Absolutely unacceptable ugly scenes at 20 minutes at the Melbourne Derby. Glover got smashed by a bin by some fuckwit. Terrible. Game paused. As if Aus football couldn’t get any worse rn
#MCYvMVC
“England completely dominated the fourth Test, it was Bazball at its best, and if not for the weather they would have easily gone on to wi-…”
“Yeah well it’s been rained out, it’s a draw, and we retain the
#Ashes
.”
That’s top of foot, head over the ball, bearing down, fired 1.5 inches above the turf without spin as it flies into bottom corner, too far from the keeper, far enough from the post, 99 technique attribute, 99 composure attribute, baller
Footage of the MCG or live sites, or that one aeroplane, or whatever else are all well and good, but when it comes to proof of the Matildas mania sweeping the nation I will take the testimony of this pizza delivery guy as the most compelling
#FIFAWWC
The greatest Barry Humphries clip has to be when Dame Edna had Judi Dench and Sharon Osbourne in stitches on Parkinson. genius of the knowing look and comedic pause
Oh my god Evonne’s here, this is so beautiful, this is so beautiful, ash is beaming and Cathy’s taking iPhone shots in the crowd, this is ICONIC, this will NEVER be FORGOTTEN
#AO2022
“The USA dominated most of that match, they deserved to win, and don’t forget they’ve been trailblazers for the game-..”
“Yeah well they’re out now, they lost the shootout.”
#SWEUSA
#FIFAWWC
“A rabbit, a cabbage, a fox, and a farmer are at a river. The farmer has one boat fitting one item and himself. How does he transport them all safely?”
Me, from the other side of the river:
Imagine not being able to be interviewed after winning a gold medal, because you have to go and collect A DIFFERENT gold medal, THATS FUCKING GREATNESS
#Tokyo2020
Walking out Land Down Under... Ange hears all of Parkhead singing his name like a god. he’s nearly overwhelmed. this is glorious.
“Champions. That’s what we are.”
#Celtic
All those jabs in the rounds leading up to the KO made a huge difference, an accumulation of punches turns the big one into the final one. Otherworldly stamina and condition from Fury for such a big man, what a fighter
#FuryWilder3
👏
@TheMatildas
are an absolute inspiration.
You’ve shown incredible skill, ferocity and flair, and a camaraderie that defines what it means to play team sport.
Norm told his story about meeting Ben Matlock on Letterman and it killed, but I think I prefer the version he did years later answering a genuine question from
@StephenMerchant
— so fucking funny
#NormMacdonald
The reason why the Argentinian names are in Chinese and the Socceroos in English is the Australian players are already household names in China, your Souttars, your McGrees, your Harry Souttars etc, they all discussed regularly around the dinner tables of Beijing 👍
#ARGvAUS
Think of how much she’s seen the women’s game grow across her whole senior career. Was first called up to a Matilda’s training camp at 15 like 20 years ago. it’s on her back all these stars of today have been carried. Legend of sport
#AUSvCHN
📰 SQUAD UPDATE: Mary Fowler and Aivi Luik will be unavailable for Thursday night’s clash with Nigeria with both players having been ruled out after sustaining mild concussions during training.
#Matildas
#FIFAWWC
#TilitsDone
“This was unbelievable honestly, it was our biggest crowd, we love playing in Melbourne — hopefully everywhere we go we have big crowds now,” says Sam Kerr. Oh I don’t think that will be a problem Sammy
#AUSvFRA
So the A-League Men starts this week, and there's been a lot of impressive marketing...
But I thought
#SokkahTwitter
needed its own hype ad, so I made one. 👍