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@FaithKMoore

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Stay-at-home mom. I write, edit, and podcast while the baby sleeps. My novel: My podcast:

Joined February 2016
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@FaithKMoore
Faith Moore
9 months
🎉BIG NEWS!🎉 I'm starting a podcast! It's called Storytime for Grownups and it's designed to help you learn to love classic literature. For season 1, we'll be reading Jane Eyre! Episode 1 drops on Monday. Click here to learn more (and please subscribe!):
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Wait, the other ones can hear us??
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Ladies, if he: - Is slick as Gaston - Is quick as Gaston - Has a neck that's incredibly thick as Gaston - Shoots like Gaston - Makes those beauts like Gaston - Goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston - Uses antlers in all of his decorating He's not your man. He's Gaston.
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People without children: Gender is a social construct Boys:
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Kids aren't resilient, they just can't explain all the ways you've hurt them.
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I am politically moderate, which means the conservatives are the only ones who'll have me.
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3 years
Got my first covid vaccine on Friday but forgot to take a selfie. Do you think it'll still work?
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@FaithKMoore
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11 months
Not yet
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𝐀𝐡𝐚𝐛
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5 years
These live-action Disney movies are starting to get weird.
@nypost
New York Post
5 years
Woman plans to marry 91-year-old chandelier named Lumiere
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5 years
Look, either women are "strong empowered warriors" or we're not. If ever there was a time to suck it up and do what you have to do, this is that time. It is my duty and my great joy to care for my family. I am not a victim. No matter how much you want me to be.
@UN_Women
UN Women
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The #COVID19 pandemic is placing a greater burden on women who carry the bulk of care and domestic work at home. It’s on all of us to split responsibilities at home between everyone!
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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5 years
BREAKING: Pro-choice activists discover sex makes babies.
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Alyssa Milano
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Our reproductive rights are being erased. Until women have legal control over our own bodies we just cannot risk pregnancy. JOIN ME by not having sex until we get bodily autonomy back. I’m calling for a #SexStrike . Pass it on.
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I met him! And he even signed my book. Somehow he already knew my name, which was crazy!
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I will be there! Can't wait to finally meet @andrewklavan !
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9 months
K, but it's so obviously a hippopotamus.
@gavinthomas2015
Gavin Thomas
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Apparently, if you can see a boxing glove, you're left-brained, and if you can see a dinosaur, you're right-brained. What do you see in the potato?
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4 years
My family has grown by one Moore! It was a rather dramatic entrance 12 hours before the planned c-section but we are home and recovering well so far. 💕
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@FaithKMoore
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5 years
I make exactly $0 from being a stay-at-home mom, but I'm far far richer than I ever was when I had a career.
@TheEconomist
The Economist
5 years
Having children lowers women’s lifetime earnings, an outcome known as the “child penalty”
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@FaithKMoore
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10 months
My desk is in a closet. So I hung a picture of a window.
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3 years
Happy Father's Day to @andrewklavan , the very best dad a girl could ever ask for!
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4 years
I am literally barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. (Sorry fellas, I'm taken.)
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5 years
Let me explain something: The reason I am able to live my dream of being a stay-at-home mom is that my husband supports that decision and works hard every day to make that financially feasible. He's not keeping me at home, he's supporting my choices. #InternationalWomensDay
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Faith Moore
5 years
Could all of Twitter please just be this dad with his baby?
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
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This is the Twitter content I’m here for...💪😍😂😇😉
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This #InternationalWomensDay I just wanna give a shoutout to all the amazing women who stay home cooking, cleaning, and raising the amazing men and women of tomorrow. Yours is the most important job of all.
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5 years
The perfect crime.
@nypost
New York Post
5 years
Dinosaurs may have been poisoned before asteroid hit, study reveals
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Ooh, this is a fun game! Let me try. Sneakers are a very popular type of footwear. But to many (like bugs, for example) they are instruments of death. Am I doing this right?
@voxdotcom
Vox
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Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony is one of classical music’s most famous works. But to many, it’s also a symbol of elitism and exclusion. Listen to @SwitchedOnPop and @nyphil explain why:
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3 years
If a bunch of aging rap stars come and perform at my son's school today, can he take off his mask?
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4 years
I think the real winner of last night's debate is everyone who didn't watch it.
