So excited to say that I’ve signed a contract with
@LivUniPress
for my first book, “The British Nuclear Test Veteran”, which will use oral history narratives to document the history of the ntv community in the UK. 🎉📚
Six months ago today I brought home a skinny, sickly tuxedo to foster. Now he’s mine and I’m his and he causes absolute chaos. Wouldn’t have it any other way ❤️
Things I’ve had to say to Reg so far this morning:
- that curry is not for you
- get out of the washing machine
- get off of the washing machine
- don’t lick the toolbox
- that one is your destruction shoe
- seriously, stop licking the toolbox
It’s half past eight.
2020 has peaked with me emailing my therapist Gavin asking for a session and then accidentally sending the email to Gavin Williamson MP and Secretary of State for Education
Special mention this morning goes to the guy in a van who shouted “cheer up, love, it might never happen” at me when we are quite literally in the middle of a pandemic.
“Your Honour my client is innocent, no jury would convict.”
Sir your client has eaten half of the jury and is attempting to bap the other half off of the nearest high surface.
Apologies for the radio silence, I’ve been dealing with some very difficult personal news. Reg is all good, currently snuggled in his drawer bed in the utility room like a little gremlin.
Lots of people telling me to get Reg more toys to keep him occupied. He has them. So many. He chooses crime over toys every moment of every day and I love him for it.
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Do any journalists want to write a piece about Reg, his destruction and the amazing work Cats Protection does? I can provide photos of the tiny crime lord 🙏