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@FMwenge
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5 months
How did your Monday go? My mother called. A girl child in our village passed G12 Got 11 points. She wants to do economics & finance. She can barely say those words. But that’s her dream and it’s valid. My son can help, said my mother. She calls me & I speak to the girl. We’re
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2 years
Poverty doesn’t actually humble you. It humiliates you
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2 years
This is my daughter, Tasheni Zoe Mwenge. Zoe started school yesterday. She wants to stop today. I stand with my daughter 💪💪
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2 years
Get yourself a supportive man. A man not afraid of sharing his privileges & power with you. A man who sees gender inequality for the problem it is. A confident man. A secure man. A kind man.
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@FMwenge
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2 years
How about a thread of Zambian sunsets #Zambia
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3 years
Media will be filled with KK eulogies. Let me start with the least expected: Ever heard of KK being evacuated to a hospital abroad? Man used the hospitals he built & lived for 97 yrs. On a continent where leaders go to take walks abroad, this is admirable. #RIPKennethKaunda
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@FMwenge
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5 years
Hello #Mzansi ! Here's the decorated former home of ANC leader OR Tambo during his exile in Zambia, where he spent more than 20 years running away from the arpertheid Govt. We didn't attack him because of UBUNTU. The histroy Ramaphosa won't tell you. @ali_naka @Julius_S_Malema
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3 years
Time is around 05:45. A woman with a lit brazier walks to her Vitumbuwa making spot. She does this everyday. This is her gig. It’s an honor to witness the commitment and dedication. She is an unsung hero like Lucky Dube once said. #Zambia
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2 years
Is it true, that when international organizations come to Zambia offering competitive pay, our local HR personnel downgrade the conditions of service? Claiming that Zambian workers cannot be paid such high rates? This is the most unpatriotic thing to do for any HR person. #Zambia
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@FMwenge
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10 months
Listen, if you invest K250,000 in a 15yr Govt bond now, you'll receive about K500,000 in 2037 & about K4600/month for 15yrs. In 4.5 yrs, you get back your investment. Elo you may not even build a house in K250,000 that can be rented at K4600/month in Zambia. #Nodignityinpoverty
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4 years
To your maid, you’re the company, the organization, the establishment she works for & a big part of her life. Rather than demean her choice of lotion, you can buy her something better & put it in your bathroom for her to use. It shouldn’t cost more than K50. Maids are beings too
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4 years
Who told maids to be bathing before going home? the whole house smells like carolight 🤔
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2 years
Relationships end but make an effort to save a good relationship: listen, apologize, accept correction, repent, beg, change, be available, spend, cry, roll on the ground, sing, walk, run, pray, meditate, travel, listen, fast, fight etc. Do your part, visibly.
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2 years
Never seen a 5 yo as passionate abt football as Twalumba. He demonstrates massive talent too like most left footed players. Growing up I was discouraged from playing football ‘cause poverty dictates becoming a doctor or economist is more rewarding. But this guy is going places
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2 years
When wifey goes shopping for her clothes, she will try all of them b4 buying. That’s not the end. At home she will try them again, and you must be there to comment, positively.
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5 years
#ZedTwitter is filled with young people still deciding their career trajectories. Here is a thread on real feedback I got from the Zambian Industry yesterday facilitating a Zambian Federation of Employers workshop. It is public information which is useful for career planning:
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@FMwenge
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4 years
Organisations: We'll embrace youths & bring them to the table At the table:
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2 years
You’re young, intelligent & skilled. Why are you only limiting yourself to the Zambian job market?
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2 years
To whom it may concern. I would like to give back to fellow tweeps for all the follows, likes & retweets. Set a reminder for my upcoming Space!
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1 year
It's 2030. You wake up in Kabwe at 06:00, bath & eat breakfast by 07:00. You walk to a train station, board & are in Lusaka at 07:30, working. At 17:00 you're at the train station & back in Kabwe by 17:30. The efficiency! Who still wants to live in Lusaka to pay high rentals?
