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Fill the world with laughter. @fxnxccxburner

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Joined March 2013
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@Fuaadoo
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It’s like the French national football team but in reverse
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South African Athletes arrive in Ghana for the African Games.
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Stormzy at labour HQ
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Any of you ever seen this kid cry? No? That's because money actually buys happiness
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Happy 1st Birthday to Asahd 🎈
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I made one and it’s accurate:
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When you opted to stay in with the Mrs but see the boys having the best time on snap. #loveisland
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3 years
Remember when KFC ran out of chicken and we thought that was the lowest we could get in the UK? LOOOOOOOOOOOL
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You can be the safest, most relaxed driver in the world, all it takes is one dickhead like this and your life is over. Smh
@figureschaser That was before the crash.
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I just know the kids behind Shukri’s death are shaking right now. Justice is coming for you
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" sir I haven't got my kit today." " go look in the box" :
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Balenciaga Triple S
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Remember when KFC ran out of chicken? This years been hard 😂😂
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* 21 Savage tries using his platform to highlight injustices in America and to promote change* US Government:
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Zac Efron posting this vid with Digga D’s song is still the most confusing thing to happen this year.
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But when Jeremy Corbyn wanted nationalised railways, no tuition fees and higher pay to NHS workers, you told him there wasn’t a money tree. I hate you people.
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BREAKING: NHS has £13,400,000,000 debt written off to help coronavirus battle
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3 years
Hella man are like this. Get curved and then start a negative narrative about a woman. 🥱
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5 years
What? Real ones remember that EE is the love child of Orange and T Mobile.
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This app is brutal🥴🥴😂😂😂😂
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Me, a British citizen, hiding under bed: armed robber: me: Armed robber: if you’re talking the hardest, giggs better pop up in your thoughts as an artist Me: JEEEZ
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There is no shame in this guy #loveisland
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5 years
This is our prized possession in the UK. If we lose this, there’s nothing left to be here for
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Sco pa tu manaa?
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Next year they’ll tell us to sleep on our right side. Just convert guys
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Honey is better at treating sore throats, blocked noses, coughs, and congestion than conventional medicines, including antibiotics, according to a new study 🍯
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UK girls upon receiving a dm like this: -screenshot and sent to 3 different group chats -a snapchat post 2 weeks later titled “ dms always full of weirdos 🙄” - a half assed reply, probably “ aw thanks” - a tweet 6 months later “where are all the real men”
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One year ago from today to now, I love you ❤️
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I just saw someone’s Spotify thing and they had yungen top😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Currently in the mosque waiting to break fast. A young brother I know from the ends has brought two, (I’m assuming ) of his non Muslim friends to break fast. Each have brought snacks to share with everyone. They look excited to be here.This is what it’s about.
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4 years
The jump from 2019 to 2020
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RIP the Jeremy kyle show. Day time tv will never be the same. The streets won’t forget
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They returned a verdict of ‘ accidental death ‘ for Shukri Abdi. What sad day this is. There’s been gross negligence from the police and those leading the inquiry. We know this wouldn’t be the case if she was white. But that’s the world we live in.
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“Love is in the air 🥰🥰🥰🥰” Me:
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Shaq don’t worry we’ve seen this before #LoveIsland
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We’ve seen bloods and crips come together in the past but now Nike AND Adidas? You know shits bad
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Together is how we move forward. ⁣ Together is how we make change.
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“ April fools in lockdown. I guess I’m the biggest fool for not locking down your love. You can’t spell quarantine without u r a q t right? Haha. Miss you fr.....”
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Anyone feel disconnected from everything and everyone? Yeah, same.
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……..... “still beat tho”
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I saw the power leak for next episode. But am I gonna retweet or share it? No. Am I gonna tell people? No. You wanna know why? Because my parents raised me fkn right
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Bernadette interrupting Phil’s dinner to snitch on Keanu #Eastenders
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1 year
Fuck the world and their selective outrage. How can you cry tears for Ukraine and remain blind to the persecution of innocent Palestinians?
@5Pillarsuk
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1 year
Masjid Al Aqsa came under attack from occupying Israeli forces tonight. More footage to follow. May Allah (swt) protect the Muslims of the Holy Land against the Zionist occupiers, ameen.
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‘nah 4 kids is too much I want a 5 seater still’
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Exclusive Banks🤴🏾
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My flatmate is lost in the sauce yooooh! 😭😭😭😭😭
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Cars don’t run on friendship nigga pay petrol
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Wayne Rooney waking up to 37 missed calls from Coleen and a “👍” text from John Terry:
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Sweden yeah 👀? Good cuz I’m tryna bring this stock home
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Susana, you’re next
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EDL @ BLM away next Saturday. Derby of all derbies. Let’s ave it
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This app has reached boiling point ffs. How’s a man showing off his piece to legitimise his claims. Why is renee still moving mad and will we ever find out where Vanessa is? Find out next time on UK twitter gone mad.
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This is still and will probably always be relevant.
