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Faotu Happy

3 months

Am I the only one who plays Candy Crush, and when my heart (life) runs out, I go to my phone settings, time travel to the next day, and get my 5 hearts 💞 back, then reset the time again?

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Faotu Happy

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8 months

@AllureZini I won't support the notion of assisting a woman who isn't your wife. If you have surplus, consider investing in your sisters and mother. This is solely my personal viewpoint.

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5 years

@call_me_ayokay 🤓

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@FaotuHappy

5 years

@StanleyAkubude @iamJokunle @mrmanhere_ Is called silent drill parade. No sound but you count the sequences. Is the most difficult parade in military, and we have different silent drill parades

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@FaotuHappy

4 months

Why did we choose POS withdrawal over using the regular ATM?

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@FaotuHappy

8 months

While not all actors spoke Ijaw perfectly, we still appreciate their effort.

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@FaotuHappy

5 years

I spent 3hours from Ajah to CMS this morning and got to the office very late (9:30am). I was given manual labour to do in front of our barrack. My Monday was terrible

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5 years

Traffic/road gridlock messes up a lot of things and I hope the Lagos State Government will do more to fix the traffic gridlock in several locations across the State.

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

I want to ask a harmless question. For those who watch horror movies for fun and still sleep peacefully, how do you manage this? It seems like you're all siblings with demons.

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

Back in the days of BlackBerry, we had a 1.5k unlimited data subscription that lasted the entire 30 days, no matter how much you streamed. Now, even with 20k, it's uncertain if it can cover your data subscription for a month. Who do us this thing?

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@FaotuHappy

8 months

Go and sleep if the code is not running as expected. You need to take a break young champ

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@FaotuHappy

1 year

@Kella_TheTechDj @Rinsole_T Being Nigerian feels like starting a game at a 4:0 disadvantage; it seems like everything is designed to work against you.

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@FaotuHappy

1 year

@UfedoDominic There is even a 4G network on the machine. Why are they lying that there is no network?

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@FaotuHappy

7 months

@olumuyiwaayo OND - 2.65/4.0 HND - 3.11/4.0 PGD - 4.40/5.0 MSc - (in view)

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@FaotuHappy

2 months

@AkureCityHunter @yabaleftonline It's funny I remember back one year when daddy had no money Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me 'Cause daddy couldn't buy 'em I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

Not that you aren’t tweeting right, they just ignore cuz you aren’t a public figure yet

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@FaotuHappy

3 months

I saw a tweet advising guys with BSc or MSc to refrain from marrying someone with only an SSCE, suggesting they seek partners within their level. Personally, I prioritize finding a partner who brings peace of mind and resourceful, rather than focusing solely on social class.

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

Lost my iPhone last night and I can't login to my github because I have enabled 2FA. Try to get XR this morning and dealer said it's 350k. Naira weldone ooh.

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@FaotuHappy

3 months

A sachet of pure water is sold at the rate of ₦20 (3 for #50 ) in Kaduna and Kano while the same sachet of water is sold at ₦50 in PH, Warri, Yenagoa, Benin What is wrong with Nigeria?

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@FaotuHappy

4 months

My phone has been on silent for the past two years, and I don't intend to change that anytime soon. Last night, I hung out with this girl, and she said I'm an unreliable person because my phone is on silent.

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@FaotuHappy

8 months

@AdoraNwodo Some persons have used these terms in writing even before the introduction of ChatGPT. I'm curious about why many are quoting this tweet with words like "realm," "additionally," etc are always generated with ChatGPT. I thought these are common words!!!!

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@FaotuHappy

2 months

A female friend of mine, who is in 300l, reached out to me. She wants to leave her current course of study, retake the JAMB, and pursue a degree in medicine. I asked her age, and she said she is 26 I did my calculation that by the time she finishes medical school, she will be 34

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@FaotuHappy

2 years

Have money in multiple accounts. E get why? I will brief you guys on what @zenith did to me. When I'm done washing plates 🍽️ in this eatery

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

I just finished watching Beekeeper, and I will never support Yahoo. The old woman committed suicide because she fell for a scam, 'Cybercrime.'

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@FaotuHappy

9 months

Tech doesn't make you rich quickly. It's a journey that requires constant practice, learning, and improving your skills. I have seen people complained after 6months of boot-camp about not getting an unpaid internship role. This thing takes years to master 😆. Just keep going

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

Assuming I knew how life would be, I would have started saving money in nursery school. Because this economy is draining.

