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personal account | pardon my shitposts if you don't get them | 22 - he/him - mentally ill | rule number one is you don't DM me.

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@onfieldumpire2 This is to connect with the teams we're visiting/playing.. CSK tamil refs.. SRH Telugu refs.. this is equally important I'd say.. would get the opposite local crowd involved in the posts..
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@AppleMusic @LordeUpdatesBR @lorde You're telling me there are 95 better albums than Pure Heroine? No fkin way!!
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@neelakhoon His shit at batting and captaincy, but he's a good man, never doubting that ❤️
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@__mitchbrown @musicstruggles1 It does not matter whose set it is, sometimes you just need a heart..
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@Ash_0_777 This one's more important.
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@HulstNov ro deserves a nomination though
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@_mistletoe_29 green screen pachaiya theriyama manjal ah va theriyum?
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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Hi mutuals, I've noticed that although I have 0.3k+ followers, I am not getting even 5 likes on all my tweets. This is disturbing. I feel completely alienated from society idk if its because u guys don't like me or if it’s because u guys don't know how to hit the like button 😔
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@theneedledrop Let them cry misogyny. We know you're true to what you do, keep up the standards!
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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my five year plan - get good at french - get phd - move to new zealand - live there - let nobody bother me for the rest of my life
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𝔭𝔲𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔢𝔡 𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔢
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my five year plan - get good at french, italian and german - get phd - move to southern italy - live there - let nobody bother me for the rest of my life
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@yardenito @benvyle how about y'all leave the Palestinians alone?
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@LiviNation23 I would name my kid Ricky Ponting if that happens.
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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Hi bro, still wondering? We just pulled off another.
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Just another day of wondering how did CSK lose to PBKS at Chepauk.
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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Y'all wanna have kids?
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Do you have any names in mind for your future kids? If so, why those names?
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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It's India's loss... Not his.
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@Deep_Take001
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It's India's loss... not his. 😪
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@__mitchbrown @musicstruggles1 Mitch you high or something?
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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3 likes is a hit tweet and anything more is a blockbuster atp.
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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The pain in his eyes, the pain in his teeth 💔
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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The "dua"lity of people lmao 😭
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@PunjabKingsIPL He can open the batting. He can open the bowling. He can bat at the death. He can bowl at the death. He can lead us. You know who 🤷‍♂️
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@Dragonfr_it "I could be your woman" makes more sense now lol..
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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I had to do this ❤️
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let's do this.
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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im so tired I really want to skip the rest of my life
@espressosunflwr
melody 🍉
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im so tired I really want to skip tomorrow
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@F1NN5TER Nobody's perfect finn 🥹 but you are to me..
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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Who needs Aishwarya Rai when you have Angelina Jolie?
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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except that my hands tremble a lot..
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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Finally something I can participate in lol.. #WatchTwitter
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5 likes and I'll go study 😔✋ (stolen)
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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"ruined her genes" bro how sick are people??
@indiain24hr
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Abhishek ruined her genes 🙂 It would be better if she got only Aishwarya Rai's genes
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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Jitesh Sharma
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@LiviNation23
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If it comes to retain between Ashutosh and Shashank who will you retain..??
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@troncoIe coz the click was always in him.
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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everybody say MOTHER
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@SAMPRlNT
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name a woman with an insane body
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@F1NN5TER damn 🥵🥵
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@F1NN5TER IM INNN
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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I wish I had enough followers so that I could write “E” and will get 100 people replying “E”.
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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THANK YOU FRANCE
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@aurorasadprose9
aurora⸆⸉ 🪩
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thank you pennsylvania
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@F1NN5TER Lose a bet to me plsss
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Sure. We love Madison Beer.
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@PopBase
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Today is National Beer Lovers Day.
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“Making a username is so difficult”
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@1989tvlover
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ augustine is Short N’ Sweet ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
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“Making a username is so difficult”
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Valentina and Abby >> rest of the world
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I'll disappear in a couple of days, forget that user @FaceCardBodyTea existed 🙂‍↔️❤️ It was good knowing y'all though 🥰
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@HulstNov trying to set her up?
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I'm creating a GC for mentally ill people, who wants to join?
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Like this tweet, I will write something for you.
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@sclke_ The red one is Julian Casablancas.
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@dulles2chennai ellaam oru pechu valakula solradhu dhaan.. literally why so serious lol
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Hindustan refers to a piece of land, and not a language, get this right shawty.
