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3 years

No I’m pretty sure that looks exactly like Kevin James

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Kevin James is UNRECOGNIZABLE as Sean Payton in new Netflix movie 'Home Team'

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@MNateShyamalan It started around COVID but definitely isn’t caused by COVID. Nope that’d be impossible

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@GraceSpelman Friend went to Wawa and ordered Mac & cheese. They gave him his order and he received 4 orders. He then realized when the touchscreen asked “quantity” he thought it said “quality”. When we asked him why he did pick 5 (the max) in that case, he said “I didn’t think I deserved it”

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@realnbaquotxz “h/t ShamsCharania”

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@bocxtop A guy at my job got fired because he made a tiktok about people being lazy, and filmed it in the office.

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@bocxtop Lmao “mark hello?”

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@bocxtop He just couldn’t hold it in any longer

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@naia_coltaman

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*Barstool gets exposed for being racist and misogynistic for the 1,000th time* “I’d like to see ‘ol Dave Portnoy wriggle out of this one” *Portnoy wriggles out because he doesn’t give a shit* “Ah well nevertheless!”

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The good thing for Parsons is that he plays for the Cowboys so he will never have to meet Biden

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My last tweet was no shot at Brittney Griner. I’m super happy she’s back home as she should be. I just have family who have served and it’s crazy to me the President wouldn’t bring him home too. I’m the furthest thing from a trump supporter but I’m not a fan of Biden either.

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Phillies beat writers today

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Sixers have a 7’2 unicorn in his prime and seem more concerned about partnering with something called like DigitalDickbags or some shit

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@mckinneykelsey @85mf My boss is like that. He can retire but I think he’s worked so long and so much that he has no personality or purpose that doesn’t involve work.

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You know when the Sixers do finally lose a game, the obsessed Nets fans/Harden haters are going to jump on that immediately and say it “proves them right” or some shit.

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If you’re upset about Austin Hays’ politics, I don’t recommend you inquire about the rest of the current roster’s.

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@KendrickPerkins

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@nocontextcfb A true hater. No choice but to respect it.

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@TheAthletic @sam_amick @TheAthleticNBA Yes the league is just loaded with centers that are a better fit for a PG that won’t shoot outside of 5 feet

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There’s literally only one answer for this

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Close your eyes and envision any #Eagles Interception ever…. Which one first comes to mind?

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@kenklippenstein Hilarious that she thinks it’s photoshopped

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@zuza_real @i_zzzzzz Her (2013)

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@MikeDrucker Is he blaming diversity for a rocket having a problem

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This is what only half a season with Matt Patricia as your DC does to a man.

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The Jets have no idea what Reddick is doing. Meanwhile he’s cosplaying in Japan.

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. @davedombrowski can u bring this back

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If the Phillies sign Nick Castellanos, I predict his WIP caller mispronunciation will be “Castle Anus”

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@ryanquigz Flyers fans and opposing team fans when Tony Deangelo gets his ass beat

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@sageboggs Just email this to them with no further explanation

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@TylerIAm OKC Thunder draft workouts:

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@Glenny_balls @GuyFieri What’s the cap hit look like? How much guaranteed?

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Remembering when Eagles new QB coach Alex Tanney made this insane video in college

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Josh Harris is talking about buying his 4th professional sports team but 2 months ago was crying poverty and almost cut his employees salaries until twitter bullied him.

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Jalen Hurts: I’m hungry and I don’t plan on missing meals Carson Wentz:

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The rest of the league trying to copy something that Philadelphia fans did, after calling Philadelphia fans worse than scum for my whole lifetime and more, sure is a silly development

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@RSAdiamondtales Love that idea . It worked in Philly with Turner . Positivity goes a long way

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@thesarahyork @FanSince09 One of my favorite jokes of his is when he talks about a football player running back a kickoff in the same time it took him to go get a beer. “I didn’t even have an ottoman in my way”

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@dmorey

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@belaborjaql @TheDCSentinel *posts blatant lie* *lie gets quickly debunked* “Always looking for an excuse!”

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@bobbyteriyaki @ericjawn I’m totally confused why he’s comparing Davidson and Rogan in the first place

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@Mikel_Jollett “I’ve done my own research and 2+2 is actually 5. Stop being a sheep!”

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@AdamSchefter

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@BarstoolPhilly I’m supposed to listen to a guy from southern california tell me where to get the best cheesesteaks

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2 years

Finally realized who Nick Castellanos looks like, was bugging me for so long.