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

I dislike tribal conflicts, but let me share my experience as an Ijaw young man who has traveled across the country. An Ijaw man carries the responsibilities of the Niger Delta and is often labeled with names like militants, thugs, treasonists,

samuel

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6 months

@TemeYefa So na only ijaws get niger delta?

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@FaotuHappy

5 months

Twitter is weird place. You talk to yourself, and sometimes, someone will just relate and replies you.

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@FaotuHappy

3 months

The code 💻 is working 😀

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@FaotuHappy

3 months

@Debbiepaul002 I was playing all the scenes in my head as you pen them. I pray you heal from this.

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@FaotuHappy

5 months

I don't judge anymore because I've done silly things that I used to speak against.

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

What did you realise as you get older?

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@FaotuHappy

8 months

Is the Point of Sale (POS) intended to be our conventional method of money withdrawal? A lot is wrong in our banking system

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@FaotuHappy

8 months

Paula had sickle cell and was a friendly and smart girl. We were close, but I didn't realize how sick she was. In December 2021, she visited me and borrowed my phone, searched for information about sickle cell, and shared an article with me before bedtime.

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@laurentdarl

8 months

This season trigger attacks in sickle cell and asthmatic patients. Stay safe guys! 🙏

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@FaotuHappy

2 years

ThankGod is Friday and is 6pm already so is time to shutdown and bugga 😂, I will debug tomorrow

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Faotu Happy

@FaotuHappy

6 months

Honestly, I'm consistently late because I'm delusional. I believe I can do anything in less than 40 minutes. My Exams starts on Tuesday, but I haven't even checked the materials.

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Faotu Happy

@FaotuHappy

3 months

I'm beginning to understand that I should just let things happen and not push so much to make them happen. If they're meant to happen, they will. I've accepted that whatever will be, will be.

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Faotu Happy

@FaotuHappy

6 months

Right now, I just want a heavy account balance, a healthy relationship, and a comfortable life.

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Faotu Happy

@FaotuHappy

8 months

I can't wait to be called a founder and probably add that title to my bio 😆 2024

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@FaotuHappy

1 month

Warri to Ughelli was 2h but now is between 7h to 8h Whoever that is supporting this government, it shall not be well with you 🙏

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@FaotuHappy

3 months

I hope every decent man finds a good woman whom he will also feel secure with.

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@FaotuHappy

4 months

@olumuyiwaayo Exactly, sir. And the most amusing aspect is that this certification expires after 2 years. So, essentially, what they imply is that my proficiency in English expires after two years. It's quite baffling.

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@FaotuHappy

2 months

There was this girl I was dating. To be a supportive bf, I planned a one-month IT crash course for her. I fixed my second laptop for her to use. I managed to teach her day-1 and I gave-up on day-2 Nobody had to tell me to pay for a course for her on Udemy. To teach gf Na war

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@FaotuHappy

4 months

I will always suggest that you shouldn't pick sides until you know the full story. Some people are extremely skilled at making others look bad.

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

Yes, she is a baddie and can’t cook but she will change when we get married or have children. I know she does a little hookup and likes smokes but with time she will overcome? Clap 👏 for yourself legend 😂😂😂

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Faotu Happy

@FaotuHappy

5 months

I admire Wole Soyinka, his style of phrases, sentences, and words is superb. Similarly, when it comes to storytelling, Chinua Achebe is exceptional. His vivid descriptions have the power to teleport you to the scenes he paints.

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@FaotuHappy

9 months

Throughout my academic journey in Computer Science, spanning from 100-level to postgraduate studies, the classroom curriculum never covered JavaScript/NextJS, MongoDB, Node.js, tailwindcss, etc.

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@FaotuHappy

3 months

Ijaw man don suffer for Delta state Ijaws are in Warri Southwest Ijaws are in Warri North Ijaws are in Warri South Ijaws owns the biggest local government and that's Burutu LGA Ijaws owns Patani LGA Ijaws owns Bomadi LGA So why are peole hating and televising fake narratives?

