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Gonzotrucker

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Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I’m not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer’s being in the same car are astronomical.

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Volume up

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@JamesWarda @missmayn I try my worst every day.

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@DebonairDoctor @Legally_sassy

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@CatcherSass I’m an offensive person.

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Guess who stole this rock

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Who remembers these death machines?

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I don’t do politics. I’m in the middle like a pair of balls. Politics free zone. Come here for a laugh.

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This is why I can never be vegan.

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“Do not touch” must be the scariest thing to read in Braille.

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I just finished a 70 hour work week so you people could have something to wipe your ass with

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@maraschino @SwettmanF I took a dump at target once. Very clean restroom.

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@Sysngn He shit his pants. Ruined my seat.

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Can anyone be this dumb?

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Footage of man shitting in kayak

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If life gives you lemonade , inspect it closely. Life normally doesn’t give things so easily. It could be piss.

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Lady came into the shop saying the front right side was wobbling a bit.

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I found my first grey pubic hair today. Normally things like this don’t bother me, but it was in my Big Mac.

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I was told it’s Germany, and they are leaving food and water for the truckers.

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My daughter asked me how I know every driver on the road is named dickhead.

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Guess the company?

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I want to assure you trucks will keep rolling. Most of us understand we are the lifeblood of civilization. Besides it’s what we do, it’s in our blood, and nothing else matters to us. #truckers

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So I just signed up for Korean language classes at my local community college.

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2nd half of the video because twitter wouldn’t allow the whole video

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Only a French car would catch fire in the water

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What kind of mechanic is this?

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Asked my wife if I could use toys during sex. Shoulda seen her face when I rolled my hotwheel car across her titties...

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Only rich people could find a way to die on the titanic 111 years later.

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How flatbedders hurricane prep

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I woke up, drank coffee, took a shit, ate some breakfast, showered, but no news, and I feel great about the world. Stop watching the news, and life will be more enjoyable.

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