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3 years
Congratulations!!!! You asked for it, here is the advice A thread
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2 years
My 3 yo Zoe walked up to me this morning, hugged me & said “MY BEAUTIFUL GIANT”. I melted. I don’t care if this is a rehearsed line from a cartoon, but it meant so much to me. Also how I look to anyone doesn’t matter: I’m Zoe’s beautiful giant 😍😍
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2 years
Stop posting long poems please. Here are the top 3 Key nuggets to appreciate that special woman today 1. Send her money 2. Use mobile money or bank account 3. If the network fails, take it to her #WomensDay2022
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3 years
The fact that HH, now in the most powerful office in the country, can still remember his prison guard he met at his lowest point in life and decide to elevate him makes this man special. It's like the bible story of Joseph. A leader should have admirable qualities. #Zambia
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2 years
Me in a low voice: Petrol K70 Fuel attendant: Petrol K70 starting 🗣🗣🗣🗣
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2 years
Zambian banks aren’t innovative. They’ve failed to design products to suit our economic context of high informality & limited formal jobs. They keep lending to the rich. Another reason poverty won’t end #nodignityinpoverty
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@FMwenge
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3 years
This is a @PatsonDaka20 appreciation tweet. Although I feel the International media isn't covering him enough. But that's obvious. Maybe the local media can also do more. Long live Patson.
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@FMwenge
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8 months
When you bump into the actual greatness of @Sampa_The_Great 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 . The weekend closes officially. Thanks @natty_C12 for the pic 👌. #Zambia
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4 years
In strict Bemba tradition, the chicken gizzard is exclusively for the man of the house. Due to trade liberalization, Shoprite can now sell a pack of 25 gizzards, granting every household member, including children access. Bemba ancestors must be turning in their graves 😂😂😂
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3 years
March 8 is Women's Day. Let's honor women selling Vitumbuwa on our streets. K5,000 for 10 women across Lusaka, each getting K500 buys a container of cooking oil, bag of charcoal & flour as capital boost. I just need a K50 from 100 of my 10,500 followers. Reply to pledge #Zambia
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5 years
2 yrs in marriage my wife & I agreed that the money spent on our wedding, making a crowd of mostly strangers merry could've been used to build our finances. Like us, many couples only realize this after. Why can't such monies go to laying a solid financial start? #WealthBuilding
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6 months
Back in ZED after covering about 4500 km by road to & from Swakopmund. Thank God for traveling mercies🙏. Namibia is ready for tourism, screams their impeccable road network. No tourist destination you can’t reach. That’s before considering the country’s beauty. We can learn from
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4 years
To the jobless, recent graduates & those soon to be: After COVID-19, there'll be a lot of humanitarian jobs as the world seeks to rebuild. Think of a career in this area. Start preparing yourself now. Go online & search even for volunteer positions across the world. Be proactive
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8 months
Zambia has, again, reached an agreement to restructure $3 billion of its int'l bonds. Our nkongole due in 2020, 2022 & 2024 will now be repaid in 2035 & 2053. This is likely to deliver $2.5 billion in cash flow relief between now & 2025. I know it's difficult appreciating why
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1 year
June 1, 2020. Reported at a new organization on a 6 months contract after resigning from a job of 5 yrs 😂. Traded the myth of job security for growth & a new challenge. It’s been 3 yrs & counting with lots of exposure & growth. Forget about job security. Just build your skills
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5 years
We named our son TWALUMBA. Such a rich name! But my wife and I are still explaining to the nation why we picked a TONGA sounding name when both our ancestors are BEMBA. But you're all OK calling your children by any Western name you like and it doesn't matter. Who are we? #Zambia
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2 years
Kuno ba Boma has dared me. K500 for me if France wins. I like it when people who don’t watch Football do such things. Why not make it K5000?
