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@Flailmorpho_

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She/It, Hypnodomme, Writer, Plural, Ancom ๐Ÿ”ž 28 @Flailmorpho on discord ๐Ÿ’œ: @teafterdarkcoal banner @skutchdraws pfp @boopiedoopp

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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
1 year
"if you don't like elon musk why do you use his platform" I was here first???
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
4 years
Aliens invade: "EARTHLINGS, WE HAVE KILLED YOUR LEADERS, DESTROYED YOUR ECONOMY, AND ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR GOVERNMENT" Humans: "oh thank fucking god" Aliens: "wait what?"
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
4 years
"Combat wheelchairs are unrealistic" my guy this is a game where you can literally get so angry that you become partially immune to swords
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
honestly a real big reason I love queer as a term is that way too many people treat LGBTQIA as mutually exclusive little boxes that have no overlap and as if they should have no interaction
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
6 years
hot take but dunking on the looks and physical attributes of shitty people is a bad tactic and hurts people that are on your side by making them feel self conscious about their own body
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
5 years
okay but hear me out robot dragon who's scales work like this
@UniverCurious
Universal Curiosity
5 years
Future-Car Concept
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
An anti-sex work argument I've stewed on for a while is that sex work is the "only job that leaves you feeling violated and with PTSD" I used to be a dishwasher and it left me in crippling pain and with an intense fear of ever being forced to work a corporate job ever again
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
2 years
@OrdinaryGamers politics aren't an honorable battlefield right wing ideas prey on fear and emotion and are actively harmful to minorities right wing ideas should always be gated from ever getting a chance to influence people
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
1 year
@ssundeefantweet this vid fucking rules actually I need more men to be like jocat
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
6 years
How to spot a bottom: -Says "Heck" -Keysmashing -Cutesy fursona -Gets flustered when you become even slightly flirty -Shy -Uses lots of emoji
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@Flailmorpho_
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5 years
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 months
@jessiegender I'm starting to think that once you reach a billion dollars your brain falls out
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
dear young/exclusionist queer people, please fucking realize that you're being manipulated by the right wing into attacking other queer people no, other queer folks aren't trying to "steal everything" from lesbians no you're not being attacked by other queer folk
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
5 years
Kojima's writing sways between "Here's a villain named skullface who made a virus that kills you for speaking english" to "Capitalism when applied to warfare causes constant pain and suffering" to "She has a parasite that makes her have to dress like sexy lady at all times"
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
I have never once heard an actual argument for crypto being in games that wasn't something that you could, you know, do without crypto
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
2 years
Somnophilia where the top is the one asleep and is railing the bottom on pure bodily instinct
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
5 years
"if biology is maleable can you change your age?" is a question I've gotten from three transphobes who don't seem to realize that EVERYONE'S AGE IS CONSTANTLY CHANGING
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
2 years
@BrndnStrssng "his mission" like he's some kinda prophet
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
5 years
hearing @ProZD say "I have no blood, so I'm taking yours" is the most metal thing I've ever heard him say
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
the worst thing capitalism ever did to the queer community is making us think of it as separate factions instead of a group of folks banding together to support eachother against the oppressive cishet government
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
5 years
@GamerTakes tbh cis straight men shouldn't play games
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
2 years
"rich people are good with money" Elon musk impulse bought a website for 44 billion dollars because of a rumor where a trans woman was fucking his ex wife
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
4 years
Draw one person wearing "Be gay do crimes" on a shirt, and next to them is their lover wearing a shirt that just says "Crimes"
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
southerners saying "sweet jesus" implies the existance of umami jesus, spicy jesus, sour jesus, bitter jesus, and salty jesus
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
do christians not realize how fucking sexy demons are
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
@thehill Hey remind me what the message of jurassic park is again
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
1 year
yall should be immediately suspicious of any policy or moderation that tries to vastly hide NSFW across a platform "in the name of protecting kids" because -It's almost always actually to appease corporate interests who hate sex -it almost always paints queer people as NSFW
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
1 year
@CloudCuckooCoun writers room with zero autistic or trans people: "So autistic and trans people wouldn't get along right?"
