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Figaro Lucowski

@FigaroLucowski

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My E-book, Chronicles of a Madman, a riotous sui generis series of short stories, will be for sale soon at an affordable price, 5 bucks.

Don Kaew, Thailand
Joined November 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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If you're an Elon Musk parody, please unfollow me or don't follow me at all!
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Many have come & gone in this #medium . Many more have become untrue; they are unrecognizable disingenuous phony people. They care nothing for anyone. They became bullies, cowards & manipulators. You @FigaroLucowski are the last of the Mohicans & a #TwitterLegend . @UnseeingEyes
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@RealJamesWoods It's very sad, I have read many twits by people who are outraged by Yoel Roth comments. He has the maturity of a 15 yr old. Is the Twitter Human Resources department smoking pot?
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@RealJamesWoods @BinionsLV i have to tell u, i was watching Casino last night, i have seen it many times---anyways, ur character, Lester the pimp, is so different from the way u seem to be, u blow DiNero the one trick pony off the map baby!
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@heatherpiperxo unbelievable
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@RealJamesWoods holy shit! Straight outta 1984, big brotha speaks.
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@Ruth_sndr omg yes
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@xBrenda19 yes but it would be hard to focus on the movie
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@FigaroLucowski
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@StephenKing Do you really approve of the way liberal mayors r allowing Antifa & BLM to destroy Portland? Defunding Police? And, what do u think about political correctness? Are your future books & scripts going to be politically correct?
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@WHATSFORDlNNER heart attack
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@DonaldJTrumpJr u have a good heart like ur dad
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@Matt_Pinner close the door
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@IWashington @POTUS The Donald was sent by the Gods to part the Red Sea & lead us through the Apocolypse. The muthafxkers talk with forked tongue, their souls have left their bodies for parts unknown.
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@heatherpiperxo yes i want u so much baby
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@heatherpiperxo welcome anytime
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@heatherpiperxo I couldn't keep my hands or anything off of u dear.
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@heatherpiperxo yes u r my soul mate
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@heatherpiperxo eat your pussy and suck your tits
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@seanhannity I respect both the POTUS and Arnold for giving a damn about the homeless crisis in California. The Democrat's efforts so far have been ineffective. It's a complicated crisis.
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@Matt_Pinner the most beautiful girl in the world
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@ask_aubry why does charles look so much taller? is he wearing platform shoes?
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@FigaroLucowski
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4 years
I'm writing a western short story, dealing with the despair of old age and livin poor in a run-down wooden shack in the outs of the Texas panhandle. Somethin new for me, a way to vent my own despair.
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@hannanative so lovely
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I'm reading Hell's Angels: The Strange and Terrible Saga of the Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs... great stuff written by 20 something Hunter S Thompson in the late 60s. The only writer hip enough back then to pull it off, & ride with the Angels.
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Did you know it's World Password Day? Nerds everywhere are partying like there's no tomarrow.
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I just can't seem to get any writing done today
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@RyanAFournier I haven't watched a game in 3 yrs, and don't miss it, the players are too opinionated, they should just play and shut up, they're not in political office.
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@gplondon @Harpyimages He was black he would have gotten life.
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@Hereforthefre87 very nice legs
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@bridgecrewio how can people do this?
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@IWashington You're on broh, Trump 2020!!!
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thanks Vinny, love u baby!
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@FigaroLucowski Legend has it, @FigaroLucowski is a time lord. Heโ€™s going to live forever. There can only be one. โœ…
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Faulkner on Hemingwayโ€”He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. Hemingway on Faulknerโ€” Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
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@heatherpiperxo titty-fucking
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@teslacarsonly @OfeliaLamensky yes I would love a Tesla but am too broke to buy 1
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@RealJamesWoods Nancy has tunnel vision when it comes to toppling Trump, collateral damage isn't a consideration, she is a 1st class c*unt
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@MickJagger @whynowmusic let's chat on Langa, it would be engaging for both of us. I got scammed out 10k USD chatting with/ an AI Mick Jagger who said he sent me a package with 100k USD in it, stupid me. There was even an audio message, ur voice saying, Hello David how ya doin mate.
