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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

30 days

This was both a lot of fun and a nightmare to do! Decided to rap my team. Worth a watch just to take the piss, surely?

I RAP my FPL GW3 Team for NO REASON (NOT TEMPLATE)

Don't ask!

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

@FplFinn Sorry to tell you this, But you get dubravka (¹st bench)

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

10 months

Gw14🔒 No doubt a silly decision😅. Mbeumo nowhere to be seen. 👀 Bowen to Gibbs white Watkins to Jesus 2ft used 2.6m itb Salah 🧢 Good luck everyone.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

Whoops. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

Having a bit of a crappy day, so this is the team. Probably won't do anything else. It can stay like this. Did Salah to gros early Roll 2nd ft ♻️ 7.9m 🏦 Darwin 🧢

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Well that went well. 🤦‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

Pep Guardiola on Haaland📢 "Erling is a fucking robot so he's fine. He doesn't have bones because he's made of titanium. He didn't play the last few games because he was busy hunting down John Connor. But he'll fucking destroy Newcastle."

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

What could go wrong, eh?

FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

@LtrollFp 😬😬😬

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Well I've made a right old mess this week.🤦 Mitoma to Bowen Martinelli to sterling Using 2ft. Bowen 🧢 Nobody was successful in talking me out of it.😅 😂😂😂 What did you do?

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

10 months

First run in ages. Very short but I'm out of shape. Hard to keep motivated but hopefully I can get back into it.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Think I'm now bottom of my mini league full of casuals. They all spend about 5 minutes thinking about their team each week. What am I doing with my life

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Well that could have gone worse. 57, pretty good green arrow. Chose wrong Liverpool attacker for🧢 but he still outscored son and Haaland, so I'll take it. International break. 😎

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

Type your username in the gif search bar and see what comes up.

Inviicta

@inviicta

9 months

Type you username in the GIF search bar and see what comes up 😆

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

Take that, Haaland captainers!

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Here. WC 👢 Haaland Darren noodles 🧢 No Alvarez seems scarier than no Haaland but hey. .6m itb 😱😱😱😱😱

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

@BenWhiteLines 🦍💨

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

Well, at least I'm living up to my username.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

Forget FPL. Really enjoying this game.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

Lol. I've been thinking of doing spoof content where I give totally useless information. But most of the actual content creators have the market cornered. 🤣

FPL Cuppa

@fpl_cuppa

9 months

This is the kind of content worth paying for 🔥🔥

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

Really think I burn a transfer this week. Am I missing something ?

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

@LtrollFp 😬😬😬

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

Am I mad for considering one of these 2 this week?

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

I live in England so to watch football I have to subscribe to sky sports for £40 ish per month or £30ish (Ithink) for whatever BTsports is called now, for a few games a week. If you live in Spain it's €12.99 a month for DAZN and you get every single PL game! 🤯🤬🤢 Not fair!

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Remember at the start of the season when everyone said rashford and Fernandes were underpriced?

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

Started playing chess. I'm so bad.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

10 months

Gw15🔒 Turner to dubravka using my only ft 2.7🏦 Salah🧢

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

8 months

Haven't had much to gloat about this season. Darwin was obviously the "optimal" captain!😉 By 1 point. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

Home alone is a family comedy that happens to take part at Christmas, the fact it's at Christmas has no bearing on the film. Die hard and it's not even close. 😉

ManOnPodcast_Darren

@ManOnPod_Darren

9 months

@FPLDanDave Die hard is an action film that just so happens to take part at Xmas, the fact it’s Xmas has no baring on the film. Home Alone and it’s not even close.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

This is why you stick with... Blah blah blah. Fuck off.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

10 months

Watkins and Bowen haul would be so FPL, after this.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

I get so many likes from accounts of beautiful women who never tweet and only have a link for x-rated websites. I must be really sexy.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

Do you ever start watching a show and then feel like you have to finish it even though it doesn't seem to be getting any better?

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Do you consider yourself to be an FPL expert?

