@jayrayner1
@ObserverUK
โSalt Baeโs customers, the morning after the night before, getting off the throne, looking down and clocking that all their money has bought them is a bunch of glittering turds.โ
Masterful sign off ๐๐๐
Honestly the general public are hitting a new low with the
#NicolaBulley
case. Let the police do their job and let the family care for the children. This isnโt Netflix and youโre not a detective
Hey everybody just letting you know this is Emily Eavis using my friendโs phone.
#Glastonbury
tickets sales will now start tomorrow. So donโt bother trying today. Thanks. Hereโs my dad to prove itโs me.
#FIFA22onPS5
is trending on Twitter due to its realism.
I heard that when you lose a game, players of colour get racially abused and nobody does anything about it.
@HackneyAbbott
I saw a tweet the other day that said something along the lines of โThe fact that sheโs just handed over multiple millions to keep her husband in a 150k a year job tells you everything about the power he hasโ
@UKLabour
@HackneyAbbott
She๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝs a trailblazer who has continually broken down barriers for younger generations and is so shamelessly vilified by our pathetic right wing press.
@BBCNews
Iโm pro trans rights but this is a step too far really
I feel for all the biological women who just canโt compete with Laurelโs foundation of decades of male genetics. It genuinely saddens me thinking about the other athletes in this category
What a hollow gold medal this will be
@peta
@vinijr
Iโm a cat lover. He picked the cat up how a mother would pick up the cat. In a non hurtful way. Whatโs your problem PETA. Anyway. Hereโs my cats.
@OFalafel
oh look, I was wrong! It was earth all along. Oh you finally made a monkeyโฆ
Yes, we finally made a monkey.
You finally made a monkey out of me
Imagine if an A&E closed if one dickhead abused one member of staff?
#NorthernRail
staff at
#ManchesterVictoria
need to grow the fuck up. Sort your service out and the public might be less stressed.
@OwenJones84
The difference this time is that thereโs an angry piece of gammon willing to flex whatever muscle he has for a photo opportunity. The guy needs to be sectioned.
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