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5 years
If a person who lacks a heartbeat is dead, then surely a person who has one is alive. #ProLife
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6 years
The scariest part about this is how quickly the school jumped to toe the party line. Hold a debate, have a discussion, ask the students to weigh in, but don’t give in to bullies. That is a lesson middle schoolers ought to learn. My latest for @PJMedia_com
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3 years
Thinking about Queen Elizabeth II today who has lost the man she spent the past 74 years with. 74 years. A lifetime.
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4 years
Good boy!!
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2 months
Are they asking for recipes?
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It's me!
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non aesthetic things
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Here's a thought: What if we just keep on being thankful for things?
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4 years
Expecting one Moore! (December, 2020)
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3 years
Ah yes, that horror movie where everyone is acting normally and nothing is wrong. Didn't do very well in the theaters. The elites loved it though.
@WajahatAli
Wajahat Ali
3 years
I see packed restaurants and people inside stores and malls and their kids aren't wearing masks. I feel I'm in a horror movie.
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My son's kindergarten teacher on Zoom: Okay! Who has an F word they'd like to share? Me, muttering darkly at the computer: Me. I have an F word.
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I feel like this is good advice even under normal circumstances.
@Strangeland_Elf
Elwë Singollo 🍁🧝🏻‍♀️
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Don’t forget to practice selective kissing.
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5 years
@MaraJyn It seems to me that the fact that there are trans people is further evidence that gender is not socially constructed. If you can feel that you are a gender that is different from your sex (as some people do) then gender must be real, not constructed.
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This episode of Crazy Town is brought to you by the letters P and B.
@nasty_canasta
100% Genuine Bona-Fide Real Deal Nasty Canasta
4 years
We need some grownups to take charge.
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5 years
And did YOU know that MY cape is embroidered with how much I don't care?
@TheWrap
TheWrap
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WOW #NataliePortman is looking regal on the carpet. Did you know? Her cape is embroidered with the names of female directors that were not nominated. #Oscars (photo: Getty Images)
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This may be my most controversial take ever, but I HATE Nightmare Before Christmas. I find it deeply horrible. I can hardly even look at this gif.
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3 years
Scented trash bags smell worse than trash.
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7 years
This evening I was baptized, surrounded by my family, and filled with joy.
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4 years
This is nuts.
@APStylebook
APStylebook
4 years
Do not use derogatory terms, such as insane, crazy/crazed, nuts or deranged, unless they are part of a quotation that is essential to the story. Avoid using mental health terms to describe unrelated issues. Don’t say that an awards show, for example, was schizophrenic.
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@FaithKMoore
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It's important to define your roles in a marriage. For example, my job is to stand on the toilet lid screaming incomprehensibly and my husband's job is to kill the giant cockroach that is on the bathroom door.
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Faith Moore
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Like unborn babies!!
@PPact
Planned Parenthood Action
5 years
Human rights for 👉🏽ALL👈🏽. No exceptions. #HumanRightsDay
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4 years
Anxious voters wonder if it's Earth.
@nypost
New York Post
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Astronomers discover hellscape planet that rains rocks, has lava seas
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Faith Moore
4 years
Did I indicate any desire to hear this information? Is it possible I know more about this topic than you do? Did you read the room before starting to speak?
@UN_Women
UN Women
4 years
You can avoid being a mansplainer by asking yourself these questions: 👉Did she indicate any desire to hear this information? 👉Is it possible that she knows more about this topic than I do? 👉Did I read the room before starting to speak?
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The contempt with which she speaks about the source material for the character she's playing should automatically disqualify her for playing this role. We've got to stop writing off fairy tales as "outdated" and "anti-feminist." They are neither!
@EndWokeness
End Wokeness
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“The cartoon was made 85 years ago and therefore it’s extremely dated” Snow White (2024) stars explain how they “reimagined” the story:
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"Standing in that space, looking at the masterpieces that human hands have wrought, worshipping the God who has been worshipped there for centuries, we are connected through the ages to humanity." My latest for @realDailyWire about Notre Dame.
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Faith Moore
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Is it the election results?
@Independent
The Independent
4 years
Mysterious radio signal is coming from inside our galaxy, scientists announce
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11 months
Please pray for me, we have been selected to bring the class hamster home for the weekend.
