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If you can't fuck it, set it on fire.

Florida, USA
Joined December 2020
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2 years
Gonna just post jkjkjkjk after everything I say to much sure noone knows how super serious I am lol
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This image is a pretty good litmus test for politics. Do you regard this man with respect? Or Disgust?
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Reminder to do some mf squats
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3 years
Hi
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3 years
@pastforextrader Why you hide this reply with the same joke 4 years ago though 🤔😂🤣
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2 years
I got strong this year. I'ma get stronger next year. The end.
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@hereonmars_ @jakeriley I'm a total degenerate and still thought nicest mom first 😂
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3 years
New spirit animal just dropped ☺
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One year
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1 year
WHERE'S DENNIS?
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3 years
Pretty sure the only cure to this depression is engaging in some actual domestic terrorism.
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3 years
Happy Dependence Day statists 🥳
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3 years
Having a hard time processing anything anymore. And pretty fucking sick of being told I'm crazy when the whole ass fucking world has lost it's shit.
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9 months
I misgendered a truck cuz I'm a dumb girl(old lady) and got bullied by homos gn
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3 years
Wtf am I looking at
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5 months
I'm making a deck
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3 years
Fuck. People. 🤗
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2 years
I'm officially forklift certified! Ew lol
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1 year
@tailcalled @rustykitty_ @eepurr Isn't 73% a passing score tho? Lol
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3 years
I really hate the fucking government.
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3 years
Booty?
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3 years
High
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3 years
Omw to the stupid dmv and I really would just rather dance naked in the sun, smoking all the joints with forest mommy le sigh
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3 years
I wasn't kidding.. I've done 300+ squats today 🥴 Thanks for all of the reminders 🤗 Same time tomorrow? 😂
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3 years
Reminder to do some mf squats
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2 years
I got to drive this today 😁
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2 years
I'll be your sucker today, Suffy. Happy Tuesday!
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2 years
Not a single woman exists that can truthfully ratio me with titties on this titty Tuesday That's sinple undeniable fact.
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3 years
Makin frens
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And stretch
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4 months
This was me on tequila last night. I even almost held a conversation. After abstaining from tequila specifically for 20 years, I have concluded I should drink more. I look happy for absolutely no fuckin reason lol
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3 years
Ooops
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3 years
Make me a sandwich!
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1 year
Gm
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3 years
Five Guys got me stuffed rn 🥴
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3 years
Say Happy Birthday to my mom ... She's having a rough morning 🥺
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@DennisMcVicker3 Thussy
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1 year
Good morning titty Tuesday morning
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2 years
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! OH and happy birthday to me 🥺
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GM
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Rosetta Stoned
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2 years
Started my new job today. It's literally perfect for me in most every way and I have never known true happiness until now lol 😊
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1 year
Tweetin n drivin nbd
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1 year
Sooo who's still up for buttsex?
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1 year
Tryna figure out who's shit did I like to have granny pussy ads on my tl now lol
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3 years
Still. Can't. Make. Me. Take. It. Without. Violence.
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3 years
I made a thing
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OMG IT'S FINALLY OFFICIAL MY MOM IS COMING TO VISIT FOR MY BDAY I HAVEN'T SEEN HER IRL IN OVER 3 YEARS OMG I CAN'T WAIT SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAA
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2 years
@skinnev @javroar A text back?? Love yourself more jeez!!
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3 years
I had such a good day that I wrote a fucking poem about it wtf 😂
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1 year
Mad af about this tan line
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2 years
I'm starting to see that line down my lower abs now and nobody cares but me but like it's the only thing I've got goin for me personally atm and so I'm gonna hold on tightly to that lifeline thanks
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3 years
Am tired but like on the inside too ya know
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7 months
I was so jacked last summer. Will retvrn.
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3 years
I'ma be fucked up in a few omg 😂
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@GeorgeTakei
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3 years
Bars ask to see a driver’s license if someone looks too young to be there. That license has an electronic ID in it and gets carried around by most adults, no problem. Stop pretending vaccination proof, which keeps everyone safe, is some kind of government takeover.
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Dick so big he fucks himself in the ass with it
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3 years
Smell my fart!
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😁
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3 years
Anywho.. Have officially reached the "I don't wanna lose anymore weight" weight. Please clap.
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3 years
Love how the truth is misleading 😂
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Dr. Nick's Red Pills 💊™
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3 years
When an experimental gene therapy becomes a requirement to work, you've allowed your government to become tyrannical to a level beyond return.
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'Dennis, are you okay? So, Dennis, are you okay? Are you okay, Dennis?' *Dennis singing, pauses and looks at the imaginary camera* 'You've been hit by You've been struck by A smooth criminal' Right before he's killed by feds and they make a spectacle of his funeral.
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3 years
Have you sunned your butthole lately?
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3 years
Somebody said I shouldn't post noods... So I'm gonna anyway. You have been warned 😈
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1 year
@drsuffy Gotta have big balls to understand
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3 years
Before and after muh mornin poop Happy Sunday 🌞
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3 years
69 days till my birthday!
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1 year
gm
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3 years
I'm drunk crying and listening to radiohead ama
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2 years
Bruh idc if you have a marijuana card..I am not paying tax on my mf weed not now not ever okaaay?! 😂
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3 years
Ah fuck guess I really am a terrorist Oops
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1 year
Drink, and I can't stress this enough, water
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7 months
A constant 97.7 but can't stop sweating. What am I?
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1 year
Good morning
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3 years
Pretty sure I just caught a spider masturbating 😂
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2 years
Put in the work and got to leave 3 hours early AND still got paid a full day. That's what I'm mf talkin bout! Home. Naked. Eating. Content.
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1 year
Good morning Friday morning
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2 years
Better late then never lol
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3 years
Tbh I hate everyone but I'm actually looking forward to @kali_thKitty being a fucking bombshell if she isn't already. On the other hand, I'm looking forward to everyone else shutting tf up.
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3 years
And a very Happy Independence Day outlaws! 🤠
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1 year
Uh 395 days till I'm 40 🙂
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2 years
This made me lol frfr 🤣
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3 years
ALL HAIL QUEEN CLAIRE
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🇺🇸ProudArmyBrat
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I’m stunned ppl believe these things.. Nope, not satire either..
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