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1 year
So During Doggy Style πŸ‘πŸ₯’πŸ’¦Who Is The Dog??πŸ’€πŸ’€
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2 years
I grew up in a country where the answer to "Where are you going?" Is "Am coming" πŸ€­πŸ˜­πŸ™„
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2 years
Her: Don't CUM Inside πŸ₯΄ Her Also:
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2 years
Rick Ross said "Treat her like a queen and give her babe allowance" but all your boyfriend heard was "Huuh!!" πŸ˜…πŸ€­πŸ€
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3 years
Slap Dee withdraws from AFRIMMA .... Zambians have no chill 😨 So what have you benefited?
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
Who Else Has Never Fainted Since Birth?😜
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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11 months
Speaking On Behalf Of All Men , We Love These LinesπŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ˜Ž
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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1 year
Have You Ever Saved Someone's Number As Aaaa Just To Check If The Person Is On What'sapp!?πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
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4 years
Don’t disappoint your parents because you want to impress your friends.
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8 months
Left Or Right?
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
These Single Girls You See On Twitter, They Have Boyfriends On WhatsApp!!!πŸ’€πŸ€«πŸ‘»
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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7 months
🀳
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
I Hotspot You Then You Start Showing Me a Funny Video On Tiktok You Expect Me To Laugh😳
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
9 months
What Is Your Highest WhatsApp Status View?πŸ˜‚
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@manase_david
2 years
Ati the number of beds some girls have slept on are enough to start a general hospital πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜©πŸ†
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
If You Still Have The Same Phone Number For Over Five Years, Your Actually Very Reliable.......πŸ™ŒπŸΏπŸ™ŒπŸΏ
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@manase_david
1 year
Happy Birthday To Me Myself And I πŸŽˆπŸŽˆπŸŽˆπŸŽˆπŸ€ŸπŸΏπŸ·πŸ»πŸŽ‚
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Zikomo For yet another Year added on!!β™₯️πŸ”₯πŸ––πŸΏ
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
11 months
Once You Are Dating A Lady In Her Late 20s, There Is A Particular Question You Can Never Escape πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
10 months
Those People Who Manage 2GB Of Data For A Month Should Manage The Economy Of This Country Coz There Is No WayπŸ˜¬πŸ€”πŸ˜…πŸ€£
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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7 months
Did They Stop Making These Cups Coz Almost Every Household Had 1 or 2 Back ThenπŸ˜…
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
People that pronounce Data as Dayta think they breath flavored oxygen πŸ’€
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Who wins a girls heart πŸ’“ easily? 1. Funny Guy 2. Handsome Guy 3. Rich Guy 4. Romantic Guy 5. A Guy that knows how to cook
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Delete Two Forever!!!!πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€” 1. Food 2. Alcohol 3. Money 4. Sex 6. Music 7. Football
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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11 months
No Argument Here... πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸš½
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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3 years
I have a ask....Do we have Detectives in ZambiaπŸ§πŸ€”
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
Would you disturb two people having sex if your charger was in their room and your phone is on 2%πŸ€”
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
She Invited You For Her Fathers Burial And You Carry a Condom... What For My Brother πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
Husband has K30,000 Wife has K40,000. How much money do they have in totalπŸ˜…
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
You Might Think Your Girl Is Yours Kanshi The Y is SilentπŸ˜…πŸ€­
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
18 years of age but you have been involved in more missionaries than your pastorπŸ˜²πŸ€―πŸ’€
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
Is it just me or Whatsapp is literally just full of people you don't talk to anymoreπŸ˜…
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
What can a broke Guy offer in a relationship?πŸ€”πŸ’­
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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1 year
People On Twitter That Don't Tweet Anything πŸ˜…πŸ’€
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
Should a girl return the money she borrowed from her Boyfriend? πŸ€­πŸ˜… Leave a comment
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
Can you Run Naked at city market for about 5minutes for One Million Kwacha??πŸ€πŸ˜…πŸ˜
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
Mention Two Things That Can Keep You Indoors For The Whole Weekend πŸ€”πŸ€”
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
Those ladies that cook at Funerals, what time do they cryπŸ€­πŸ€£πŸ˜…
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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3 years
I got that permanent JobπŸ™ New chapter unlocked.
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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3 years
I have never heard a Zambian Police Officer shout FreezπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
Imagine waking up as the opposite sex, what is the first thing you do!?πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜…
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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1 year
πŸ’€πŸ˜…πŸ€ŒπŸΏπŸ€ŒπŸΏ
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
I Just Saw a Pregnant Street Kid, Atleast She Has Something In Her Stomach πŸ€”πŸ’­πŸ€£πŸƒπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
1 year
Don't Play With Paper Iwe🀣🀣🀣
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
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2 years
If you were to apologize to a body part that suffered the most this year, what body part would that beπŸ€”
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
It's funny how men escort a woman for 2kilometers just for a hugπŸ™†πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
The Old Man Sitting Next To Me Has Been Trying To Load Airtime I Loaded 20 Seconds AgoπŸ™ŠπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ Should I Tell Him??
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
3 years
Immediately I hear " All youths remain after church" I stop concentrating and start thinking of how am going to run🀣🀭 Do you relate?
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
When I am in the toilet 🚽 I always imagine a big snake attacking my backside🀣Is it just me ??
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Are you proud with the size of your Belly?πŸ€”
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Be honest do you have the energy to start a new relationship πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
3 years
What Alcohol brevarage do you think everyone just pretends tastes good??
