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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

6 months

#GOJailatarsehq !! Rules of the Good Omens Jail !! These Rules will be added to in due course 1. Jail Time is 24 hours. 2. If you repeat offend whilst in jail, we will add 24 hours to your jail time for each offence, to run consecutively. Continued

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#gojailatarsehq @CamilleCailloux **SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FOR CAMILLE** Camille, the G.O. Fandom has spoken and you will NOT be going to jail! Congratulations! Have this special celebration cake from Bespoke Abominations! run by Miguel & Quincy, to help you celebrate! G.O. Jail

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT* THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE & GOOD OMENS FANDOM v CAMILLE Fandom, we require you to review the case that is pinned to the Jail's bio page and then give your vote, as to whether Camille should be jailed or not Thank you G.O. Jail p.s. apologies for the cock up

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT* THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE & GOOD OMENS FANDOM v CAMILLE Fandom, we require you to review the case that is pinned to the Jail's bio page and then give your vote, as to whether Camille should be jailed or not Thank you G.O. Jail p.s. apologies for the cock up

YES!!! JAIL CAMILLE 100%

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

@FunkyTrekkie Where've you been...

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

#gojailatarsehq Happy Birthday to the Silliest Silly That Ever Sillied!!! We believe it's Mr Tennant's birthday today Many Happy Returns to him! Love from G.O. Jail xxx

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

Did you pass this tweet? Post something red... Special Officer Bildaddy, reporting for duty...

Alynn Jinn/HR Director at A.R.S.E/LeaderOfWalmuts

@AlynnJinn

4 months

Did you pass this tweet? Post something red...

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

HOPPY EASTER TO THE GOOD OMENS FANDOM Hop you're all having a eggcellent Easter, if you celebrate. Here's some lovely Easter pictures for you all. Behave yourselves (don't, or we'll be out of a job). G.O. Jail

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

ATTENTION GOOD OMENS FANDOM!! Special Announcement from HRH The Hamster of Justice Dear & loyal peasants I would just like to reassure everyone that Jail & myself, HRH, are very much still here & trying to jail you lot like billyo! I've been out, enjoying the sunshine That is all

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

3 months

ATTENTION GOOD OMENS FANDOM Jail is very quiet at the moment. Why aren't you lot up to stuff? COME ON!!! Shop your frien- we mean, be vigilant! G.O. JAIL

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#gojailatarsehq !! NATIONAL HAMSTER DAY !! Err...peasants in the G.O. Fandom: where are your offerings to ME - HRH The Hamster of Justice??! So far I've only had cheese, crackers & a selection of pickles (thank u peasant Nic) WHERE ARE MY PRESENTS???!!! *stamping of a little paw*

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#gojailatarsehq !! HEAR YE, HEAR YE G.O FANDOM !! TODAY IS NATIONAL HAMSTER DAY! ALL HAIL HRH THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE! Yes it's true and Thoj will be graciously accepting gifts Thank you G.O. Jail ps thanks to Miss Wahoo for gifting him to us & to young Bucky for looking after him

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#GOjailatarsehq GOOD OMENS JAIL: SPECIAL WELCOME Hello people Tis The Hamster of Justice! This is the first time I've addressed all my lovely subjects in the fandom! I'd like to introduce the newest officer to the Jail: Officer Silly! MAKE HIM WELCOME OR ELSE!!! HRH The Hamster

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

@strs4crowley Funny. You're very funny. Think yourself lucky we don't jail you for that blasphemy. G.O. Jail

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

3 months

#gojailatarsehq #ARSE !! BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS !! G.O. JAIL REACHES ONE HUNDRED SQUIZILLION FOLLOWERS!! Friends, countrymen, Romans, Inmates, everyone else - on behalf of HRH, The Jail and A.R.S.E. HQ we would like to thank you all! LET'S JAIL SOME FANDOM!!!!

