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Foobazzler 🇺🇦

@Foobazzler

2 years

After 5 weeks of vacationing and disconnecting myself from crypto, it is truly amazing how utterly irrelevant crypto is in every day life and how little it matters to most people. Yes we’re early, but also we are clearly caught up in a tiny niche bubble that no one cares about.

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unusual_whales

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BREAKING: FDA has approved the first human trial for Elon Musk's brain chip company Neuralink

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3 years

I guess Solana maxis were right in comparing Solana to Facebook

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3 years

Pretty amazing how irrelevant Polkadot has been thus far We were promised it would be Ethereum's boogeyman

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@Foobazzler

3 years

$LINK is the gift that keeps on giving When Eth moons it stagnates. When BTC moons it stagnates. When alts moon it stagnates. When large caps moon it stagnates. When small caps moon it stagnates. When non-Eth chains moon it stagnates. When any of the above dumps, it dumps.

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3 years

Eth Defi right now

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3 years

Bitcoin-->Ethereum-->DeFi-->NFTs-->??? What's next?

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2 years

When it's working, it's Solana When it's not working, it's Mainnet Beta

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Jim Cramer being described as the "BitBoy of TradFi" is one of the most savage insults i've ever heard

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@Foobazzler

3 years

The year is 2047. Bitcoin has been relegated to a small niche of die hard libertarian alt-right goldbugs. Ethereum has the become the global settlement layer and Internet of Value. Cardano still hasn't launched smart contracts.

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@Foobazzler

3 years

My god

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Can we please stop forming cults of personalities around notable figures in this space Crypto is supposed to be about decentralization, not worshipping influencers with huge bags

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2 years

Bankless is the Pomp of the Ethereum ecosystem Just full of awful cringe We need more podcasts that aren’t either VC propaganda outlets or filled with cringe

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Cardano may actually experience 3 entire bear cycles without having launched smart contracts

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@Foobazzler

2 years

After 5 years of being in crypto non-stop every single day, I'm burnt out and need a long break. I'll be traveling the world the next few weeks and will completely disconnect from Twitter and Discord, starting today. It's been a good run, I'll see you all in a few.

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Has Cardano launched smart contracts yet? Asking for a friend.

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Foobazzler 🇺🇦

@Foobazzler

3 years

The days of $LINK getting constantly cucked by Bitcoin are rapidly coming to an end

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@Foobazzler

3 years

“Ethereum is abandoning its users” was the local bottom

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Can't wait for more Multicoin Capital gaslighting about how Wormhole being hacked for a quarter of a billion dollars is actually insanely bullish for the Solana ecosystem

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Foobazzler 🇺🇦

@Foobazzler

3 years

Hear me out A fork of Solana but with a fair distribution based on a snapshot of Ethereum

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@Foobazzler

3 years

$LINK's rise to a trillion dollar marketcap is inevitable and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Want to make it in crypto? Survive. Survive through multiple market cycles, narratives, black swans, personal struggles, etc. Assuming you're still in the game, years of this will give you enough expertise to have substantial knowledge asymmetry over new entrants.

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3 years

it seems that the wronger PlanB is about S2F, the more his feed turns into a covid denialism and anti vaxx propaganda account

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jack

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3 years

You don’t own “web3.” The VCs and their LPs do. It will never escape their incentives. It’s ultimately a centralized entity with a different label. Know what you’re getting into…

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2 years

Remember that @KyleSamani said that $SOL would flippen $ETH by the end of this year. Just making sure we all hold him accountable for his predictions, wrong or right.

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Foobazzler 🇺🇦

@Foobazzler

3 years

Ethereum doing a casual ~100x more fees than Bitcoin

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Foobazzler 🇺🇦

@Foobazzler

6 months

Here's a crypto cheat sheet for newbies who want to catch up on the past 2 cycles:

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Foobazzler 🇺🇦

@Foobazzler

3 years

Life goals: accumulate 1 whole $ETH to have generational wealth

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@Foobazzler

3 years

$ETH generating 100x fees vs. BTC

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Cardano finally launching smart contracts is probably the worst thing that can happen for the price of Ada When it happens, "future potential" becomes current reality and the community will realize how difficult it is to bootstrap network effects

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Reminder that this is one of Cardano's first NFTs

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Narrator: none of this happened.

Charles Hoskinson

@IOHK_Charles

4 years

This time next year I predict there will be hundreds of assets running on Cardano, thousands of DApps, tons of interesting projects and lots of unique use and utility. 2021 is going to be so much fun watching Cardano grow and evolve. The community is definitely ready to innovate

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1 year

Bill Maher just recorded a whole segment where he shat on crypto and NFTs for 30 minutes straight We are so back

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Foobazzler 🇺🇦

@Foobazzler

3 years

Co-founder of Solana If you’re wondering why the community is toxic, keep in mind that this toxicity is often set from the top

Ledger 🇺🇸

@ledgerstatus

3 years

@rajgokal What lengths would he go to if ratio’d twice?

