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3 years
@barstoolsports @JoshRichards @BFFsPod Y’all post this like Josh Richards is someone people should know
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2 months
This thread is incredible. What the actual fuck, man?
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2 months
I'm going to put together a thread covering Trump's rally in Las Vegas. Follow along for clips and commentary 👇
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@RossDellenger Fucking STRONG coming from the dude that had a contract stipulation that he’d receive $1 more than any top coach contract.
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5 years
“Tua injury. That had to Hurts.” - @Stugotz790 🐐
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2 months
Today’s @finebaum was one of the best I’ve ever heard. Next level stuff on the Schloss situation. Tremendous job from @billyliucci too.
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2 years
@RedditCFB Delete this. It’s incorrect
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4 months
What a shit country we live in. Let me say this loud and clear for the people in the back.. fuck every bone in @ClayTravis body and every breath he takes. Fucking traitor cultist.
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2 years
@TMZ What about this is different from the American prison systems? Homophobia? Check. Racism? Check. Forced labor? Check.
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1 year
@ShawnFinchum @jakeowen You pay for Twitter. Your opinions are useless.
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6 years
Time to brag on my beautiful Aggie wife for the groom’s cake she found for our wedding this weekend. Kyle Field replica including my Gators with working stadium lights and our slideshow for the jumbotron #ItJustMeansMore let her go viral @edsbs @SDS @onlygators
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6 years
@dannykanell Such a Noles thing to throw a punch like that
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6 years
Brilliant and savage.
@NFLRT
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6 years
A round of applause for Sean Payton... 👏👏👏
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3 months
@awfulannouncing Says the guy that just signed on with ESPN.. which he said he’d never do.
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6 years
Time to brag on my beautiful Aggie wife for the groom’s cake she found for our wedding 11/10. Kyle Field replica including my Gators with working stadium lights and our slideshow for the jumbotron #ItJustMeansMore let her go viral @TexAgs @KBTXRusty @KBTXMax @BrentZwerneman
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7 months
@PatMcAfeeShow @tkelce lmao he’s as soft as Pat. It wasn’t even about him until he included himself bc of course he did
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5 years
Dude. If any NFL player other than Myles Garrett tweeted this exact question you’d think they were high af. Nope, this is just Myles Garrett in deep thought 😂😂😂
@Flash_Garrett
Myles Garrett
5 years
Honestly curious, how light would something have to be to walk on sand without making an impression?
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@MerrittForTexas @LeBatardShow Gig ‘Em, Ralph. Can’t wait to have you in College Station dominating the engineering program.
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3 years
@enhogg @barstoolsports @JoshRichards @BFFsPod People listen to podcasts with Dave Portnoy? Yikes.
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@PatMcAfeeShow @danawhite Nothing on raping a 13 year old?
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5 years
“I love your work even though I don’t read it.” @Stugotz790 😂😂😂
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6 years
@BarstoolBigCat Let Russillo know he’s still an asshole for the “Ryen” thing
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3 years
@finebaum What happened so quickly that he passed the interview and then was unfit? Doesn’t make sense.
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@Complex lmao oh the irony.
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6 years
Wait, I want to think it’s just a weird camera angle, but this looks real af
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6 years
This is your GOAT?!?
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6 years
@BillLandis25 @JohnHayes730 How do we know if Urban is telling the truth?
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2 years
@ComplexSports @FightHaven Dana White just calls this Tuesday with his wife.
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6 years
@KirkHerbstreit Of all of these signs you have an issue with the association of McMurphy and ESPN? Come on, man.
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2 months
@_SportsTruther @barstoolsports Nearly as cringe as paying for Twitter?
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5 months
@12thMan @TAMU Ok now go ahead and announce the George Strait concert too
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5 years
@jeff_gluck And now I have zero desire to watch the race.
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1 year
@ESPNNFL @DeionSanders Bold statement from the bum that got out of a HBCU as fast as he could.
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4 years
@barstoolsports 39% of those wear maga hats.
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4 years
@Brett_McMurphy @CoachDuggs @Vol_Football @Stadium Bringing up a sick kid in a wheelchair is a little much for an annoying video game broadcast, no?