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

#gojailatarsehq SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM HRH THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE Hello, hello, peasants of the G.O. Fandom...are you there...? We would just like everyone to know how famous we are...here we are in a picture with that well known actor, HRH Mr David Tenninch That is all

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

#GOjailatarsehq INTRODUCTING THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE Please say hello to our little friend! Very kindly supplied by our pookie, Ms Wahoo We love our little Hamster, he can be seen on Jail's bio page Be seein' you all real soon! Love n kisses G.O. Jail

ꊼ wahoolverine ꊼ

@Wahooooooo_

6 months

@GOJailatARSEHQ HERE U GO POOK- I mean HERE U GO JAIL 🤩

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

2 months

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BY THE G.O. JAIL Has anyone seen HRH - we're back from Pub in the Park, Chiswick, but he isn't We lost him somehow...I suspect he may have somehow followed Michael Tennant or David Sheen home They're in for a surprise if they find him! G.O. Jail

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

3 months

!! ANNOUNCEMENT FROM HRH THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE !! Peasants HRH The Hamster of Justice wld like to congratulate Jail on reaching a Squintizimillion followers He said well done & keep jailing the bugge- ah the fandom Sorry, we're translating from Hamster squeak Bit confusing

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

3 months

#gojailatarsehq #ARSE !! BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS !! G.O. JAIL REACHES ONE HUNDRED SQUIZILLION FOLLOWERS!! Friends, countrymen, Romans, Inmates, everyone else - on behalf of HRH, The Jail and A.R.S.E. HQ we would like to thank you all! LET'S JAIL SOME FANDOM!!!!

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#gojailatarsehq !! HEAR YE, HEAR YE G.O FANDOM !! TODAY IS NATIONAL HAMSTER DAY! ALL HAIL HRH THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE! Yes it's true and Thoj will be graciously accepting gifts Thank you G.O. Jail ps thanks to Miss Wahoo for gifting him to us & to young Bucky for looking after him

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#gojailatarsehq Dear G.O. Fandom Thank you to those of you who have tagged Jail, we are working through a back log, after a couple of days of inactivity. Worry not - those of you who are expecting us to breath down your neck...we will be back to neck breathing...shortly G.O. Jail

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#gojailatarsehq #ARSE Attention G.O. Fandom If any of you have heard about A.R.S.E HQ and are wondering what what all this tripe is about, here's where it started. And probably should have ended, but here we are. Feel free to scroll on by. G.O. Jail

*InsertNameHere* || President of A.R.S.E. HQ

@Baddie48ofARSE

10 months

MY NEW FAVOURITE "GO" FAVOURITE THING The Association (for the appreciation of) Rear-ends of Supernatural Entities (or A.R.S.E for short). I know, sorry, sorry, will get me coat on the way out.

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#GOjailatarsehq !! MEET YOUR GOOD OMENS JAIL OFFICERS !! Or run in the opposite direction if you see any of them...only joking...or are we... Anyway As their number seems to be growing by the day, we thought it would be nice - from a fandom community +++

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

#gojailatarsehq @TheMetatronJail !!G.O. FANDOM: THE METATRON ANNOUNCEMENT!! G.O. Jail received inside information that notorious The Metatron quote "...did some bad things"! C'mon...give yourself up! We're a lovely Jail really! Our lovely officers are waiting for you! G.O. Jail

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#gojailatarsehq #ARSE !! ALERT ALERT AWOOGA AWOOGA!! SPECIAL OFFICER BILDAD IN A KILT - YES, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! Officer Bildad has requested that we share some of his amazing Arresting Dresses with you & one extremely surprising outfit that none of us were expecting! G.O Jail

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

@KikokuDMint @juliasfanart @CamilleCailloux @00Clouds00 @AlynnJinn @Baddie48ofARSE @Meg_030 Good morning G.O. Jury members Please let me have your response on this one. We have two Yeas so far. One more will decide it.

