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Ficedula Mortis

@Ficedula_Mortis

2 years

Just joined @floralaim !

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@Vapezilla666 @in_mediares @igonzaloytbbs @TheRocketRalph You literally roleplay as a “Chad” online. You really need to go sotouch some grass

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@__twinkbreaker @eeesssjjj Then why is he using it in a way to threaten an officer???? Like what

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@tyler02020202 No not really. I say with other guys. Beleive it or not in this day and age it simply isn’t like that. It’s a gay space.

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@Alfred03691846 @SSSS_Dynazion And the ability to almost never have a job!

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@ThatBlokeBob @eeesssjjj I don’t think you understand just how bad getting hit in the head with a shovel is. It can and has killed people

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@Inlandcheems @GoodReddit Brother, vagina’s don’t feel like empty caves when women are aroused… have you ever had sex???

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@thehearguru @InventCant @TheWakeninq @Mylovanov In WW2, in the Vietnamese war, and throughout time not every single young person went to war, some avoided draft, some didn’t get drafted etc. and those people still ate food.

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@TophU05 @Cespex Implying everyone’s therapy is the same, and therapy is specifically only going to a licensed therapist is hilarious

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@Ssalvador__ @ItzReign_ @ValorINTEL He literally admitted he missed. But people talking a ton might 100% take you out of concentration to make you whiff lmao, use your brain gamer

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@Bielsabub @SenorCyborg @maggie162 @elianadivakarr Ain’t no way this guy is for getting rid of unions. You are literally a part of why we can’t have nice things in life

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@The_Easter__Egg @midzy_6 @Genburten It actually is. Did you NEVER play COD WaW? You could go into match making and people would just straight up gives you cheats, and they could do that one 360. It very much is how they work lol

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@KP_fps Believe it or not, you can have valid issues even if they aren’t as bad as other issues! Crazy concept I get it

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@LittleSnackie @PlayVALORANT I wonder why valorant has no elo roll back system for cheaters? If they don’t because they put all their faith in their anti cheat, then that’s hilarious. Cheaters still play even with the AC, and then add in the fact the AC can’t detect trigger bots. Dunno why they won’t add it

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@ish415 @pap3rr @BurnerDontask @pinkopog It’s literally fiction. None of this is real or realistic

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@AmadeaWolf @azteczzzz @leahfrombklyn You can have empathy while still having bills to pay. I am in no way on the side of landlords, but 150 a month in rent is a literal blessing. You can use Uber eats and make that easily and then more.

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@WillettMartin @DreamLeaf5 Further proving, that no you can’t “always tell”

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@nameisproh @poptartbish @LadoBitnar @kirawontmiss Bro does not know how anything works 😭

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@ogsvg @doxie_gay Ofc someone who profits off selling ozempic would attempt to push it regardless of potential side effects. Nobdoy should give two fucks about what you think

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@PeterBosshogian @kandybat @okimstillhungry Yeah but it isn’t. Its content for people 13 and above.

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@Jimbocooter6969 @jessicobra @KuroMochiSushi Except for the numerous cases where trans people have been targeted

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@enqikoi @brndxix 14 times? There’s such thing as over doing it, and taking it to a level that fucks with your body. That’s that. 7 times is normal. And depending on your hair washing that every other day is also pretty normal.

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@KrassyKnoll @Emiliezcs @BarbieAgitprop So by this standard we should also ban violent movies. Because it fucks up people who can’t tell reality from videos. Y’all sound just like those moms

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@t_harpe @barelyyalex @Victori8774506 @tweetsandboobs @EmberOnMain Keyword is husband.

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@__twinkbreaker @eeesssjjj 1 he’s holding it as if to attack him 2 if that child hits him in the head with that, he’s bare minimu knocked out if not dead. If he isn’t dead the kid would have a free chance to kill him 3 children can kill people

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@Emmy_Trashfire @bloodberry_tart Maybe once upon a time. I just want one so I can get fucking hammered with the boys.