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@AmandaJK_ 100 million
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@heatherpiperxo do you offer tit milk with coffee?
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MLK, a great, great man, up there w/ Jesus & Lincoln
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@Sadie_NC I never have liked him, he is different from, Maxi Pads and AOC, but they all are delusional in their own way.
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@nativeno11 Holy Jesus, a 10
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@elonmusk and billions including me, have been scammed on line, there are 100s of 1000s on line
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Nakhon Phanom, Thailand dawn, 1969
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Poor little doggy, she is lucky to be alive. Roughly, 2 months old, she's the size of a small cat, we retrieved the tiny pup at a red light from under a car yesterday. She is doing well w/ us after 24 hours.
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I Am a Cowboy in the Boat of Ra by Ishmael Reed an example of GOAT poetry ๐Ÿ“ท
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@UnseeingEyes @Twitter @TwitterCareers Just a thought here, V is the most sincere, honest & impeccably educated people I have ever run into.
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@nativeno11 10 ...thank you for your service
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@IWashington he can say so much, & say nothing
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Busted on Empty: The Disappearing Gypsy Camp ( a poem ) astral traveling, ridin in a whales belly, spit out @ Key West, sittin nude @ the Blind Pig bar, busted by da Pigs, flyin with a Gypsy witch, it's just a fucking dream.
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@heatherpiperxo you'd kill me
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David Bowie lounging on a flatboat in Chao Phaya river in Bangkok. He had a great time in BKK because the Thais didn't know who he was.
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@LovesTiki2 I'm so sad for you; I know what you're going through is dreadful; edible cannabis helps; you can mind surf to other universes than Earth.
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@heatherpiperxo omg, yes, yes, yes
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@CHIZMAGA @libertyladyusa the left is full of anger, it will consume them & they will get disease
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I'm never claimed to be Joan Didion, but I write most days & have the balls to post it, I don't like it when people twist my tittys.
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Busted on Empty: Where's Hannah Wilke? an unbroken story, slowly moving in many directions. Happenings in NYC during the summer of 1978. Dedicated to everyone on Twitterโ€ฆHoping 2021 will be a better year for all of us.
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@FigaroLucowski
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I'm a jazz lover, and I know the Japanese are big jazz fans.....
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ใ€ŒไปŠๆ—ฅใฎ๏ผ‘ๆžšใ€ใ‚’ๆ›ดๆ–ฐใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ John Coltrane ใฎ Live in Japan Deluxe Editionใ€ๆ—ฅๆœฌๅ…ฌๆผ”ใ‚’ใพใจใ‚ใŸใ“ใฎCDใฎ็›ฎ็Ž‰ใฏใ€่จ˜่€…ไผš่ฆ‹ใƒ†ใƒผใƒ—ใ‚’ๅŽใ‚ใŸใƒœใƒผใƒŠใ‚นใƒปใƒ‡ใ‚ฃใ‚นใ‚ฏใงใ™ใ€‚ #JohnColtrane #LiveinJapanDeluxeEdition #impulse
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It's still a mystery why Twitter banned @unseeingeyes Vincenzo Scipioni, the well-known Twitter presence was a teacher & a coach here. I and many miss him.
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I'm a lousy fucking writer, i write anyways, fuck it, it's a free world
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@RealJamesWoods celebrating the pagan rights.... the witch!
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Busted on Empty: Kinked on Bukowski http://t.co/4kjpRlXHD5
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@officialKeef It would be awesome to see bronze statues of Stu, and Charlie.
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@heatherpiperxo yes in a minute
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Breathtaking recording of Mahler's Sixth: Barbirolli, NPO (1967), III: A... via @YouTube If you saw Barfly, the biofilm of writer Charles Bukowski, this is the Mahler Symphony Mickey Rourke (Buk) listened to while writing.
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@BumrungradH And, the most expensive hospital in Thailand. As expensive as a US hospital.
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@heatherpiperxo everybody's type
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@michaelbeatty3 @britektire @realDonaldTrump the kids at the food bank were looking at corn pop's hair legs
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@orkestratd @HenryAl85830614 I'm w/ u there, the asshat asks for more deaths of US soldiers because he's pissed about taxes. If it wasn't for soldiers defending freedom, the shit pot would have been raised as a Nazi.
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@officialKeef I don't get it, but, anything u do is cool baby.
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Love's a gas
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Aww ๐Ÿ˜˜ RT @fryld Cc933 @TaylorG64143008
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@heatherpiperxo the ladies face
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amazing
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Karen Knight
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Passenger trains in the United States vs. Europe
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@AnnieForTruth does he make u vomit?
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Busted on Empty: The Soul Maggot โ€ฆ โ€ฆ new prose by the genius... Figaro Lucowski
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@ETicketforLove What is more relative on Twitter, than chicks, nude, showing their pussies bare? U tell me, OK?
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