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

#GOjailatarsehq #ARSE !! YOUR GOOD OMENS JAIL OFFICERS !! We thought we'd introduce a couple of officers,so that they're familiar faces on the streets of the G.O. Fandom. You can say a cheery "Hello!" when you see them...or run the other way Officers Ahhh! and Makemyday G.O. Jail

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#gojailatarsehq #ARSE On behalf of HRH The Hamster of Justice, Jail would like to thank all of you who gifted such lovely treasures to him yesterday. He was quite overwhelmed in the end and we sent him off for a nap. He's currently having a lie in. Thank you all again. G.O. Jail

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#gojailatarsehq !! HEAR YE, HEAR YE G.O FANDOM !! TODAY IS NATIONAL HAMSTER DAY! ALL HAIL HRH THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE! Yes it's true and Thoj will be graciously accepting gifts Thank you G.O. Jail ps thanks to Miss Wahoo for gifting him to us & to young Bucky for looking after him

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

3 months

#gojailatarsehq Special Officer Bildaddy In their Arresting Dresses End of Tweet

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

@Bigspookyfanmee Did he drop something?

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

#gojailatarsehq EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN G.O. JAIL AND OFFICER HUSBAND!!! DAVINA: "I'M FURIOUS!" Your Roving Reporter here...on the outskirts of time and space...getting the skinny lowdown on the dramatics as they unfold! Will Jail lick some serious butt?! Or will Davina?! Stay tuned!

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

@Meg_030 @KikokuDMint @FunkyTrekkie @JustcallmeLuci @AlynnJinn

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

This is what happens in the Good Omens Fandom, when you're over angsty or generally naughty. Don't be like poor, sad Stacy - who in all likelihood is about to get another sentence. Mind how you go. G.O Jail

Stacy is IN LOVE WITH CASTIEL AHHHAJSJDJDH

@lazyangstwriter

6 months

#NewProfilePic Man, I'm double jailed in my new hampter pfp

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#gojailatarsehq @hannijail GREETINGS JAILS! We thought it would be nice to connect us jail establishments up! Maybe we cld start up a Guild of Jails, altho we think Mr Niccoass may be inactive at present &, yes, we are including the other G.O. Jail in this! We're nice G.O. Jail

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#GOJailatarsehq !GOOD OMENS FANDOM: DO YOUR DUTY! Public Service Announcement *Bingly Bong* If you see OVER-ANGSTY posts or GENERAL NAUGHTINESS happening, report it to us! The Hamster of Justice is waiting, as is the Jail and some of our finest Officers! *Bingly Bong* G.O. Jail

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

#gojailatarsehq Ah...the good old days...remember this tweet...chasing The Metatron...who is now chasing us... IYKYK G.O. Jail

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#gojailatarsehq **ADVERTISEMENT** ~G.O. Jail, since Feb 2024~ Catering to all your jailing needs, shop your friends & family- sorry, TELL your friends & family haha! Just our little joke Still trying to jail slippery The Metatron @TheMetatronJail See what Inmate Sarah has to say!

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

3 months

#gojailatarsehq Dear G.O. Jail I'm on the next part of my fantabulous holiday! Look at these groovy dudes I met! They are some hoopy froods, trust me! I look good with pigtails, don't I?! Gravy booby!! Love, Special Officer Bildaddy xx ps I hope you're coping without me

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

3 months

#gojailatarsehq Dear G.O. Jail Thank you for letting me go off on annual leave at such short notice I was starting to feel a bit overworked, those dresses can be so tight sometimes! I will keep in touch, obvs! Here's a pic of some new friends I made! Love Officer Bildaddy xx

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

#GOjailatarsehq !!PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT-UPDATE!! Good day G.O. Fandom, on this lovely Sunday! I am pleased to announce the new Jail Account will now be actively jailing you lovely lot, if you are over-angsty or excessively naughty! Here's two of our finest, out on the beat!