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@niersol So true. I mod an official server for a game, and there’s so many people that everyone just dislikes that I can’t do anything abt because they technically aren’t breaking rules

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@Emmy_Trashfire @bloodberry_tart They are. But what’s so bad about just having a night where you just get to do that with the boys? One night with no restrictions (other than the obvious ones like banging a hooker)

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@SonOfASheph3rd @ilikegamingalot But that information isn’t even useful anymore.

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@ThatZeeZee @JoyBlackZA @Maddy_sebs Reading shit like this made me so thankful I was raised by my mother, and didn’t go through shit like this. This is ridiculous

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@0xTrippi @xbtGBH Dawg I don’t think ay kid would want to be associated with you in the first place

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@bigboi8789 @xkevincaverly @FearedBuck Yeah but she didn’t cover. Read the first tweet

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@LastchanceGAZA @PunishedBaster @peterrhague Yeah but that didn’t happen and he didn’t close the door. Stop making up scenarios in your head

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@CopperheadAZ @db_witch I don’t think we should forgive rape. I don’t even think that’s a controversial opinion either

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@itsDLUCZ @coone90 @MOORPHEUSpubg @HusKerrs @ExoGhost @tonytheboy_ @Metaaphor It really isn’t. You can take a top aimer in any game, and put them in another on pc and they’ll still aim well. Top aimers in siege can aim in Valorant just fine. This is boomer copium shit

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@ichbinrada @CeaddaOfMercia I mean, what are the chances he was conscripted? What are the chances he doesn’t want to be there and maybe even didn’t do all of that? Like we don’t know, so to look at a random person who was likely conscripted and be happy about their death, that is not a liberal take.

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@uncensordghost @kirawontmiss No it won’t, they’ll just VPN to somewhere else lmao

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@JSquirtin @_MachineTM @Nigel_Hakeem You lose money? People are working paycheck to paycheck, why lose money? What’s so bad about taking ACTUAL action instead of blocking normal people on the road?

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@eclipstotal1 @raiinrocks @JamesGatz36 @thebxlance @mainmajin Don’t disrespect our autistic brothers like that beuh

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@GRAVELORDxNITO @12234d @yoxics Bro you’re acting like kids didn’t do this shit about B02 dropping back in the day. Stop trying to be a boomer

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@IsZomg @lporiginalg Acting like tall women don’t exist is pretty funny

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@Magmatarded @LRH_Superfan If you genuinely think hitting a 13 year old kid because THE GIRL closed the door, then you’re cooked

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@TheDynamis @Dasnerth @ScrewFaceVAL A small mistake, and doing something brain dead are different. Very different. You can expect a fucking chess grandmaster to not blunder his queen, and understand he may blunder a pawn. Use your brain please, it’ll help you in life

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@Habib_AFG2 @LotharHS It’s literally the same amount of syllables. It literally is not longer. “Clove’s market”. Crazy how hard y’all have to try to find a reason lmao

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@The_Easter__Egg @XEXEEZY Me. I was born in December so I was basically a year older than most people I went to school with. Same with a lot of kids actually.

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@gangworm_ @stvn0003 50ms is literally impossible for a human to achieve. Please do like 5 minutes of research and tune your trigger bot to an actual achievable RT

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@LastchanceGAZA @PunishedBaster @peterrhague He’s not in his house, when you’re a guest at someone’s house you’re not gonna physically stop them from closing the door. The responsibility falls in the host (his girlfriend) not the guest who actually really is powerless here

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@tuna_commander @A_G_McClain @Ranting_Trans Yes! Yes I would! Manslaughter doesn’t change depending on gender or beliefs!