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K’naan’s World Cup anthem slapped differently. The streets will NEVER forget.
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Asian bruddas on their first date
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The devil works hard, kris Jenner works harder but Gandía? He works the hardest. What a villain
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#TwitterMomentOfTheDecade this one right here gets a very honourable mention 😂😂😂😂
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£18.99 £23.99 + £5.00 delivery + free delivery
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Muslim pro is selling location data to the US military?
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“I can’t wait to grow up” vs being a grown up
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✰𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚 ✰
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Bomboclaat
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Everyday, I understand more and more why Guy Fawkes wanted to Khalas the House of Parliament. Rip my g
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Sometimes I put my headphones in, I don’t play music, just converse with myself so other ppl think I’m on the phone. I’m my own best friend / 5% crazy
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2010-2014 the BBM Era, I promise you the streets will NEVER forget.✊🏾
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Floyd to Oscar de la hoya on his way out the arena 💥🥊 #DavisGarcia
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When there’s beef on the tl but one of them are on private
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If Capri sun come out with a litre bottle, I promise you, I will lose all composure.
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So deep in that friend zone he’s now the gay best friend 💩
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As a black man, can someone translate this picture for me? I don’t understand
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2021 started the right way Alhamdulilah. My brother took his shahada and is now a Muslim brother. May Allah make it easy for him
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A baby. A baby has been stabbed. Fuck London and fuck knife crime
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A woman and a baby have been stabbed in Feltham in west London. They've both been flown to hospital.
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From this to strangers. No memory of it, just vibes
@mustseenvideos
videos you have to watch
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Bomboclaat
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The influencer The influenced
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If you lie or break a pinky promise you have no respect or shame. You deserve no blessings
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Please don’t turn this app into insta junior. Everyday pictures, I’m sick
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Somali wives are on klarna
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Genuine question, has any Somali women received her mehr upfront? Or is everyone on a payment plan 😭
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*Feb 13th* “ heyy Bigheaddd”
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Me patiently waiting to hear that Katie Hopkins has got coronavirus
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Countinho and Suárez jumping in the Liverpool dressing room at full time
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Greatest TV moment ever😂😂😂
@MonicaMonteiiro
Mónica | SLB ✨
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Sco pa tu manaa
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Eve arriving back in the villa #loveisland
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So this is the last time I take part in a twitter trend fr😓😓
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Last night my grandfather passed away surrounded by us his family. He was suffering for a long time and atleast he isn’t suffering anymore. Anyone who knows me knows how much I value my grandparents so you can understand how this is for me. Please can you keep him in your prayers
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Seeing “ £10 off two delivers “ vs seeing everything is “ currently unavailable “ on ubereats
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This emoji scares me, completely bad vibes
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The thought of quarantined Ramadan, no taraweeh and no eid salah is scaring me.
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Co worker: can anyone swap shifts with me? Me: yeah I’ll do it Co worker: really?
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I’m this old 😰
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“XL bully’s are to be banned in the UK” every Somali right now
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She actually only got 2 minutes last night. Air time is qwhite peculiar
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Can they free J hus already? We’ve learnt our lesson man I swear😓
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10 likes and I’ll tell the story of when I got catfished
OMG what’s you lots worst linkup experience
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“ So how many siblings you got ? “
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South Wales police have blood on their hands! Share this. May Allah grant bro jannah firdous Ameen.
@BameFor
African, Caribbean and Asian Lawyers For Justice
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This is Mohamud Mohammed Hassan arrested by @SWPCardiff died after his release, it’s clear he suffered a horrendous beating. The family will be launching a justice campaign in due course. This shit is relentless. #Cardiff #BlackLivesMatter #Justice4Mohamud
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Siannise on that date tomorrow, “So you’re coupled up with Na-“ #loveisland
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Anytime racism gets mentioned in the uk 🇬🇧 John Barnes:
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Subhanallah. Make dua for our brothers & sisters around the world, may Allah protect and preserve them
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Yesterday, in the early hours we lost our little bro @jeeracks an 18 year old professional boxer. He was one of the most lovable respectful people I’ve ever met and I won’t forget him. We won’t forget.Please donate and share and may god accept our charity.
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Nas watching shanice & Ollie #LoveIsland
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Ayy stormzy is actually fuming😭😭😭
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“ do you still speak to-
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Your mcm is 6’2 but 5’8 when he stands on his stacks...that niggas in overdraft
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When no one wakes you up for suhoor:
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Cunts everywhere
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Boogie you performing in London tonight?
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Happy Mother’s Day on snap and insta? YOURMUMHASNOSOCIALSGOSPEAKTOHER
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“ I’m definitely picking popcorn over burn a boy, he truly is the bombaclart ‘ting’. Haha, my name is mark and yourself?”
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Idk why the asian community are so anti chunkz right now. It’s not his fault humzaproductions didn’t blow
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Basically
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If you spoil a film or tv show for others, you are the bottom of the barrel, lowest specimen possible. Wastes of sperm.
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