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

@xih_4lx Three out of four are right anyway. He's not that tall. (We love Azi to bits btw, before people start getting upset)

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#gojailatarsehq They're at it again folks, @TheMetatronJail sneaking around again, liking our jail posts! Why don't you just come on in for a visit & say Helloooo! this isn't Michael Sheen, it's The Metatron! We have a personalised jail cell ready for you! Don't be shy! G.O. Jail

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#gojailatarsehq LOOK WHO WE'VE JUST SPOTTED, SNEAKILY LIKING A POST... The Metatron, still at large G.O. Jail

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#gojailatarsehq LOOK WHO WE'VE JUST SPOTTED, SNEAKILY LIKING A POST... The Metatron, still at large G.O. Jail

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

@TheMetatronJail Hello The Metatron We see you liking our posts...sneaky Are you going to give in gracefully and come to jail? Officers Bildad and Clipboard are here to escort you We'll get you a bespoke cell, personalised and all and a teddy bear will be waiting Love G.O. Jail

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

3 months

#gojailatarsehq Dear G.O. Jail Thank you for letting me go off on annual leave at such short notice I was starting to feel a bit overworked, those dresses can be so tight sometimes! I will keep in touch, obvs! Here's a pic of some new friends I made! Love Officer Bildaddy xx

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

#GOjailatarsehq !! EXCITING NEWS !! G.O. JAIL: INTRODUCING OUR NEW LOGO As we are a thoroughly professional & totally legitimate outfit in the G.O. Fandom, we have commissioned, from our talented Officer Husband, a new logo, completely bespoke to us! Officer Husband and our Logo

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

Another offender in the slammer! Good work, Good Omens Jury and Jail! G.O. Jail

Syllllllia 🐍😈

@sylviaaa1996

6 months

my first time in Jail🥲🥲 happy jail time😭😭

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#ARSE #GOjailatarsehq G.O. Fandom - Get Your Bespoke Cakes Here!! The canteen at A.R.S.E. HQ are now taking requests for celebration cakes! SEE HERE this fantabulous creation from Miguel & Quincy, who head up the canteen Get your orders in now! G.O. Jail

🌻Mintounette🪽

@KikokuDMint

5 months

@rustedlocket happy birthday!!! i asked the Cooks at @GOJailatARSEHQ for a porcupine cake but uhm... well... they tried their best! hope the day is as fantastic as you are

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

#GOjailatarsehq Dear G.O. Fandom Jail had the evening off tonight, apart from looking after the inmates Normal service resumes tomorrow Roswell - I believe you are free now, but you may as well stay where you are, I believe you're decorating your cell as we speak! G.O. Jail

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

#gojailatarsehq HRH THE HAMMY ON HIS DAY OFF! HRH has declared that as it's a bank holiday in the UK, he's taking a day off Jail will cover his work He's dressed up like 10 today, courtesy of @tennantno1fan - TY! PEASSSANNNNNNT BUUCCCCCKKKYYYY!!! HRH wants your attendance!

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

OH MY DAYS! Niccolo has accepted his fate and gone quietly to Jail! Niccolo, as a special treat tomorrow, you can have some of our highly sought after Turkraken! Love, G.O Jail

niccolò 🦎

@R0MANCR0WLEY

6 months

im innocent but whatever‼️‼️😾

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

@youryurigoddess @CamilleCailloux @KikokuDMint @juliasfanart #GOjailatarsehq SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE & G.O. FANDOM v CAMILLE HRH Thoj has squeaked the following: Squeaak squ- case and cannot see any easy way forward Therefore, I decree that it will be put to the Fandom, whether Camille should be jailed or not G.O. Jail

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

#gojailatarsehq YOUR G.O. JAIL OFFICERS Officer Lawyer Treasurer Clouds, to give them their full title, is one of our outstanding officers Having recently branched out into the field of Law, which they are brilliant at (pray you don't have them on your side) which keeps them busy

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

#gojailatarsehq YOUR G.O. JAIL OFFICERS Introducing: Officer HR Director Half Dragon Alynn, we rely on her to keep us all in order Officer Vice-President Min - once they're on a jailing-roll, there's literally no stopping them...we've tried, trust us on this G.O. Jail

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#gojailatarsehq #ARSE SQUEAK AHem...ah hello! Dearest loyal peasants One would just like to say a sincere thank you to all who gave me such wonderful treasures yesterday! It's such a pleasure for you all to have my wonderful company and justice dispensing! I envy all of you! HRH

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

MEANWHILE at the G.O. Jail... Chief Jailer Mr Crowley, Sir! @iheartmybentley Night Shift Officer Billynomates Sir! Can I ask a question? The lads have asked me to ask you is it correct that we should be addressing you as Mr Hottie? No I don't know why they're laughing 'Sup lads

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2 months

@bushybritches

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2 months

#gojailatarsehq #ARSE He attac He snac But most importantly He HRH-ac Slay (it's fine, I can get my own P45 ready, don't worry)

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

@Jazzypoetlady Youre never alone over here! We're all like-minded. This is our normal!