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

Best thing I've watched in a while. Highly recommend.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

Unpopular opinion: I like price changes as they work currently. Yes, a pain at times but it forces people to make decisions about going early or late. I think it's an interesting part of the game and a key part of doing well is understanding and taking (or not) risks at times

Rakkhi Joy

@rakkhis

9 months

This is the problem of waiting in #fpl Salah down 0.1 Son down Bowen up Richarlson up

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

I'll take it myself.

RMA_Thierros

@RMA_Thierros

9 months

If you have 1 shot to score 1 goal to save your life. Which one are you picking?

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Remember your team is your own, and there are no right or wrong moves. Other people may make choices you disagree with, and that's ok. They may have different goals or reasons for playing, or choosing certain players. Be kind. 😂♥️

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Apparently a lot of people's seasons are over already. That's good for me if you all give up. Might actually move up the ranks for once.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

10 months

I think I'm 🔒 for gw16. 1ft chukwuemeka to Palmer. Salah 🧢 1.6m 🏦

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

10 months

I think my problem is that I'm always trying to be too clever with my transfers. So I end up being stupid.😂

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

10 months

💪💪💪💪

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Well what idiot thought it would be a good idea to captain Bowen? That's what I'd like to know. 😭😭😭😉😂

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

So last week I was on holiday. Didn't really take fpl seriously and got 104 points. This week I hate FPL again!

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

8 months

Yay! Dunno what I do this week though. 2 ft 7.6m🏦. Probably get kdb like everyone else?

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

@FPL_Bateman Afcon was supposed to be but it's monsoon season in the summer in the ivory coast so they moved it

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

10 months

I also have useless in mine so...

@FPLPriceChanges

10 months

If you have ‘FPL’ in your username you should really know how price changes work. Just my opinion 🤷‍♂️

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Important update! My other profile pictures looked too boring / sexy. So I've changed again. Thoughts? 😂😂😂😂

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

10 months

Content creators next week: I'm selling Haaland to Watkins.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

I understand the anger and disappointment when refs get things wrong. But I actually feel sorry for them. Who'd be a referee? The backlash and vitriol they get for making a single mistake is huge. I couldn't do it

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Hi all. Made a youtube video of comments from here... Check it out if you like... If you enjoy then a repost would be appreciated. 😄 @insomniacnir @ChatStop11 @FplPartha @StealthFpl @PaulDunleavy9 @Badwolf_7 @livermorej92 @OrangeMentosSzn 👇

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@FplUseless

1 year

If Jackson bangs in a hat trick, what you doing?

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Is the whole of X doing chilwell to botman and Jackson to alverez. You lot are so boring! I'm bringing in (checks notes) trippier and alverez.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Gw7 team 🔒 After all the interesting punt talk, bottled it and brought in boring Morris. Boring Haaland 🧢 2m itb ithink. Yawn Although everton Def! WC likely gw8😱😬

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

A short video with my gw9 NO HAALAND team selection. Releasing early as probably won't be around for deadline. (Song is awesome but does have swearing) 👇

NO HAALAND fpl gw9 team selection 🤬🤬🤬🤬#fpl

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Can you let me know in advance who the most popular transfer in will be, please? Just so I don't get him.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

Should I suggest kudus next, or is it time to stop trolling? 😅🤣

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

Already had this debate. Mitoma Hwang Kudus In that order.

FPL DUNKS

@FplDunks

9 months

Who are the best salah and son replacements? Bowen is locked in

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

🚨posting for clout!🚨 😂😂😂 Wildcard. Not final, but close. Considering a few other players. Also keeping an eye on price moves.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Hear me out.....

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

10 months

To everyone who transferred out Haaland... I did it before it was cool.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

Can see this being one of those weeks where I get loads of points but still get a red arrow

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

My wife just said to me: I've got bread and bleach, so we can make sandwiches. Should I be worried?

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

It's amazing how many people went for walks with their 2 year old daughters today. I sat on my arse and watched TV instead.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

My dad took a minus 8 to get Haaland in this week! 🤣

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

My son said to me earlier: "Daddy, when I die I want to be boiled!" He meant cremated, but he thought that they put you in a witches cauldron and boiled your body in it. Bit random.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Well the porn bots once again love my tweets. Just a shame no-one else does.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

The Beckham documentary is so good. Really enjoying it. But the mental health part really struck a chord. It wasn't really a thing then. Can't imagine how hard it was to deal with in the aftermath of the 98 world cup.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

I really enjoy this game. Right up until the point the games kick off. Then it's all downhill. 😭😭😭😭😭

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Insult my child all you want. But don't you dare tell me darwin Nunez is a bad captain!