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I’m not usually one to let free agency moves influence draft opinions but I’m 99% sure Eagles are going OL in the 1st round.

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@sam_amick I would feel like trash being the guy who misses that guy

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@technollama

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@Erek_RAW Chad Wheeler was arrested for the crime he committed and cut by the Seahawks almost immediately

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Eliot Shorr-Parks while he watches an Eagles WR drop a wide open pass: “Wentz not stepping up is a huge issue for this team” Twitter user: “This is stupid as hell” Spike Eskin: “hey man there’s a person behind that take, go easy”

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@crumbbutler @gourmetspud Never fails haha

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@FieldYates That’s kind of fucked up

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@nuclearcarly @FanSince09 And I’m pretty sure you can film inside a stadium too...

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@sportingnews If you make your backup TE block Haason Reddick you’re going to get your QB injured Oh wait

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@Chris__V8 @OldTakesExposed Giants fans gotta stop lying to themselves like this it’s not healthy

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Saw an Eagles fan complain that the Holiday blend was out at Wawa. But they had no problem mocking Joe Judge for wanting the Eagles to try to win Week 17 last season.

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@BoobieMilesXXIV Like a flower in the spring

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@skatie420 Ruthkanda Forever gets me every time.

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@SteveLN6 @rynej__ @KDonhoops Dude is built like a grandpa

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@Erek_RAW That was absolutely not your point.

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@i_zzzzzz The famous Philadelphia high school, the only one in the entire city.

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Eagles fans if they ever see Kirby Smart

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“Pennslvania” “Peaple”

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Eagles finally get away with one and national writers are calling for total reform lmao

ProFootballTalk

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The Eagles wisely rushed to the line to prevent replay scrutiny of the Devonta Smith non-catch. To make "expedited review" work, the NFL needs to be willing and able to pause the action in those situations.

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I have an idea…

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UH OH. JT Realmuto is scheduled to undergo right knee meniscectomy surgery tomorrow in Philadelphia. He's been dealing with right knee pain.

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@KrangTNelson I’m not sure Katherine Heigl ever actually existed tbh

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@oneunderscore__

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NBA fans love calling Ben Simmons trash and then also punch his name into the trade machine on a daily basis.

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Buffalo just gave us the blue print on beating Dallas Am I doing this right? This is how “Cowboys content creators” talk about the Eagles

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@dril

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@TravisFulgham Their residents are not to be trusted

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@HogsHaven @DanSaysThat

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@AndrewDBailey I challenge you to get some bitches

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@RossTuckerNFL

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@DylanGelula Congrats to your mom

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@jtylerconway I don’t care if this is real or not, I’m choosing to believe it anyway.

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@EmmanuelAcho Okay this wins over whatever the other responses are

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@CultMillennials “Nah don’t bug him, he’s bumping that Symphony No. 9 again”

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@SFY @EmmanuelAcho Hey can we revisit this

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NBA scouts packed into Hinkle Fieldhouse to watch Villanova PG Chris Arcidiacono. One scout told me “what the fuck am I watching”

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@SeifertESPN “If you don’t want to be reminded of obnoxious things you’ve done, stop doing obnoxious things”

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@TheHoopCentral @HoopsReference No TJ McConnell. List is invalid.

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Josina Anderson in the back like

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@JaceFrederick Boy do I have news for you

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@EaglesPMC I think “what the hell is Nate Gerry doing” could be a whole twitter account

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@Alyssa_Milano Better yet - Maybe a president who's being investigate by the FBI for collusion shouldn't be president at all.

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@PeteThamel Alabama looking at all the new cupcakes they can schedule now that they’re going to be considered FBS

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@byjoelanderson

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@Variety Travolta needs to play Doc Antle

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@JClarkNBCS I was honestly terrified watching Carson walk across an icy parking lot.

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@Buddabaker3

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@AH_Pod In the comments someone said “if Castellanos double didn’t happen we’d be looking at a whole new game” yeah man too bad it actually happened though

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@TheGoodPhight

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@SlippinBenny Cops and lying, name a better duo.

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I think the underreported part about this Jason Peters/Cowboys stuff is that they’re so desperate to sign him because they don’t want to start their own *first round pick* at left tackle.

Ian Rapoport

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The #Cowboys are working toward a deal for former #Eagles star and future Hall of Fame tackle Jason Peters, sources say, after a successful visit this past week. Nothing is done, but there is mutual interest in getting done. Peters could land with Dallas by Monday.

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@PriscoCBS I sure hope no one catches a torn ACL, that contagious thing.

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