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FC Mobile | RAID Shadow Legends | UFC Mobile | Car guy - - - travis @finallyhesleeps .com

probably on a toilet, USA
Joined January 2011
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@FinallyHeSleeps
Travis Bone
8 years
I'm just a boy... Standing in front of a girl... Her: "Move."
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2 years
GIVEAWAYS RETURN! LaLiga choice on Twitter! Ligue 1 choice on TWITCH! To Enter the TOTS Vinicius Jr / Courtois giveaway: - follow me - follow @EAFIFAMOBILE - RT / Like this Tweet Winner will be drawn June 7th at reset from this tweet's RTs on Twitch during the Ligue 1 giveaway
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ULTIMATE TOTS GIVEAWAY! To Enter: - follow me - follow @EAFIFAMOBILE - RT / Like this Tweet - Be present on Twitch June 21, 30min before reset Winner will be drawn via Wheel of Heart Attacks live on Twitch! Winner MUST have RT, like & followed via this tweet prior to drawing!
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8 years
Checks and Balances? Those are sooo 2016.
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NAT HEROES GIVEAWAY! Thank @EAFIFAMOBILE for sponsoring! Winner's Choice! (including a *SUPER RARE* Neymar!) TO ENTER ON TWITTER: - Follow @FinallyHeSleeps & @EAFIFAMOBILE - Like / RT - Comment your Player choice Winner chosen Sept 19 Follow to catch it!
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13 years
I want to know what horrific ideas were rejected before they decided "Vagisil" was the best possible brand name.
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2 years
TWO GIVEAWAYS THIS WEEK! Community 97 Lloris or 98 Suarez on Twitter! Mystery EPL TOTS choice on TWITCH! To Enter the TOTS Lloris/Suarez giveaway: - follow me - follow @EAFIFAMOBILE - RT / Like this Tweet Winner will be drawn May 13th at reset from this tweet's RTs on Twitch
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TWO GIVEAWAYS THIS WEEK! Exclusive Art 94 Benzema GIVEAWAY on Twitch Exclusive Art 93 Ramos GIVEAWAY here on Twitter To Enter the 93 OVR Ramos Giveaway: - follow me - follow @EAFIFAMOBILE - RT / Like this Tweet Winner will be drawn May 3rd at reset from this tweet's RTs.
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RETRO STARS GIVEAWAY! Sponsored by @EAFIFAMOBILE Winner's Choice! (exclusive Giveaways versions!) TO ENTER ON TWITTER: - Follow @FinallyHeSleeps & @EAFIFAMOBILE - Like / RT - Comment your Player choice Winner chosen Oct 6 at reset Follow to catch it!
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EVENT ICON GIVEAWAY! Thank you to @EAFIFAMOBILE for making this possible! Your choice of Event Icon (as shown), delivered via Content Update, unranked To Enter: - follow @FinallyHeSleeps and @EAFIFAMOBILE - Retweet this tweet - Like this tweet - Reply w/your choice #fifamobile
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TWO GIVEAWAYS THIS WEEK! Exclusive Art Coutinho GIVEAWAY on Twitch Exclusive Art Martial GIVEAWAY here on Twitter To Enter the 93 OVR Martial Giveaway: - follow me - follow @EAFIFAMOBILE - RT / Like this Tweet Winner will be drawn April 19th at reset from this tweet's RTs.
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SCREAM TEAM EXCLUSIVE ART PLAYER GIVEAWAY! Winner's Choice: 102 Mitrovic / RW Mbappe - follow me - follow @EAFIFAMOBILE - RT / Like this Tweet Winner picked by the Wheel of Heart Attacks live at Oct 25 near reset - must be present to get on the wheel!
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13 years
The only thing sexier than a girl wearing glasses is a girl wearing only glasses.
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3 years
GIVEAWAY! Huge thanks to @EAFIFAMOBILE for sponsoring! Winner's Choice of RIVALRIES Player! TO ENTER: • Follow @FinallyHeSleeps and @EAFIFAMOBILE • Like / RT • Comment your choice Winner chosen on Twitch on Aug 30. Follow at to catch the drawing.
