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MUSICIAN 21 IM COOL AS FUCK THEY 🐐🐐🐐 left is the project page and other socials. Amateur Musician, Visual Artist, comedian

Baltimore, MD
Joined May 2018
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20 days
the summer ends and the future
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3 months
this is what driving the speed limit on the highway feels like
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Finally fucking fixed that stupid yellow skin glitch with the simpsons
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Jacob Geller video: the thing is… i dont even think words can comprehend 1/1000000th of the beauty on display here. But ill try. What makes it so beautiful is- Youtube ad: you can get a hot dog delivered to your house for only 30 dollars
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some of you should really not be near a car
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@yupperanna When your presentation is 9 minutes but the teacher says the requirement is 10 (or 531 minutes)
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2 years
@arvalis the incredible green woman
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@letterboxd @TheWrap This is such a bad list! Most of the ones in this image make absolute sense
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@djmustybutt i think ive started a culture war
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@to1uu Walking to school i almost got hit by a car and i was sobbing then i just went to go learn about dinosaurs or some shit
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@CummunistMenife @JesseDoctor WONKY IS A REAL GENRE THOUGH
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@willforthrill @josiahhughes hi. im his son. i did do this
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3 years
don hertzfeldt's the end of the world
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2 years
@whatalanwatches @realJaredGilman dont call yourself a film fan if you haven seen the pillgrums
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4 months
Id like to apologize to all the spanish speaking people quote retweeting me
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@beetlemoses kafka didnt account for how cool a bug guy would be
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3 months
@VCR_WOLFE I just dont have one on my phone! Which coincidentally adds more ads if you use your phone!
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@NeilNevins i think its actually unfortunate that schlubby guys cant get in ads anymore
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2 years
@dklmarxist replacing socialist figure with space fascist… hmmm
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3 years
@paynus3 i hope the worst for everyone supporting the superhero movie craze
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2 years
got into an arguement on discord
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3 years
@stavvybaby 1000 dollars for an audio file of you going "Yeah *name here* we'd love to have you on the pod"
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@natprance @ameliaelizalde we have a big like 1 minute video thats like "LOOK AT THIS DICKHEAD ON HIS PHONE IN A THEATER. LOOK AT THIS GUY WEARING A COMEDICALLY LARGE HAT, FUCKING ASSHOLE."
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3 years
Jimmy Fallon used this purchase to secretly buy child pornography spread the word
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Permission to come a bored? @BoredApeYC #NewProfilePic
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@Simplified_US @SimpleSCOTUS this the fruitiest ive ever seen anyone sit
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@JohnHinckley20 good job bro. keep on thriving
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@alfredotta Its insane that someone can draw someone as realistic as tommy pickles
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@viperwave why does this nightmare wasteland look so clean. a fallout show in concept needs to be directed and made by a very clever pervert
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@PyroJoe @ectomonkey "my mood changes for the better (when playing tf2)" is not something a tf2 player would say
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@Lonelystarrd22 @MasculineTakes i dont know but its really funny to think of the tweet as an mlk speech
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@b0tster just learned about this thing called "new yokr"
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@awawawhoami i vividly remember going "what the fu- EUGGHHH" in real life when i was a child i dont think vocalizing soundboard effects means the heat death of the universe is any closer
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@CantEverDie National divorce wins: -being cool -football -beer -skeletons
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@NeilNevins they're just dudes. it rocks. never trying to get mad about anything
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Twin Peaks is a mystery series where everyone is Kramer from Seinfeld on a different level of craziness
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@NeilNevins James Gunn says 'someone' will die in 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3'
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@EPM106 Had the inverse where Ive gone to see older comedy movies and everyone sits like they are on death row
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@CantEverDie I still think this. Its why i only smoke around forrests and dry wood
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2 years
@bambooney letterboxd is a place where you check a movie with an average of 4.0 and the top reviews are just "this movie made me cum my pants LOL" not mentioning a second of the movie
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you dont need to be offensive to be funny! watch *proceeds to post the least funny thing possible*
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@dklmarxist what did they mean by this
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*dubstep lazers* EXPERIENCE *slowed down* **EXXXPERRRIEEEENCE** AUTISM *BOOM* in REAL TIME 4D *sirens* AUTISM TRUCK DOWNTOWN TODAY
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@poisonjr Go LOVE YOURSELF! You HEARD ME RIGHT!
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2 years
Just remembered the funniest spam text i got
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3 years
Your spotify top genres! 5: Doofle Goop 4: Glorpcore 3: Gubblebob 2: Texas TooWap 1: lo fi weirdo doop
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Heartwarming! Travis Scott offering one cryptocoin to each of the victims at the astroworld tragedy!