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#gojailatarsehq Officer down...Officer down... 😭😭😭 Making amends for their sinning bigly bogly bingly G.O. Jail

🌻Mintounette🪽

@KikokuDMint

5 months

@juliasfanart @GOJailatARSEHQ @AlynnJinn @Meg_030 I HAVE SINNED VERY BIGLY

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4 months

#gojailatarsehq #ARSE Mr Feral is a regular visitor to Jail, with Binky Just mind how you go petting him, he'll have yr hand off Chief Jailer Mr Crowley is particularly fond of Binky, he takes him for w a l k i e s Have to be careful how you say that word, he might hear G.O. Jail

*InsertNameHere* || President of A.R.S.E. HQ

@Baddie48ofARSE

4 months

#ARSE !!A.R.S.E. HQ: LET'S GET REACQUAINTED!! We thought it would be good to bring the staff out for a visit CMW Feral, Security, and trusty Guard God, Binky Dom Bordell, PR, who's been suspiciously quiet If they resemble anyone you know, it's totally normal for the G.O. Fandom

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Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

#GOjailatarsehq Special Officer Bildad The Shuhite here The notorious THE METATRON is still at large WE NEED YOUR HELP to bring them to JUSTICE Please do you duty and let G.O. Jail know if you see them anywhere Thank you for your time Special Off. Bildad G.O. Jail

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

@TheMetatronJail #GOjailatarsehq !! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM BILDAD !! Dear The Metatron Special Officer Bildad The Shuhite here The G.O. Fandom is after you You can run, but you can't hide We will find you and put you behind bars Love, kisses & hugs G.O. Jail, God, Satan & all at A.R.S.E HQ

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

#gojailatarsehq YOUR G.O. JAIL OFFICERS Introducing: Officer HR Director Half Dragon Alynn, we rely on her to keep us all in order Officer Vice-President Min - once they're on a jailing-roll, there's literally no stopping them...we've tried, trust us on this G.O. Jail

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

#gojailatarsehq YOUR G.O JAIL OFFICERS Following HQ's style, we'd like to re-introduce our officers Chief Jailer Mr Crowley (known to some as Mr Hottie) & Officer SoontobeEx-Husband Mr Crowley grows his own carrots Officer SoontobeEx-Husband specialises in not-fighting G.O. Jail

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6 months

Beautiful!!

Julia - #deadboydetectives

@juliasfanart

6 months

Anyway, yesterday's tiny snek has been glazed, and I made them some tiny plants as well.

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5 months

@lookitsstevie @AlynnJinn @KikokuDMint @Meg_030 We have DMd your single bars to you. Are we correct in thinking this is your first time with this G.O. Jail?

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4 months

#gojailatarsehq YOUR G.O JAIL OFFICERS Following HQ's style, we'd like to re-introduce our officers Chief Jailer Mr Crowley (known to some as Mr Hottie) & Officer SoontobeEx-Husband Mr Crowley grows his own carrots Officer SoontobeEx-Husband specialises in not-fighting G.O. Jail

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4 months

@bushybritches He would raise an absolute fortune and be shattered by the end of the event! And DT for that matter.