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
You Have Just Won Yourself 3 Million Dollars, How Are You Sitting In Your Managers Office To Submit An Immediate ResignationπŸ˜…πŸ˜…
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Prove You Are Not Toxic,Put All Your Six Recent Emojis.... πŸ’€β™₯οΈπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ’πŸ‘
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Can you go on a date with the clothes you are wearing right now?
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Random Line From a Movie That Fans Will Immediately Know...... I Start, "Wakanda Forever"
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
How many Pairs of Shoes do you own, Don't LieπŸ€”πŸ’­
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Don't Lie........ What Where You Popular For In Secondary School πŸ€­πŸ’€
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
No cheating; type "Don't touch my" and touch the second suggestionπŸ˜…πŸ€­πŸ‘ŠπŸΏ
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Between Tom and Jerry who did you support as a child? 🐁 🐈
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
What's your ingredient hereπŸ˜πŸ€”
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
When The Bus Driver Takes some Unfamiliar Route, We All Remove One Earphone To See Properly πŸ˜…πŸ˜…What Is That Please πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
If She Doesn't Remember These Fruit Magnet's,She Is Too Young For YouπŸ˜…
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
1 year
When You About To Pull Out And She Knows You Got Money πŸ˜…πŸ’€
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
"Babe Am Pregnant!!" Respond As a ManπŸ™ŠπŸ’€πŸ€”
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Forget about heartbreak, have you ever hit your head by the corner of a window πŸ™†πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’€πŸ˜‚?
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
To Us Who Buy Airtime To Pay For Airtime We Borrowed, So That We Can Borrow Airtime Again.. πŸ€­πŸ˜…πŸ€«Who Relates?
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
You Can Only Have 2 In Your House..... Which 2 Must You Have??πŸ€”πŸ’­
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
They say when your girl buys you cologne, she smelled it on another Dude first.. True Or False? πŸ€­πŸ’€Let's settle this....
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
It's only in Zambia where we talk to a cockroach πŸͺ³ before killing itπŸ˜‚ what do usually tell it?
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
I Still Wonder Why People That Lend cars Are Not Called Calenders πŸ™ˆπŸ€­πŸ˜³
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Just how do you pronounce Huawei😭
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
3 years
Who has a friend they have known for 5Years +??
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
If I came to your house today, what am I gonna find on top of your fridge?
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Imagine our private parts were being kept by our parents, How can you convince them if you want to use them???πŸ€”
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Thee weekend was splendid😎
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
What's the one thing your ex gave to you that you still have?🀣
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
When Romeo and Juliet were in Love, Did Juliet ask for K50 urgently,πŸ’€πŸ€£πŸ€£ Asking for a friend
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
My Ex says am childish but her father screams when electricity comes backπŸ™†πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜­πŸ€£ who does that
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Girls With Gap Teeth Don't Moan During Sex, They WhistleπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜…πŸƒπŸΏβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Is It True That Pizza Reduces Period Pain Or I Have Been Scammed By HerπŸ˜±πŸ˜…πŸ’€
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
If you won a lifetime supply of the last thing you drank, what are you stuck drinking for the rest of your lifeπŸ˜¬πŸ™ˆπŸ˜…
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
You Dump Me, I Walk Near Your Home With a Bluetooth Speaker Playing Your Voice notes🀣😭
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Just By Going Out With a 5KG Chicken At The Supermarket To Check The Expiry Date Under The Sun, They Are Calling Me a ThiefπŸ˜‘πŸ˜­πŸ’€
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Alo Question KunoπŸ˜…
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
If you had to give your parents your phone right now, would you be safe?🀣😱
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Between your phone and your relationship, which one are you afraid of losing at the moment?πŸ’€
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
1 year
That Musician That Everyone Loves But You DONT.....
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
If you are single be fully single, Not being single but your private parts are in relationships🀐🀭
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Do you take it personal if you wished someone Happy Birthday and they don't return the favour when it's turn?
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Cinderella removed just one shoe and she found true love manje iwe you removed all your clothes yet your still single πŸ’€ chalo ichi!!
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
1 year
If You Have Never Used This Site To Download Music Or Games Then You Are Too Young For MeπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜¬
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
If Sex before Marriage is a sin then why do we have Erections before marriage πŸ˜…
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Adam and Eve ate an Apple 🍏and life is hard like thisπŸ˜… what more if they had eaten Chili πŸŒΆοΈπŸŒΆοΈπŸ˜…πŸ€ͺ
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
If you are told not to leave your bed in the morning until your lover calls ,, what time are you getting out of bed πŸ™ŠπŸ’€
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
So if a person has a heart transplant, will they still love the person they used to love or it's to start from scratch?😲
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
2 years
Ladies, your man picks you up and his female friend is in the front seat. You get to the car and she still hasn't moved, What would you do?
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πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²αŽ·αŽͺᏁαŽͺᎦᎦᎬᎻ ᎠαŽͺᏉαŽ₯Ꭰ ᎦαŽͺᎷᏒαŽͺπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡²
@manase_david
8 months
Hold On BossπŸ’€πŸ’€
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I Want To Start Doing Jokes About UNEMPLOYMENT But Am Afraid They Won't WORKπŸ˜…πŸ˜­
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Imagine attending a naked party, once you get horny you are bounced πŸ˜‚how long can you last at that party πŸ˜‚πŸ’€
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