Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice
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Here to stay & slay☆Powered by the Afterlife☆The Office Alynn☆Chief Jailer Detective Asher☆Officer Adam☆Officer Min☆Officer Lawyer Trsr. Clouds☆President INH
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!! Rules of the Good Omens Jail !!
These Rules will be added to in due course
1. Jail Time is 24 hours.
2. If you repeat offend whilst in jail, we will add 24 hours to your jail time for each offence, to run consecutively.
Continued
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@CamilleCailloux
**SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR CAMILLE**
Camille, the G.O. Fandom has spoken and you will NOT be going to jail!
Congratulations!
Have this special celebration cake from Bespoke Abominations! run by Miguel & Quincy, to help you celebrate!
G.O. Jail
Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice
*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT*
THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE & GOOD OMENS
FANDOM v CAMILLE
Fandom, we require you to review the case that is pinned to the Jail's bio page and then give your vote, as to whether Camille should be jailed or not
Thank you
G.O. Jail
p.s. apologies for the cock up
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*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT*
THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE & GOOD OMENS
FANDOM v CAMILLE
Fandom, we require you to review the case that is pinned to the Jail's bio page and then give your vote, as to whether Camille should be jailed or not
Thank you
G.O. Jail
p.s. apologies for the cock up
YES!!! JAIL CAMILLE 100%
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BOO!! NO JAIL FOR CAMILLE
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Happy Birthday to the Silliest Silly That Ever Sillied!!!
We believe it's Mr Tennant's birthday today
Many Happy Returns to him!
Love from G.O. Jail xxx
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HOPPY EASTER TO THE GOOD OMENS FANDOM
Hop you're all having a eggcellent Easter, if you celebrate.
Here's some lovely Easter pictures for you all.
Behave yourselves (don't, or we'll be out of a job).
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ATTENTION GOOD OMENS FANDOM!!
Special Announcement from HRH The Hamster of Justice
Dear & loyal peasants
I would just like to reassure everyone that Jail & myself, HRH, are very much still here & trying to jail you lot like billyo!
I've been out, enjoying the sunshine
That is all
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ATTENTION GOOD OMENS FANDOM
Jail is very quiet at the moment.
Why aren't you lot up to stuff?
COME ON!!!
Shop your frien- we mean, be vigilant!
G.O. JAIL
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!! NATIONAL HAMSTER DAY !!
Err...peasants in the G.O. Fandom: where are your offerings to ME - HRH The Hamster of Justice??!
So far I've only had cheese, crackers & a selection of pickles (thank u peasant Nic)
WHERE ARE MY PRESENTS???!!!
*stamping of a little paw*
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!! HEAR YE, HEAR YE G.O FANDOM !!
TODAY IS NATIONAL HAMSTER DAY!
ALL HAIL HRH THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE!
Yes it's true and Thoj will be graciously accepting gifts
Thank you
G.O. Jail
ps thanks to Miss Wahoo for gifting him to us & to young Bucky for looking after him
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GOOD OMENS JAIL: SPECIAL WELCOME
Hello people
Tis The Hamster of Justice!
This is the first time I've addressed all my lovely subjects in the fandom!
I'd like to introduce the newest officer to the Jail: Officer Silly!
MAKE HIM WELCOME OR ELSE!!!
HRH The Hamster
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!! BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS !!
G.O. JAIL REACHES ONE HUNDRED SQUIZILLION FOLLOWERS!!
Friends, countrymen, Romans, Inmates, everyone else - on behalf of HRH, The Jail and A.R.S.E. HQ we would like to thank you all!
LET'S JAIL SOME FANDOM!!!!
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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM HRH THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE
Hello, hello, peasants of the G.O. Fandom...are you there...?
We would just like everyone to know how famous we are...here we are in a picture with that well known actor, HRH Mr David Tenninch
That is all
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INTRODUCTING THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE
Please say hello to our little friend!