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3 months

#gojailatarsehq OFFICER BILDADDY ON HIS TRAVELS Has anyone heard from him recently? He's gone very quiet and we're a bit worried. HRH has started gnawing things, which is never a good sign...I mean, we know he's a hamster, but he's a Refined Hamster. G.O. Jail

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5 months

@ashsatosugu It's a series of stories set far enough in the future to be believable. Some of them are really good. USS Callister is one of my favourites and Nose Dive - particularly relevant that one. And Striking Vipers, also quite relevant. You can dip into any of the series, doesn't matter

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

1 month

#gojailatarsehq !!! OFFICER BILDADDY !!! Now that we have your attention Gather right close, good people of the Fandom Special Officer Bildaddy is attending a wedding this weekend, and this is one of his possible outfits He wants to know what you think Is it too much? G.O. Jail

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5 months

And now we come to the very last member of the day shift - Officer Silly! He's only been with us for literally a day, but so far he's doing a brilliant job! Keep it up Silly!

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2 months

#gojailatarsehq *bingly bong bingly* Special Announcement from G.O. Jail We have been given leave to go to Pub in the Park in Chiswick today, so that's where we'll be Plse dont't be too troublesome G.O.Fandom, just enough to keep us busy when we return Gotta go, it's HRH's round!

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

#gojailatarsehq #ARSE Good advice. Do it. Or we set the Turkraken on each and everyone one of you. There's plenty to go around. G.O. Jail

*InsertNameHere* || President of A.R.S.E. HQ

@Baddie48ofARSE

4 months

#ARSE GOOD OMENS FANDOM Jolly good. Keep going.

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5 months

#GOjailatarsehq G.O. JAIL: NEW OFFICER ALERT! Since the post we did yesterday, we have another new recruit! Welcome to Officer Moth! Currently an inmate of the jail, they have seen the error of their ways & want to turn from the Dark Side...oops, wrong fandom! Welcome! G.O. Jail

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

1 month

HEAR YE! HEAR YE! HEAR YE! **Loud ringing of hand bell** SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: OFFICER ADAM Please take a moment to read and inwardly digest the post below Thanking you G.O. Jail

Adam ❤️🤍💙

@Adam_0290

1 month

YA BOY GOT INTO ART SCHOOOOLLLL

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6 months

#ARSE !! ROVING REPORTER NEWSFLASH !! *yes, ok, it's a slow news day* KLEM is going out on a DATE with OFFICER CLIPBOARD of the Good Omens Jail!!! I'll be there to get the skinny on what goes down!! Stay Tuned! Your Roving Reporter

🍉 Doctor Disco✧˖*°࿐🎸

@Klem65140

6 months

@GOJailatARSEHQ @KikokuDMint @AlynnJinn I was just waiting for this moment all day !

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6 months

#GOjailatarseHQ TODAY'S LUNCH SPECIAL AT THE JAIL Happy St David's Day! Thank you to Officer Alynn for those lovely Welsh treats. We thought we'd bring you something Scottish for lunch, followed by something quintessentially English for dessert. WATCH THIS SPACE! G.O. Jail/Miguel

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4 months

Oh Funky...you were doing so well up to that point. HRH is going to slap another 24 hours on you for that...you're lucky he's taking the day off today. He might not get to see it. G.O. Jail

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6 months

#GOjailatarsehq SHARE THE NEWS FAR AND WIDE!!! G.O. Jail have jailed the famous Camille! AND - not only that - but they find the Turkraken...sexy. We think they may be staying with us for a long, long time. Thank you for your time.

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3 months

@FunkyTrekkie No G.O. JAIL v FUNKY TREKKIE LOVES GOOD OMENS Pres INH says Aye @alynnjinn @meg_030 @daydreamingxi Your verdicts please G.O. Jail p.s. please excuse HRH, he's wearing his bank holiday clothes

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5 months

@KikokuDMint @lookitsstevie GOOD OMENS FANDOM v STEVIE HRH The Hammy requests verdicts from the Jury on this please Officer Min and Pres Lou are aye @alynnjinn @meg_030 Thank you G.O. Jail

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6 months

Contd. 3. Once free from jail, re-offenders will be given double jail time at their next sentence and extra jail bars will be added to their PFP. 4. Referring to 3. above, point 2. above will still come into force if repeat offending occurs whilst in jail.

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3 months

pssst we didn't share this right? you didnt see us...