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@dordlyonline @scotdogbonds @vanillaopinions They 100% do lol

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@joblessthursday Not the 1K bookmarks 😭😭😭

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@drfrensor @DocStrangelove2 I mean consider the utility uses though. You know the military is more than just combat? They have to transport shit, they have to hold areas etc. the fact you can only think of it being used in combat is dumb

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@BabyHands03 @ZacPauga I promise you whatever he said is not worse than what Tyson did. Or what others have done

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@eksdeexddd @flatpancakesss >get told they aren’t hiring right now >learn from bf who works there they just hired 6 new people two weeks after you called the manager

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@saltysauerkraut Because it probably genuinely makes it less fun for their reptoid brains. They’re the reasoning gaming has been going downhill

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@Tamias1000 @Z3NE0 @VayaConDonos @CdnMnrchyRspctr And instead ignoring it and believing an unprovable thing created it isn’t close minded?

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@blossommingmag @WomenPostingLs Wearing clothes is a good indicator you’re a 304. Ever notice how all of them wear clutches outside? Can’t be a coincidence.

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@SuperMessi10i @CantEverDie Bro has a Messi fan account 😭 go the fuck outside

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@thealtoking @Apply Maybe he isn’t sweating??? Maybe he just…… ENJOYS playing like that? Crazy thought

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@Flyexz @SteyrACR_real I mean most of them aren’t soldiers. I saw a go pro video of an IDF soldier single handedly clearing 2 Palestinian fighters in a building, and you could tell they’re simply not at the same level of training

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@peacefreak_sa @AriDrennen Considering he’s literally posted anti semetic comics and has denied the Holocaust, Nazi is a pretty fitting term

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@Arkypatriot @finngalkn @Frederi81545084 That’s cool, but a lot of trans men pass extremely well. Keep coping

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@A_G_McClain @Ranting_Trans What did she die of then. Please tell us. How did she magically die after being jumped that tooooootally isn’t related to the brain damage.

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@Adensmaxbl @uncensordghost @kirawontmiss And? Doesn’t change what reality is lol

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@6lecka__ @Myth_ @CR7agenda @I_AM_WILDCAT No he wasn’t. He was actively having fun. What games are meant for. Are games only meant to be fun for you but nobody else?

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@StacySstroker @65twink @JasonFries57310 @atensnut A large portion of it very clearly is

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@biggie12907 @JPMasters @Transphobes_Ls_ You people really can’t always tell lmao. Y’all are so fucking stupid

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@jrockj555 @shottyshanee Bro has not tried very hard

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@TheBlarth @Molycuddle You literally spent money on Twitter blue, to only have 5 whole followers

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@anthonycookppc @zoe_grunewald Which by definition is sex education! Teaching them “hey don’t let someone touch this” is literally sex education

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@Dbl4Sllivn @fillingger @DerekBrunson They aren’t. They didn’t transition, this is how they were born.

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@BrakencLover @filmboiz @rubixcubees That wouldn’t even be a problem. A legal business venture is nowhere near the other issues 😭

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@ThatBlokeBob @eeesssjjj That’s cool that you take that risk, cops aren’t trained to, literally. And I’m saying they shouldn’t have to, nor should you. When lethal force is present, you reply with the same. What IF he doesn’t avoid it? What then. 1 tenth of a second to slow, not far enough and it’s over

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@itspicklemike @Sleepydeancas @SotyBrave @PicturesFoIder I mean, and? The KID is expecting things from them, NOT the mother here. The mothers just mad because of that

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@kferrDC @ymmayer Tipping exists because they don’t pay servers minimum wage, they pay 2-5 dollars an hour. Now who owns these restaraunts I wonder? Certainly not poor people I can guarantee that

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@pbaker0319 @MamboJambo85 @AbhorrentBeing @greentexts_bot Being drunk/high doesn’t exempt you from crashing your car and killing someone, or assaulting someone. Why should it exempt you from being able to say yes as well?

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@SSSS_Dynazion I’m sorry to tell you, but making sure your kid has the ability to get a job in the future doesn’t equate at all to trans people

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@tuna_commander @A_G_McClain @Ranting_Trans Well we don’t. Because these girls had bullied nex before because they were lgbt.

