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7 months

you know what, fuck it. bears draft caleb williams, they win 10 games minimum and go to the playoffs. sign it, seal it, deliver it.

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4 months

imagine your 22-year-old daughter comes home for the weekend with her new boyfriend and it’s bill belichick

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Tom Brady could play only the first 10 years of his career and be a Hall of Famer. He could also play only the last 9 years and get in. Find me another athlete in any sport that has put together two Hall of Fame careers in one.

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that audio leaked, rachel nichols’ reputation became irreparably damaged, ESPN fumbled the damage control, maria taylor left, and they had to cancel all nichols’ programming anyway. ESPN down horrendous.

Sports Business Journal

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Breaking News: @espn takes Rachel Nichols off @NBA programming ESPN has taken Rachel Nichols off of all NBA programming and will cancel her weekday afternoon show “The Jump,” the network confirmed today. Read the story:

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Woj: *reports Anthony Davis to the Lakers* Laker Fans: “WOJ BOMB HAHAHAH LOVE THIS GUY” Woj: *reports Kawhi Leonard is not interested in the Lakers* Laker Fans: “lmao this guy clearly has an agenda and is a hater wtf”

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“she’s 24” yeah i know, they met in 2021, thanks

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people replying that “she’s 24 actually” thinking it’s some kind of own is actually insane that is still a 48-year age gap like are you ok

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6 years

Kyrie said “Fuck Thanksgiving” and we kicked ass for like 2.5 months. Call the Easter Bunny a bitch, man it’s crunch time.

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6 months

this is like me telling martin scorsese i’m not interested in the lead role in his next movie

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6 months

🚨🚨BREAKING: Drake Maye’s camp has informed the #Bears he has no interest in joining Chicago. 🤯🤯🤯 Maye has made it clear to teams that might draft a quarterback that he wants to join the #Vikings .

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4 years

gonna be a lot of pat tillman things today i’m sure so let’s remember that a hypernationalist post-9/11 movement started a war that pat tillman called illegal and he was murdered by his own squad which was subsequently covered up by the united states government.

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4 years

covid when covid when people play people speak basketball to each other

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@ShamsCharania

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This is part of health and safety protocols investigating potential exposure that occurred when Bradley Beal and Jayson Tatum were speaking in close proximity on the court postgame Friday night, sources said.

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9 months

if you’re watching CJ stroud and still think the bears just need to build around justin fields i really can’t help you lol

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3 years

anakin skywalker was a world class pilot and pod-racer, the first human to ever do it. he died on the second death star.

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8 months

adrian griffin arriving to work this morning after winning 5 of 6 games and holding the 2nd best record in basketball

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4 months

@dissectmarkets thanks genius

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4 months

“she’s 24” yeah i know, they met in 2021, thanks

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6 years

Jim Harbaugh after chickens find out he’s slandering them

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10 months

justin fields last 17 regular season games: 61.7%, 4,226 total yards, 31 total TDs, 13 INTs, 12 FMB trevor lawrence last 17 regular season games: 66.8%, 4,432 total yards, 24 TDs, 11 INTs, 12 FMB trevor lawrence is justin fields with better PR

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10 months

preface: this is not a pro-justin fields tweet but trevor lawrence does a lot of the shit that justin fields does and nobody talks about it

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6 years

@NickTheBullsFan @wojespn Y’all better buy a nice hospital bed for him to watch the games from, too

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thinking about this

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3 years

joel you could never join the boston celtics. you simply cannot do it. you could never force your way there via trade.

Joel Embiid

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3 years

For clarity, I love the criticism, I love when I’m told I can’t do something. It makes me work harder to prove everyone wrong but not everyone is built like that.

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6 years

Jaylen Brown called "losing" "toxic" and didn't say the words "locker room" even once. I see journalistic integrity is very much secondary to THE CLICKS

CBS Sports NBA

@CBSSportsNBA

6 years

Celtics' Jaylen Brown says environment in Boston's locker room is 'toxic'

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5 years

@BuckGenoIII @jeremylevick (this is satire)

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4 years

i’m losing my shit lmao

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adam silver when his unpaid intern shows him the score

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@minimumdome12 they met in 2021

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pads or not justin fields wasn’t doing this in his dreams lol

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3 years

white conservative frat bros thinking fortunate son and born in the USA were made for them will never, ever stop being hilarious

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4 years

it’s frankly embarrassing how many people in sports journalism take to the internet to tout that they worked harder than ANYONE ELSE ALIVE in an industry that comes down to connections and privilege 99% of the time

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5 years

mookie betts being traded for cap relief would be absolutely one of the dumbest move in sports history. it’d as dumb as trading babe ruth.