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@Foobazzler

2 years

Early Uber investor forgets that ride sharing startups flagrantly violated regulations when they launched by not registering as taxi services and buying medallions like they should have

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@Jason

2 years

This video is very well done and fair @GaryGensler — as is the action against anyone offering unregistered securities Crypto firms were given far too much trust & leeway — and far too many failed. Crypto needs to play by the rules and rebuild trust — or go away

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Foobazzler 🇺🇦

@Foobazzler

3 years

Short $3AC Long $ETH

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@Foobazzler

1 year

Why you should be giga bullish right now in one image

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Remember when Vlad sold all his $ETH at $10, and then for years insisted that $ETH would never need to be valuable for Ethereum to function and that $ETH would never be money?

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@Foobazzler

1 year

Raoul: 1) Said Luna was basically risk free 2) Was levered long Eth at the tippy top 3) Subsequently said he never uses leverage 4) Doesn't know how to use Metamask or DeFi 5) Thinks Ledger is best in class security and that nodes are crypto wallets Do not listen to this man.

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@Foobazzler

3 years

At this rate I'm not sure if I'll ever end up selling my $ETH for actual fiat. It's just going to end up becoming seed money for new investments within the Ethereum ecosystem or liquidity for yield farming opportunities.

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@Foobazzler

3 years

All it took was maxi @jack leaving and suddenly Twitter is fully onboard the Ethereum innovation train

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3 years

BREAKING: Twitter adds Ethereum wallet to its tipping feature - @CoinDesk

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Silicon Valley is angry because it wanted to steal Wall St's business. Instead, both are getting cucked by crypto.

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Ada is at a 92 billion dollar marketcap and it literally does nothing. Makes me really bullish on punks.

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Foobazzler 🇺🇦

@Foobazzler

1 year

I fail to understand Punks who defend Yuga or BAYC No, Yuga doesn't own Punks No, we aren't fam just because Yuga bought the IP Punks represent the opposite of everything that Yuga stands for

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3 years

punks now down -40% from ATH, other NFTs continue to crater and drop in volume We finally have the NFT winter we were waiting for.

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@Foobazzler

3 years

if you're ever feeling useless, just remember that the US took four presidents, twenty years, and trillions of dollars to replace the taliban with the taliban

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Out of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most

smolting (wassie, verse)

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2 years

Dear BAYC community: Respect your ancestors.

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Ethereum survived: TheDao ("they're rolling back the chain") Bitcoiners ("muh centralized premine") Arthur Hayes ("double digit shitcoin") CZ ("hurr durr ethereans will soon be poor") SBF+Multicoin Capital ("nEgAtIvE nEtWoRk eFfeCts") 1559 ("miners will rebel!") Built different

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@Foobazzler

2 years

how it started how it's going

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@Foobazzler

1 year

Why does every motherfucking artist turn into confucious as soon as he/she gets just a little bit famous

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@Foobazzler

3 years

@sassal0x @VitalikButerin Chadtalik Buterin

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3 years

fixed it for you

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Mark my words, the days of VCs creating bullshit narratives so that retail becomes their 100x exit liquidity won’t last forever. People are going to wise up and DeFi is going to change the game to their detriment.

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Foobazzler 🇺🇦

@Foobazzler

6 months

You know the Solana community is retarded But you are severely underestimating just how utterly retarded the community truly is

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Somebody give this man a Nobel prize

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Foobazzler 🇺🇦

@Foobazzler

3 years

Guys I have a problem I am addicted to historical NFTs It's literally a landgrab right now Get cheap OGs before the market wakes up and prices you out forever

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Foobazzler 🇺🇦

@Foobazzler

3 years

All of DeFi is just a distraction designed to rob you of your ETH

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Foobazzler 🇺🇦

@Foobazzler

3 years

I now know what happens when maxi cope reaches previously unseen levels

I’m your Hodlberry

@hodlberry

3 years

In which I propose we 51% attack every other non Bitcoin blockchain.

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@Foobazzler

3 years

I am rapidly deploying my entire net worth into historical NFT collections that will likely 1000x within 5 years You are eking out a pittance rotating from one overly hyped collection to the next, like a human centipede. You and I are not the same.

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Foobazzler 🇺🇦

@Foobazzler

1 year

If I see another cringe tweet about ignoring price and focusing on building during the bear I'm going to fucking lose it

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@Foobazzler

3 years

It looks like today is the day that 3AC went too far and crossed the Rubicon with its disingenuous gaslighting. Torching your reputation for a trade: sometimes the risk just isn't worth it.