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9 years
Her: Him: Her: Him: Her: Him: Her: Him: this is nice. Her: Him: Her: Coroner: Sir? Him: sorry. got lost in the silence. yes that's my wife.
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FIFA MOBILE GIVEAWAY! Winner's choice of: -113 Hero Lucio -112 TOTS Bellingham -112 What If Di Maria Tue May 23 at reset Must be present to get your name on the wheel - follow here & @EAFIFAMOBILE (thank you!!) - RT & Like - who would you choose?
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HALL OF LEGENDS GIVEAWAY! Wed July 5 at reset, we'll be giving away a 115 Hall of Legends Icon live on Twitch! - RT and LIKE this tweet - Follow me and @EAFIFAMOBILE (THANK YOU EA!) - Choice of 115 Ferdinand, Butragueno or Kohler - Follow at
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13 years
I just texted my boss "Fuck you, suck my cock and shove this job up your ass!" but it autocorrected to "I'll be in a little late tomorrow".
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WORLD CUP GIVEAWAY Big thank you to @EAFIFAMOBILE for sponsoring! Drawing will be Dec 14 on Twitch 2hrs after reset! • Like & R/T • Follow @FinallyHeSleeps and @EAFIFAMOBILE • Comment your player choice & which nation you think is going to win!
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9 years
Me: "Don't piss me off, I can rip a phone book in half." 10yo: "A phone what?"
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14 years
When people hear "Huge Nipples", do they think that includes the areola or just the nipple itself? I'm helpin my mom w/her facebook profile.
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13 years
Overweight is not a handicap. It's poor decision making. Rewarding it w/a parking pass is like giving a heroin addict spoons for Christmas.
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2 years
TREASURE HUNT GIVEAWAY! To Enter: - follow me - follow @EAFIFAMOBILE - Sub at - RT / Like this Tweet Winner will be drawn from this tweet Friday July 8th at reset on Twitch. Do not have to be present to win. Above requirements will be verified at win
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SUMMER CELEBRATION GIVEAWAY TODAY! - follow me - follow @EAFIFAMOBILE - RT / Like this Tweet - Be present today (Aug 24) near reset Winner will be drawn via Wheel of Heart Attacks live
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2 years
UTOTY GIVEAWAY! Last chance to win an exclusive UTOTY 112 Messi, Mbappe or Haaland! Wednesday March 22 at 20:00 UTC (1 hour after daily reset) Live on - Like & RT - Follow me and @EAFIFAMOBILE Must be present on stream to get your name on the wheel!
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WORLD CUP PLAYER GIVEAWAY! Big thank you to @EAFIFAMOBILE for sponsoring! To Enter: • Like & R/T • Follow @FinallyHeSleeps and @EAFIFAMOBILE • Sub at • Comment your player choice & the nation you're supporting! Drawing will be Nov 23 around reset.
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8 years
Isn't there an adult in Trump Tower smart enough to delete Twitter off grandpa's iPad?
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3 years
PRIME ICON GIVEAWAY! You read that right... Winner's Choice of FIFA Mobile 21 Prime Icons, thanks to @EAFIFAMOBILE To Enter: - Like/RT this tweet - MUST be present on stream, Friday Jan 7th at reset - follow @EAFIFAMOBILE & yours truly #FIFAMobile
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WORLD CUP MESSI / MBAPPE GIVEAWAY! Big thank you to @EAFIFAMOBILE for sponsoring! Drawing will be Nov 30 on Twitch! • Like & R/T • Follow @FinallyHeSleeps and @EAFIFAMOBILE • Comment your player choice & the nation you're supporting!
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2 years
THE FIFA MOBILE MARKET IS DEAD. It isn't because of TOTY It isn't because of 999+ listings or not enough coins It's because there is no DEMAND for anything below the top 25-50 players at any given moment The problem isn't "my stuff won't sell." It's "no one wants my stuff."
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2 years
Not Stones. Lol
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14 years
Wings? It would be cooler if Red Bull gave you head.
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1 year
@EAFIFAMOBILE Done. He can hold down the bench and get the starters their water bottles.