Becks

@TheMindOggles

3 months

@GOJailatARSEHQ @AlynnJinn @TiggetyBoo @iheartmybentley @Meg_030 @KikokuDMint

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6 months

#GOjailatarsehq Special Officer Bildad!!! Officer Clipboard here! I've come to help you apprehend The Notorious The Metatron! He won't be able to resist me in this!!! But I've got another gown in reserve, in case this one isn't enough! Does he like yellow do we know??!

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

#GOjailatarsehq ! ATTN THE METATRON ! Dear The Metatron Officer Bildad here I have come to arrest you, wearing my special Arresting Dress, with matching handcuffs for you, so we co-ordinate If you turn yourself in quietly, we'll let you have some special cocoa! What do you say?

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3 months

What is the first film you think of when you see GENE WILDER? Jail voted unanimously Although they do also like Blazing Saddles a lot

Bushybritches

@bushybritches

3 months

What is the first film you think of when you see GENE WILDER? See No Evil, Hear No Evil

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6 months

#GOjailatarsehq #ARSE Thanks A.R.S.E HQ! We're having technical difficulties again at the Jail, so HQ kindly put this tweet out for us. We look forward to welcoming many, many more members of the fandom through our gates! Be seeing you shortly!

*InsertNameHere* || President of A.R.S.E. HQ

@Baddie48ofARSE

6 months

#ARSE #GOjailatarsehq !! One week of the new Good Omens Jail !! Today marks one week of the new Jail account facility, although A.R.S.E HQ were jailing you lovely lot before then! They've jailed oodles of you so far and have 121 loyal followers to date Thank you Good Omens Jail!

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4 months

THE CROWS!!! Oh my days, Jail is a big fan! We love Whiskey *sighs* Bildad's not bad... Wahoo...he's a funky dood Bees...he's the bee's bollx

*InsertNameHere* || President of A.R.S.E. HQ

@Baddie48ofARSE

4 months

OMG OMG OMG MY FAVOURITE BAND!!!!

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3 months

!!PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!! G.O. Jail and A.R.S.E. HQ are experiencing tecnical difficulties at present, due to X being a complete git Hopefully normal service will resume soon You all should pack a bag and be ready Message ends G.O. Jail

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4 months

#gojailatarsehq @MagneToasted Axel, Axel, Axel...calling Axel...anyone seen Axel...Over! Special Officer Bildad here, looking for Axel... Anyone seen them? G.O. Jail

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

@KikokuDMint @strs4crowley @MagneToasted @AlynnJinn @Meg_030 G.O. Jail calling Axel...come in Axel...Over Dear Axel Your bars have been sent via DM, we're waiting for your handcuff order Your cell bed has been turned down, your jimjams and teddy are waiting for you Please present yourself at your earliest opportunity Love n hugs G.O. Jail

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5 months

A picture of your pet + what/who they're named after Dexter on the left and Ripley on the right

Alynn Jinn/HR Director at A.R.S.E/LeaderOfWalmuts

@AlynnJinn

5 months

A picture of your pet + what/who they're named after

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5 months

@TheMetatronJail Hello The Metatron We see you liking our posts...sneaky Are you going to give in gracefully and come to jail? Officers Bildad and Clipboard are here to escort you We'll get you a bespoke cell, personalised and all and a teddy bear will be waiting Love G.O. Jail

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

#GOjailatarsehq Guard Dogs Who do we speak to about procuring some guard dogs for the jail facility please? We don't really need them for security purposes, we just figured it'd be nice to have some pooches to pet. @alynnjinn @Meg_030 @iheartmybentley @00Clouds00 @Baddie48ofARSE

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5 months

@AlynnJinn @KikokuDMint @FunkyTrekkie In the case of G.O. FANDOM v FUNKY TREKKIE LOVES GOOD OMENS HRH The Hamster says that you now have 3 Ayes, which means 48 hrs of jail time as a second offender We will get you double bars In the meantime, here is Officer Bildad in one of his new dresses, to escort you G.O. Jail