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@FaotuHappy

1 year

@howell_joe13 @yabaleftonline An honorary degree is bestowed as an honour without the usual prerequisites, requirements, or functions of an academic PhD. It is a recognition of her contributions to society &a testament to the impact she is making. an honorary degree is distinct from an academic PhD

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@FaotuHappy

3 months

I applied for a Junior role last June. Got an email from the company yesterday saying I've been considered... Oga HR, I've leveled up from Junior Dev. I don pass that level

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@FaotuHappy

2 years

Sometimes is frustrating but all thanks to Dr @yu_angela she said we should keep going and continue to practice. Thanks for adding Web3 to your python and Web courses

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@FaotuHappy

5 months

One of my professors who supervised us during our last exam wants to adopt me as her son. She said, 'Happy, I want you to pick up a Ph.D. form, and I will adopt you as my son and see you through. I just got myself a new mum 😃

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

You might think your phone is a distraction until you lose it, then you realize how valuable having a smartphone is. Phones are our best friends and lovers right now.

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

I've been in front of a computer for the last 10 years, and my ex said I should marry my laptop.

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

If you're not into a girl, just steer clear of any intimacy. They can easily get pregnant and tie you down, so be careful and stay on guard, King. Let it be mutual

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@FaotuHappy

1 month

Being in your 20s to early 30s is so weird and chaotic. Someone you know just finished their PhD. Someone is getting married. Someone is moving into a new apartment they bought. Another migrated to a new country. One had four kids. One committed suicide. It's chaotic and busy

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

After proofreading her work and doing many of her assignments, she texted me, 'I love intelligent men. Yes, advise me. Yes, proofread my work. Yes, teach me and walk me through because you're the man.' I hope I am on the right track?

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@FaotuHappy

9 months

Good morning Monday!!….. A new week to console .log and I wish you all a bug-free week

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@FaotuHappy

5 months

Encourage your little siblings or young champs around you to avoid polytechic and college of education. Nobody should deceive them that Polytechnic is practical oriented

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@FaotuHappy

7 months

A frined recommended @shadcn UI, so I decided to explore today and the speed at which I was able to complete form, inputs and buttons was amazing. I will recommded it to every developer

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@FaotuHappy

8 months

@princesswilson_ The tribal conflict was deliberately orchestrated by our elites. As an Ijaw youth, I wasn't born when Isaac Boro was killed in the Civil War, but we were told that a tribe was responsible. No one here witnessed instances of Yoruba or Igbo betrayal or violence against each other

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@FaotuHappy

8 months

The harmattan got its way into my house I have to kitup ooh

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@FaotuHappy

5 months

Intelligent folks are extremely selective in choosing partners. Like yes, they want someone that can advise them. Yes, proofread their work. Yes, teach them or having idea on almost every topic in the universe

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@FaotuHappy

3 months

So you have a smartphone without data? Bro/sist your day is ruin

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@FaotuHappy

7 months

We youth walk around saying we're depressed. Who diagnosed you? People often mix up depression with just feeling really sad. You aren't depressed, you just need some funds, food, and a good working environment

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

Today I code for 30 minutes, then head to the bathroom for a bath. Back to the office, I coded for another 40 minutes, then went back to the bathroom. This goes on until 5 pm. Where did they manufacture this heat from? 😆

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@FaotuHappy

9 months

The intern accidentally deleted the entire Xtratime database! 😅

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@FaotuHappy

2 years

I'm about to check if our higher institutions do check their emails. I will email my previous school to request their grading scale used during my time as a student. I will give you guys feedback when I receive a reply from the school. Wish me well

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

As a software engineers you literally has no free time for yourself. Even Sundays and Saturdays are work days where you need to meet up with deadlines Crazy career

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@FaotuHappy

4 months

Just post one beautiful picture in an expensive restaurant, and all of a sudden, they want to know 'how you've been'.

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@FaotuHappy

5 months

In 2021, I went on three or four dates with a fairly skinny, tall, mediocre-looking girl my friends and I called "Esq." She wasn't my normal type, but I was looking for long-term compatibility. She was smart, eloquent, and a good conversationalist. Also, she loved banga soup.

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@FaotuHappy

4 months

I dislike it when my tl refreshes without my permission, especially when I was in the middle of reading something.

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Faotu Happy

@FaotuHappy

3 years

December last year, I promised myself that I will be teaching people on how to code (at least 100 person by the end of 2022)... still haven't taught a single soul this year. Local boy is extremely preoccupied. Dear Lord, Give me the strength to fulfill my promise!