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@MichaelRyanRuiz All while not giving an actual fuck about women’s gymnastics or boxing.
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2 years
@barstoolsports Is domestic violence too hard for you to tweet?
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@GAFollowers Because that’s not where the fire was?
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3 years
Laying with my 21-month-old daughter and @MichaelRyanRuiz warned me about this Bob The Train devil TODAY. Not today Satan! @LeBatardShow
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@KBTXRusty We’re so fucked. How did we end up with these two?
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2 years
@RossDellenger He DMed a sexual assault victim IN JULY
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8 months
@DarrenHeitner Bold coming from one of the biggest problems with the whole thing.
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1 year
@XFINITYTheatre Lmao he did not have a fucking heat stroke. Dude is soft as butter.
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7 years
@PatMcAfeeShow @nflnetwork DUDE JUST DROPPED AN F BOMB 😂😂😂😂
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6 years
Time to brag on my beautiful Aggie wife for the groom’s cake she found for our wedding this weekend. Kyle Field replica including my Gators with working stadium lights and our slideshow for the jumbotron #ItJustMeansMore let her go viral @PeterBurnsESPN
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4 years
@awfulannouncing I’d argue Brian Kelly isn’t a college football coach.
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1 year
On thoughts on the LIV and PGA merger.. The way the PGA guys stood up for the tour throughout this entire thing, only to be left in the dark and find out about a merger they didn’t want on Twitter is pretty bad.
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3 years
@enhogg @barstoolsports @JoshRichards @BFFsPod I don’t need to hear from Jerry Jones just like I don’t need to hear from Dave Portnoy. I find him annoying af. Their socials are pretty good. It is what it is.
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2 years
@jeff_gluck I’ve seen this movie before. He’ll do it again next race.
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@ParkerMcCollum Joe Biden is the President. Did something happen to him?
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2 years
@danorlovsky7 @49ers Shanahan being exposed that McDaniel was the true reason for their success.
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3 months
@KBTXRusty Wait, you’re telling me changing names didn’t fix the crime there? Hmm
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@ESPNMcGee They put a few lsu fans in the booth calling the game too. It’s hard to listen to.
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5 months
@BardPlaysGames @nypost @LeBatardShow You get the show 🤣🤣🤣
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5 years
@Brett_McMurphy @CFBPlayoff Pump the damn brakes, man.
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6 years
I love Dan Mullen so freaking much. Make Florida Fun Again
@OurTwoBits
Our Two Bits
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Woke up like...
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@BarstoolOKST At least it isn’t a long trip home?
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@RonFilipkowski May have just gone through an ending of an engagement as well. These people are truly the worst of the worst.
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@AndrewSiciliano Yes. If a fumble goes out of the back of the endzone and neither team controls, it should go back to the fumbled spot. How difficult is this?
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4 years
@MikeGarafolo Can players have 157 pounds of weed?
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1 year
@ComplexMusic Lmao this guy is the absolute worst.
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2 years
I’ve gotten familiar with @BillyCorben from @LeBatardShow before I even realized he made all of the documentaries that have been incredible. His newest, #GodForbid is no different. It just kept getting more twisted as it went on. Well done, @BillyCorben !!!
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6 years
Casey Mize is not better than Brady Singer. Brady Singer is one of the best college pitchers I’ve ever seen.
@GatorsBB
Florida Gators Baseball
6 years
Standing O for Brady Singer as he exits with two outs in the top of the seventh. 👏👏👏 #Gators 7, Auburn 2
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2 years
@JonRothstein Incredible they didn’t include that he’s suspended in this statement.
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@awfulannouncing It’s fascinating how he turns everything into himself.
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@mikegolicjr More Chiney and less Stephen A and McAfee. Actually, all of the ladies that were on the WCBB championship pregame need a bigger platform.
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@SECfootball @SDS The kid was hands down the best offensive player on the field for either side.
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2 years
@DavidFurones_ I think we got it wrong. The Pats came down to prepare for the Heat, not theDolphins.
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@LateKickJosh Seriously hope Napier can hang on and get it going. Dude does it the right way and I love the way they focus on life outside of football as much as on the gridiron. The trips the players have had the ability to take part in is awesome.
