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Mr Hankey
2 months
@joeyjaws Not a single Nathan’s hot dog will touch my grill from now on.
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@AB84 Finally, child support money
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I was watching the draft outside, and they played a bit about Caleb on the Bears. My son looked at me and said “where is Justin?” I had the talk and he has been balling his eyes out. 😔
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@ChicagoBears Y’all did him dirty.
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5 months
@TerribleMaps Ew Jersey is correct, but nothing beats Assachusetts.
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4 months
@ChicagoBears How I’ll be looking for a spot in the lake 😫
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8 months
Remember when DJ Moore was going to be WR1? He did his part. Chase Claypool as #2 ? That didn’t work out. Mooney as #3 ? That didn’t work out. EQSB as #4 ? That didn’t work out. Velus Jones or Tyler Scott making some kind of impact? That also didn’t happen. Cole Kmet
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7 months
@MitchellRenz365 You alright in the head bub? 🤣
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7 months
‘Bro I know generational talent when I see one, I know ball’
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@kirawontmiss Judging people on their looks while hiding behind an anime pfp is wild.
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5 months
@CtespnN The only trusted source in football 🫡
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2 months
@PFF @JohnKosko3 Lmao the bears are top 5
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@AB84 @CALEBcsw @CtespnN Folded quicker than a lawn chair 😂
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Packers fans watching the draft
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8 months
@670TheScore @DannyParkins Y’all did Rose dirty, now Fields and he will be next. Chicago media blows
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4 months
@CalebWilliamHot I tried and he didn’t want to see it 😂. Try again tomorrow
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7 months
@JameisTruther You, if I was driving by
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8 months
Don’t care about your picks, don’t care about your mock drafts. I was born a Bears fan and will never change
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8 months
@NBCSBears 7 general managers want to land Fields for free
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8 months
Also defense didn’t come to life until week 10.
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Eberflus in the locker room
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@AB84 You also owe more child support than the US is in debt right now.
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2 months
@Jereme45 They put a kid in a home of a pedophile? That’s something.
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@RGIII @StephenCurry30 @wemby Right after they hang up this gem
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1 year
@LoveCookedYou Your own fanbase disowns you. That should tell you something.
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5 months
@CHGO_Bears @CHGO_Sports @AdamHoge It’s actually the other way around but okay. 👌🏻
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@Jereme45 Funny, but your wife was married to another dude until 2005 my man.
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8 months
@ChicagoBears The city of Chicago has spoken! Justin is our QB
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Nate Davis spotted eating Skyline Chili out of a 10 gallon Gatorade cooler on the sidelines.
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7 months
@NicholasMoreano He looks like Geno smith
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3 months
@nfl_jersey_num @themikepenix 9 is for how many years before he takes a snap
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2 months
@Jereme45 So why was the state trying to take your kids away, JEREME? 🧐
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@Jereme45 So the government made up some stuff on their official website? Should I go ahead and track Zachary Perry and see what he has to say? Because that’s gonna be pure cinema I guarantee you that.
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1 year
@barstoolsports Vikings fans coming in:
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8 months
@Scotty_G6 Holy Lebron James hair
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5 months
@ChicagoBears @closedprayer Best we can do is bring some backups 🫡
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8 months
@singlepayer1978 @CourtneyRCronin Do you have the slightest idea how hard is it to win a game in the NFL? Or what your body goes through?
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@brayknowball Gonna take more than that. Gang up with the claw first
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8 months
@CourtneyRCronin But it really isn’t. I know how much you relate on clickbait, but there’s about 10% at most of underaged madden children, who want Caleb Williams.
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@SaycheeseDGTL The US has been surrounding Russia with military bases since the Cold War.
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4 months
@B_Willijax Judging Chicago teams when you live in a barn in Kentucky is wild
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5 months
@AaronRodgers12 Hope this helps with the lawsuit coming your way.
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1 year
@PFF_Fantasy This bum? I’ll pick him at home depot to do some labor for me.
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8 months
@79illwill 🤣 Remember when he completely gave up on fields and quit running routes? Just to end up with Camry Mitch again
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5 months
@Bease11 “Everyday feels like I won the Super Bowl” The same dude who was rocking a man bun, but is offended by a 22 year old painting his nails. Lmao
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@AdamHoge Only if they played the packers
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1 year
@barstoolsports Yeah, also the largest rape event ever held.
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@BarstoolBigCat The jump was crazy 😂
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@OGpackersFan Shave the head, grow the beard. Dad vibes are the new thing.
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@ChicagoFails Kimmy put that VIP ticket on the 312 Amex
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@ChicagoBears Besties 🥰
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10 months
@BearsPR You keep Velus, and let Stroman go? I can’t with this anymore
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3 months
@barstoolsports Oof that cop
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@chicagosky @Reese10Angel @UChicagoMed She took all that personally I guess 😂
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1 year
@barstoolsports That’s why I bring my own cheese everywhere. Got that thang in my pocket
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@ProFootballTalk Chiefs are closely eyeing the situation and will most likely sign him
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@jacobinfante24 Jaire replies:
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@chicagobars A Hyundai going down the Eisenhower at 100+ miles an hour with sparks coming out. More at 10pm news.
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4 months
Please don’t forget about this clown, who reminds people daily that they “aren’t allowed on the train now” Acting like he started the Caleb hype.
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5 months
@GBraggsJr23 I take both, and no one can tell me I can’t. I don’t play by the rules
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1 year
@BearsNationCHI That must be the worst April Fools joke tbh
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1 year
@ChicagoBears @RobTonJr Packers fans right now
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5 months
@Chicago_History Really depends on the location.
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2 years
@JaquanBrisker I love you as a player, but this ain’t it. You can literally end someone’s life and career in a snap.
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@Chicago_History Imma watch the whatshomacall it in the frunchroom.
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@PFF Bears
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@BearsNationCHI I didn’t say a word for 2 days after that and didn’t go to work.
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@ChicagoBears So glad Bears are on hard knocks so I can actually watch more than 3 seconds of anything in the preseason.
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@Jereme45 Live video of JEREME logging back on twitter 😬
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@ericchillston @NFLonFOX Meth pipes up in Wisconsin are burnin hot tonight
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@MySportsUpdate @TuscaloosaPatch Chiefs gonna stay chiefin.
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1 year
@estokes38 @ChiSportUpdates @ChicagoBears You got get your sippy cup with apple juice from mommy and go to bed.
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@ChicagoContrar1 How dare you! He was a baby and got attacked! Only thing he knew is how to pull out a pistol and kill. Good parenting is unappreciated these days 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@MySportsUpdate Don’t forget Yosh Nijman
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1 year
@CWBChicago Silly kids. They do stuff like that sometimes. Let’s not demonise them 🙏
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@_Just_Vibes_ I’m taking him to practice to speed up the process 😅
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2 months
@Jereme45 Why deleting your posts pedo?
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