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we’re literally “HINDUSTANI”
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This shot is beautiful 😍
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@hardikpandya7
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Never. Give. Up. 🇮🇳❤️
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things i do everyday: 1. rot in bed 2. be horny 3. listen to music 4. be a simp
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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Okay anyways I think I badly need this social media detox. I think it's the only way out of this never-ending rut. So, going on a break. y'all better be missing valentine 😤
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: How are you? : I'm good, thanks : you sure? : yep, I am : are you okay though? STOP I'll literally cry.
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Tweeting like @/FaceCardBodyTea is very simple actually. You just have to quote random shitposts with random song names.
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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I'm convinced that Instagram hates me. I created an account and it got suspended right away. I had to prove that I'm human and appeal to activate my account. Now that it's done, they won't let me follow more than 30 people at once?
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if you thank me irl, I'd say an "you're welcome" that's barely audible.
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i can’t even tell a man “thanks” his next sentence is gonna be “where you from”😭
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Arshdeep won and that's all that matters ❤️
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Hang it in the louvre.
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I hope this is a sign to a new black jersey, I'm sick of all the red and blue jerseys..
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What is happening @PunjabKingsIPL 🧐
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logged back in to say she's so meeee.
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I actually simp for them btw.
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Why do men hate a women with attitude?? Is it because she doesn't give a fck abt you?
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And they ask me why I'm Islamophobic.
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BREAKING: Iraq’s Parliament takes the first step to lower the legal age of marriage for girls from 15 to 9. The new personal status law being discussed is based on Sharia Law.
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Thanks again. I ain't typing a paragraph this time though. Much love.
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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Stop romanticising/glorifying literally anything n everything please.
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Hardik Pandya's latest picture at an event. - The pain behind his smiles, the pain in his eyes. 💔
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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dreams do come true.
@lipadelrey
ece 🥬 #RO🦈
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oomfs what’s your dream dua collab ? 👀
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not arguing w girls who are tomboys, whatever you say best genre of women
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Rajasthan Royals, Chennai Super Kings. You know what they are known for, lol.
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This mf is worse than a troll.. annoying af.
@S_Eashwar
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Bro I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 @prasannalara 🤌🏻
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finally something to celebrate..
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Today is National Singles Day.
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-hi -hi sir, how are you? -I'm good, how is your studies going? ???? This is exactly my problem.
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@RawestAlbums reminds me of this lol
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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Silencer silenced a whole franchise 😍
@Guri_x_Pbks
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Bc unreal LSG no post from last 3 days😑🤔 #IPL #IPL2024
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why does that look like a pussy?
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I'm working late cause I'm a procrastinator
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im working late cause im a writer
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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ate the worst freakin chocolate of my life 🤢
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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people on my priv don't interact with me anymore.. so recruiting people for my priv. requirements: should be a yapper (like me) conditions: shouldn't be annoyed by me posting lyrics 😔 (a guy can sing on his priv, right?) if you're interested, reply to apply.
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and it's literally jesus
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@daftundirekt
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yall be like “my wife” and then it’s a he/him male 😭😭😭😭
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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@zeelipagaf Houdini deserves all its success 👨‍🦯
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@HouseofDaftPunk Are we talking about this 🤭
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@imisstheoldways Your agenda is so sick, but I'm here for it 😭✋
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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me every couple of days:
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ready to delete everything and go missing tbh.
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the letter I got was S! reply for a letter!
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@hailey_lipa
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the letter I got was G! reply for a letter!
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Lives changed (FR).
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8 years ago today, The Weeknd released “Starboy” featuring Daft Punk.
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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He should come to the team where Australian lefties already have a legacy. #TravisHeadForPBKS who says no?
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now you'd get why I support PBKS 😌
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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that's why I've stopped meeting people
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added pronouns to my bio, I'm no longer mysterious 😞
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@F1NN5TER we trust ya finn
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This is not a RCB problem but an Indian problem, when are we gonna change?
@annieSteeph
Annie Steve
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Feeling unsafe wearing a csk jersey outside and around Chinnaswamy stadium. RCB fans (men) here are abusing and bullying every single person walking by. So Many men out here are so drunk and abusing on face be it women or men. People are also rash driving, scaring tf out us.
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@addictionlipa umm that's a problematic caption lol
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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I think we should care a little less.
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😭😭😭
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@FaceCardBodyTea
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signs that the club shud be dissolved asap.
@CricCrazyJohns
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Punjab Kings will miss 6 players for the SRH game on May 19th. [Gourav Gupta from TOI] - Kagiso Rabada - Sam Curran - Jonny Bairstow - Liam Livingstone - Shikhar Dhawan - Chris Woakes
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exactly? lemme know if I'm your favourite account on this app, I have a surprise for y'all..
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