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3 months

How I imagine season 3 episode 1 will go: #GoodOmens

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3 months

#GoodOmens

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“people died” and it's just a picture of your fav in suspenders

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Crowley helping Supreme Archangel Aziraphale escape Heaven in S3. #GoodOmens #DavidTennant

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THE STREAK OF WHITE IN HIS HAIR. I'M LITERALLY FERAL. #MichaelSheen

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4 years

I swear when Hannibal saw this, he came a little.

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6 months

I'd like to think this is how Season 3 scripts for #GoodOmens get delivered to Amazon.

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5 months

Crowley must surround himself with plants so that he always has his garden--the spot where he first fell in love with Aziraphale. This memory is the closest thing he has to actually having him, so he suffocates in his own Eden. #GoodOmens

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3 months

The fandom waiting for season 3 of #GoodOmens

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3 months

#GoodOmens Nothing sends a signal to a room like that bisexual way of sitting we do on autopilot. For example:

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6 months

The worst part of the final fifteen is that Crowley let himself believe he could have something good. When it doesn't happen he must be thinking: Isn't it just like God to dangle the one thing I love more than anything in front of me and rip it away at the last second? #GoodOmens

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4 months

Aziraphale in season 3 asking politely if he can go visit his demon husband on Earth. #GoodOmens

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5 months

Crowley has entered the chat #GoodOmens

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4 years

#Hannibal The show: The fandom:

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5 months

The fact that Crowley has so much swagger even when he's alone. 😳😳😳 #GoodOmens

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4 months

Crowley says I love you in every gasp. Silently, like a prayer. It wasn't the moment he imagined, with the car set and their song on queue. So he looks up and swears at God, not with a curse, but simply: Don't you know I love him? #GoodOmens

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6 months

Crowley handing Muriel off to Aziraphale in season 3 the moment Aziraphale returns to the bookshop. #GoodOmens

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5 months

This was an invitation. #GoodOmens

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No one has or ever will babygirl harder than this babygirl right here. #GoodOmens

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3 months

The #GoodOmens fandom after today’s BAFTAs…

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6 months

To think Aziraphale left Crowley on his own after this. #GoodOmens

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Aziraphale has to hide his halo because his smile is just so damn bright. #GoodOmens

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6 months

It's giving house husband Crowley in South Downs. #GoodOmens

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5 months

The Creator (of Heartbreak) #GoodOmens

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5 months

Aziraphale's hand acted on its own. Crowley feigned ignorance. But Aziraphale caught the other man's heartbeat. It was stronger than anything. He always sensed it, consuming and dizzying. As an angel, he knew its presence, but his hand honed in on the feeling--love. #GoodOmens

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4 months

Crowley thought he could've lived another 1000 years in the liminal space between friendship and romance. He could've endured the longing. Now he knows love devastates more than a nosedive into a sulfur pool. But he kissed Aziraphale and now he can't live without that. #GoodOmens

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3 months

Our very own Bildad the Shuhite at the Met Gala this evening. #GoodOmens

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4 years

#Hannibal thought rudeness couldn't be trumped by anything. Until Will Graham.

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4 months

Crowley will remember this moment when he's alone, when the phone doesn't ring anymore, and when he looks through the bookshop windows and finds someone who's not Aziraphale inside. He'll remember a moment where he had him. Goodness, he almost had him. #GoodOmens

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5 months

Aziraphale really felt himself as Crowley in that bathtub. #GoodOmens

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7 months

@FunkyTrekkie J. It's where the J comes from.

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4 years

Fuck man the camera crew really got Hannibal observing Will's ass for "scientific reasons" from all angles.

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5 months

OF COURSE THIS IS CROWLEY'S EXACT TYPE I MEAN LOOK AT AZIRAPHALE. THE SASS. THE EYEBROWS. THE BEAUTY. #GoodOmens

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5 months

If Crowley said this to Aziraphale, the amount of fanfic that would have been made... #GoodOmens

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4 years

Was there a single moment where Hannibal was not checking out Will's ass in this show?

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3 months

WAIT MICHAEL SHEEN WAS AT PROUD NERD?!?!?! #GoodOmens #DavidTennant #MichaelSheen

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4 years

Hard to keep all the feelings in.