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1 year
I will tell you what I told my 8-year-old son last night: There is no such thing as a good guy who hates Jews.
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"The new rebellion is quiet. It’s calm. It happens at birthday parties and moms’ nights out, in the school pick-up line and at play dates. It’s one mom turning to another and saying, 'I’m so glad they lifted the school mask mandate!'"
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Nine years ago today I was lying in a hospital bed fighting a terrible post-birth infection. The doctors were trying everything but I wasn't getting better. I sent out a prayer request (it was my first one, I had only just become a Christian). The next day, I begin to heal.
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Um, this should be way higher. Lions don't even have fists.
@DudespostingWs
Dudes Posting Their W’s
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🎉Today is my birthday! (I know because when I clicked on my profile page there were balloons!) So, this is 41 apparently. (It's a good day to buy yourself a present. I've got just the thing! Christmas Karol, a novel. I think you'll like it!) 🎈🎂
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Well hang on. Yes, a mother's work is priceless, but our kids aren't blank canvases. They are their own, individual beings right from the beginning and our job, as parents, is to help them grow into who they were meant to be.
@ScaryMommy
Scary Mommy
4 years
Motherhood is an art form. We get a blank canvas when the first kid arrives and what comes next is our very own masterpiece that only we can interpret. It is ours to appreciate and nobody has the right to appraise our artwork.
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4 years
Listen, my unborn baby may be a clump of cells. But so am I. And so are you. There's no "just" about it. He is my child, and I am his mother, from the moment of his conception until forevermore.
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2 years
Because they are men.
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3 years
Lol, what? Who does he think was writing them?
@IGN
IGN
3 years
George R.R. Martin wishes the Game of Thrones books had stayed ahead of the TV series.
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Okay, so I can see who likes my posts, and you presumably know if you liked my posts, but other people won't know that you liked my posts, and this is presumably because you might be embarrassed that you liked my posts. But...why would you be embarrassed? I'm delightful!
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He is risen!
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6 years
I was baptized one year ago today.
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1 year
Do I need an excuse? I...am not a sculptor? Talent doesn't bless us all. It's a mistake to think that you can do anything you set your mind to if you just work hard enough. I could work until my fingers bled and I would never ever be able to do that. That's what makes it great.
@Culture_Crit
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A 24-year-old sculpted this. What's your excuse?
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How sad that she was forced to be on Deal or No Deal against her will. Oh wait.
@EliteDaily
Elite Daily
2 years
“I was on set at Deal or No Deal & thinking back to my time working as an intern at the U.S. Embassy in Argentina in Buenos Aires...and being valued specifically for my brain,” Markle said. “Here, I was being valued for something quite the opposite.”
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It was gonna, but then you said it wasn't a real planet and it figured screw you.
@konstructivizm
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Pluto hasn’t made a full orbit around the sun since it was discovered in 1930. NASA
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9 months
To all the dads who'll be staying up late tonight putting together toys with questionable directions: we salute you.
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2 years
Motherhood is the great work of my life.
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Faith Moore
7 months
Shout-out to all the stay-at-home mom this #InternationalWomensDay ! You absolute radicals, you. 💕
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1 year
No idea why everyone is posting their wedding dresses. But here's mine.
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Faith Moore
4 years
But ... but Athena is the goddess of wisdom ... so ... I'm confused.
@nypost
New York Post
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Protester dubbed 'Naked Athena' faces off with Portland police
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@FaithKMoore
Faith Moore
4 years
"Boop."
@IL0VEthe80s
I❤️80s𝕏
4 years
What is Darth Vader saying?
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Faith Moore
5 years
I'm sorry, but no. Christmas music may not be played until Santa Claus reaches Herald Square in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Check the rule book.
@realDailyWire
Daily Wire
5 years
*is November 1st*
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Faith Moore
3 years
The other day a man on the street said to me, "Miss, you an act of God." I hadn't known it was so obvious that I'm a natural disaster. I feel seen.
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Faith Moore
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My dad taught me how to be brave. How to strip away the fear and the uncertainty and the worry and just do the thing that I know is right. I wrote this a few years ago, but the things @andrewklavan taught me never get old. Happy Father’s Day.