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1 year
I have just paid K10,000 for a pizza + delivery K4,000, total K14,000. It's in Malawian Kwacha but I still feel low, I need someone to talk to😪
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2 years
First Quantum Minerals' board has approved plans for a $1.25 billion expansion of the company’s Kansanshi copper mine in Zambia. Why are we not discussing this pano? ALL THINGS EQUAL, this is exciting news. #Zambia
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2 years
Men are the ones who charge lobola. Men decide if lobola is too high or low. Men agree if to pay lobola or not Men determine how to spend lobola. Men benefit directly from lobola I’m just sayin
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3 years
Colleagues, its that time of the year when relatives in the diaspora are coming to see the house you've built with the money they've been sending 😂. If you didn't do it, I've a building site you can rent at a fee. All the receipts are available. Get in touch #Zambia
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2 years
You wonder why men gain weight after getting married. It’s not only food. It’s the number of times we’ve had to swallow our pride
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2 years
Actual balance: K70,000 Available balance: K30,000
@manase_david
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2 years
Husband has K30,000 Wife has K40,000. How much money do they have in total😅
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3 years
Fossil Twitter, do the needful
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3 years
Growing up, Mom insisted that we must be kind. Since coming to Lusaka I've severally been defrauded trying to be obedient. But recently, a gentleman I helped with a situ gifted me with a 30 x 20 plot, saying it was the only way to repay my kindness. I cried, then quickly signed😂
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3 years
I think the first marital problems for many young couples start with our failure to reconcile some of the unrealistic expectations we had about marriage in general & our partners in particular with the realities that follow post wedding. The new discoveries can lead to breakups
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2 years
Dear Zambian youth. May God bless you this week. Grant you a job, or so many money-making gigs that you will spend your Sundays working in readiness for Monday.
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2 years
Did you know? Our brothers, sisters, aunties & uncles in the diaspora sent back home a whooping US$51 million or K1bn at today's exchange rate in remittances in Q1 of 2022 alone (Source: BOZ). They deserve a standing ovation for their fight against poverty at home #Zambia
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11 months
Mia Phiri wins the Women’s 50 meter Freestyle swimming at the World Aquatics Championships in Fukuoka, Japan. Congratulations to Mia and to Bally @siphophiri for giving us a champion. #ZambiaKuChalo #Zambia
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2 years
Yours truly reported back to ZNBC for a review of the economy in 2022. I reminded the nation of the limited contribution of mining to jobs & the need to strengthen other sectors for inclusive growth. CDF also remain locked in guidelines. I urged Govt to unlock the money #Zambia
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11 months
Recently stumbled upon some excellent piece of information. Puma Energy is launching a project in Zambia to install 17 Rural Service Stations, providing combined services of access to energy, financial services & healthcare. The first rural service station, powered entirely by
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1 year
In 2022, Zambians in the diaspora sent back a whole K4.1 billion to their families (BOZ,2023). That's K700,000 more than 2022 CDF budget & just K800,000 less than the 2022 road infrastructure budget. Hats off to them for leading the war on poverty! God keep them safe. #Zambia
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6 years
I know 4 boys in Kabanana compound. They're school drop outs but can tile houses & pave yards like crazy (see samples in pic). Please hire them. If you're out of Lusaka I can even pay for their transport so you only pay for labour. RT to help the young men
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2 years
Mr. James Ndambo cannot just end at this. Let him also increase the salaries for civil servants and subsidize fuel 😂😂😂
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5 years
This long shelf in Shoprite East Park has Zambian products & it's clearly ndicated LOCAL. We need more of this as the only way of growing local industry and creating jobs. Please buy from here or anywhere you find these products. When you do, you're keeping the jobs in Zambia.
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2 years
A niece at school called me “just to say hello”. I don’t believe her. This call is to prepare me for a text message to follow which I know will have financial implications 😂😂😂. Been in this game long enough
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2 years
There’s a class of people on Zed twitter. They don’t post a thing but read every post. Met several at meetings. Walks up to you to rub it in that they know who you’re. You’re the twitter guy with uncombed hair. You try to refuse, they open twitter in front of you & say “HERE!”😂
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2 years
Proposing to spend the K10,000 on a vacation in Lower Zambezi for 3 nights. In economics, leisure has a compensatory effect on work and can positively influence labor productivity. I'll return energized & able to hustle more & smarter. Could earn K10,000 per week after. Thanks!
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1 year
Boma entered the mall around 15:30. I remained outside to avoid being accused of rushing her. I’ve eaten ice cream, drunk coffee, even bought a book to read. There’s nothing else left to do except ask the security what time the mall is closing.
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2 years
Boma will miss 100 of your calls and she will just say “the phone was in my hand bag”. Miss half a call from her and the mood changes. But let’s move 😂
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2 years
Zed youths on twitter, our fighters, who changed govt in 2021, I greet you. Been thinking, the cyber beef with the swimmer moved from being funny to hostility. How about tolerating each other regardless of our different views? What do you think? Bweshenimo mutima. Muntu wesu nao.
