned 26 and I’m eating a yoghurt for dinner at 1am after seeing a whole bunch of comedy and this is how I shall ring in every birthday from now on.

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Gabbi Bolt

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2 years

This has been a fuckin ace weekend! Very humbled and honoured to have won Best Newcomer at Sydney Comedy Festival. Thank you 🥹

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

1 year

But y’know I totally get it bbys, it must be hard being a cop, they probably don’t even cover “don’t protect neo nazis” in ur 6 months of paw patrol school.

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Gabbi Bolt

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3 years

Okay but the next NSW premier is probs just gonna be like “covid’s not real, go lick everything” so let’s down our champagne in record time before we have to worry about that bit.

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Gabbi Bolt

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2 years

I may have a criminal record now as Adam Hills’ stalker, but it was worth it. Episode 9 of #SpicksAndSpecks this Sunday 7:40pm on @ABCTV

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@GabbiBolt

3 years

People who have plants in their bathrooms just have their fucking life together don't they.

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

2 years

Tickets to my show are selling faster than the rate a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland. Get em here! (This tiktok was made in 2020 when I was losing both work as a muso and my mind.)

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

3 years

Ain't no party like a press club party.

The Chaser

@chaser

3 years

This is our dumbest video yet. Enjoy.

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@GabbiBolt

2 years

My first glass brick! Thanks Sydney Comedy Festival!

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

2 years

CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP SINGING SONGS USING THE LYRICS FROM AN UNRELATED BOOK OR TEXT… #SpicksAndSpecks episode 9 this Sunday, 7:40pm on @ABCTV

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2 years

It's funny how when the vibe is good, balloons make them better, and when the vibe is sad, balloons make the vibe SO MUCH WORSE

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Gabbi Bolt

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1 year

Another crusty paedophile died.

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Gabbi Bolt

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1 year

That's right it's the Saddle Club theme on Mario Paint Composer fuckin rootin tootin clip-clop scootin lets bloody go

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

3 years

Soley Water

Leon Sjogren (Fifi, Fev & Nick - Fox FM)

@Leonsjogren

3 years

As if this #Hillsong stuff wasn’t lame enough, (after deep diving some attendees instagrams) I discovered several shoey attempts with water 😂🤘

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3 years

Nothing quite like making political satire videos and the comments being full of people criticising me for how I look or how I’m dressed, when there are fucking male millionaires in comedy who do Netflix specials in jeans a t-shirt.

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Gabbi Bolt

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7 months

Full names and everything

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

4 years

I updated my bio because Kevin Rudd singing a song with me was definitely not on my 2020 bingo. 🥰

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

1 year

If you would like to laugh, a lot, I highly recommend watching the skyy news coverage of the election. They’re treating it like a funeral

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Gabbi Bolt

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11 months

I only briefly crossed paths with Cal Wilson backstage before a gig. Even having only just met, she generously gave me some wonderful words of encouragement cause she could tell I was nervous. We also talked about our cats. Sending strength to her family and friends. Vale Cal 💔

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

2 years

To this DAY I hear the theme from M.A.S.H and I can immediately smell my mum cooking rissoles and veggies for a school night dinner

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

11 months

Easiest bloody vote of my life

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

4 years

For your consideration, #ICAC THE MUSICAL. #auspol #musical

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

2 years

To the person who loudly took a phone call while seated in the ✨front row✨ through all 5 mins 30 secs of a set I did on stage tonight, I really hope that phone call changed your fucking life. Like I really hope that was a call to say you won the lottery or something cause wowee

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Gabbi Bolt

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3 years

Oi did anyone here go to primary school with Scott Morrison? I just wanna know if he was always this good at hide and seek or if he had to really hone his skills. #auspol

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Gabbi Bolt

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11 months

2 years ago I had a whole bit in my first show about people who go to parks in Lululemon for their mental health and here I am in a park in my Lululemons for my stupid mental health and honestly fuck younger me this is lovely

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Gabbi Bolt

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2 years

*ahem* for legal reasons *I am not related but if he’s gonna shitpost constantly than so must I.

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

3 years

Hey Scott don’t be shy, ✨call the election✨

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

2 years

@BoyBoy_Official do I have to pay you for marketing now?

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Gabbi Bolt

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2 years

I GOT RECOGNISED FOR RATATOUSICAL IN MELBOURNE LIKE 4 TIMES TODAY. MELBOURNE REALLY FUCKED WITH RATATOUILLE DIDN'T THEY. FUCK YEAH MELBOURNE THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE THIS HAPPENS.

