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You can hit kids like really hard and they pretty much have no way of defending themselves
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me when the running backs on my dynasty team turn 26
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REPORT: The white cleats found in Rashee Rice’s car are a pair of Clyde “Sweet Feet” Livingston’s. The shoes had been stolen from a nearby charity event earlier that day.
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Free-agent Derrick Henry is signing a two-year, $16 million deal worth up to $20 million, including $9 million fully guaranteed in the first year with the Baltimore Ravens, sources tell ESPN.
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NFL teams when their running back turns 27
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Oh my…Allen Robinson just revealed why he’s off to a poor start in Los Angeles:
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Zach Wilson on his first snap as the Jets starting QB this Sunday
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When it’s 1pm on a Sunday and your fantasy football team is already down 3.0-1.2
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Joe Biden
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I'm sick
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NFL teams when their running back turns 27
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WOAH: #Chargers J.K. Dobbins has released a diss track "Not Like Gus" in current feud with Gus Edwards over the team's RB1 spot.
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*Travis Kelce OUT, Mark Andrews, Darren Waller, and George Kittle Questionable* The guy who drafted T.J. Hockensen:
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Justin Jefferson at halftime: 0 Catches 🥶 0 Yards 🥶 0 Touchdowns 🥶 Is the “Star WR” officially washed up?
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Kansas City just won a 3rd Super Bowl in 5 years. They’re a dynasty. Can you imagine how crazy it would be if they didn’t make a conference championship game for the next 28 years haha? Anyway, here’s an unrelated picture.
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With him gone, it’s officially DeVon Achane’s backfield in Miami 🚀🚀🚀
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Adam Schefter
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Falcons also officially have hired Raheem Morris as their head coach.
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Woah! This just in from Zach Wilson:
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#Falcons Head Coach Arthur Smith says he thinks Georgia TE Brock Bowers would be a perfect draft pick for Atlanta. “He’s a monster out there. I could really see him lead blocking for Bijan or running a couple routes per game in our scheme.”
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Report: #Giants QB Daniel Jones meant to ask for a "four-to-five million" dollar salary instead of "forty five," but team execs had trouble hearing him over HC Brian Daboll loudly eating fettuccini alfredo during the meeting. Wow.
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Odell Beckham’s dad showing Amari Cooper’s dad how to use iMovie and get out of Cleveland
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Kadarius Toney is the answer to the question “what if Tyreek Hill casually smoked crack and was also bad”
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Zach Wilson getting ready to head to Elijah Moore’s mother’s house to smooth over the situation
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why was Anthony Richardson riding a school bus on a sunday at 10pm
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MLFootball
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HILARIOUS: #Colts QB Anthony Richardson takes a jab at his backup, Joe Flacco. "I just remember riding on the school bus when they were winning the Super Bowl. 😂😂😂
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“No way a WR could have the athleticism of Calvin Johnson, the dawg of Randy Moss, and the hands of Larry Fitzgerald all in one.” Some random 5th round Samoan/Hawaiian rookie from BYU:
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I'd do unholy things for a RedZone-style broadcast tonight that bounces around team's decision rooms
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Patrick Mahomes will now be on this graphic
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Wow! This just in from Odell Beckham, Jr:
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@fuckeveryword
fuck every word
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fuck photographer
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Fantasy Football team names that are just puns with someone’s name in it aren’t that clever or funny or interesting
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Sleeper
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Did your fantasy team name make the top 25? 👀
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Woah! This just in from Antonio Gibson:
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Dynasty trade offers be like
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we're on to you @chargers
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Woah: Calvin Ridley said he preferred a different landing spot...
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Kyler Murray when he sees an opportunity to scramble:
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The least funny person you know is changing their fantasy football team name from My Ball Zach Ertz to Hock Tua this season.
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Sam Howell immediately steps into the Patrick Mahomes role in Eric Bieniemy’s offense. We project him for 4,250/41/12, give or take. He’s our QB1. Adjust your rankings.
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Wow! This just in from Van Jefferson:
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Report: #Chargers star RB Austin Ekeler has actually not received a contract extension by the team because a source overheard him call QB Justin Herbert "Long-Haired Matt Ryan" in the shower following the Jaguars' 27-point comeback win in the playoffs. Wow.
