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@Fahadmoha_

4 years

Somewhere between “ 5 toffees for 1 shilling” and “1 toffee for 5 shillings”, we grew up!

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@Fahadmoha_

4 years

I don't hold grudges. You did what you did, I felt what I felt and it is what it is.

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4 years

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do No Evil. Ivo, ivo ivo 💯

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@Fahadmoha_

5 months

The Dead Horse Theory “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.” However, in modern business, education and government, far more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:

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@Fahadmoha_

2 months

They have killed Nairobi This is where the Duke of Langata comes in...

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6 months

People who want to see you win, will help you win. Remember that.

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@Fahadmoha_

4 years

RULES FOR MY SON:

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@Fahadmoha_

2 years

"I'm ready to settle" amefika

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@Fahadmoha_

6 months

Realist shit I ever read: "People pray for the cake. Then the Universe gives them the batter, oil, icing, a pan, an oven, they get frustrated and leave the kitchen." Let that sink. Sometimes you have everything right in front of you, but how bad do you want it?

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5 months

11. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse’s performance. 12. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and, therefore, contributes substantially more to the bottom line of....

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@Fahadmoha_

6 months

Fellas eat abortion pussy then wonder why they got voices in their head

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6 months

Pound - Dollar - Ksh.

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@Fahadmoha_

6 months

Paradox of addiction: The same thing that comforts you is the same thing that kills you.

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@Fahadmoha_

5 years

Welcome to Kenya 👌

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@Fahadmoha_

2 years

Only one remaining in this photo

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@Fahadmoha_

5 months

...the economy than do some other horses. 13. Re-writing the expected performance requirements for all horses. 14. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position of hiring another horse.”

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@Fahadmoha_

2 years

@wambuiii_ Leta namba ya mama verrrfast tusome katiba..

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@Fahadmoha_

1 year

The eyes, chico. They never lie.

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2 years

Glad to see so many embrace therapy. A few of you need exorcism as well but... Baby steps

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@Fahadmoha_

2 months

They have time to print tshirts but maendeleo is where they draw the line. Time's Up.

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2 months

Nakuru town East MP David Gikaria is asking for your forgiveness wadau munasemaje?

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3 years

No.1 ChiefRocker @oksydemusik

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@Fahadmoha_

3 years

My Friday was going so well until I realized it's Thursday.

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@Fahadmoha_

6 months

The Eyes, Chicco. They never lie.

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@Fahadmoha_

4 years

Somewhere between “stealing chocolate from our sister” and “Buying chocolate for her children”, we grew up!

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@Fahadmoha_

1 year

You go low, I go where that submarine at...

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@Fahadmoha_

2 years

When the turban is for Maulana but the throat is for Guarana.

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@Fahadmoha_

7 months

Thread....

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@HubiNesta

7 months

Today, I experienced the profound loss of friends in an incident that shattered the very foundations of my world. This wasn't a mere accident, instead, it was the devastating outcome of a flawed justice system and the presence of mob justice casting a dark shadow over our society

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@Fahadmoha_

4 years

Somewhere between "Being afraid of our parents" and "Praying for our parents" we finally grew up!

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@Fahadmoha_

4 years

Hell hath no fury like a fundamentalist scorned #ReopenUniversities Hussein Mohamed Junet Obado

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@Fahadmoha_

4 years

Somewhere between “I want to grow up” and “I want to be a child again”, we grew up!

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@Fahadmoha_

3 years

"What come first, peace or the paper? Before I had a piece of paper, peace was in my favor Before I sat to eat at the table it had leeches and traitors Cut the fat from the meat, extract the weak, bon appetit"

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@Fahadmoha_

4 years

Nitawafanya vile alifanya Khal Drogo Khaleesi Mother of Dragons @MungaDomani

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@Fahadmoha_

4 years

To whom much is given much is tested I feel the pressure, under more scrutiny And what I do? Act more stupidly

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@Fahadmoha_

3 years

Back when the wind blew in the direction we were going. The cleverness of changing the world and wise ness of changing ourselves. Words only go so far, time is nothing but a mere illusion. Past exists in memory and the future is sheer imagination. Only the present moment is Real.

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@Fahadmoha_

2 years

😂😂😂 3 wise men from the east wanafuata nyota 🥳🥳

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@Fahadmoha_

4 years

Somewhere between “Just five more mins Maa” and “Pressing the snooze button”, we grew up!

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@Fahadmoha_

2 years

@EmbaKid inafaa kuwekwa kwa ile billboard ya nyayo 😂😂😂

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@Fahadmoha_

4 years

Somewhere between “Crying out loud just to get what we want” and “Holding our tears when we are broken inside”, we grew up!

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@Fahadmoha_

3 years

Below sea level...sea bed level

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3 years

The poor persons medical oxygen supply is at sea level.

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4 years

Somewhere between “Lets meet and plan” and “Lets plan and meet”, we grew up!