Very kindly supplied by our pookie, Ms Wahoo
We love our little Hamster, he can be seen on Jail's bio page
Be seein' you all real soon!
Love n kisses
G.O. Jail
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BY THE G.O. JAIL
Has anyone seen HRH - we're back from Pub in the Park, Chiswick, but he isn't
We lost him somehow...I suspect he may have somehow followed Michael Tennant or David Sheen home
They're in for a surprise if they find him!
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!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM HRH THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE !!
Peasants
HRH The Hamster of Justice wld like to congratulate Jail on reaching a Squintizimillion followers
He said well done & keep jailing the bugge- ah the fandom
Sorry, we're translating from Hamster squeak
Bit confusing
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!! BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS !!
G.O. JAIL REACHES ONE HUNDRED SQUIZILLION FOLLOWERS!!
Friends, countrymen, Romans, Inmates, everyone else - on behalf of HRH, The Jail and A.R.S.E. HQ we would like to thank you all!
LET'S JAIL SOME FANDOM!!!!
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!! HEAR YE, HEAR YE G.O FANDOM !!
TODAY IS NATIONAL HAMSTER DAY!
ALL HAIL HRH THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE!
Yes it's true and Thoj will be graciously accepting gifts
Thank you
G.O. Jail
ps thanks to Miss Wahoo for gifting him to us & to young Bucky for looking after him
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Dear G.O. Fandom
Thank you to those of you who have tagged Jail, we are working through a back log, after a couple of days of inactivity.
Worry not - those of you who are expecting us to breath down your neck...we will be back to neck breathing...shortly
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Attention G.O. Fandom
If any of you have heard about A.R.S.E HQ and are wondering what what all this tripe is about, here's where it started.
And probably should have ended, but here we are.
Feel free to scroll on by.
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MY NEW FAVOURITE "GO" FAVOURITE THING
The Association (for the appreciation of) Rear-ends of Supernatural Entities (or A.R.S.E for short).
I know, sorry, sorry, will get me coat on the way out.
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!! MEET YOUR GOOD OMENS JAIL OFFICERS !!
Or run in the opposite direction if you see any of them...only joking...or are we...
Anyway
As their number seems to be growing by the day, we thought it would be nice - from a fandom community
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@TheMetatronJail
!!G.O. FANDOM: THE METATRON ANNOUNCEMENT!!
G.O. Jail received inside information that notorious The Metatron quote "...did some bad things"!
C'mon...give yourself up!
We're a lovely Jail really!
Our lovely officers are waiting for you!
G.O. Jail
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!! ALERT ALERT AWOOGA AWOOGA!!
SPECIAL OFFICER BILDAD IN A KILT - YES, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT!
Officer Bildad has requested that we share some of his amazing Arresting Dresses with you & one extremely surprising outfit that none of us were expecting!
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!! YOUR GOOD OMENS JAIL OFFICERS !!
We thought we'd introduce a couple of officers,so that they're familiar faces on the streets of the G.O. Fandom.
You can say a cheery "Hello!" when you see them...or run the other way
Officers Ahhh! and Makemyday
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On behalf of HRH The Hamster of Justice, Jail would like to thank all of you who gifted such lovely treasures to him yesterday.
He was quite overwhelmed in the end and we sent him off for a nap. He's currently having a lie in.
Thank you all again.
G.O. Jail
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!! HEAR YE, HEAR YE G.O FANDOM !!
TODAY IS NATIONAL HAMSTER DAY!
ALL HAIL HRH THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE!
Yes it's true and Thoj will be graciously accepting gifts
Thank you
G.O. Jail
ps thanks to Miss Wahoo for gifting him to us & to young Bucky for looking after him
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EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN G.O. JAIL AND OFFICER HUSBAND!!!
DAVINA: "I'M FURIOUS!"
Your Roving Reporter here...on the outskirts of time and space...getting the skinny lowdown on the dramatics as they unfold!
Will Jail lick some serious butt?!
Or will Davina?!
Stay tuned!
