Grant Mitchell @GMitchell96 Twitter profile

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

4 years

“I can’t drink like I used to” - me in my early 20’s

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

WHY do couples break up, sleep around loads then get back together and claim it's their anniversary soon, it's not though is it🙃🙃

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7 years

Not gunna lie but once you've seen the nasty side in a person it's so hard to unsee it

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Grant Mitchell

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8 years

McDonald's need to make a Kinder Bueno McFlurry

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

how difficult is it to stop urself from makin a petty tweet when ur proper raging about something bcos its actually just SOOO tempting🙃

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

Massive eye opener innit when you don't hear from people because you've not messaged them first🤔

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Do u ever go on snapchat an watch the usual stories then you realise ur so bored so u lower ur standards and watch the ppl u dont normally watch

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

do you ever look at what someone tweeted and think fuck off that's u mate

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Hahaha u know when someone you hate likes ur tweets/pics an ur like are u lost pal???? shall a draw u a map to fuck off??????

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@GMitchell96

7 years

When u say something you don't mean in the middle of a mood swing and instantly regret it

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

Haha checking yourself in hospital on facebook is a proper scrambled beg on toast

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

it's proper weird how u can pick up phrases and words off someone bcos u speak to them that much

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

Takes a bird 2 seconds to pull out the "don't touch me" card after u piss her off

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Grant Mitchell

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How weird is it that if you did one little thing differently one time u might not even be living the same life you are today

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Dating someone based simply on looks is so so shallow. Consider other things like do they have shit loads of money

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

I'm perfectly fine with spending £15 on a Nando's but £15 on a new phone charger a really need? Absolutely not

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

Howww the fuck does Insta actually know who u fancy and hate????🤔🤔

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

5 months

29 goals for a team sat in 17th when you’re not a centre forward is absolute madness btw

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2️⃣9️⃣ 𝗴𝗼𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 Sammie Szmodics is untouchable right now! 🔥 @Rovers | @EFL | @SkyBetChamp

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Sayin "Am just a bit tipsy" when u can't physically stand

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

When someone hits u with the "what's up with you" and your absolutely fuming at them🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 oh let me tell you pal

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

We all took house parties for granted

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

This toblorange is possibly the best thing I've ever seen

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Can you be raging at someone for what they did to you in your dream ?? Absolutely Yes

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

eating due to boredom is deffo my worst habit, like am not hungry but i 100% will smash in 10 packs of crisps just for something to do

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Swear I put "hahaha" before or after any message even if it's no even the slightest bit funny hahaha

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

How dya kill urself without actually killing urself bcos a wanna die but temporarily

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

6 years

When the person u fancy leaves you on read

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@liamgallagher

6 years

Rite then magaluf it is as you were LG x

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Do u ever just look at someone an think fuck off

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Lads on Jeremy Kyle have 3 birds fighting over them... am sat here with full set of teeth n a job and I can't even get a text back

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Its an unwritten rule that u don't take the first mouthful of your dinner until you find something good to watch on the tv

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

6 years

Ain't it mad that you’ve made all these memories with people u don’t even talk to anymore

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Grant Mitchell

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6 years

snapchats from unexpected people make me pure nervous to open bcos I wonder what on earth they've decided to send me

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

not assed if u don’t reply instantly but if ur posting snaps n tweets then i have zero time for u 👀🙃

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

I will never ever understand how ya can just wake up 1 day n decide u feel differently about someone out the blue

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

Just got to ask yourself 'does it make you happy?' and if the answer is yes who even gives a fuck

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Not everyone u lose is a loss x unless it's me x then you lost :/ xx

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Strongly believe a Chinese is the answer to everything

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

See them ppl who you know but don't follow you back on Insta/ twitter😂😂 no bother Selena Gomez I'll try again next week x

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Slow replies are bad enough but even worse when u go away and do something for ages expecting to come back to a text or 2 an there's nothing

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Do u ever wanna post something but it's sooo direct that you might as well put it in an envelope and mail it to their house

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

snapchat is all fun and games until the morning after and u realise how much of a cunt you looked

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Massive fan of people who get proper into conversations n send big paragraphs

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

every single group chat has that one person who reads everything but says fuck all 😂😂

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

My twitter has been on night mode for so long I forgot it was actually white hahaha

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

when you see 'opened 1 minute ago' on snapchat and u sit there thinking you DARE pie me

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Over 10 years since the first iPhone came out an we still can't close the YouTube app while music still plays

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

do u ever look at what someone tweeted and think fuck off that's LITERALLY you

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

Do you ever get in one of them moods where you're just annoyed at everything and everyone and u get even more annoyed because you're annoyed