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6 months

Thinking about Michael Sheen's tummy

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4 years

Hannibal named his dick "Il Mostro" so he can take Will to Florence whenever he wants to.

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5 months

I mean Aziraphale was unapologetically SHAMELESS here. #GoodOmens

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5 months

Angel who can defend himself but likes to pretend they’re a smoll bean, damsel in distress so that his demon boyfriend will come rescue him and then take him on a lovely crepe dinner-date. #GoodOmens

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@MagneToasted

5 months

Aziraphale.

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4 years

Bryan: Hannibal is an exploration of a platonic relationship between two straight men. #Hannibal , the first episode:

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5 months

My favorite line in all of #GoodOmens The fact that it's said by Roman Crowley is icing on the cake.

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5 months

This is how you know they're married. #GoodOmens

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4 years

Inappropriate #Hannibal , meeting Will for the first time.

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6 months

Daily tummy appreciation. #MichaelSheen

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If comedy, why does it make me cry? #GoodOmens

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BAFTA is calling this a comedy #GoodOmens #DavidTennant

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5 months

Crowley never searched for Heaven's absolution, but he looked to Aziraphale's lightness. The good in the angel that saw beyond the demon in him. When he hurts Aziraphale, he's unforgivable not because he's a demon but because he's hurt the only good thing he has. #GoodOmens

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4 years

Ya'll simpin for 20-30 year old men when there's this hot af DADDY out there. I don't drink grape juice. It's fine wine for me.

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5 months

Maybe Aziraphale and Crowley sometimes spent hundreds of years apart in a disagreement not because they were ever actually fighting but because it's easier to pretend they're mad at each other than to allow Heaven and Hell to keep tearing them apart. #GoodOmens

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5 months

Such a pretty cinnamon roll #MichaelSheen

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9 months

@fabledfool Plant daddy Crowley has all the gender

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3 months

Crowley’s chosen extreme measures to get Aziraphale back. #GoodOmens

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5 months

#GoodOmens So Aziraphale and Crowley get one amazing kiss and live happily ever after in season 2? Neil Gaiman:

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4 years

Lawrence Fishburne confirming that Hannigram is some gay ass shit and no one can say otherwise.

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4 years

"it's a platonic love"

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5 months

Crowley thinks he's living in a human movie--playing the part of a romantic lead and being that amazing person for Aziraphale. A hero, a friend, a lover. But he stumbles and fails and has this moment where he's aware it's not the case. But he still wants it. #GoodOmens

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The fandom after realizing we have to wait years for season 3. #GoodOmens

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5 months

The fact that this is Crowley’s kink in nearly every M or E rated fic on ao3 just gives me immense joy.

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5 months

One syllable to destroy us all #GoodOmens

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4 months

Aziraphale invented simping. It was the only trend he ever set. #GoodOmens

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5 months

There's a knock at the door. Do you let her in? #GoodOmens

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6 months

#MichaelSheen tummy day 5 😍 We love our soft king.

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5 months

I can't believe Aziraphale rejected this face. #GoodOmens

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4 years

Will steals Hannibal's red sweater from evidence after Hannibal escapes to Florence. He knows he shouldn't have, but he needs some kind of closeness to the man he almost escaped with. When he marries Molly, he keeps the sweater in a drawer he occasionally opens. It keeps

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9 months

Every Good Omens fan thinking that using #RenewGoodOmens will make Prime give it to us faster:

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5 months

They met on the East Wall so that's where Aziraphale placed his desk. Muriel wants to move the furniture when they inherit the bookstore--but Crowley won't let them move it. It's his turn to stand guard. He waits for Aziraphale's return East of their Eden. #GoodOmens

Kay

@DallianceKay

5 months

He built them a safe home, with a round doorway instead of a punched hole, with East facing window where his desk is so he can watch out. Place that not Hell nor Heaven enters without asking. Place where his demon can enter anytime and feel safe. Their garden, full of KNOWLEDGE.