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SUMMER CELEBRATION GIVEAWAY! Choice of Event Icons! To Enter: 1) RT, Like and Reply with ur choice 2) Follow @FinallyHeSleeps & @EAFIFAMOBILE A winner from all eligible entries (here & Insta - enter there too) will be drawn on Twitch on Sunday Aug 22
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ULTIMATE TOTY GIVEAWAY! Live on Twitch March 8 at 21:00 UTC Beat the wheel and win your choice of exclusive art UTOTY Messi, Mbappe or KDB - Like, RT this tweet - follow me and @EAFIFAMOBILE (thank you for sponsoring!) - watch MUST BE PRESENT TO WIN
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ICON GIVEAWAY! Thank @EAFIFAMOBILE for sponsoring! Winner's Choice of RIVALRIES ICON! TO ENTER ON TWITTER: - Follow @FinallyHeSleeps & @EAFIFAMOBILE - Like / RT - Comment your Icon choice Winner chosen on Twitch Sept 5 Follow to catch the drawing.
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GSC EXCLUSIVE ART PLAYER GIVEAWAY! - follow me - follow @EAFIFAMOBILE - RT / Like this Tweet - Sub at Winner will be drawn via Wheel of Heart Attacks live at Oct 11 near reset - must be present to get on the wheel!
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1 year
RETRO STARS ICONS GIVEAWAY! Friday Aug 4 at "old reset" we'll be giving away a 117 OVR Retro Stars Icon live on Twitch! • RT and LIKE this tweet • Follow me and @EAFIFAMOBILE (THANK YOU EA!) • Choice of 117 Van Der Sar, Petit or Beckham • Follow at
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TOTS SERIE A GIVEAWAY To Enter: - follow me - follow @EAFIFAMOBILE - RT / Like this Tweet - Be present on Twitch today when we go live before reset Winner will be drawn via Wheel of Heart Attacks live on Twitch following the UTOTS player reveals!
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3 years
Winner's Choice GIVEAWAY #3 ! Thanks to @EAFIFAMOBILE ! Choice of ANY Event Icon or ANY Exclusive Giveaway player from the entire season! Thanks to @FifaRuban for the art. Winner chosen at reset on 1-6-2021 To Enter: - Like/RT - Comment with choice - Follow @EAFIFAMOBILE & me
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1 year
HUGE GIVEAWAY! TODAY! TWO WINNERS! PRIME ICONS and FUTURE STARS Live on Twitch, one hour after reset on Wed April 19 Don't forget - like / RT - follow me & @EAFIFAMOBILE (thank you EA!)
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@EAFIFAMOBILE Kudos to EA for the straight talk, describing it as an “incorrectly set up UTOTS Offer” and not a bug or a glitch like those that missed it are calling it. Probably the best way it could have been handled considering too.
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TOTY GIVEAWAY! Live on Twitch right after the UTOTY DEV STREAM on Wed Feb 22 Beat the wheel and win your choice of exclusive art Haaland, Courtois or Modric - Like, RT this tweet - follow me and @EAFIFAMOBILE (thank you EA!) - watch
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GIVEAWAY INCOMING! Thanks to @EAFIFAMOBILE !! An Exclusive Art Mbappe is up for grabs, live on Stream at reset 12-5-2021 - must Like/RT this tweet - must be following @FinallyHeSleeps & @EAFIFAMOBILE - must be present on stream TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF THE WHEEL OF HEART ATTACKS!
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PRIME HEROES GIVEAWAY! Two Winners chosen! Wednesday May 3 live on 1 hour after reset Must be present to get your name on the wheel Thanks to EA for making these giveaways possible! - follow here & @EAFIFAMOBILE - Retweet & Like - who would you choose?
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13 years
Hey guys, if you're not telling her she's beautiful each and every day, I will.
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9 months
WINTER WILDCARDS GIVEAWAY! To Enter visit - RT / Like this tweet - follow me & @EASFCMOBILE (THANK YOU!) - Giveaway winner picked January 17
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13 years
If you've ever snuck off to a bathroom to tweet in private, you've joined the club.
