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Faux Peyton Manning
3 years
Get Arch Manning and Marvin Harrison Jr and letโ€™s run it back @Colts
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9 years
Patriots lose, America wins.
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2 years
@elonmusk Is mine ok
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
Thanksgiving at the Manning household: Dad: Eli, can you pass the roles? Mom: You better let Peyton do it
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Faux Peyton Manning
8 years
Home field advantage
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
Kirk Cousins to Redskins fans http://t.co/gSNl2Lwbbr
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Faux Peyton Manning
5 years
@zkeefer Does he know?
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Faux Peyton Manning
9 years
I really think Tom Brady should present Caitlyn Jenner with the award tonight. They both have perfected deflating balls. #ESPYS
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Faux Peyton Manning
8 years
The most relevant stat you may ever see.
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
Live from Green Bay http://t.co/IW3dZpDj7l
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Faux Peyton Manning
6 years
Jalen Ramsey has now lost to every quarterback he has called out, basically.
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
Pop Molly (drug) - 4 game suspension Pop Molly (girlfriend) - 2 game suspension #NFLLogic
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Faux Peyton Manning
9 years
My favorite thing in the world is patriots fans complaining about getting cheated
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
The only thing worse than a Patriots fan? 2 of them.
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Faux Peyton Manning
8 years
I'm starting a campaign. Make the Colts great again. #HirePeyton
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Faux Peyton Manning
4 years
Jeremy Fowler just reported on ESPN radio the Bills WILL play for the win against the Dolphins (in the snow, it looks like) Life for the Colts...
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Faux Peyton Manning
8 years
Hey @JimIrsay - You can block us on twitter, but they will leave things on the doorstep...
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5 years
@zkeefer Does he know that we know is my question
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
Ray Rice removed from Madden 15. If you still want to play with him check out WWE RAW
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Faux Peyton Manning
6 years
Welcome to the annual โ€œI am a huge fan of whoever is playing the patriotsโ€ week
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Faux Peyton Manning
12 years
So just to be clear with everyone, with the world ending Friday, this will e the last football game we watch. Jets-Titans. Thanks, NFL #MNF
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
Eagles fans today http://t.co/mmMV7SY9kJ
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Faux Peyton Manning
8 years
@mcuban you sound a little nervous. You seriously can't continue to defend this women?
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Faux Peyton Manning
9 years
That one was for Pearl Harbor
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
Alright Luck, it's up to you to stop Brady and the most annoying fan base in the world.
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Faux Peyton Manning
9 years
Bring back left shark
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Faux Peyton Manning
9 years
Kiss wife, drink beer. Repeat.
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Faux Peyton Manning
3 months
Let me ask something before bedโ€ฆ black Monday on the horizon.. WW3 trending in the Middle East. This is the same government you want in place for the next 4 yearsโ€ฆ? Put stupid comments, mean tweets off the table. Are you better off now than 4 years ago?
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
Eli is adopted
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Faux Peyton Manning
2 months
@LeadingReport We have lost our way. The fact they can announce this in advance is absolutely sickening.
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Faux Peyton Manning
4 years
It was a year before Andrew Luck retired I told you all it was a snowboarding accident and everyone laughed. @JMV1070 and others made fun of me on air. I also told you all 3 weeks before he retired it was in the air. I am telling you now itโ€™s very possible he is back next year
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Faux Peyton Manning
8 years
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Faux Peyton Manning
5 years
Jacoby Brissett had 9 (4 more than 8 points) 2nd half leads with one of the worst rosters the NFL has ever seen in 2017. A good coach and 2nd half adjustments wins those games. One of the only reasons Iโ€™m optimistic about the 2019 colts
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
I dare you to try and watch this without laughing
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Faux Peyton Manning
7 years
If this isn't a catch and TD, then you are probably a Patriots fan.
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Faux Peyton Manning
8 years
-All time yards leader -All time TDs leader -2 Super bowls -650 MvP awards -3-2 against Brady in playoffs. -0 times cheating #GOAT
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
Girls can love Ryan Gosling all they want, but don't forget that he was an absolute liability at cornerback in Remember the Titans.
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Faux Peyton Manning
7 years
Patriots lose. America wins.
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Faux Peyton Manning
8 years
Do the Mets know Tebow has never been past first base?
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Faux Peyton Manning
9 years
Live from Minnesota
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Faux Peyton Manning
4 months
@colincowherd Biden had a stroke, trump is composed
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Faux Peyton Manning
7 years
PATRIOTS LOSE AMERICA WINS
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Faux Peyton Manning
7 years
SPOILER: She loses.
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NowThis Impact
7 years
Exclusive: Hillary Clinton is releasing a tell-all book about the election called 'What Happened'
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
The Ravens have let 98% of the country down.
