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The FT’s financial blog. We love balance sheets, financial plumbing, debt crises, margin calls and snark.

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Joined April 2008
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We get a *lot* of messages from people complaining that they can't read our stuff without an FT subscription. You should get one! But here is a guide on how to read FTAV for free. Really. Completely free. Just don't tell @FT ok.
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The French government makes unemployed people go on blockchain awareness courses run by Binance, where if they gain sufficient blockchain awareness they're given an NFT diploma. Really. This is a thing that actually happens.
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Celsius admitted “that the company had never earned enough revenue to support the yields being paid to investors. This … suggests that at least at some points in time yields to existing investors were probably being paid with the assets of new investors.”
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Elon Musk becomes Twitter’s largest shareholder
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2 years
If Musk can successfully dodge buying Twitter just by tweeting, it suggests Twitter is worth more than he won't be paying. Whereas if he can't, it suggests it's worth less than he will be forced to pay. Tricky.
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We have a new logo for the @bankofengland .
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Re-upping this for … reasons. Apple is a Chinese company
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3 years
Tether says its reserves are backed by cash to the tune of . . . 2.9%
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We’re all about high-impact investigative journalism at FTAV.
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A beginner’s guide to accounting fraud (and how to get away with it)
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AI's getting scarily good.
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Bitcoin cash is expanding into the void
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China’s Japanification
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An MMT response on what causes inflation
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Fact-checking SBF’s circle jerk
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Pakistan’s deeply funky bonds
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Quantifying Britain’s moron risk premium
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FT Alphaville is nothing without its people.
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4 years
In which ARG pioneer @jimstewartson tells FT Alphaville's Izabella Kaminska that Qanon is a Live-action-role-playing (LARP) gone wrong. We also hear from @CultExpert Steve Hassan and @john_sipher (who actually has Q clearance).
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2 years
This summer we wondered what on Earth all those 6,200 Coinbasers were doing, versus the ca 300 FTXers. … Turns out it was things like accounting, HR, legal work and compliance. 😬
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New Mauboussin just dropped
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Dumb Quixote.
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3 years
Tesla: carbon offsetting, but in reverse
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'Tis but a flesh wound.
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FT Alphaville readers are a cut above.
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ICO’s final report into Cambridge Analytica invites regulatory questions
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Must listen: Michael Mauboussin on valuation
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Bonds, stocks, commodities.
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Who’s stuffing Turkey?
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Just your everyday halving of government debt in a decade. 🇯🇲
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Silvergate opens down 34%
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Goldman thinks good news is good news again
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2 years
Please welcome @alexandrascaggs back to FT Alphaville. Her first day is shaping up to be a memorable one.
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Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.
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Pershing Square USA to investors: please ignore Bill Ackman
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2 years
When Erdoğan is making fun of your currency you know it’s been a bad week.
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Hot uranium threatens a meltdown for Western energy security
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2 years
FTAV got our hands on footage of Sequoia’s FTX due diligence.
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Venture capital funds are mostly just wasting their time and your money
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11 months
Click on the picture to read the article. Yes, we know this is aggressively bad UI and we should probably leave this stupid website for dead but look, you're still here too.
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Citadel has now said on the record that it wasn’t them. Anyone want to ‘fess up?
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Did a major financial institution kinda maybe slightly default in March 2020?
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Tesla’s inflated Australian delivery numbers
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You know markets are a bit weird when a Swiss AT1 deal goes better than a 30-year Treasury auction.
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UBS issues $3.5bn Dory bond
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Inflation is coming
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Jim Cramer: an apology
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Tesla and the obscure earnings JPEG
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UK 30-year gilt yield down 45 basis points to 4.35% today. One-year gilt yield down 77 bps to 2.74%.
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RIP MMT — IIF
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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
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WE COULD OPEN UP THE FT ALPHAVILLE ELECTRIC VEHICLE BUBBLE SPREADSHEET TO EVERYONE, ASK READERS TO HELP UPDATE AND MAINTAIN IT AND TURN IT INTO AN OPEN-SOURCE RESOURCE FOR EVERYONE
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Did a major financial institution kinda maybe slightly default in March 2020?
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9 months
For every ten likes, we’ll refrain from spamming you with Midjourney images for a day.
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You can probably tell a former IPO banker wrote this.
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The Gisele Indicator is undefeated. From our archives:
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Elon, u ok hun?
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11 months
Fact-checking some dull bits of Elon Musk’s biography
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In a radical break from their business model of paying fines, lobbying and advising CEOs how to wreck their careers through stupid M&A deals, several banks are looking to break into the hot new phenomenon of *checks notes* lending money to companies.
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Fisking the Trussay. Because someone has to.
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CNBC clash of the titans: Kernen vs Sorkin
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Crude indicators for dollar’s dominance
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Looks like our jobs are safe for now.
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History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce, and third as Citi blowing itself up on the Wall Street fad of the moment.
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ARK, please never change.
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Schrödinger’s swap: the audacious plan to trigger Credit Suisse’s CDS
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Dissecting Goldman’s gory $2.5bn SBV equity issue
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