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This is what happens in the Good Omens Fandom, when you're over angsty or generally naughty.
Don't be like poor, sad Stacy - who in all likelihood is about to get another sentence.
Mind how you go.
G.O Jail
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@hannijail
GREETINGS JAILS!
We thought it would be nice to connect us jail establishments up!
Maybe we cld start up a Guild of Jails, altho we think Mr Niccoass may be inactive at present &, yes, we are including the other G.O. Jail in this!
We're nice
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!GOOD OMENS FANDOM: DO YOUR DUTY!
Public Service Announcement
*Bingly Bong*
If you see OVER-ANGSTY posts or GENERAL NAUGHTINESS happening, report it to us!
The Hamster of Justice is waiting, as is the Jail and some of our finest Officers!
*Bingly Bong*
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**ADVERTISEMENT**
~G.O. Jail, since Feb 2024~
Catering to all your jailing needs, shop your friends & family- sorry, TELL your friends & family haha!
Just our little joke
Still trying to jail slippery The Metatron
@TheMetatronJail
See what Inmate Sarah has to say!
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Dear G.O. Jail
I'm on the next part of my fantabulous holiday!
Look at these groovy dudes I met!
They are some hoopy froods, trust me!
I look good with pigtails, don't I?!
Gravy booby!!
Love,
Special Officer Bildaddy
xx
ps I hope you're coping without me
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Dear G.O. Jail
Thank you for letting me go off on annual leave at such short notice
I was starting to feel a bit overworked, those dresses can be so tight sometimes!
I will keep in touch, obvs!
Here's a pic of some new friends I made!
Love
Officer Bildaddy
xx
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!!PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT-UPDATE!!
Good day G.O. Fandom, on this lovely Sunday!
I am pleased to announce the new Jail Account will now be actively jailing you lovely lot, if you are over-angsty or excessively naughty!
Here's two of our finest, out on the beat!
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They're at it again folks,
@TheMetatronJail
sneaking around again, liking our jail posts!
Why don't you just come on in for a visit & say Helloooo! this isn't Michael Sheen, it's The Metatron!
We have a personalised jail cell ready for you!
Don't be shy!
G.O. Jail
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@TheMetatronJail
Hello The Metatron
We see you liking our posts...sneaky
Are you going to give in gracefully and come to jail?
Officers Bildad and Clipboard are here to escort you
We'll get you a bespoke cell, personalised and all and a teddy bear will be waiting
Love
G.O. Jail
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Dear G.O. Jail
Thank you for letting me go off on annual leave at such short notice
I was starting to feel a bit overworked, those dresses can be so tight sometimes!
I will keep in touch, obvs!
Here's a pic of some new friends I made!
Love
Officer Bildaddy
xx
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!! EXCITING NEWS !!
G.O. JAIL: INTRODUCING OUR NEW LOGO
As we are a thoroughly professional & totally legitimate outfit in the G.O. Fandom, we have commissioned, from our talented Officer Husband, a new logo, completely bespoke to us!
Officer Husband and our Logo
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#ARSE
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G.O. Fandom - Get Your Bespoke Cakes Here!!
The canteen at A.R.S.E. HQ are now taking requests for celebration cakes!
SEE HERE this fantabulous creation from Miguel & Quincy, who head up the canteen
Get your orders in now!
G.O. Jail
@rustedlocket
happy birthday!!! i asked the Cooks at
@GOJailatARSEHQ
for a porcupine cake but uhm... well... they tried their best!
hope the day is as fantastic as you are
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Dear G.O. Fandom
Jail had the evening off tonight, apart from looking after the inmates
Normal service resumes tomorrow
Roswell - I believe you are free now, but you may as well stay where you are, I believe you're decorating your cell as we speak!
G.O. Jail
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HRH THE HAMMY ON HIS DAY OFF!
HRH has declared that as it's a bank holiday in the UK, he's taking a day off
Jail will cover his work
He's dressed up like 10 today, courtesy of
@tennantno1fan
- TY!