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

How maddd is it that u never actually know if someone is just saying something cause that's what u wanna hear or if they really mean it

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

WHY does alcohol make ye want to text people u know you shouldn't 🙃

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

They say money doesn't buy u happiness but I'd rather be sad with my £2.3million mansion with a swimming pool than swimming in me overdraft

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

Do u ever say something real weird and awkward an then after you think about what you said for like 5 years and cringe sooo bad

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

when u refuse to look at your bank account balance and pretend like everything is ok 🙂🙃

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

How good are those mates that u don't talk to every day but whenever you meet up it's like you were never apart from each other

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Is there anything better than when u wake up in middle of the night and realise u have like 4 hours sleep left

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

people who reply to ur sarcasm with sarcasm instead of getting offended are the best kind of people

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

girls that expect guys to pay for everything are the worsttt kind of girls 🙃

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Imagine your friend handing u their phone on a night out and asking u to record them dancing

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

Birds

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

Do you ever just look at people and think fuck off

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

If there is one thing this year has taught me is never expect people to do for u what you would do for them

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Embarrassed that i ever even considered some people my pals 😂😂🐍

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

See when I die if people start acting like we were best mates when we hated each other I'll actual haunt every one of em

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

6 years

not everyone u lose is a loss unless it’s me then you fucking lost x

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

6 years

best girls ranked by hair color: 15. you 14. cant 13. rank 12. them 11. because 10. they 9. are 8. all 7. very 6. amazing 5. in 4. their 3. own 2. way 1. brunettes

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Grant Mitchell

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Glad I’m clearly not the only one, literally used to go out midweek every week and get up and do a full days work, now if I go out on a Saturday I’m still hanging on the Monday

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

Does anyone else get pure angry when ur starving an just need to eat before you start kicking off

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

"Why are u drinking it's a Tuesday" are the type of people you don't need in your life

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Lookin at my bank balance n I'm ready to have an accident at work that wasn't my fault.

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

Do u ever tweet out of pure anger then calm down a few mins later and delete it cos I do it all the time

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Grant Mitchell

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7 years

How mad is it that if u did one little thing differently one time you might not even be living the same life you are today

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

6 years

its sooo true that time does not define a friendship. Someone youve known for weeks can be a better friend than one you have known for years

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

if a bird is mad she'll go on twitter and find something to retweet she relates to in under 7 seconds😂

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@GMitchell96

7 years

if u pie off their text and they don't double text you they're not the one

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@GMitchell96

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Rebekah Vardy speaking to the Sun newspaper

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Do ya ever see someone's name pop up on ur snapchat n you just roll your eyes & think 'fuck sake, here we go again'

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

5 years

Right that’s enough Facebook for one day😂😭

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

am too nice me someone could actual stab me an I'd be like "aw na don't worry about it anyway how's ur day been"

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Lads driving round with brand new Mercs on finance thinking they're ballers but can't afford to move out of their mums house hahaha

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Do what u want

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Quote a females biggest lie

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Already can't stop thinking about all the food am going to eat at Christmas

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

6 years

SO embarrassing when u talk so highly about someone who ends up disappointing you

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7 years

Mad how when u don't message someone first you end up never speaking again 🤔🙃

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

6 years

your gf or bf doesn't have to look better than your ex to be an upgrade. if they offer u more and treat you better, that's an upgrade as well

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

keep ya relationship private but don't hide the fact ur in one

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if u still talk about it, u still care about it

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Anyone that puts "insta x" on their story may as well put "I'm a gimp x" on their story bcos that's how I feel once reading that

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Grant Mitchell

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Someone you've known for 3 months can be more loyal than a person you've known for 5 years.

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

I either post 63 snapchat stories in a day or not post anything for a month there's no in between

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7 years

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

my theory is that if a have my music loud enough that I can't hear my car making weird noises then there is no problem

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

@caitlingeorgiee Oh my god why can't people realise that the Royal Family funds all of their own weddings through the mass of money they bring into the economy (through tourism alone £500 million) go and do some reading

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

How can u go from being on cloud 9, to feeling like complete shit in space of 30 seconds

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Why cant websites just save me the heart break and take off the clothes they don't have in stock😩🙃

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

6 years

LOVE driving on my own so i can play the same song at full decibels on repeat and no one can moan at me

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

bein tanned makes ur confidence go from 0 to 100 real quick

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

HOW do people live without a job a can't even live with a job

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

"can I ask u something" literally gives me a heart attack would ratherbu just came out and said it straight away

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

Hahaha imagine being in a relationship where ur girlfriend or boyfriend tells u who you can and cant follow on social media

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Grant Mitchell

@GMitchell96

7 years

“U smell good” is deffo in my top 5 for fave compliments

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