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@FaotuHappy

4 months

I love women who make it easy for you to be a man; no confusion, just love and harmony, without fighting for equality or arguing about who is going to the kitchen the next morning LOL

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@FaotuHappy

4 months

I don't have money to share but I can teach you tech skills

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

If you begin learning how to code now, my prayers and heart are with you. The market is becoming saturated, and I strongly advise you to focus on networking – don't take it lightly.

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

Ever since Elon Musk began selling Blue Tick, Twitter has not been normal.

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@FaotuHappy

2 years

Recently, even getting an internship in the Tech space is becoming tedious. The industry is becoming saturated. The only thing that will distinguish you from many others in the Tech Industry is to keep building and learning even though you keep receiving rejection emails.

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@FaotuHappy

3 months

Your soulmate might not be your spec

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@FaotuHappy

3 months

She'll check your profile and your pictures a thousand times and longing to talk to you but she won't text you. That's women nature

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@FaotuHappy

5 months

When I say, "Your secret is always safe with me," it means I won't even disclose it to my best friend or lover. It's your secret, and it has to remain that way.

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@FaotuHappy

4 months

If she is beautiful and single, just know that she is the problem

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@FaotuHappy

4 months

A lady blocked me, and I didn't even know. I wanted to follow her and discovered that I was blocked... Me, who doesn't engage in any violence tweets, wetin I do her?

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

Tech is not a get rich quick scheme Tech is not a get rich quick scheme Tech is not a get rich quick scheme Tech is not a get rich quick scheme Tech is not a get rich quick scheme Tech is not a get rich quick scheme

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@FaotuHappy

3 months

Wetin Crypto do Nigeria government?

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@FaotuHappy

2 months

I’m offering a free month of IT classes as part of my random acts of kindness next month to 20 people! As a certified computer scientist, I can’t tell anyone what to do, but I can be surprisingly effective at helping you unblock your tech skills. DM me what you want to learn.

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@FaotuHappy

3 months

I wish we never had to deal with chaos, and we're all content with small victories or none at all. I wish we weren't so hooked on trying to conquer everything and being the best among others. May love find its way to you and I.

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3 months

Writing prompt: Write a piece that begins with I and ends with I. Let's go. Let's go.

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@FaotuHappy

1 year

If you have to consistently fight for someone to see your worth/to treat you the way you deserve, it does not matter how much they love you, don't settle. There is always a love that will be ready. To honor, cherish, and value you in the ways you've always dreamed.

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@FaotuHappy

7 months

You think U have plenty of time on planet Earth. The next minute u are getting close to 30 & battling with career disaster decisions 😆 Some believe, by 23, they should've completed Med or Law school, already practitioners. Yet, life unfolds differently. We go again next year

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@FaotuHappy

5 months

So you guys are dating people who break TV screens, cars and other gadgets when they are angry......Una dey try

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@FaotuHappy

6 months

You can watch movies, play video games, and engage in a social lifestyle and still be productive. Road maps are for motivational speakers.

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@FaotuHappy

5 years

@Mr_wizzy1 Immortals

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@FaotuHappy

3 years

@rochelleocean He should learn web dev

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@FaotuHappy

2 years

You might have used Google Docs or you intended to use Google Docs because everyone is migrating from Microsoft Word (MS Word) to Google Docs. Here is a thread of Keyboard shortcuts for Google Docs. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

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@FaotuHappy

3 months

Someone said the more educated they are, the more confused 🤔 🤔

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@FaotuHappy

7 months

If the stars were made to worship, so will I 🙏❤️

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@FaotuHappy

8 months

Dear Artists in X, This is my GRANDMUM… Kindly present a spotless model of this picture …A suitable price await the best craft. Note: it must be a drawing and not AI GENERATED IMAGE Good luck.

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@FaotuHappy

4 months

Wow!!!!! Almost every girl has a nose ring now. This wasn't common five years ago. Why so rampant now?

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@FaotuHappy

5 months

If individuals and companies begin to narrate how much they have lost due to bad network in this country, you will be shocked

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@FaotuHappy

26 days

@Imranmuhdz @woye1 At this point I want the Federal Government to stop giving Delta and Bayelsa State this money....... I don't understand what my state is using those billions for and I'm not seeing any positive impact

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2 months

For those who are in Engineering and have used AutoCAD drawing before. Can one learn and have a grip of AutoCAD within three weeks?

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