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1 year
Do I buy him? I’d still have over a billion coins… hmmm… decisions, decisions
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14 years
Finding $5 you didn't know you had is awesome til you realize you're 34, it's 2011 & $5 won't even buy enough gas to drive you off a cliff.
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8 years
Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Me: "Did you forget?" Officer: .... Me: "Rhetorical?"
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2 years
TEAM OF THE YEAR GUIDE: 1) login 2) watch ads 3) a few skill games 4) a few matches 5) check challenge mode … if yes, repeat 3&4, if no, go to 6 6) open packs 7) complain about pack luck 8) play World Cup until you just can’t 9) question life choices 10) repeat for 56 days
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1 year
PSG 112 OVR TOTS GIVEAWAY! Wed June 7 at Reset on Twitch Winner's choice of 112 OVR Messi, Mbappe or Marquinhos - LIKE / RT this tweet - Follow me & @EAFIFAMOBILE (THANK YOU EA!) - Follow at Must be present on stream to get your name on THE WHEEL
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1 year
The error was probability - that’s a development issue - not a glitch. And by certain users you really mean all users who were playing. You can’t blame players for playing the game they were given. Thinking anything otherwise is beyond laughable.
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We are reviewing an occurrence within the UTOTS chapter at reset where certain users could earn UTOTS Players and a large amount of Coins. Stay posted to our official Twitter for additional information.
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14 years
I can solve a Rubik's Cube in 2min flat, I know where a clitoris is & "The Notebook" made me cry. Ladies, the line forms to my left.
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13 years
Intelligent Design would have been putting the G-Spot in the esophagus.
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2 years
112 Haaland exchange may as well be: 3x left nuts 1x first born male 1x right arm 1x blood sacrifice to Cthulhu
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TOTY HONOURABLE MENTIONS GIVEAWAY! To enter, visit the link below & follow the instructions. Winner will be chosen from YT comments - Like / RT - Who do you want? - Follow Me & @EASFCMOBILE Winner gets a TRADABLE Honourable Mentions of their choosing!
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13 years
Fuck love. I just want the box it comes in.
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3 years
EVENT ICON GIVEAWAY! Sponsored by @EAFIFAMOBILE Winner's Choice of 4 Event Icons from Retro Stars! LIVE TODAY ON TWITCH! To be eligible you MUST BE on stream AND: - Follow @FinallyHeSleeps & @EAFIFAMOBILE - Like / RT Winner chosen Oct 8 at reset
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8 years
My kids heard, "Sorry. Life is over as you know it. May as well curl up and die." What she said was, "Sorry, our shake machine is down."
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12 years
Did Kim Kardashian give birth yet? Not sure what the gestation period is for a publicity stunt.
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2 years
SUMMER VACATION GIVEAWAY TODAY! - follow me - follow @EAFIFAMOBILE - RT / Like this Tweet - Be present today (July 27) near reset Winner will be drawn via Wheel of Heart Attacks live
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KICKOFF RIVALRIES 102 OVR GIVEAWAY! - follow me - follow @EAFIFAMOBILE - RT / Like this Tweet - Sub at Winner will be drawn via Wheel of Heart Attacks live at Aug 31 near reset - must be present to get on the wheel!
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2 years
We are only in week 2 of TotY. Why does it feel like week 100 already ffs?
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8 years
My mom walked in on me retweeting my own tweet one time.
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3 years
Sooo this happened.
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3 years
HUGE GIVEAWAY TODAY ON TWITCH! To Enter: - follow @FinallyHeSleeps & @EAFIFAMOBILE - Like & RT this tweet - MUST be present on Twitch to get on the wheel. I'll go live about 2hrs after reset, after @FifaRuban 's Twitch giveaway at Reset! #fifamobile
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93 OVR EXCLUSIVE UCL GIVEAWAY! Live on Twitch March 22 18:00 UTC (1hr before reset) Must be present on to win - follow @finallyhesleeps & @EAFIFAMOBILE - RT and like this tweet - subscribe at YouTube - follow at Twitch
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13 years
Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic, but I'd rather spend an hour taking off your panties than have you show up without any.
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12 years
Just went into a women's restroom and lifted all the toilet seats.