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5 months

The fandom started having a moment in July. We extended it to August and September, and some time passed and we thought well if we're having a moment we might as well never stop having a moment. And here we are--still thinking about the final fifteen. #GoodOmens

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5 months

Feeling cute today, might just call Crowley over for a nightcap. #GoodOmens

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4 years

If this isn't an "I love you" I don't know what is

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4 years

"We could disappear now. Tonight." #Hannibal

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If things were different, I'd never stop kissing you. I'd never leave this bookshop. I'd never have to forgive you and break your heart. You'd never have to break mine. But I love you for trying to make me stay, in your way, with a desperate and pointed tongue. #GoodOmens

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5 months

Nail Gaiman writing the final fifteen knowing the years of suffering he'll cause as we wait for season 3. #GoodOmens

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4 years

AU were Hanni says "You must allow yourself to be intimate with me, Will."

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@noforts

4 years

"You must allow yourself to be intimate with your instincts, Will." #Hannibal

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And suddenly, for no reason at all, Aziraphale craved sausage that day. #GoodOmens

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4 months

Crowley’s a dreamer. A dreamer’s heart hurts so much because the vision feels so tangible that they mistake dream for reality. The dreamer becomes a pessimist and says love is for movies and books. Not for lovers of those. Crowley thinks he should’ve known better. #GoodOmens

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4 years

GUYS IT HAPPENED. I'VE BEEN BLESSED.

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4 years

Hannibal secretly prefers cats but he can't tell Will because they already have four dogs and Will is already eyeing another stray at the shelter.

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4 years

I don't have a dark academia kink. I don't have a dark academia kink. I don't have a dark academia kink. I don't have a dark academia kink. I don't have a dark academia kink. I don't have a dark academia kink. I--

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4 years

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4 years

Mads Mikkelsen: I'm a middle-aged man. I didn't grow up around computers. I don't know how all this social media works. Also Mads Mikkelsen: I'm a daddy. Me: Stop the innocence act you damn well know how the internet works if you're saying shit like that.

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4 years

Bryan, s1: Hannigram is a platonic relationship. Bryan, s2: If you are attracted to either man, you will interpret it as something more. Bryan, s3: They have some dangerous attraction to each other. Bryan, after Hannibal ended: THEY'RE GAY AND I'M LIVING FOR IT, OK????!!!!

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4 years

I'm almost positive that Anders Thomas Jensen made Mads hold a chicken in this movie cause he hates chickens. No one can prove me wrong.

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5 months

The world's falling apart and I stop and look at you and for a moment I think--everything might be okay if I have you at the end of it all. #GoodOmens

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5 months

I wonder if Crowley thinks back to this moment in the chair when it became obvious that he can't pretend like they're not in love with each other. Does he ever think maybe he shouldn't have made that leap? Does he ever wish he told Aziraphale sooner? #GoodOmens

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4 years

Mads Mikkelsen's fashion sense be like:

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4 years

And the haters try to tell me this cannibal ain't gay. Look at how he stuffs the sausage machine. How he gently caresses the sausage. No straight man would take such care with another sausage.

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4 years

#Hannibal

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4 years

Incorrect #Hannibal

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4 years

Will's playing hard to get in this edition of Naughty #Hannibal

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5 months

BABYGIRL JUST SLID INTO YOUR DMs What's your reply? #MichaelSheen

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4 years

This man is innocent of all accusations. How could such a baby face do anything wrong? Look at that smile.

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@noforts

4 years

soft Hannibal

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5 months

When someone says the love of your life has a naked man friend. #GoodOmens

||Tartan scarves are stylish||

@Bigspookyfanmee

5 months

When someone mentions your "naked man friend"

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5 months

Crowley doesn’t seem to want it, though. #GoodOmens

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4 years

Hannibal is high functioning. There is nothing that can get him down usually. Until after the fall, he and Will have an argument and Will storms out. It feels like he's losing every day, that their battles didn't end when they fell off the cliffside. That no matter what he does,

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5 months

Every time I thirst tweet over #MichaelSheen He's just too pretty.

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4 years

Which Mads would you pick if you could only have one?

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4 years

University AU where Will needs a French tutor and asks Hannibal for help, only Hannibal has other ideas.

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9 months

How is it that I'm stuck on a twelve-episode show that might not get another season until 2025? BUT I NEED IT. It's my comfort show, my good time feelings show, my heartbreak show, my everything show. I'm lost without it. #GoodOmens