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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

2 years

How I started. Where I’m at.

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

6 months

I’ve seen this sentiment in a few places, including IGN here. The idea that Fallout should have released weekly and that would somehow be better. It’s bullshit, we live in the instant streaming and binging age. I LOVE being able to binge shows and I hate having to wait between.

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Name a more moving scene in a game, I’ll wait

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

“Journalism” or hit piece?!?🤣 Some of these “professionals” need to get together and show us where the big bad Xbox hurt them. In some alternate dimension Starfield got that timed Sony exclusivity and the articles would be of a very different slant.

Starfield's biggest problem is that you can't play Skyrim for the first time again

Eurogamer reflects on how the Bethesda fan apathy for Starfield reflects a wish to experience something like playing Skyrim for the very first time.

www.eurogamer.net

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

When your giant ass console saves itself from disaster! Was moving shelves and it fell over. Would have been tragic if it was shorter😬🥵

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

6 months

Celebrity plastic surgeries gone wrong, Walton Goggins: Before. After.

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

3 years

@JeffGrubb “I’m going to leak some Elden Ring footage…think I’ll use the weakest system it’s coming to and walk around a barren rock…that’s worth the risk!”

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

6 months

@JezCorden Sekiro, it’s fucking Sekiroooo!!!! Please don’t shoot…wait is this turning me on?!? Pull my hair a lil, I wanna see something…

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Haters that haven’t played Starfield: that game is ugly, I’d never play that garbage! Someone who is actually playing:🤤🤤🤤

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@EvilFuGuru

2 years

@ask_aubry I think if he wants “D cups like Arnold”, he actually means pecs and wants a man.🤷‍♂️ Dude should embrace himself and stop fronting!😂

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

5 months

Having had a day or two to reflect, my feelings… Fuck Xbox How the fuck do you announce this a month before your big showcase in June?!? Phil Spencer is a nice guy and a real gamer, but his tenure as leader of Xbox is currently an unmitigated failure.

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

3 years

I’m loving PlayStation and Xbox making competitive moves against each other! Competition always benefits the consumer. Starting to remind me of the glorious Genesis vs SNES days😎

PlayStation Acquires Minority Interest in Discord Following Microsoft's Buyout Interest - IGN

PlayStation has acquired a minority stake in Discord and will work with the online chat app on a future parntership.

www.ign.com

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

5 months

Please settle a really dumb bet. I think I currently look terrible either way, but do I look better hair up like a civilized person, or hair down like an unkempt bum?

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Name a bigger upgrade/sequel, I’ll wait🤔

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

3 years

@thegameawards Elden Ring. Elden Ring. Elden Ring. Second and third place could be either or, I had a really hard time choosing, but first place is definitely Elden Ring. Also…Elden Ring

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

6 months

“GamePass is ruining the games industry!” Really? I played Brotato in GamePass, never would have otherwise, loved it and bought it to support the devs and to own in perpetuity. A friend told me it’s on sale on PS5 too. I just bought it again. Stop ruining gaming, GamePass!

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

6 months

Is it too much to ask for someone who can actually…oh idk, act?!? Liev Schreiber was actually perfect casting, he just had the unfortunate luck of being cast in the worst possible Wolverine movie.

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

6 months

Wow, Capcom is doing a quick turnaround on all the major issues! Once again showing they are one of the best publishers in the market!🥂🔥🔥🔥 The mtx outrage: get over it, they don’t affect you/are completely optional. I won’t buy them but their existence doesn’t “offend” me🤣

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@DragonsDogma

6 months

To all Dragon's Dogma 2 players! We're planning to release patches including the following updates and fixes in the near future, and will release them as soon as they are ready for distribution on each platform. Thank you for your patience and support!

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

10 months

Wow Amazon, I understand the controller was on sale, but you couldn’t even put it in cheap a box?!?

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Downloading this indie game I bought on sale. Anyone played, it any good? #PS5Share

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

4 years

How I started. Where I’m going.

