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@FartFuckinVader
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3 years
When I think about you, I touch myself (in the mouth with a gun)
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2 years
@kumandgo Plz be just cum, plz be just cum, plz be just cum, plz be just cum, plz be just cum, plz be just cum, plz be just cum, plz be just cum, plz be just cum, plz be just cum
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@FartFuckinVader
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@EwdatsGROSS I’m too high for this shit
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3 years
@WhackNicholson You have to do a pacer test before the doctor can see you
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@FartFuckinVader
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3 years
MILF stands for Man, I love foreskin
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@FartFuckinVader
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2 years
Anytime a girl at a party asks if I have coke, I always ask if Pepsi is okay and they leave me alone
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@FartFuckinVader
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2 years
Sup baby, can I penis your vagina?
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@FartFuckinVader
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4 years
I just pulled an 11inch purple hair out of my urethra..........I haven’t had purple hair in 8 months
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@FartFuckinVader
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3 years
Your last saved photo is currently what is in your asshole
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@FartFuckinVader
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2 years
Just gave a stranger my neighbor’s dog in exchange for a half empty Capri Sun
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@FartFuckinVader
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1 year
@xLord_of_war Imagine winning that and putting your fleshlite in it
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@FartFuckinVader
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1 year
Lobotomy?!?!? Lobotoyou!!!!
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@FartFuckinVader
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@TheWookieeRoars His cane is a lightsaber…..thats amazinf
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@FartFuckinVader
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Just ate a book and I cannot wait to absorb it's knowledge
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@FartFuckinVader
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4 years
Which twitter user should I jerk off to tonight?
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@FartFuckinVader
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4 years
Fingering people at the gas station
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@FartFuckinVader
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2 years
Every day i feed a wild hawk a slightly bigger animal in the hopes that it carries my neighbor’s kid away
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@FartFuckinVader
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2 years
Running Twitter on Windows 98
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@FartFuckinVader
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My best friend for about six years was a dead moth i found in my crawlspace
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@FartFuckinVader
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I cum whenever I get at least one like on any tweet
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@FartFuckinVader
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2 years
Okay? I woke up and I don’t have balls anymore, instead I have cubes? Tf?
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@FartFuckinVader
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@OneSmolCat My gf has a few of those in her bedside table
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@FartFuckinVader
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3 years
My 600 pound lice
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@FartFuckinVader
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2 years
Just stubbed my butthole on the coffee table again
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@FartFuckinVader
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3 years
Cool butt cheeks bro. Mind if I clap ‘em?
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@FartFuckinVader
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4 years
Jerkin off before every financial decision I make
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@FartFuckinVader
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My boobs are dumb, you can call them stupidititties
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@FartFuckinVader
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Do girls piss out their clits?
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2 years
Doing the wedding registration at Ikea but it’s all meatballs
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@FartFuckinVader
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I'm writing a song about you, it's called Bitch
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@FartFuckinVader
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4 years
Picture this, you and your significant other are having sex, and I’m cheering you on with popcorn and a big foam finger
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@FartFuckinVader
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2 years
Getting high by crying
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@FartFuckinVader
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3 years
Gary Busey’s teeth can bite through concrete
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@FartFuckinVader
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4 years
Ladies, is it a turn on if i say “holy shit, this is neato” during sex?
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@FartFuckinVader
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3 years
Can yall fat shame me so I can workout?
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@FartFuckinVader
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1 year
I got a bad feeling about this (everything)
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@FartFuckinVader
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4 years
Starting a tiktok channel where I adjust my balls at the entrance of every National Park
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@FartFuckinVader
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2 years
Just sold my Jeep so I can buy a tricked out Honda Civic and finally get some pussy
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@FartFuckinVader
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2 years
Got laid and I was wearing a Star Wars shirt 😎
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Corn 👏🏻 isn’t 👏🏻milk
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@FartFuckinVader
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3 years
Yo, I fuckin love Brendan Fraser
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I went to the gun range and didn’t jokingly put any guns in my mouth this time
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@FartFuckinVader
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Uh-oh!! Somebody activated Silly Goose Mode!!!! (I am drinking everything under the kitchen sink)
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@FartFuckinVader
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3 years
Hello 911? Just farted real good, thank you
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These people have been great posters, and good friends. Give them a follow. Let's build each other up, add in any people who reflect good humor and personality, let's build it up @WhackMorris @RussellFroudek @Punisheddrpiss @EkaBakie @goofysouthpaw @S4QQ13 @gainrisen
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@FartFuckinVader
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Soaking my balls in liquid nitrogen then crushing them with a hammer
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@FartFuckinVader
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I majored in farts in college
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@FartFuckinVader
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Getting a tattoo of your asshole on my asshole
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@FartFuckinVader
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Tag your favorite shit poster
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