PEASSSANNNNNNT BUUCCCCCKKKYYYY!!!
HRH wants your attendance!
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OH MY DAYS!
Niccolo has accepted his fate and gone quietly to Jail!
Niccolo, as a special treat tomorrow, you can have some of our highly sought after Turkraken!
Love,
G.O Jail
@youryurigoddess
@CamilleCailloux
@KikokuDMint
@juliasfanart
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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE & G.O. FANDOM v CAMILLE
HRH Thoj has squeaked the following:
Squeaak squ- case and cannot see any easy way forward
Therefore, I decree that it will be put to the Fandom, whether Camille should be jailed or not
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YOUR G.O. JAIL OFFICERS
Officer Lawyer Treasurer Clouds, to give them their full title, is one of our outstanding officers
Having recently branched out into the field of Law, which they are brilliant at (pray you don't have them on your side) which keeps them busy
Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice
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YOUR G.O. JAIL OFFICERS
Introducing:
Officer HR Director Half Dragon Alynn, we rely on her to keep us all in order
Officer Vice-President Min - once they're on a jailing-roll, there's literally no stopping them...we've tried, trust us on this
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SQUEAK AHem...ah hello!
Dearest loyal peasants
One would just like to say a sincere thank you to all who gave me such wonderful treasures yesterday!
It's such a pleasure for you all to have my wonderful company and justice dispensing!
I envy all of you!
HRH
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MEANWHILE at the G.O. Jail...
Chief Jailer Mr Crowley, Sir!
@iheartmybentley
Night Shift Officer Billynomates Sir!
Can I ask a question?
The lads have asked me to ask you is it correct that we should be addressing you as Mr Hottie?
No I don't know why they're laughing
'Sup lads
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Mr Feral is a regular visitor to Jail, with Binky
Just mind how you go petting him, he'll have yr hand off
Chief Jailer Mr Crowley is particularly fond of Binky, he takes him for w a l k i e s
Have to be careful how you say that word, he might hear
G.O. Jail
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!!A.R.S.E. HQ: LET'S GET REACQUAINTED!!
We thought it would be good to bring the staff out for a visit
CMW Feral, Security, and trusty Guard God, Binky
Dom Bordell, PR, who's been suspiciously quiet
If they resemble anyone you know, it's totally normal for the G.O. Fandom
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Special Officer Bildad The Shuhite here
The notorious THE METATRON is still at large
WE NEED YOUR HELP to bring them to JUSTICE
Please do you duty and let G.O. Jail know if you see them anywhere
Thank you for your time
Special Off. Bildad
G.O. Jail
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@TheMetatronJail
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!! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM BILDAD !!
Dear The Metatron
Special Officer Bildad The Shuhite here
The G.O. Fandom is after you
You can run, but you can't hide
We will find you and put you behind bars
Love, kisses & hugs
G.O. Jail, God, Satan & all at A.R.S.E HQ
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YOUR G.O. JAIL OFFICERS
Introducing:
Officer HR Director Half Dragon Alynn, we rely on her to keep us all in order
Officer Vice-President Min - once they're on a jailing-roll, there's literally no stopping them...we've tried, trust us on this
G.O. Jail
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YOUR G.O JAIL OFFICERS
Following HQ's style, we'd like to re-introduce our officers
Chief Jailer Mr Crowley (known to some as Mr Hottie) & Officer SoontobeEx-Husband
Mr Crowley grows his own carrots
Officer SoontobeEx-Husband specialises in not-fighting
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YOUR G.O JAIL OFFICERS
Following HQ's style, we'd like to re-introduce our officers
Chief Jailer Mr Crowley (known to some as Mr Hottie) & Officer SoontobeEx-Husband
Mr Crowley grows his own carrots
Officer SoontobeEx-Husband specialises in not-fighting
G.O. Jail
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OFFICER BILDADDY ON HIS TRAVELS
Has anyone heard from him recently?
He's gone very quiet and we're a bit worried.