FPL Hard Truths (Evan)

@fplhardtruths

1 year

Some people are so overly protective about their FPL players that you’d think that you calling a certain pick ‘bad’ or ‘poor’ is insulting their child. 🤣

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

@LiveFPLnet @LetsTalk_FPL Haha ain't noone copying my pile of crap.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

10 months

My score this week looks good so far. But it's almost all Salah🧢 points. Strangely, if Haaland doesn't play, I think I'm in trouble.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Oh, also near 1000 followers. Nice. Big numbers good, right? Though I'm pretty sure most if you are porn bots! 🤣🤣🤣

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

What witchcraft is this? Just checked the score and JACKSON HAS SCORED A HAT TRICK?

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Anyone else feel too old for twitter?

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Trippier broke the curse btw. 💪💪💪💪💪

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

@FPLMate Haaland price makes sense. Thought they would make him too cheap again.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

10 months

I don't really want to sell either of Bowen or Watkins but perhaps it's sensible to get rid of both. Hmm. 🤔

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Do people really have "dilemmas" About FPL? You know it's a game, right? 😂

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

10 months

Should I buy Watkins, or roll?

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

That felt great. Why have I been avoiding running so much? 6 weeks off so only 3k slow and steady.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

10 months

Further than planned but felt fine. So adjusted pace and kept going.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

10 months

Type the word movie and the year you were 10 into the gif search and post what you find here.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

10 months

What's the first game you ever played?

Skip

@thelovelyskip

10 months

What’s the first game you ever played

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

@TrophyFpl Just transfer him out for mitoma and captain him instead

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

Setting the team early in case I'm too lazy to get up at 11.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Feeling a bit down today.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Hi all who contributed to the below discussion. I used some of this as a jumping off point for a video if anyone is interested? @FPLHints @FPLGOAT7 @FantasyFootyFun @FPL_Runpharm @debatingfutbol @FPL_White @olafrecords @FPL_teams @fpl_teebird @1LoveFPL

FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Do you consider yourself to be an FPL expert?

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Gw1: Trippier is overpriced and a terrible pick. Gw8 wildcard: Trippier essential!

GarnachoTime

@garnacho_time

1 year

Explain this in football terms

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Here's my GW4 team. Might be a little surpise pick (or maybe not). GW4 team selection (SURPRISE?) (23/24) via @YouTube

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

Short video on Afcon 2023, icluding fixture dates and players likely to be involved.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

I'm special.🤩🤩🤩🤩

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

At this rate we'll be using the "for Haaland" money to bring Salah back soon! 🤨

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

Very very bad idea. But only because I currently have the armband on him and my captain choices have been bloody awful so far.

Fella

@FPLFella

11 months

Trying this on for size. People that know me know I tend not to own West Ham players let alone captain one. What do we think?

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

9 months

Is gross template, now? 😂 Sure nobody was talking about him a few weeks ago, when I started thinking about him.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Did wildcard last night. Checked team value. Exactly 100 million. Let's start again and forget the season so far.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

11 months

Haaland. In or out?

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@FplUseless

1 year

No Gerrard. 👀

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

@FplCarib @abdul_gafaka @lfc_duvoir @AlfonsoDavidso3 @FPLBroccoli @RouletteFF @OrangeMentosSzn @FPLThorpey @FPLDonnyK @TheFunksterFaz @fpl_phenom @FPLStudent @FPL_Doc_taa @Carls0409 @barbinho9 @mikabrandon0ng @fplbigbear @CanadaGaz @RobertoHollis9 @FPL__Courtney @AndyChatsFPL

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Wtf does low block mean anyway? 😂😂😂😉

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

1 year

Thanks to everyone for cheering me up today. Feeling a lot better now, thanks to you lovely people.

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FPL Useless

@FplUseless

10 months

No-one: The world's end.

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