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Faux Peyton Manning
6 years
This had me rolling
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Faux Peyton Manning
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9 years
PATRIOTS LOSE!
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Faux Peyton Manning
8 years
The slide was dirty - Odor
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Faux Peyton Manning
8 years
Tony Romo theory: "Put on 75 pounds of fat to protect my collarbone"
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Faux Peyton Manning
5 years
Does a retired NFL player stay in this good of shape?
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
BREAKING: Peyton Manning finally wins a playoff game for the Indianapolis Colts
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
I want justice for violence, so I am going to go smash windows. #Ferguson
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Faux Peyton Manning
9 years
What about people that can't pay for this million dollar surgery? Courage is earned. Not bought. #ESPYS
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Faux Peyton Manning
9 years
@bylindsayhjones @MikeWellsNFL that's crap. This was not the time nor place to ask.
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Faux Peyton Manning
9 years
I think this is a more suitable #Madden16 cover. http://t.co/F8kZGo5qwX
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
Saints locker room at halftime
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
YOU ARE RACIST FOR HAVING AN OPINION OTHER THAN MINE -Twitter
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
That was Richard Sherman on coverage http://t.co/Dyo76OgBkW
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Faux Peyton Manning
9 years
Reggie Wayne's Career Stats: 211 Games 1,070 Receptions 14,345 Yards 82 TDs SB XLI Champ 6-Time Pro Bowler 0 ARRESTS #Legend
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Faux Peyton Manning
11 years
Mark Sanchez just threw his television remote at the t.v and missed by about 20 feet
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
I will actually be praying for Ferguson tonight. Not for the lowlifes who are looting for personal gain. But for God to save our nation
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
I Promise you that you feel better than this guy http://t.co/JZAjGQQ7WE
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Faux Peyton Manning
9 years
Lebron shot chart http://t.co/UM1CdU7qO2
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Faux Peyton Manning
12 years
The Jets Draft needs: QB, WR, RB, OL, LB, DE, DB, Coach, Waterboy, fans. #NFLDraft
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Faux Peyton Manning
3 years
How much you want to bet the colts add another one of these before the end of the season? Stop telling me how much the players โ€œloveโ€ the coach
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Faux Peyton Manning
8 years
Truth
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
"WHY IS THERE SO MUCH AIR IN THIS BALL" -Brady
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Why you don't drink on game day http://t.co/TksNmCNi3S
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10 years
Have fun with life
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Faux Peyton Manning
5 years
Letโ€™s do more of these on national television
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Faux Peyton Manning
7 years
@E_Reid35 @DariusJButler Why not "systematic" oppression for everyone?
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Faux Peyton Manning
9 years
Bernie Sanders thinks the 49ers deserve a piece of this win.
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Faux Peyton Manning
8 years
BUT THE FALCONS WON THE POPULAR VOTE
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Faux Peyton Manning
9 years
Man, Peyton was serious about drinking.
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9 years
Police checking area by Mile High Stadium for a disorderly male in an Orange Elway jersey who is reportedly mooning people. #scannerftw
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Faux Peyton Manning
10 years
When Tom Brady finds out the Giants didn't make the playoffs http://t.co/SeW4WPBeHX
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10 years
Is that even legal???
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Faux Peyton Manning
8 years
Which superstar is better at deflating balls? RT Draymond Green Fav Tom Brady
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5 years
@garyvee Spent all afternoon at goodwills thank to you!
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How much did the Seahawks lose by? http://t.co/XZZRn5xqWj
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10 years
Plot twist: Marvin Harrison comes sprinting off the sideline for a one play contract #509
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9 years
Sorry, Eli
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10 years
BREAKING: Trent Richardson tackled by door on his way out of Indianapolis
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Faux Peyton Manning
8 years
#NotMySuperBowl I plan to protest by dumping Gatorade on myself and pretend like my favorite team is playing in the Superbowl
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Peyton missed a year due to injury.... Just thought I would remind everyone
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Faux Peyton Manning
9 years
Live from Kansas City http://t.co/yfaSE3W0rt
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10 years
After watching pitbull, I'm sorry I ever made fun of nickleback
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8 years
Luckily, Hilary is #NotMyPresident - Did I do this right?
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@Dairy_is_scary @HemplersFoods I bet you are fun at parties.
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9 years
After LITERALLY carrying 3 teams to Superbowls, I don't want to hear he didn't deserve this
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10 years
The Greatest of all Time. #Peyton509
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10 years
Those Broncos fans booing the Broncos are going to have a fun 10 years after Manning retired. #spoiled
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9 years
Is there a drop the mic emoji ?
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