HRH has started gnawing things, which is never a good sign...I mean, we know he's a hamster, but he's a Refined Hamster.
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@ashsatosugu
It's a series of stories set far enough in the future to be believable. Some of them are really good. USS Callister is one of my favourites and Nose Dive - particularly relevant that one. And Striking Vipers, also quite relevant. You can dip into any of the series, doesn't matter
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!!! OFFICER BILDADDY !!!
Now that we have your attention
Gather right close, good people of the Fandom
Special Officer Bildaddy is attending a wedding this weekend, and this is one of his possible outfits
He wants to know what you think
Is it too much?
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And now we come to the very last member of the day shift - Officer Silly!
He's only been with us for literally a day, but so far he's doing a brilliant job!
Keep it up Silly!
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*bingly bong bingly*
Special Announcement from G.O. Jail
We have been given leave to go to Pub in the Park in Chiswick today, so that's where we'll be
Plse dont't be too troublesome G.O.Fandom, just enough to keep us busy when we return
Gotta go, it's HRH's round!
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G.O. JAIL: NEW OFFICER ALERT!
Since the post we did yesterday, we have another new recruit!
Welcome to Officer Moth!
Currently an inmate of the jail, they have seen the error of their ways & want to turn from the Dark Side...oops, wrong fandom!
Welcome!
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HEAR YE! HEAR YE! HEAR YE!
**Loud ringing of hand bell**
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: OFFICER ADAM
Please take a moment to read and inwardly digest the post below
Thanking you
G.O. Jail
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!! ROVING REPORTER NEWSFLASH !!
*yes, ok, it's a slow news day*
KLEM is going out on a DATE with OFFICER CLIPBOARD of the Good Omens Jail!!!
I'll be there to get the skinny on what goes down!!
Stay Tuned!
Your Roving Reporter
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TODAY'S LUNCH SPECIAL AT THE JAIL
Happy St David's Day!
Thank you to Officer Alynn for those lovely Welsh treats.
We thought we'd bring you something Scottish for lunch, followed by something quintessentially English for dessert.
WATCH THIS SPACE!
G.O. Jail/Miguel
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Oh Funky...you were doing so well up to that point. HRH is going to slap another 24 hours on you for that...you're lucky he's taking the day off today. He might not get to see it.
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SHARE THE NEWS FAR AND WIDE!!!
G.O. Jail have jailed the famous Camille!
AND - not only that - but they find the Turkraken...sexy.
We think they may be staying with us for a long, long time.
Thank you for your time.
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Contd.
3. Once free from jail, re-offenders will be given double jail time at their next sentence and extra jail bars will be added to their PFP.
4. Referring to 3. above, point 2. above will still come into force if repeat offending occurs whilst in jail.
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Special Officer Bildad!!!
Officer Clipboard here!
I've come to help you apprehend The Notorious The Metatron!
He won't be able to resist me in this!!!
But I've got another gown in reserve, in case this one isn't enough!
Does he like yellow do we know??!
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! ATTN THE METATRON !
Dear The Metatron
Officer Bildad here
I have come to arrest you, wearing my special Arresting Dress, with matching handcuffs for you, so we co-ordinate
If you turn yourself in quietly, we'll let you have some special cocoa!
What do you say?
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Thanks A.R.S.E HQ!
We're having technical difficulties again at the Jail, so HQ kindly put this tweet out for us.
We look forward to welcoming many, many more members of the fandom through our gates!
Be seeing you shortly!
#ARSE
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!! One week of the new Good Omens Jail !!
Today marks one week of the new Jail account facility, although A.R.S.E HQ were jailing you lovely lot before then!
They've jailed oodles of you so far and have 121 loyal followers to date
Thank you Good Omens Jail!
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!!PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!
G.O. Jail and A.R.S.E. HQ are experiencing tecnical difficulties at present, due to X being a complete git
Hopefully normal service will resume soon
You all should pack a bag and be ready
Message ends
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@MagneToasted
Axel, Axel, Axel...calling Axel...anyone seen Axel...Over!