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

5 months

I’m dying🤣

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Inarguable fact🏆

SegaMasterTim Redux

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Be grateful…

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

I have so many conflicting feelings right now!

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

7 months

I’m alive! Long story short: depression is a bitch. A lot of you have reached out in DMs and I will answer those asap, I’ve just been off socials since b4 Xmas. Daigoro moved on and I’m not sure who I am without him. Getting my shit together and will start a new chapter soon👊

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

@AZ_TeeTime She’s that nasty about having to wait for some cookies, imagine how terrible she must be when she has to face an actual problem.

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

5 months

Got off work early and took my mom out to Texas Roadhouse🤤🤤🤤

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Name a game that critics and many gamers thought was disappointing or outright bad, but that you actually really loved. A very decent, even good, Soulslike that was tragically panned and forgotten at release.

Close Encounters of the Nerd Kind

@DarkHolocron

1 year

Name a game that critics and many gamers thought was disappointing or outright bad, but that you actually really loved. I’ll go first!

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@EvilFuGuru

2 years

@DarkHolocron I hope to 1 day be as badass of a “gamer” as that guy! If understand his rant, I have to avoid the fake games he listed (Mario: so fake) and play my other games a minimum of 300hrs each? Seems easy enough. I can’t wait to be a real gamer, I’ve been doing it wrong since the 80s.

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

3 years

@FINALLEVEL That’s cool Ice, but do you know about this lethal shit?!?

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

3 years

This may be blasphemy to some, but having played 1000s of hours in Dark Souls 1-3, Demon’s Souls & many Soulsbornes, I don’t consider Sekiro a Soulsborne at all. It feels and looks like a From Software game, but it’s not a Soulsborne. Action adventure-def, stealth action-maybe.

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@EvilFuGuru

2 years

@videotech_ Wow the US actually did something superior to the EU, that hasn’t been a common occurrence in many years!

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Ugh, why didn’t anyone warn me about this menu?!? How do I request a refund?

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

6 months

This dude posted my profile pic as some kind of attempted burn on me👀 It’s me holding a picture of Godzilla my great niece drew me…🤔 It’s publicly available/viewable… um, sick burn!🤣🤣🤣 wtf is even happening with people today?!?

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

10 months

Need!

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

3 years

@GameGeniPrime @SlyTater @S3NT1N3L17 Absolutely. One of the best games I’ve ever played, Arthur’s story was fantastic.

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1 year

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@EvilFuGuru

5 months

I’m dying! This is so accurate🤣

Conor ❤️ #LightsCameraAction #Kylie ❤️🌊💙

@conormcl2k24

5 months

Yup lol 😂 😆 🤣

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Very suddenly and bizarrely not feeling great today, fam. Not sure what it is, but at this rate I don’t think I could possibly go to work tomorrow morning. God…I hope it’s not…Space Flu! I’ll start masking up just in case. My mask:

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

It’s called fashion, folks!🤣

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

2 years

Sony: 9th gen games are really expensive to make, raises prices to $70 Xbox: (months later) Sony is right, raises prices to $70 Nintendo: (months later) They’re both right and even though we basically make 7th gen games still, we love money! Raises prices to $70 My wallet:😭

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Guess who won’t ever be running out of PS5 storage space again?🔥🔥🔥

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

@DahlMalthe None of those come close!👎

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

5 months

Holy shit, some of the comments from console war idiots & fake internet tough guys are hilariously delusional🤣 I gave the box the finger, I didn’t smash it or say I was never playing Xbox again! Also, tough guys…if you ever talked to me like that in person…it’d be a bad day.

EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

5 months

Having had a day or two to reflect, my feelings… Fuck Xbox How the fuck do you announce this a month before your big showcase in June?!? Phil Spencer is a nice guy and a real gamer, but his tenure as leader of Xbox is currently an unmitigated failure.