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Gabbi Bolt

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11 months

How fucking disappointing.

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

2 years

Scott Morrison musical where he plays all the parts please and thank u

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

7 months

Like even if the first one *is* someone trolling, what they’ve written is still so completely fucked up

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

1 year

Only Melbourne could make me feel FOMO about a fuckin earthquake

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

4 years

ADAM LAMBERT IS NAILING THIS @BlakeyRouse @ratatousical

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Gabbi Bolt

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1 month

I have always been terrified of private school teenagers and I think it’s high time I’m honest with myself and say it’s because of the cunty little hats they have to wear

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

2 years

Yeah sorry if I’m not really in the holiday spirit today, my Christmas wasn’t good. I witnessed a murder, it was awful.

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

3 years

Sadly I’ve made the decision to cancel tonight’s last show. I just felt it was getting too risky coming up to Christmas and I want people to feel safe. Everyone who bought tickets will be contacted and refunded later today. I’m so sorry everyone.

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Gabbi Bolt

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3 years

I can’t believe I got ratio’d like this on Christmas.

I did a thing

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3 years

@GabbiBolt They are called nipples Gabbi

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Gabbi Bolt

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9 months

With each performance of that song on stage, I felt stronger. I’m lucky to be able to voice my thoughts in such a way. Thank you to the audience members who’ve taken the time to let me know they liked it, and thanks for allowing me a human moment in a satire show.

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9 months

My wife and I went to watch @GabbiBolt last night perform an incredibly profound song. She called out a man who once stood for something. A man whom if his younger self had the chance to meet him, he’d probably have some pointed questions. How can Australians be expected to

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Gabbi Bolt

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3 years

Hi! I just wanna say, most of this year has been sad, confusing and utterly terrifying, but I wanted to have a lil chat because even though atm I feel very scared about the future, some lovely things happened to me in this hellfire of a year and fuck it I’m gonna make a thread.

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

4 years

If anyone was wondering about my reaction IT WAS STUPIDLY EMOTIONAL. @WayneBrady I will never be able to articulate how much this means to me. Xx #ratatouillethemusical #RatatouilleMusical @ratatousical

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

6 months

If anyone ever asks me “why are you stepping away from satirical comedy” I’m going to show them this video because literally no scripted satire can match the state we’re actiually in I’m being so serious

ABC News

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6 months

This is what happened when Four Corners asked Woolworths CEO Brad Banducci about the lack of competition in the Australian grocery market. Watch the #4Corners documentary tonight:

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3 years

THE FACE OF A LADY WHO DID HER FIRST SOLO SHOW TONIGHT AND DIDN’T FORGET ANYTHING FUCK YEAH! Come see it tomorrow and Saturday night! 9:30pm at the Factory Theatre! Tickets here:

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

4 years

#auspol musical. This time; Anne Ruston being interrupted by Scotty when asked about being a woman in parliament. Classic. #musical

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

3 years

Instead of calling it “The Block” you call it “The Bare Minimum”

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

3 years

Y’know if things went differently in my life, I reckon I would’ve been a great hymn writer.

The Chaser

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3 years

A special easter video message from the Prime Minister, reminding everyone to ask WWJD?

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

2 years

@JamColley @missmirandatap Nah I’ve got you James.

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@GabbiBolt

2 years

Guys I just scored the best new job seriously ur not gonna believe it

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Gabbi Bolt

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2 years

Something so so so so fucking special for me happened tonight and I can’t give too much away because I’m waiting for mum to send me the video but like here’s an idea…

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Gabbi Bolt

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3 years

PITCH: adult revamp of Play School but it's just the play school cast walking me through how to do things like consolidate my super and choose the right bank for the environment.

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

2 years

Scott at this point what have you got to lose; tell us if the Engadine rumour is true. It's the only thing we need to hear from you.

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Gabbi Bolt

@GabbiBolt

2 years

The full video is on my Instagram here: I’m losing my mind. I got to play Substitute and everything. This is the most special thing that’s ever happened to me. Thanks Adam Hills and Ali McGregor ❤️

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Gabbi Bolt

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2 years

My favourite plot line of The Blues Brothers™️ is when The Blues Brothers™️ go to pick up their saxophonist and his wife (*ARETHA FRANKLIN*) sings a whole ass song about why he shouldn’t leave her for a band tour when she’s the clear valuable hire for them here.

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Gabbi Bolt

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3 years

Covid-19 when she realises she’s actually Covid-21 this year.