Special Officer Bildad here, looking for Axel...
Anyone seen them?
G.O. Jail
Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice
@KikokuDMint
@strs4crowley
@MagneToasted
@AlynnJinn
@Meg_030
G.O. Jail calling Axel...come in Axel...Over
Dear Axel
Your bars have been sent via DM, we're waiting for your handcuff order
Your cell bed has been turned down, your jimjams and teddy are waiting for you
Please present yourself at your earliest opportunity
Love n hugs
G.O. Jail
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@TheMetatronJail
Hello The Metatron
We see you liking our posts...sneaky
Are you going to give in gracefully and come to jail?
Officers Bildad and Clipboard are here to escort you
We'll get you a bespoke cell, personalised and all and a teddy bear will be waiting
Love
G.O. Jail
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@AlynnJinn
@KikokuDMint
@FunkyTrekkie
In the case of G.O. FANDOM v FUNKY TREKKIE LOVES GOOD OMENS
HRH The Hamster says that you now have 3 Ayes, which means 48 hrs of jail time as a second offender
We will get you double bars
In the meantime, here is Officer Bildad in one of his new dresses, to escort you
G.O. Jail
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Deputy Chief Jailer
That stalwart of the Jail team, without whom the whole place would just...fall apart
Which is unfortunate as he appears to have taken some unexpected leave...last seen going on a date with Granny Pris
This is what he was wearing when on his date
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#gojailatarsehq
Hi G.O. Jail
Sorry for the radio silence, I've been busy...found this exclusive little club, they told me that they could teach me how to dance and...other things...
Let me tell YOU, baby, that they are AMATEURS compared to Ol' Bildaddy!
They won't let me leave 😭
Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice
#gojailatarsehq
Dear G.O. Jail
I'm on the next part of my fantabulous holiday!
Look at these groovy dudes I met!
They are some hoopy froods, trust me!
I look good with pigtails, don't I?!
Gravy booby!!
Love,
Special Officer Bildaddy
xx
ps I hope you're coping without me
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#GOjailatarsehq
!! Lunch Today at G.O. Jail !!
Today's lunch menu is very simple as the HQ kitchen outdid themselves yesterday with the Surprise Soup!
They have come up with these delights for the inmates.
If anyone would like to partake, please help yourselves!
G.O. Jail
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#GOjailatarsehq
!! READ ALL ABOUT IT !!
THE METATRON ON TRIAL!
The Metatron is defiant in the face of G.O. Jail trial!
Official Response from the Jail - they won't give up trying to bring them to justice!
Brought to you by your Roving Reporter!!!
Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice
@TheMetatronJail
Ello, ello, ello!
What's all this then?!
Don't worry The Metatron - we've got your number!
As soon as a GUILTY verdict is returned against you, the full force of the G.O FANDOM will be after you, not just the Jail!
Be seein' you...real soon...
Love & kisses
G.O. Jail
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@TheMetatronJail
The Metatron - we've left no rock unturned looking for you!!
Where you been?!
Here's four of the G.O. Jail's finest to escort you to the Jail!
We've sent you your jail bars, so as soon as you've popped them on, we can go!
Would you like cuffs?
G.O. Jail
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#GOjailatarsehq
G.O. JAIL CALLING ALL OFFICERS IN FOR DUTY!
All officers are required to report to the Jail office as we have a protest happening outside the Jail gates
Peaceful at present, but we don't want mishaps
This is as a result of a Poll being issued for Camille
G.O. Jail
Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice
*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT*
THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE & GOOD OMENS
FANDOM v CAMILLE
Fandom, we require you to review the case that is pinned to the Jail's bio page and then give your vote, as to whether Camille should be jailed or not
Thank you
G.O. Jail
p.s. apologies for the cock up
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@Bigspookyfanmee
I expect Mr Crowley was down there trying to pick it up too and they bumped heads. Several times.
We will ask him when we see him.
He's our Chief Jailer you know.
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