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Faith Moore
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I was sick every single day of both of my pregnancies. I was cut open. I am scarred. I am not the same size I was when I was 20. Today I was pooped on, peed on, spit up on, and drooled on. My body is not what it once was. But it gave me my children. So it is beautiful.
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In which I maintain that Frozen's Elsa is "self-absorbed, fearful, closed-off, and makes a lot of really bad choices" and that "Anna is actually the one who does all the emotional (and literal) work." #SavingCinderella
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Faith Moore
4 years
PSA: Regardless of what you think of Dr. Seuss, do not -- I repeat, do not -- try to write some witty poem in his style conveying your viewpoint. Dr. Seuss was an actual genius at this and no one else can do it. No. Not even you.
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Faith Moore
6 months
Um, monogamy?
@nypost
New York Post
6 months
How to keep your ‘body count’ low while still having lots of sex: Jana Hocking
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Faith Moore
6 months
This is wrong. Men should bow to women. Women should then curtsey in response. Then the man should ask if she would honor him with a dance and the woman should offer him her dance card while a dowager looks on approvingly.
@BibMasculinity
Biblical Masculinity
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Women should bow to men when greeting them. Unless married, of course.
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Faith Moore
2 years
Not what, Who
@Culture_Crit
Culture Critic
2 years
What inspired human beings to build places like this?
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Faith Moore
6 years
It was a new kind of fairy tale — Cinderella ditches the prince but keeps the shoes. Twenty years later, though, these “real-life” Carrie Bradshaws are starting to wonder what happened to their happy endings. Check out my piece on @realDailyWire !
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Faith Moore
4 years
Doctor: *Cuts you open, pulls out an entire human being, sews you back up again* *Later* Doctor: You may experience some discomfort.
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Faith Moore
2 years
Not only was the baby I lost via miscarriage my baby, but it was the miscarriage itself that convinced me of that. I grieved for my child (I grieve for him still) and I wish (every day) that I'd asked for his body back so I could lay him to rest and visit his grave.
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Faith Moore
8 months
I really feel like "f/u" is not the best subject line for my doctor's office to use in an email to me expressing that I should schedule a follow up.
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Faith Moore
6 years
@Genesis56710640 That's good. I tweeted it to the tune of the song.
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Faith Moore
3 years
Are these the same cicadas they were telling us to eat??
@NPR
NPR
3 years
A fungus that emits a kind of amphetamine is infecting some cicadas and causing their genitals to fall off — while prolonging their sexual stamina and making them want to obsessively mate with everyone.
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Faith Moore
4 years
Pro tip: Put "procrastination" on your to-do list. Then you won't do it.
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Faith Moore
7 months
So much of parenting is seeing who your kid really is (as opposed to who you expected him to be) and helping him be the best version of that.
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Faith Moore
9 months
Guys, the president's on fire again, somebody put him out before he hurts himself.
@JoyVBehar
Joy Behar
9 months
Don’t tell me President Biden can’t handle the job. Are you watching him right now? He’s on fire.
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Faith Moore
4 years
What is the worst Christmas song ever and why is it Happy Xmas (War Is Over)?
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Faith Moore
1 year
Year of our Lord 2023: Women discover clothes
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Faith Moore
8 months
Actually, I think you have a bookshelf problem.
@frjoshTX
Fr. Joshua J. Whitfield
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I might have a book problem. But I don’t care.
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Faith Moore
5 months
Who wouldn't eat a T-rex? That'd be awesome.
@peta
PETA
1 year
Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich... T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 #DinosaurDay
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Faith Moore
9 months
Close the door.
@il0venostalgia
I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏'
9 months
You wake tomorrow to this. What is the first thing you do?
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Faith Moore
4 years
Wait, this wasn't banned before??
@nypost
New York Post
4 years
MTA board to officially ban pooping in subways, buses
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Faith Moore
3 years
Calling all #Brooklyn or #NYC #families ! I'm creating a contact of list of families who want their kids' lives to return to normal. (No masks, no social distancing, no covid fear.) I want to create a community of like-minded families. DM me if you'd like to be included!
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@FaithKMoore
Faith Moore
5 years
Shame, noun: a painful feeling of humiliation or distress caused by the consciousness of wrong or foolish behavior. The only thing about this that you could even possibly be ashamed of is the fact that you think this and tweeted about it.
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