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@Fahadmoha_

4 years

Be grateful for what you have been bestowed with.

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4 years

No one is free till all free

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@Fahadmoha_

4 years

RMS really got on his last nerves.

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4 years

RMS buana, huyu ameamua kufungua roho.

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3 years

As simple as can be.

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3 years

if u got me, i got u. simple.

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@Fahadmoha_

3 years

For whatever reasons, she hijabified. Props

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3 years

Kenya-Tanzania Talks: CS Amina Mohamed meets Tanzania’s President Samia Suluhu in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania. CS Amina, representing President Uhuru Kenyatta, has invited President Samia Suluhu to visit Kenya soon.

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@Fahadmoha_

3 years

Tribalism at it's best. Instead of ending it, the Langata leader decided to push it at full throttle. Well down mheshimiwa you outdid yourself, kwa ground tunakungoja 2022

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4 years

And as we grew up, we realize; How silently, our lives have changed..

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@Fahadmoha_

4 years

How politicians play us

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@oketch_lennox

4 years

Can anything good come from Jerusalem? ...Jerusalema

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4 years

Only God can judge me. Nobody Else!!

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4 years

To deny people their human rights is to challenge their very humanity.

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4 years

And as we grew up, we realize; How silently, our lives have changed..

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2 years

Wake up, the garbage truck is ready to pick you up.

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@Fahadmoha_

2 years

@Tuko_co_ke Neither of them can diagnos what ails Langata. Their diagnosis to prescription, everything is wrong. @nixon_korir proved to be incompetent when he focused on certain individuals instead of Langata residents in general. @JalangoMwenyewe always preaching water.....

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@Fahadmoha_

4 years

Allah'Akbar

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2 years

It's all shits and laughs until someone laughs and shits...

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4 years

Care less and kick the rest

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@Fahadmoha_

2 years

Mashallah. Congratulations @hon_dika

Hon. Amina Dika Abdullahi

@AminaDika_

2 years

Bismillah....New day,New hope.

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5 years

The owners of 2020 will start threatening to cut us off in just a few weeks.

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6 years

Realest talk

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4 years

I'm like an Orgasm, I came from nothing.

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4 years

31. If ever in doubt, remember whose son you are and REFUSE to just be ordinary! Mediocrity is unacceptable 32. In all things lead by example not an explanation.

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@Fahadmoha_

2 years

Wonders never cease

The Native

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2 years

If they brought education to Africa, what did the university of Timbuktu do before they came? Time to delete their lies! #WakeUpAfrica

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@Fahadmoha_

3 years

Wise words

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@2lah3

3 years

I can fail as a girlfriend , but I will never fail as a mother 🥰 #happymothersday2021

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4 years

Nowadays, I find it a bit hard reciprocating some energies. You just do you and we'll coexist peacefully

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2 years

Great thread 📌

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4 years

My Mama didn't raise no fool

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3 years

City of sin, it's a pity on the whim Good girls gone bad, the city's filled with them

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2 years

Ni God aje na unauza bangi jameni

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4 years

Miti miti alafu miti miti 🌿+🍆

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3 years

Saving Ksh.20 just to arrive late.

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@Wahinya_Charlie

3 years

For just Sh80, you can now commute from Limuru to Nairobi CBD in only 2hrs and 22 minutes.

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4 years

Relationship mob zinaanza leo Friday ziishe Sunday Monday nikupatrol kama afande

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3 years

I want a girl with good grammar, but a sick mind. Like, her texts always have punctuation, but she's going to Hell for the stuff she says.

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4 years

Now that's LEADERSHIP

Africa Facts Zone

@AfricaFactsZone

4 years

In 4 years, Thomas Sankara Built 350 schools, roads, railways without foreign aid Increased literacy rate by 60% Banned forced marriages Gave poor people land Vaccinated 2.5 million kids Planted 10 million trees Drove out French imperialism & withdrew Burkina Faso from IMF

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3 years

5'3 but her attitude 6'1

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3 years

PikiPiki Blinders

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@kafangi

3 years

Low budget Peaky blinders at the conference #MensConference2022

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3 years

High end hooker with over overpriced services

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3 years

What exactly is a socialite?

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3 years

Opium of the masses indeed. Talk of preaching water and drinking wine.

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@jumaf3

3 years

The power of offerings. Those who "offer" are still waiting for their cars from heaven. Again, she tells them to "fear not, the Lord is their shield and defender", but she actual police as "chasers" and at least 6 bodyguard... The opium of th masses.

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5 years

@kanini_mathei ama okoa jahazi (booty call)

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3 years

Calling such attacks "clashes" simply to minimize the oppression

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@fatimazsaid

3 years

When it comes to Palestine & Israel, there’s no “two sides”. There’s only the coloniser & the colonised. The oppressor & the oppressed. So stop calling attacks happening in Jerusalem “clashes” when only one side is responsible for instigating the violence & using brutal force.

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@Fahadmoha_

4 years

The audacity. TF

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