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@Foobazzler

1 year

If I see another cringe tweet about ignoring price and focusing on building during the bear I'm going to fucking lose it

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Anyone still on CryptoReddit? What's it like? The impression is that it's a bunch of people stuck in 2017

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@Foobazzler

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@GKeeto i hold link because i know the moment i sell it, it will moon so i selfishly hold it forever and suppress the price for everyone because i can't stand losing out

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@Foobazzler

3 years

I can't stand Jordan Peterson. He just sounds like an old man rambling about random topics. Any time I accidentally watch one of his videos, I feel like I've learned nothing. It's the philosophical equivalent of watching TA videos.

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@Foobazzler

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This is what 3AC has devolved into

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@Foobazzler

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This dump wouldn't have happened if we were all using Haskell

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Few people realize this, but the flippening is crucial for the long term health of the market. Right now the market follows Bitcoin and Bitcoin requires hundreds of millions of dollars in inflows every week just to stay flat due to the constant miner sell pressure caused by PoW

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@Foobazzler

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40% of US dollars in existence were printed this year yet Bitcoin's price is basically right where it was at nearly 1 year ago. Amazing inflation hedge.

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@Foobazzler

3 years

"I'm anti-establishment--don't use Ethereum!" -The Establishment

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@rahilla @farokh @samkazemian @TheSmarmyBum @ethereum I’m not anti ETH. I’m anti-centralized, VC-owned, single point of failure, and corporate controlled lies. If your goal is anti establishment, I promise you it isn’t ethereum. Don’t believe or trust me! Just look at the fundamentals.

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@Foobazzler

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Gaslighting 101

The Block

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Solana Labs CEO: It ‘doesn’t really matter’ if the network goes down again @Timccopeland chats with @aeyakovenko

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Demand for blockspace is infinite. That means that even fast chains like Solana will eventually get congested and have high fees, requiring L2s. If we need L2s anyway, why not just stick with Eth? Discuss.

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@Foobazzler

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5 years from now people buying up vintage NFTs are going to be viewed in the same lens as the people who were buying Bitcoin in 2011 They were ignored, laughed at ridiculed, but once the market caught on, things went from 0 to 1 very quickly

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@Foobazzler

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Hear me out. What if we just re-define PoS as a type of PoW because, after all, some work is being done?

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@Foobazzler

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I just received $500M in funding from a16z to start my own historical NFT fund! We're going to start off by buying up these historical grails: 1) Dooggies 2) Etherlings 3) Punk Voxels 4) Terra Nullius 5) CryptoSkullz And many more pre-Moonbirds and pre-MAYC grails!

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Wow Eth is nearly at 50% of BTC's marketcap! 👀

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@Foobazzler

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Bitcoin is such a great hedge against inflation that when the supply of USD increased by 40 percent the price of Bitcoin halved You’ve all been duped by stories and narratives

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@Foobazzler

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Fun fact: I faded Autoglyphs in 2020 because I thought they looked bland and ugly Also fun fact: I faded Squiggles in 2021 because I thought they looked basic and too simple I'll let you guys know what gen art I fade next so you can all become millionaires

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@Foobazzler

3 years

What real leadership looks like

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@sassal0x Vitalik said it well

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@Foobazzler

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You think maxi cope is bad now, anon? Wait till Ethereum surpasses BTC marketcap forever. The cope will be a once in a life time event.

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@Foobazzler

3 years

$35. But the 4th industrial revolution won't stop at $100. Nor will it stop at $1000.

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@Foobazzler

3 years

Shill me on Toadz. Seriously considering buying one and I love pixel art.

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@Foobazzler

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Not sure about you guys but not feeling particularly euphoric during this bull Feel like this bull just isn't for me, all of the crap pumping is stuff I have zero interest in and see no value in No new 0-to-1 innovations like DeFi, NFTs, programmable money

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@Foobazzler

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YFI is the Japan of DeFi Tokens

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If Yuga dies, human civilization will collapse Every single organism, from the largest sperm whale to the tiniest unicellular bacteria, will instantly disintegrate The universe will implode and time will stop Reality will cease to exist

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3 years

A story in 3 tweets:

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Biden could nuke my entire net worth and I still wouldn't vote for an authoritarian wannabe who started a failed insurrection

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Genuine question, is there anyone in crypto who is still planning on voting for Biden? If so, why? Genuinely curious. Because it’s very clear at this point Biden admin will continue to do everything in their power to kill crypto.

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The multi cuck thesis: The more VC chains try to cuck each other by gaslighting retail and competing for mercenary capital, the more Ethereum’s special schelling point status is reinforced as the first, best, most secure SC chain with the most network effects and lindy.

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It's happening. Punks are going to become the disney characters of the internet:

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“Why are they confessing?” “They’re not confessing—they’re bragging”

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Oh you know, just a bunch of billionaire capital allocators joking about pump dumping #Solana . Nah.

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remember Punks Comic?

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A story in 4 pics

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I chuckle at the people fervently engaged in Eth vs. BTC debates, as if it were still 2017, as if the anti-Eth arguments weren't tired and debunked, as if Ethereum hadn't already won this game.

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