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13 years
I'd never lay a hand on a woman or discipline your child. But I WILL send my 9 yo to kick the shit out of your 10 yo for picking on my 5 yo.
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2 years
3 NATIONAL HEROES GIVEAWAYS! Wed Feb 1 #1 TWITCH, choice of all 6 players. Must watch live #2 DISCORD, choice of 4 remaining players - enter at #3 TWITTER, choice of 2 remaining players - Like, RT & follow me and @EAFIFAMOBILE
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NEON NIGHTS GIVEAWAY! 1) follow me 2) follow @EAFIFAMOBILE 3) RT / Like this Tweet 4) Sub at Winner will be drawn from Twitter entries before reset on 9-29-2022. No Wheel for this one, just follow the above for your chance at an exclusive art player!
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13 years
Pigtails, because sometimes saying "I like it from behind" just isn't enough.
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1 year
FOUNDERS 120 PIONEER GIVEAWAY! Wed Aug 30 just after "old reset" we'll be giving away a 120 Pioneer player live on Twitch! • RT and LIKE this tweet • Follow me and @EASFCMOBILE (THANK YOU EA!) • Choice of 120 Haaland or Bellingham • Follow at
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8 years
Nothing freaks out people like unblinking eye contact in a public restroom. Especially when you do it from underneath the stall divider.
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14 years
I think it's so adorable how you completely ignore my sexual advances then call security because I'm not a real bathroom attendant.
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6 years
Looking back, "My Two Dads" was a progressive sitcom about a girl being raised by two men who weren't smart enough to get a fucking paternity test.
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12 years
We don't choose to be sarcastic, it's a calling.
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3 years
@EAFIFAMOBILE At least with all players going to 120 OVR, my RM James Milner will end up with a half-way decent pace. Plus I might be able to train an Akinfenwa that will be more like a Rhino on crystal meth than a paperweight.
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1 year
@EAFIFAMOBILE Looks like Icons Journey II
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2 years
If you didn’t catch it in game today… Thank you @EAFIFAMOBILE
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6 years
If you’ve ever faked diarrhea to sneak off to the bathroom to play #FIFAmobile before an event resets... you’re in the club. ProTip: when pretending to poop for gameplay privacy, keep your pants on. Repeated unnecessary poop strain can lead to hemorrhoids.
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12 years
My dog's ability to sit next to me with his head on my lap and completely wipe the day's slate clean is why he's my best friend.
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11 years
Define "soon", service engine light.
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13 years
Wait!... so :3 isn't the emoticon for deep throating?
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3 years
Worst spin luck ever.
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14 years
Spit or swallow? Who cares? At that point I'm asleep already anyway.
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3 years
DOTD GIVEAWAY SATURDAY ON TWITCH! Thanks to @EAFIFAMOBILE To Enter: • follow @FinallyHeSleeps & @EAFIFAMOBILE • Like & RT this tweet • MUST be present on Twitch to get on the wheel. Stream will start an hour before FIFA Mobile's daily reset on Nov 13
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8 years
Somehow my beach-bod went to a dad-bod and unfortunately now it's more of a beached-dad-bod.
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13 years
Every woman has 1 spot that if kissed or bit gives her an instant orgasm. If you're not looking for it every time you're not doing it right.
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8 years
...then he said,"el oh el." He actually said the letters. COP: And you punched him in the throat? (Nods) COP: (removes cuffs) Drive safe.
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3 years
IT'S GIVEAWAY TIME! TODAY LIVE ON TWITCH! Sponsored by @EAFIFAMOBILE Winner's Choice of EXCLUSIVE art Grealish or Griezmann To be eligible you MUST BE on stream AND: - Follow @FinallyHeSleeps & @EAFIFAMOBILE - Like / RT Winner chosen TODAY at reset
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9 years
Never trust a person who buys cheap toilet paper by choice.
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4 years
Players all gone. Squads are all deleted. Preseason complete. Pissed away all my coins. Now we wait for #fifamobile21 Been fun! Next season I’ll be running 2 squads. One all LFC and one full rental!
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3 years
CARNIBALL IS AWESOME!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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