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2 years
Our maid's son goes into Grade 8 on 24th Jan. No school fees expected. Just like that, the financial barriers to secondary education have been lifted. I know the journey to free education is long but it has started.
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2 years
Early in life Mom made it clear that if we remain poor we'll be despised by many. So we set out. Later stumbled upon a Bemba saying: "Ululumbi lwa mulanda kukakata"- means the poor's fame is in their tenacity. It's not even funny. Rise & fight, don't relent. #nodignityinpoverty
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3 years
Patson Daka scores Enoch Mwepu scores Fashion Sakala scored Why are we not throwing a national braii? We don't love nice things in this country #Zambia
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3 years
If PF had won, these same musicians would even have added victory songs for more money. We shouldn't be too simple. There's no need for them to apologise while they're still enjoying the money. They consciously supported a cause, they lost, there are consequences. #Zambia
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3 years
#VitumbuwaFunds Report 2021 K27,305 raised 76 Tweeps contributed 14 families reached in Chawama, Ng'ombe, Olympia, Chainda, Chaisa, Mtendere, Foxdale, Ibex & Kabwata Social media has never been so helpful. Thanks to all who gave to this cause. #Zambia #Ubuntu
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At some point I quit a job. When leaving my boss said I could still come back if I wanted. Turned out I didn’t love the new job. A year after I called my boss I’m returning. I was told to reapply & was employed, again. DON’T BURN BRIDGES. ‘Mwiponta Mukabwela’ #CareerTwitter
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11 months
Samfya probably has some of the whitest sandy beaches in the World. #Zambia
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4 years
Imagine walking to school in this weather barefoot, to go sit on a bare classroom floor in a building w/out windows, & you didn't eat breakfast cause there wasn't any. Then expected to concentrate & pass exams. Stop imagining. This is reality in rural areas #NoDignityInPoverty
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2 years
UNZA has published names of graduates with our grades. I just want to say that whatever grade you see against my name isn’t really who I am. Like I’ve said before, I was handsome and intelligent until I got to University and got ruined 😂😂😂😂
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2 years
#MondayMotivation . I’m a son of a peasant fisherman. In my village boys quit school @ G7 to go fishing & marry, ending up extremely poor. Statistically speaking this was my fate. But I chose differently, & I was supported. Make a choice today, it will attract the right support
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2 years
My 7 yo son came crying to me that our neighbour was being rude to him. I said son, you're not entitled to good treatment outside this yard. People have other priorities that aren't you. If they treat you well, it's a bonus. Get over it & let's move. #RaisingSons #ParentTwitter
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2 years
According to Zedtwitter, a woman like this one should stop giving excuses about saving. She should just be serious enough, cut her unnecessary expenses & before long, she can even start buying Treasury Bills. There's simplistic thinking on this app sometimes. #nodignityinpoverty
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2 years
Now the rescuer of the girls tells Diamond TV he wants to become a ZAF officer. Guy doesn’t admire the Zambia Police at all.
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3 years
NAPSA is selling serviced plots on Twin Palm Rd after ZAF area in Ibex. Lowest price I've seen for a 20 x 21 plot is K193,000. That's 3 years worth of a civil servant's pay assuming they stop eating. And that's just bare land. Where's the citizen's land empowerment here? #Zambia
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5 years
After Guy Scott's father died, the family was financially strapped. Secretary to Cabinet Valentine Musakanya ruled that GRZ pays Guy Scott's Scholarship. To this gesture Scott writes in his book: 'if Zambia could do that for me, what could I reasonably refuse to do for Zambia?'