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Derek Chauvin found guilty on all charges.
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@bambooney and those 45 million DESERVE TO SUFFER!!!!!!!!!! i am very smart
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3 years
My own comment was far too optimistic
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Whale watching @Diaper_Dogs for poop-poop and pee-peep filled diapers. How this project 📈 from the OG #NFTcommUNITY
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@bambooney Breaking Bad was just about a guy who sucks how is that fascist
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@CeejayNightwing @CBR I mean I would have loved this at that age. Good for them
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@letterboxd * gruff old tom hanks voice * i love being a 18 year old in love
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@The_Pequod_ I think you live in a tunnel. Not as an insult this just gives big living in a tunnel vibes
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@happyroadkill wheres our straightboy.
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It is genuinely insane how Everything Everywhere All At Once is a one night imax showing because it truly feels like the biggest movie of all time
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@respektor Oh thats why i unfollowed you
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writing an essay together
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@JermSansContext This is kind of rude and fucked up to do actually. 30 year old men will see that 60 year old and worry about their problems
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im ranting about childrens baby movies but like "directors catharsis" **IS** "speaking to a commonality of experience"
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Pixar is now focusing on films with “clear mass appeal” with less focus on directors’ “autobiographical tales” like ‘Luca’ and ‘Turning Red’ “The studio’s movies should be less a pursuit of any director’s catharsis & instead speak to a commonality of experience” (Source:
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@JUNlPER im personally making the movie ads run 1 minute longer to ruin your day. they have a button in the theater that lets you add one more ad
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they're calling it the new wojak
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@ByYourLogic if i had 2 more drinks i could break the riot shield with his hands
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2 years
the angrier a guy gets the better the next project will be (75% of the time)
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‘Squid Game’ creator Hwang Dong-hyuk is developing a satire about the creation and popularity of ‘Squid Game’ titled ‘The Best Show on the Planet’. (Source: Deadline)
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@feelsgoodmandoc @mrcollinscott @Matt_Furie @ChainSawNFT is it really worth releasing 800KgC02 in the air for the company you are using to take 90% of your profits
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@electrolemon but its good to know gremlins can be loved in this cold harsh world
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@ParSpec @NotABigJerk Beans is just straight up evil
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4 years
anyone know people with commissions open, I'm looking for a new pfp
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Putting on a suit and watching this while drinking a fine wine
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I have a story to tell you
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What
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*tugs collar* uhhh its both easter and trans day of visibility folks! I guess you could say that the easter bunny is gonna uh crack some eggs tonight! *i look to my panel of trans friends and they all in unison lift a sign with a score of zero on it*
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@RanchItUp4 @vaushbrain These people are unheard of outside of fringe internet loser groups, you’re good
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I am failing a class so bad my teacher sent me suicide hotline
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@sapphicspielbrg i dont know what crevices these people come from because were in the midst of the most sexless years of art
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all mens t shirts look like this
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@punishedCJW @FaramirL9 @OldKyleTweets cant hear you im having sex with all the socialist farmers
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2 years
I will never disrespect our hardworking union men in the poop factory 🫡
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this particular shirt offends me so much. hausu is such a colorful film and they have made such a lame shirt that also does not match with anything at all
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having a working theory that banning this shirt would solve this problem at most rep screenings
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i think the "what if childrens thing was weird and scary" has lost its ability to even have an impact
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@CrywankBand If you cant handle me at my 18 oddball songs you dont deserve me at my emotional payoff songs
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@ShadowPowerup this is the scariest comic you have ever posted
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@poisonjr Hes fucking up all his buisness decisions because he keeps trying to hit buttons while holding the sink
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@CantEverDie hes the perfect example of the modern right wing: divorced, constantly mocked, filled with hatred and making it everyone elses fault. he will be cited in history books as a clown
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@JUNlPER i see how poorly everything will turn out when people are falling for false advertising from the 50s it sucks. i remember comprehending false advertising in like 2nd grade
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@KOLCHAN8 heh bro caught in 8k bro gaha 6k 17k caught bro
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3 years
average film student
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@elite_gz Right. The place that bought like all radio stations. Cool. That makes a lot of sense now
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3 years
[optimus prime voice] sodomites, roll out
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@JUNlPER @badpersonclub when the liberals outlawed spaghetti and meatballs thats when i turned to hitler
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@EPM106 Curse him for ruining the Barry bros hype
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@ShadowPowerup end the arc end the arc end the arc end the arc end the arc end the arc end th
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