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
5 years
@iatemuggles @b0undarybreaker Why is there no railing or sign tho
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
4 years
Also it takes 6 seconds to hit a guy with a sword
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
That job was so intensely miserable that it fucking broke me, I would cry and limp around the restaurant and I would get so much shit for sitting even when I had the rare moment I could wait for more dishes to happen It wad gross and my body got calluses and scabs from it
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
7 years
@DailyMail I've flown next to a lady who took 5 pizza boxes on board and she didn't get questioned once, jetblue is just plain racist
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
6 years
@nightquaker @ELahti @pcgamer "me being unable to say the N word in a video game is harmful to society"
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
I *was* violated and traumatized by that job, intensely so I'd take my sex work job over that any day of the week
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
I slipped on wet floors, burned myself on hot water, and I was always unable to even walk by the end of my shift And I got paid $10/hr for it It was truly the most miserable point in my entire life
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
Now? I have a creatively fulfilling and immensely fun job where I get to set my own terms and give myself breaks if I need one Being a sex worker is truly my favorite job, and that includes my twitch and erotica work
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
Occasionally you get ex-sex worker swerfs who are super intensely into banning sex work because they personally hated their job, but, like. If I like my job, why should I have to quit just because you hated it
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
Gotta love how america's version of freedom is just giving fucking everyone Main Character Syndrome and telling them they never have to give a shit about their fellow human beings
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
4 years
"Without landlords, who would own apartments hmm?" The people living there, collectively, this is not a hard question to ask
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
actually there's a lot of worse things but you know what I mean
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
"It pronouns are dehumanizing" Not everyone wants to be human
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
6 years
@nightquaker @ELahti @pcgamer "Please pretend me being upset about not being able to be racist in a video game has some degree of nuance to it"
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
"but capitalism is" the world is dying the rich are fucking killing everyone on earth all to get some more money no matter how much you like capitalism it's still destroying the entire fucking world in the pursuit of profit
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
They always just fucking loathed all of their clients too and treat it like the worst thing ever like, friend you just were in a job that wasn't for you I get that you got hurt but you don't see me calling for an end to professional dishwashing
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
Stop fucking attacking queer people over their identities being something you're not used to, or their identities not making sense to cishets. I know things seem weird and hard to understand, but yall are still using the cishet mindset you were indoctrinated into
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
it has been only 6 years since gay marriage was even made fully legal in the USA we are still under large scale attack from the right wing, they try to kill us, shame us, throw us out into the streets and abandon us. They do everything they can to alienate us from society
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
7 months
@halomancer1 I'm starting to think people just say "reddit" when they see something they dislike
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
trans cat girls: "hehe, wouldn't it be cute and sexy if I pretended to be a kitty? meow meow hehe" trans dog girls: "I am literally a dog, I might look like a person but no, I'm a dog, I am an actual dog"
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
Person: "I love your writing" Me internally: "please give me an exact, detailed breakdown as to why because I have trouble processing a compliment unless I full understand where it's coming from" Me externally: "oh?"
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
every queer kid really should be taught the golden rule of "If a sexuality/gender doesn't make sense to you, then you should accept it anyway" because this shit is getting really tiresome
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
2 years
Leftists: prison labor is slavery US law: prison labor is slavery Ethics committees: prison labor is slavery Prisoners: prison labor is slavery Americans: "it's insulting to call it slavery!!!"
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
2 years
@FanbyteMedia Just... Write... Diverse characters You don't need to rank and score them
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
5 years
"hey you little cumbrain why don't you come sit on your knees and worship like a good girl?"
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
4 years
The reason "politics is getting polarizing" is because we're all being shown the failures of capitalism and authority and the only possible responses are to accept the horrors of the world or violently lie to yourself to make life seem easier
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
4 years
@inthewry @williamrblack this guy has a 1/2 in his address he was born to be a bit weird
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
2 years
"communism is when no food" *Looks over at the millions of starving people under capitalism* "No no, you see, those people with no food deserve it"
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
5 years
Doomguy says trans rights, Geralt says trans rights, DK says trans rights, Snake says trans rights, Wesker says trans rights
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
@Kotaku why must capitalism ruin everything I enjoy
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
1 year
people in marketing are like "when an ad happens during a video you like, you begin to like the product by association" no it fucking doesn't, it annoys the shit out of me and makes me never want to buy your product again
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
5 years
the idea of sex work being bad because "you wouldn't consent if you weren't getting money" is so ridiculous that's how a *job* works are you telling me you would stand up at a restaurant flipping paddies in a cramped hot kitchen all day just for fun???
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
4 years
@topntran landlords are more like tapeworms tbh
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
"you're telling me an egg fried this rice?" *cuts to the chef* "I wish I was trans, that way I could be a girl"
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
4 years
@YouTubeGaming Diversity, women, politics
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
also if your argument is "we should ban sex work because of human trafficking" then you'd better have the same opinion about farms
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
5 years
congrats weird reactionaries I have a new term to call subs
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
literally like every argument people have against sex work is just a problem capitalism creates
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
4 years
Even if you don't like rioting, RIOTING GETS RESULTS Seriously, it's probably one of the most effective ways to get your demands heard, because otherwise those in charge will just ignore you since they don't have a good reason to listen Rioting is a good reason to listen
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
4 years
apparently the "small" dick option in cyberpunk is still above average so it's good to know that CDProjekt Red are massive cowards
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
1 year
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
5 years
tonight you have sex with the last thing you killed/defeated in a video game how does the sex go
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
4 years
Americans: "if there is tyrrany, I will bring my arms and fight them" Tyrrany: *happens* Americans: "m-maybe we can vote this out?"
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
3 years
"So people should just get housing for free?" Yeah
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
2 years
I love how puppyplay subs are literally just dogs like they're not people anymore, they're puppies that happen to be able to speak english
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@Flailmorpho_
ALCA ๐Ÿ”ž Demon Goddess of Lust
1 year
@shaun_vids "you deserve love" "WOW, EDGELORD MUCH?!?"
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