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@blkkenyb @joherkhan I mean not really. I didn’t enjoy working in a casual restaurant, I still put my all into it because I won’t let myself look worse than the other people working there. People who are competitive by nature tend to also do that

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@ItsKindaEmpty @crazyclipsonly No he is famous. He has a fuckton of money and is well known

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@Powof_ @CoaxedSnafu It’s like they fully forget about them for some reason. I genuinely don’t get it. Hell half their points get countered just by mentioning trans men exist

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@snakecult @girlziplocked Lots of jobs say they’re hiring, but simply aren’t! Hard to believe I know, but I’ve applied at many urgently hiring places, to get an interview and be told they don’t need anyone and sent on my way

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@bummy803 @ValorantUpdated That’s still not even close to how slow his is lmao. Low sense and 300+cm/360 are very different things

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@theoneNIP @Anzac_A1 @airbagged He was literally sent to Mars for beating the shit out of an officer who ordered him to kill innocent civilians, and this cutscene. It’s literally objectively and probably correct

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@thecowmilk @ValorantUpdated Ended? Lil bro what. It’s still here. It still exists. Like what?

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@JForsha_ @ThisStupidTwink Because if you aren’t, you have a good chance of fucking your retirement up. Not being able to retire till 70-80 or someshit

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@ne39108342 @covie_93 Wait so the freedom of religion was based on the 10 commandments? The one where it says to worship no other gods or idols?

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@leocondra @franksdior It teaches that. But how many actually follow that. You can say don’t judge them by the bad apples, but there’s a lot of bad apples, and they’re the loudest.

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@d9ccff @M1lfWhisperer Wait so boba and kimchi is a couture now? Like why are you people so chronically online, go touch some grass Jesus fuck

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@theoneNIP @Anzac_A1 @airbagged It’s called a misspelling, and autocorrect automatically changed it to that. I meant to say provably. Can you not use context clues? Or?

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@LeopoldHanyu @awtaestic @Utwitily Person is excited, they something somewhat crude but acceptable and common for work banter, they get fired for it. Good thing the guy actually got her better employment after this because even he knew that was ridiculous

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@A_V_West @kangminjlee LMAO. My bad someone not from asia is in Asia, killing Asian people? Like do you expect them to be killing white people????

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@ItsKindaEmpty @crazyclipsonly That’s not how someone being famous works…. 1 human out of billions not knowing them doesn’t mean they aren’t famous…

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@Big_Target07065 @notcishet I mean I can joke that it’s a cannon event, because it’s common. Doesn’t mean I do it, nor am responsible for those that do? It happened to me, and I’m sure as hell gonna joke about it

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@HallenD25 @uncensordghost @kirawontmiss Can’t and won’t happen, other countries have different online laws. Sorry to tell you but this does nothing, and never will do anything

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@don_draper112 @clevergalCA @VeritasLiberta8 @thechosenberg Imagine being in a society where you hit other people’s children for what your child did. Jump

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@FUBROSHl @tutu_69069 @DansteMaxt61884 ???? Yeah nah you’re lost. Go outside. You need to get off the internet for a while

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@krus_chiki @SumaSumaneas I don’t think you understand just how short 40 years of time is, due to the fact that we had a fucking insane growth spurt basically. 40 years technologically is really not a lot

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@RaccoonSpeaks @OrionRadiofox Who cares id it is? It costs millions of dollars lmao. You don’t have to worry about this type of gun buddy

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@JorddyKing @gangworm_ You can get below that. I personally am around 130ms, and in the FH professional scene there are a few players as low as 120ms. But anything below like 100 just isn’t doable lol

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@xaziaver @sophianegativa Respecting personal boundaries is not “trying to earn points”

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@Leenes274323 @thesonofbran @reddit_lies It wouldn’t be as good as you think. The reason these moments are precious is because life is so short. If you have all of eternity things will at some point just not have the same meaning or feeling

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