Jon Morosi

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5 years

Sources: #Dodgers discussing Mookie Betts with the #RedSox at least as much as they are Francisco Lindor with the #Indians . Boston could combine Betts and Price in a deal that nets the Red Sox a prospect and salary relief. Story: @MLB @MLBNetwork

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3 years

how did jay williams forget about rick pitino, he’s italian

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3 years

@StoolGreenie LOL wtf

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7 months

victory lapping that nobody in the league wants your QB is crazy, man

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7 months

@sheanorling how’s those Atlanta odds now on Fields 😂

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@reid_bankston @TMZ when you definitely understand free speech

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3 years

enes kanter with the league’s first ever DNP-CD (china’s decision) last night

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😤😤😤😤😤 😤 😤 😤 😤😤😤😤😤 😤 😤 😤 😤 😤 😤 😤😤😤😤😤 seed

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Maternal Mortality Rate: USA: 16.7 France: 8 Circulatory disease mortality rate: USA: 257 France: 151 Respiratory disease mortality rate: USA: 85 France: 39 Nervous system disease mortality rate: USA: 59 France: 38 Mental disorder mortality rate: USA: 41 France: 24

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@prodbabyprince @stasizzle1 @philorphilip i appreciate you saving my grandma’s life with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and then using your private helicopter to air lift her to the hospital

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5 years

the NCAA fining james wiseman under the guise of charity is fucking disgusting. i don’t ever want to hear “amateur athlete” again. they fined this kid like a pro.

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5 years

Michael Jordan first 3 seasons: First Round Exit First Round Exit First Round Exit Patrick McCaw first 3 seasons: NBA Champion NBA Champion NBA Champion 🤔🤔🤔

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@sheanorling

9 months

if you’re watching jordan love and still think the bears just need to build around justin fields i really can’t help you

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if you’re watching CJ stroud and still think the bears just need to build around justin fields i really can’t help you lol

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5 years

Jaylen Brown had 23 points on 8-9 shooting including 4-5 from 3. Kyle Kuzma and Brandon Ingram combined are averaging 0/0/0 on —/—/— shooting in these playoffs. Really makes you think.

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4 years

i do not understand how you write something so authoritative as “The Activist Athlete” and have it be about anyone other than jaylen brown or kyrie irving or george hill after this past summer, let alone say it’s the guy who crushed the wildcat strike.

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Congratulations to @KingJames for being named the @SInow #Sportsperson of the Year!

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5 years

past x present

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“woah he has trouble with the snap” gets all the airplay, deservedly so, but what brings me much more joy is these 80 seconds of jim brandstatter and dan dierdorf utterly despondent on the michigan radio call.

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“Kyrie didn’t fit in Boston” is such a weird ass take. He had the two best seasons of his basketball career in Boston, and adores Brad Stevens. Kyrie fit perfectly in Boston. Damaged Gordon Hayward and Terry Rozier Being A Dickhead were the real culprits.

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5 years

drew rosenhaus trying to get into AB’s house and log off his twitter

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gordon hayward just said he was playing The Witcher 3 on a laptop while Robyn was in labor lmaoooooooooooooo

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kobe shot 33% from 3 for his career so remind me why the fuck we yell his name when we throw things in the garbage

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Jayson Tatum again on, like, the dumbest narrative ever

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5 years

he was having coffee with paul george 30 feet from a lakers meeting he skipped, this is not a moral victory for you lol

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Dog Kawhi really was about to be a Laker 😂😂😂

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5 years

marcus smart is literally the best player in the NBA prove me wrong

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3 years

i cannot believe the GM of bill russell’s team said that, man. honestly. danny ainge get the fuck out, man. that’s awful.

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6 years

@BleacherReport

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4 years

“tatum flailed after the foul and hit someone which is a foul” is a real thing that was called in an NBA game tonight lol

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5 years

this entire offseason was about IFs if jaylen can take a leap if tatum can take a leap if gordo can be good again if kemba can thrive without the ball as much if rob and theis can provide serviceable big play so far every if has been met or exceeded all at once and it whips

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building up the roster around a mediocre QB is how you end up with tua or dak. you can make the playoffs, and you will lose to an elite quarterback. every time. caleb williams YOU are a chicago bear.

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3 years

THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH… movie of the year. every single frame is an absolute delight. denzel is incredible. joel coen is a god among men. what a film.