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

@AlynnJinn @KikokuDMint @sylviaaa1996 @Baddie48ofARSE @00Clouds00 @Meg_030 Hi Sylvia - your jail bars have been sent to you via DM. Please affix them and we will escort you to the jail. Which handcuffs would you like, standard, fuzzy or leather? Have a miserable stay in the G.O. Jail G.O. Jail

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

Deputy Chief Jailer That stalwart of the Jail team, without whom the whole place would just...fall apart Which is unfortunate as he appears to have taken some unexpected leave...last seen going on a date with Granny Pris This is what he was wearing when on his date

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

3 months

#gojailatarsehq Hi G.O. Jail Sorry for the radio silence, I've been busy...found this exclusive little club, they told me that they could teach me how to dance and...other things... Let me tell YOU, baby, that they are AMATEURS compared to Ol' Bildaddy! They won't let me leave 😭

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

3 months

#gojailatarsehq Dear G.O. Jail I'm on the next part of my fantabulous holiday! Look at these groovy dudes I met! They are some hoopy froods, trust me! I look good with pigtails, don't I?! Gravy booby!! Love, Special Officer Bildaddy xx ps I hope you're coping without me

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

#GOjailatarsehq !! Lunch Today at G.O. Jail !! Today's lunch menu is very simple as the HQ kitchen outdid themselves yesterday with the Surprise Soup! They have come up with these delights for the inmates. If anyone would like to partake, please help yourselves! G.O. Jail

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

#GOjailatarsehq !! READ ALL ABOUT IT !! THE METATRON ON TRIAL! The Metatron is defiant in the face of G.O. Jail trial! Official Response from the Jail - they won't give up trying to bring them to justice! Brought to you by your Roving Reporter!!!

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

@TheMetatronJail Ello, ello, ello! What's all this then?! Don't worry The Metatron - we've got your number! As soon as a GUILTY verdict is returned against you, the full force of the G.O FANDOM will be after you, not just the Jail! Be seein' you...real soon... Love & kisses G.O. Jail

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

THE METATRON HAS SURFACED!!! The Good Omens Jail has found their Entity!!! Victory!!!

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

@TheMetatronJail The Metatron - we've left no rock unturned looking for you!! Where you been?! Here's four of the G.O. Jail's finest to escort you to the Jail! We've sent you your jail bars, so as soon as you've popped them on, we can go! Would you like cuffs? G.O. Jail

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

#GOjailatarsehq G.O. JAIL CALLING ALL OFFICERS IN FOR DUTY! All officers are required to report to the Jail office as we have a protest happening outside the Jail gates Peaceful at present, but we don't want mishaps This is as a result of a Poll being issued for Camille G.O. Jail

Good Omens Jail/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice

@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT* THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE & GOOD OMENS FANDOM v CAMILLE Fandom, we require you to review the case that is pinned to the Jail's bio page and then give your vote, as to whether Camille should be jailed or not Thank you G.O. Jail p.s. apologies for the cock up

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6 months

@CamilleCailloux @GoddessOfYaoi @Baddie48ofARSE @sylviaaa1996 @juliasfanart @Meg_030 @KikokuDMint @00Clouds00 @AlynnJinn Jail Account appears to be working again. Thanks to President Lou for stepping in at short notice. I'm reliably informed that tomorrow's soup is something you won't want to miss. Or rather, you will want to miss it but you can't. As you are locked up.

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

2 months

Share one of your favourite photos ❤

Alynn Jinn/HR Director at A.R.S.E/LeaderOfWalmuts

@AlynnJinn

2 months

Share one of your favorite photos ❤️

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

4 months

Agreed!

𝑁𝑜𝑤𝑎

@xih_4lx

4 months

they are my favorite people okay bye

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

5 months

@Bigspookyfanmee I expect Mr Crowley was down there trying to pick it up too and they bumped heads. Several times. We will ask him when we see him. He's our Chief Jailer you know.

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@GOJailatARSEHQ

6 months

#GOjailatarseHQ #ARSE Just another day at the office for the Good Omens Jail crew!