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this is the best day ever
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Wow! This just in from Jordan Love:
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oh no Michael Thomas 💀
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@JayCuda Now do Haha Clinton-Dix
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It is time we revisited defensive scoring settings
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Oh my...Bill Belichick just dropped a bomb on fantasy football players:
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Me watching myself pick Austin Ekeler instead of Tyreek Hill on draft night
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Plaxico Burress after reading his 2008 NFL script
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🚨BREAKING: WR Brandon Aiyuk has been traded for WR Jayden Reed and a 2025 2nd round pick in one of my fantasy football leagues this afternoon.
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Full Point PPR is so good and cool
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Wow! This just in from Malik Willis:
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INCREDIBLE: Alvin Kamara has just 11 points in Standard scoring tonight but over 8 billion points in PPR.
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how dare you
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Greetings! I just downloaded Twitter two weeks ago and learned about a new game called “fantasy football.” This is my team I just drafted after learning all about the game! I think I did good.
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Idea: @SleeperHQ notifies you of upcoming player birthdays so you can trade them earlier.
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He scored 18.9pts in Week 18 to pass Kittle, Kelce, Hock, and Njoku because they didn't play. I do not care.
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He finished as the TE2 last season and it’s like some of y’all don’t care 🤣
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Report: Travis Kelce and Jason Kelce have agreed to play in the All-White vs. All-Black football game. “We’re thrilled to have another opportunity to play against each other,” they said.
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Report: #Chiefs star TE Travis Kelce (hyperextended knee) has died.
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Wow! This just in from Chase Claypool:
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Just like that, Bailey Zappe’s Drew Bledsoe is gone. Bill Belichick has his new franchise QB in Foxborough.
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Mike McDaniel after cooking up the greatest route for a big WR of all time and Chase Claypool tells him he lowkey doesn't feel like running it
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we need a pride flag for unemployed people
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BREAKING: #Chargers star RB Austin Ekeler says he's ready to get back on track this week:
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I lost Cooper Kupp to injury but was able to replace him by grabbing Kenneth Walker III off waivers! Fantasy football doesn’t have to be hard, people.
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wasn’t far away from the end zone. not impressed.
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Ooo boy, this one's gonna be REALLY hard to explain away.....
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Wow...Russell Wilson with quite the interview answer after practice today:
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 WR Brandon Aiyuk has requested a trade from the 49ers, per MLFootball via JPAFootball through a Dov Kleiman tweet per an unnamed source as reported on by John Frascella on X. Wow.
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Full Point PPR fans look away
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Me trading B. Robinson to the newbie in my league for Garrett Wilson and the 1.07
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Gabe Davis and George Pickens in fantasy football 9th place games right now
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@DaveKluge Gus tryna find a hole and it's probably the A gapppppppp
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oops! if only this was clearly a bad idea from the start!
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JUST IN: Darren Waller has threatened to release more music.
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and just like that, Treylon Burks is now in the Ja’Marr Chase role 🚀 🚀 🚀
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Adam Schefter
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Titans are working to finalize a deal to hire Bengals’ offensive coordinator Brian Callahan as their next head coach, per league sources.
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“I have Kenneth Walker on my fantasy team!” Really? You have Kenneth Walker III’s grandfather on your fantasy team? I highly doubt that, you idiot. You utter buffoon.
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nvm he's going to fit right in.
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#Saints HC Dennis Allen on Kendre Miller: "I'm not going to say he should die...but I'd just be a little happier if he wasn't around anymore. It's not a hateful thing, just a matter of what's best for the team. Again, I wish him the best in life except for, like, being alive."
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Is there a new RB1 in New England?👀
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Taysom Hill until Michael Thomas comes back:
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@samgrosswald everyone throw eggs and sausage at this man
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@NFL_Memes Using “first time in his career” for a rookie is diabolical
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If some random guy was in charge of setting expected yards per play
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I had Ja’Marr Chase as my new dynasty WR1 but D.K. Metcalf did something cool more recently so now he is my dynasty WR1
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@Ihartitz I watch these on repeat to get angry on purpose.
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me to my dynasty RBs
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Safe to say Jason Moore is not a big fan of #Steelers QB Kenny Pickett 👀 (via @TheFFBallers )
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Bills HC Sean McDermott on trading Stefon Diggs to the Houston Texans:
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@WorldWideWob
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i have found my new favorite player.
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Retweet if you're a degenerate
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German NFL fan: “Blitz!!!” The Polish guy sitting next to him:
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@tonypenthouse just enjoy the meme
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CMC catching passes this year?🤯
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Calvin Ridley Hits $100,000 Bet He Would Sign With Tennessee Titans
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