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3 years

@stopitg @EnesFreedom this is good but kanter putting the ball on the floor would be a more heinous crime than any of his tweets

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4 years

the moral of the story is that no human being should divest this large a portion of their mental wellbeing into a sports team but i will continue to do so

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2 months

i don’t care how annoying it becomes. i will never let some of you forget how horrible you were about caleb williams because you were bouncing on justin fields.

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call me shea or call me snorebore, you don’t know me well enough to call me norling

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Ways to improve my mental health: - go to the gym - eat better food - don’t binge drink - improve my sleep pattern - manage stress - try new things Ways to damage my mental health: - be a fan of the Boston Celtics Things I actually do: - be a fan of the Boston Celtics

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Kyrie: “I miss Smart. Ah man, I miss him so much...” Wow. So much pure hatred towards his teammates.

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Rondo still a Celtic at heart

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Robyn Hayward: *goes to sleep* Gordon Hayward, logging back on to Apex Legends:

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@BenStinar ben man thank you brother i needed something to laugh at today lmao

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Hey Robert Kraft, if you can pay for sex you can pay Trey Flowers

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Terry Rozier Stuffing Twitter Folk In Lockers: A Compendium

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when kyrie was in boston his behavior was hilarious to other fans, meant he was gone, hated the young guys cuz they were mid, hated boston, things of that nature. now he’s on a 3-year deal in brooklyn doing the same shit and it’s the fault of the media and “boston bloggers” lol

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Listen, I love me some Kobe slander but man Max Kellerman should never be allowed to talk basketball again for this

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@DavidMcCoyWCCO @TylerIAm no wonder diggs never gets targets

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when philly fans don't treat you right

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3 years

what you see what the nets see when you see when they see tristan thompson tristan thompson

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there is never a good guy with a gun. ever. get rid of the guns.

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3 years

never forget this tweet

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4 years

oh my god we need basketball back so desperately lmao it’s lowry and it’s not close

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Only one can get into the HOF, who you taking?

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let’s make marcus smart’s team usa jersey the highest selling jersey in history

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Game of Thrones show writers ran out of source material and the best they could come up with was: “Cold up here for a southern girl.” “So keep your Queen warm.” What is this the fuckin Notebook?

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my wife 🤝 matt eberflus

Courtney Cronin

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Matt Eberflus: “The disappointment was the finish.”

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sent my wife one of those tweets about “day 3 without sports, just found out my girl’s favorite color” and my wife responded with “haha, what’s my favorite color?” this was a grave tactical error on my part

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5 years

when the infection finally robs smarf entirely of his vision

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preface: this is not a pro-justin fields tweet but trevor lawrence does a lot of the shit that justin fields does and nobody talks about it

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5 years

I do not understand how people can transfer fandom of teams because of a single player. My body physically rejects that idea. People really became Nets fans yesterday because they stan KD or Kyrie it’s so weird.

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@MikeDBears34 lol just embarrassing yourself more

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@KevinOConnorNBA KEVIN O’COMRADE

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@smart_MS3 you leading a guerilla unit to overthrow oppressive governments

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jesus fucking christ

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3 years

listen, if there is one thing i think we all can agree on no matter what side of the aisle we’re on, it’s that enes kanter is not one of the centers in the NBA

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Enes Kanter Freedom is one of the best Centers in the NBA and he’s being blackballed for standing up against communism and genocide. It’s time for a full boycott of the NBA!

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When the Celtics sign DLo to a near-max and his Lakers revenge comes full circle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Sources: The Nets are unlikely to keep D'Angelo Russell if they sign Kyrie Irving (via @IanBegley )

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jack morris should probably get some forced time off after this. once again highlighting that as the tigers return to being a competitive baseball team they desperately need a new play-by-play booth

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pivoting on something: bears should trade out of 1 and draft MHJ at 2. you cultists deserve watching a once-in-a-generation receiving corps get wasted by a QB with the spatial awareness of a brick.

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@WorldofIsaac @FOXNashville He’s so excited to watch the game’s alone lmao, lucky guy

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don’t care about progress, don’t care about any of it anymore. don’t care about the locker room culture or anything. 7.3 yards per play allowed in what should have been a defining game for your tenure? i have a ticket to the sun with flus’s name on it. get out.

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i just cannot believe the discourse around justin fields a day after three separate teams chose gardner minshew, jacoby brisset, and sam darnold. like, what are you even hanging on to?

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*clears throat* *clears throat again* *clears throat one more time* HOW IS JOSH GORDON SUSPENDED AND TYREEK HILL IS NOT

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