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

2 years

RE4 remaster vs RE4 remake. This might be a skip for me, I can’t tell the difference!🤷‍♂️ #ResidentEvil4

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

4 years

@kylegriffin1 @ProjectLincoln I’m a Iraq and Afghanistan war veteran in his 40s, who has never voted and believes in the 2nd amendment. I’m voting for the first time this November, against Trump and I can’t wait to see him go. He has shamed America and humanity as a whole.

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Taking a hot date to finally see GOTG3! …ok it’s my mom, but old people need to get out every once in a while too😂

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Breaking: more people like this shit than this other shit. Both pieces of shit remain shit.🤯

Game Rant

@GameRant

1 year

More gamers are playing Forspoken than Redfall on Steam.

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@EvilFuGuru

6 months

They seem like a well adjusted person, probably awesome at parties!

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

A punk then, a punk now. I keep that energy🤷‍♂️

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

5 months

The Halo show is better than TLOU, Fallout and all the Halo games except 5. Fanatics will deny it, but we all know it’s true. Don’t @ me!

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

11 months

Ugh going to my PSN app shows I have terrible gaming taste/habits!🤮

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@EvilFuGuru

11 months

You ever just have one of those days?!?

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Those devious, toast and jam wielding, atheist fucks!

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

2 years

Please watch out for this scam! I can’t believe this happened…I was so excited and now I’m just devastated. I hope this warning can save a least a few people from the heartbreak I just endured.😭

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Well…I did it folks, I completed my 1st full week back at the gym, rotating through every muscle group. Took me twice as long as it will when I’m in shape again, but I have to be careful not to overdue it and get injured. Next week I should be much better off. I feel great!🏆

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

6 months

Did I make Xena as my pawn? Maybe, maybe not, maybe fuck yourself. #DragonsDogma2

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

TMNT Shredder’s Revenge DLC…with a playable Usagi Yojimbo?!?🤯🤯🤯 Take. All. My. MONEY!!!

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@EvilFuGuru

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@XboxGamePass

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Creepy stalker alert! Everywhere I go in the gym tonight, this old fat guy is following me. Finally confronted him and turns out it was just my reflection! Weird, but he’s def still creepy.👀

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

4 years

@BrianPShea The “would you kindly” reveal in Bioshock, Dom finding Maria in Gears 2, finding the helmet with the Flood recording in Halo 1, after credit reveal in Shining Force 1, the orca chase is Sonic Adventure 1, eye surgery Dead Space 2, John’s ending RDR, guard with can in Half Life 2

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

2 years

Absolute truth!

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

I’m playing Starfield in co-op😻

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

6 months

@JamieMoranUK VGC has been on a massive anti-Xbox stint recently. They’ve always been bad, but they’ve def intensified over the last few weeks.

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

3 years

@Akira092421 I have GamePass Ultimate, I still buy every game I want. Deaths Door, all the Yakuzas, Streets of Rage 4 and many others were day one buys for me, even though they were in GamePass. People bragging about being cheap is a weird flex to me.

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Wait…87 is “mixed critical reception” now?!? Go home, GameRant, you’re drunk!

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@EvilFuGuru

3 years

@Majdsaade1 @JeffGrubb I’m not hatin, at this point I’m so desperate for new Elden Ring content, I’d take a shadow puppet recreation of Elden Ring footage filmed in low res shaky cam!🤣

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

I did a poor Naked Snake impression while hiking today.

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

No, as an ADULT man with 1000s of hours of armed & unarmed combat training, I most definitely am NOT outside playing with TOYS! …isn’t he glorious though?!?🔥🔥🔥 #ShinGodzilla

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

4 years

@arends_gio @Ar3aBp They have a TON of talent collected and no games announced! They are MS’s secret weapon I think. There were probably hints at their project in the Power Your Dreams trailer. I can’t wait for a full reveal.

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

My love/gaming buddy😻

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@EvilFuGuru

7 months

I’m becoming one beautiful bitch!

