GRANNY JONES Profile
GRANNY JONES

@GRANNYJONES3

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Grandma 78 years old old still can have a great time😏 if you can’t hit fat blunts 💯💯🔥 don’t follow. You can’t take this HEAT you other bitch ass grandmas

North Carolina, USA
Joined December 2018
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@GRANNYJONES3
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5 years
Me and the lady’s had a night out, fucking 🔥
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3 years
Dropped my great grandchild on the head, hopefully she will forget me fucking her dad next time she falls
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3 years
Holy shit my sexy ass gardener just winked at me I would 💯 fuck with him
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3 years
I would honestly beat the shit out of Jake Paul even tho he’s pretty good he’s no match for this bitch 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️
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@GRANNYJONES3
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6 years
I shit in my grandsons mouth and misses now I have to clean this
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@GRANNYJONES3
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4 years
Guess who survive the corona, this virus couldn’t handle the PHAT clouds and kush he went away still goin 💪 🔥 🗿
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5 years
I’s been a while but it’s confirmed I have corona virus 🤦‍♂️ but this granny still strong as fuck 💯 I just bought 15 pounds of purple kush and another 5 pounds of hybrid better not fucking die before I smoke this shit
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@GRANNYJONES3
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4 years
Was chillin at the riot yesterday got all my gardeners a real social security number 🥶✊🏻✊🏻
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5 years
When me and the ladies got high I fell and broke my hip AGAIN 🤦‍♂️ I’m back tho 🔥🔥
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5 years
I just took a fat hit off my bong but I blew the air out my ass, my face feels numb now
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5 years
Turns out I had a stroke but at least I was high as fuck when they took me to the hospital
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6 years
Grandchildren gone crazy(ones adopted🤫)
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@GRANNYJONES3
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2 years
Kanye is 100% right I killed a few Jews back in WWII
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5 years
This 77 year old bitch bout to get drafted then you bitches in trouble
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5 years
Just beat my grandkid @QuickMarksman21 for saying he was gay 🤦‍♂️ he ain’t even got pussy yet
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@GRANNYJONES3
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5 years
Why the hell trump be put in a peach I come back out a coma and this shit happening I swear pull ya dang pants up you young whipper snappers
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5 years
Holy shit I’m alive i had a stroke from hitting those fat blunts, I’m about to leave rehab soon 💯💯🍆
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@GRANNYJONES3
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6 years
My grandkids made a shot but shided his pants all over the court what am I supposed to do?!?!
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@GRANNYJONES3
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6 years
My grandson made me this picture he said it’s big changoos
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@GRANNYJONES3
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6 years
Watching my grand babies play basketballs I remember when papa jones used to wear short shorts and his groin would pop out one time this gay kid named Johnson jumped into grandpa jones groin....good times
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@GRANNYJONES3
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6 years
I’ve been on life alert sorry guys ate a hole banana at once and shided my pant so my bathtubs brown as hell and I just got off life alert so I’ll be tweeting more now
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@GRANNYJONES3
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6 years
I found my grandsons poop sock what do I do oml Jesus?!?!?
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@GRANNYJONES3
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6 years
HAPPY NEW YEAR😱😱
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6 years
Me and my grandchildren got me my first ultimate victory royale in fort night.
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4 years
@YouTube @Mandysmagicmo @jayforeman Ignore the PewDiePie comments?
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2 years
I just shot a black person my bad
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6 years
Follow up I’m on life alert again
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6 years
What’s this Vbucks my grandchildren keep asking, for all I got them were socks.
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3 years
@UncleRon911 @McDonalds Granny is lovin this 🥵🥵🤤
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4 years
@YouTube FREE LEAFY
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@GRANNYJONES3
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6 years
Hey Siri how to make McDonald’s
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@GRANNYJONES3
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6 years
I just pooped myself in the tub had to get my life alert
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@GRANNYJONES3
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6 years
Thank you for being a friend Traveled down a road and back again Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant I'm not ashamed to say I hope it always will stay this way My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow My favorite show 😌
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6 years
Almost fell yesterday, it could have been it all but I’m alive so 420 blaze it for the rest of my short life
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4 years
@BigChun09949856 @Treyarch My guy the games barley been out what they supposed to do shit out a whole rework
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4 years
@Fever2k1 @Treyarch People are complaining time to kill is too slow and I don’t know how it’s so fucking op if the mp5 can kill me faster than I can ads then why complain about nerfing snipers unless you’re ass I think mw has just changed how the cod players play
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4 years
@Gweatherwax67 @butterfly5069 @DonaldJTrumpJr So ignore Biden’s lack of cognitive ability for a glass of water what the fuck you smokin cause I want it
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4 years
@DeadByBHVR why the fuck do I get a 72 hour penalty for my internet cutting out?? I might not even be alive in 3 more days you assholes
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6 years
@sadjuIia Ma’am that’s a little disrespectful you should always visit her grave
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4 years
@CallofDuty @Treyarch I love the beta idk why people are complaining unlike modern warfare I enjoy almost every game except Miami that shits ass the movement does need small tweaking and the time to kill feels like it’s random sometimes but these are all things that can be tweaked,guess it’s just me
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5 years
@ABC Don’t lie to an officer and don’t resist arrest. Simple as that
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