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2 years
@barstoolsports Mad the Pats getting ran out of the stadium before halftime?
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10 years
I guess @KrBratsen13 is having a decent time at regionals. http://t.co/pOWG3DIDcI
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@UFBarstool I’m both a Florida and A&M fan (live in Bryan), but I’m not sure how any Gator could pull for Tennessee over damn near anyone?
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6 years
Harper is so overrated, yet he’s all ESPN talks about.
@Buster_ESPN
Buster Olney
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Bryce Harper March 30-April 30: 29 games, 23 runs, 8 homers, 38 walks, 21 strikeouts, .458 OBP May 1-June 4: 29 games, 14 runs, 10 homers, 9 walks, 34 strikeouts, .280 OBP
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Lmao so Targac called it, Schloss took credit and ripped his player about strikeouts in front of 3.3 million people.
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6 years
@Buster_ESPN And ESPN gets off to Bryce Harper tying his cleats
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@propjoesays In game 3 after Travis bunted down with two strikes for a base hit, Schloss was interviewed during the game and was asked about it and said along the lines of, “he strikes out a lot so it couldn’t have been worse than that” stood out at the time but kind of forgot about it
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@BryLew33 @YeomansNBC5 @NBCDFW Gut wrenching. Before it was an Amber Alert, it was mentioned that she may have gotten in an argument with her parents and wondered off. Poor girl probably went outside upset and this happened from her own driveway.
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2 years
My wife looking at me as I made my second strong drink before going to eat with her family at noon.
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6 years
Shoutout to @KBTXShel and the rest of the @KBTXWeather team for their work overnight with all of the rain. Exceptional work as always.
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@Jason_Aldean @HulkHogan Where weee you and insurrection Barbie on January 6th?
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5 months
Welcome to your first day on the job, @TrevAlberts . Wanna address this? @ChadKlunder
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1 year
@DallasTexasTV Lmfaoooo Luka was fr fr when he said he was trying to hurry and get to Mexico.
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6 years
Holy shit the Florida softball team just got HOSED. Wow.
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2 years
I need to get @billyliucci and @MichaelRyanRuiz together prior to the game this weekend. Looch, you down to show a U fan from the Le Batard show the campus and town?
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2 years
@BruceFeldmanCFB I’m not a Jimbo guy in the slightest, but you specifically mention players that could not stay out of trouble. They were literally suspended without a timeframe to return.
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10 years
Oh, you're telling me a make shift field that shouldn't have been played on this season isn't holding up after 6 inches of rain..? Weird.
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4 months
@BRWalkoff @Jolly_Olive Dude tried telling y’all baseball isn’t a priority
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1 year
Can anyone in the cult explain the weights?
@patriottakes
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
1 year
In a previous video, the man, David Yuhas, a magician / juggler based Southern California, loads up “gay shit” he doesn’t like at Target and moves it to the back of the store. Among the items Dave moved included weights, a child swim vest, and Black Ariel Little Mermaid books.
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10 years
Big thanks to @DuaneBrown76 for taking plenty of time after practice signing autographs. Hell of a player and person. Humble and respectable
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2 years
@B_Shousejr But how is Wilkins always the first one over to celebrate? Lmao
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5 months
@GeorgeStrait George Strait and Parker McCollum at Kyle field is going to be out of this world.
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1 year
Jason Aldean is so perfect for the cult he belongs to. Runs his mouth about how much of a badass he is and runs off the stage when it’s hot. Dude really goes from don’t tread on me to running like a bitch on a regular basis.
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6 years
Good morning. I marry my best friend and love of my life in two days. That is all.
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6 years
@osgators I don’t think McElwain watched film either
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5 years
I’m going to be a father and I’ve never been more excited for anything in my life!
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1 year
@awfulannouncing He doesn’t give a damn. Why are people talking about him being fired? He’ll be fired with a billion dollars of Saudi blood money. Not a bad severance package if you have zero morals.
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@AcostalouieLuis @ClayTravis Your or you’re? You’re proving how you’re dumb enough to fall for this shit.
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@ALPsooner @RossDellenger I mean, he’s earned that contract on the backs of his players that are actually putting their bodies on the line.
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