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

I see todays discourse is about pronouns ruining games. My take: if how someone else identifies themself really upsets you…shut the fuck up. Such a bizarre thing to be bothered by and really troubling if it not only bothers you, but makes you legit angry.

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

I’m not wasting anymore brain cells on these idiots. Instant blocks going forward. I don’t try to force my beliefs on anyone, I’m not gonna have morons spew self righteous garbage at me. Evil Fu Guru: Army vet, I love video games, movies, humor, kung fu, guns, knives & asses!🥂

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

2 years

Just finished A Christmas Story Christmas on HBO. It’s a love letter to the original and a pretty good little Xmas movie on its own. I highly recommend it to fans of the original.

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

The time has finally come! After over a month of crippling/pathetic depression, I’m gonna start kicking it’s ass and clean this place up after work. Look forward to updates & relaunch of my mostly lame and irrelevant YouTube channel. I preemptively apologize🤣 Where’s Daigoro?

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

1 year

News flash: @DaedraSlayer4 and I want to bang each other. If this offends you, get the fuck over it. We are not beholden to any of you. I come on Twitter to geek out over games and movies, who I want to bang or who wants to bang me is no one else’s concern. Don’t be pathetic.

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

2 years

GamePass sucks. Lol

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

@the1980sgamer Turok. Bought the system specifically for it and was not disappointed. Later had OoT, Turok 2, Goldeneye and a few other greats. Ashamed to admit that was my last official Nintendo system. I will change that when the Switch 2, or whatever’s next, comes out. “I AM TUROKKKK!”🏆

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

11 months

What’s all this white crap outside today?!? (I’m hoping it’s cocaine)

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

2 years

She’s a real actor and you’re a real piece of shit. All cleared up for you?

DAKKADAKKA

@PDakkadakka

2 years

Nobody. Nobody gives a shit what the voice actors look like. It is a pure ego trip these dumbass voice actors force the creators to shove their ugly faces into a game. Guilt them into it or through contract. Get over yourself. Your not a real actor.

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Going to see Indy! I know the cool thing is to hate on it, but I’m excited.

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@EvilFuGuru

3 months

Nope

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@EvilFuGuru

3 months

Does this make me look cool?🤣 I’ve had this for a week or two, but didn’t want to open it til I sent Messmer to meet his mother😈

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@EvilFuGuru

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#NewProfilePic

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@EvilFuGuru

2 years

Taking a brief Elden Ring and Hogwarts break to check out this other little game I’ve been told to avoid.

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EvilFuGuru/ジョン

@EvilFuGuru

2 years

Gonna finally dedicate my time and attention to this obscure little indie game I never see anyone talk about. Might be a hidden gem, anyone heard of it? #PS5Share , #Bloodborne

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Oops!

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@EvilFuGuru

2 years

Needed this today. I had to put down my mother’s cat last night and I’ve been super bummed out after.

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Name an innovative, under appreciated game and it’s cheap, heartless, cash-grab knockoff 🤷‍♂️😈

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Oh shit…is Xbox finally getting ballsy?!? “Let them fight!”

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@EvilFuGuru

3 years

@Solidrev1 I found one with kung fu chops!🤣

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Alright @SEGA let’s talk remasters…

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Yeah, sorry could you repeat like, the entire briefing? I was… distracted.

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@EvilFuGuru

5 months

You can shoot that new Deadpool and Wolverine trailer directly into my heart, please and thank you! It looks sooooooo good!

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Almost 1000 sickos out there…it’s a sad world we live in😈

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@EvilFuGuru

11 months

I died in Dead Space remake and respawned in first person. I couldn’t use my gun, but the camera angle was perfect. I wonder if this is a mode they were considering? I’d do a full playthrough in first person!

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@EvilFuGuru

1 year

Here it is folks, a very, very…VERY out of shape man exercising for the 1st time in nearly a year. A year of being completely sedentary and lethargic btw. This is gonna be rough a rough journey, a walk around the neighborhood just about killed me!🥵😂 Gym & weights tonight.👊

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