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My name is Felix, Felix Mwenge. I'm on twitter to know you & for you to know me. In the near future, & that future may never come, I will ask for your support. Don't say we don't know him Don't ask where I was all this time Because I'm here, I'll be here. #Zambia #CaloCesu
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The greatest highlight of these G12 results form me is that our helper's son has 13 points. The youngman doesn't play. He's University material. Education is the equaliser and this family is going places. I can tell #nodignityinpoverty
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2 years
I just got paid from a ka side hustle and my niece at school has fractured her leg. True story. She’s at the hospital. My ancestors can’t let me prosper
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7 months
We the so called Zambia's middle class are just a salary delay away from poverty #nodignityinpoverty
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9 months
All Youths: There are no jobs in Zambia: Youths on LinkedIn: “ I’m happy to announce that ….” 😂😂😂
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8 months
Yesterday, as chair of our financial cooperative, which started as a chilimba, we held our first AGM. Presented professionally audited financial reports to 116 members & answered all questions to their delight. You too can grow your chilimba to another level #nodignityinpoverty
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2 years
If poverty was spiritual, don't you think Africa has enough Pastors to have prayed it away?. But it's not. Poverty may be eliminated through addressing structures of resource distribution, reward systems for labour etc. & provision of access to opportunities #nodignityinpoverty
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2 years
Human relationships of any form can't be eternal. They end: by default (death) or by choice (break ups). The earlier you accept this, you won't take any relationship for granted. The inevitability of this outcome also means we must make the most of relationships while they last.
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Zambian landscapes, a thread. Show me what you've got in your camera roll 😎. Remember to include #ZambianLandscapes Here are my first 3: Mazabuka-Kafue Rd #ZambianLandscapes
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Dr Musokotwane's CV fits the role & very necessary for the tough economic environment we're in. I fancied the idea of 'new blood' but pursuing economic recovery require people with institutional memory besides other credentials. In petty news however, MMD lives on. #Zambia
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1 year
New Indo Zambia Bank HQ building or Absa? #Lusakathroughmylens #buildings #Cities
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Learnt this recently & I think it's profound. There's a TEMPTATION by people from poverty backgrounds to think their success is more valid compared to those from relatively well to do families. It's wrong, as even people with some privilege MUST still choose to succeed or not.
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3 years
Recently in Katimamulilo, Namibia, a man, seeing my plate number walked to me to express his excitement about our recent election & peaceful transition of power. Last time this happened was in 2012 after Zambia won the AFCON. I'm reporting back to you good citizens. Keep winning.
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2 years
It broke my heart when someone here referred to this boy as future CEO of the others going to school. Let’s understand that entrenched inequality cannot be reversed by motivational quotes. This boy, & many like him is poor & marginalized #nodinityinpoverty
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2 years
I have this anger and hate for poverty that I would like to spread to all of you, here on the TL, on Facebook, to all provinces, in churches, in schools, in mosques, mu station and wherever people are found.
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2 years
Wifey has still not given me the K500 bet I won when France beat England on Saturday. She said she only did it to give me something to look forward to as we watched the game. There’s no winning colleagues😭
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The reconciliation was not televised. The pastor failed to come. But the cold war is over. No more calling me Harry Puta, in return, we pretend there’s hair in that head. Nsima and boiled fish created a conducive atmosphere
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In 2004, I took my niece back to school after she dropped out following loss of her parents. The money I used was part of my meal allowance I was receiving as a student. She is now a teacher. Meal allowance is not a luxury, but a life line for students from poor families #Zambia
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2 years
Whether they eat eggs & cheese or not, maids too need a Christmas break this year. And while inviting them to your party is generous, it’s much better to give them something to go celebrate with their family away from you. They also need their space. Thank you for listening
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4 years
Zambian plumber: I know this work. Even at Pamodzi hotel I was the one who put for them. The work after 2 days:
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Felix
11 months
After the email complaint, @FNBZambia didn’t just reply, they visited with a parcel. You know what, let’s put the past behind us. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Zikomo @FNBZambia #HappyFriday
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Felix
2 years
When wifey finds a skirt in the car which isn’t hers. You convince her it’s Kuomboka regalia that was introduced recently. But you must wear it to complete the story. #Kuomboka2022
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Felix
1 year
When you're poor, you prioritize food & other basic needs above all else. You develop survival instincts that make you of low expectations, easy to impress & prone to manipulation. You lose your critical voice. I wonder if democracy actually works 4 the poor. #nodignityinpoverty
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Felix
2 years
Guys, been on leave recently & became house husband. I didn't even do a quarter of the things my wife does when she's not working but I feel like going back to my mother's house because it's not easy.
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