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11 years ago, a prophecy was spoken. @joerogan

Joe Rogan Experience #179 - Duncan Trussell

JRE #179 - Duncan Trussell

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@NoCapFights Murderer in the making. Well done Mom.

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@elonmusk So are you Streetkid or Nomad?

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@TheoVon Someone's not sober anymore.

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@RichardDawkins Healing. The fact that your body just automatically has processes going on 24/7 that monitor where a cut happens and sends the exact recipe to the target where it replicates what was cut. Whether it's bone, flesh, blood vessel, brain matter or toe nails, there's a recipe for it.

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@TheFigen_ Downs Syndrome.

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@JoJo98476713 @NoCapFights That's exactly when they're formed.

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@NoCapFights Good job Mom. You don't need violence to correct a behavior.

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@TheoVon Theo is 100% gay and in deinal and ashamed to talk about it. It's what happens when you grow up around the French Quarter.

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@DigAdvice @1000waystod1e This is a great tutorial for how to defend yourself from a bull. Take away it's only weapon.

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@TheBrutalNature Croc is the only right answer.

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@ThebestFigen 38.

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@CupOfTea8282 @rickygervais Nothing is offensive. People are just pathetic and weak.

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@bertkreischer Never make @KattWilliams laugh.

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@NoCapFights Or someone took a Heroic Dose.

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@RichardDawkins It should make everyone weep, that facts are now in the hands of ideological, self-inflicted, perpetual victims looking for fame and not reality.

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@_lifeofriley92 @NoCapFights You have no idea if that's the Dad or not, in fact, he looks completely unfazed as if it's not his child. It looks like a tourist group. So..

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@NateDiaz209 @elonmusk @Tesla No it's not.

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@netflix Kinda sad @netflix does exactly one post about Tires, but several posts about shit no one wants to watch.

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@cctvidiots No. She's wrong for doing it. Why are we always asking if it's wrong for a guy? She assaulted him.

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@cctvidiots Imagine being driven to violence over a word. Pathetic.

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@joerogan Spotify sucks... Come back to a real platform. I haven't watched since the very first episode on Spotify... Video size too small, too many ads, can only go full screen and no medium size. It's ridiculous to scroll through episodes even.. Sold out man... Sad..

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@ProfBrianCox This was a big debate amongst Carl Sagan and peers too The often quote is about how vastly intelligent species inevitably kill themselves. But Sagan, with his genius of satire and optimistic-nihilism would always insist that, if our species was to be looked at by vastly

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Dinner prep.

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@Rainmaker1973 That doesn't look like nearly enough root or soil. If it survived, it probably took years to bounce back.

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@elonmusk Not going to address the Stock plummet?

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@TheFigen_ It's actually more complicated than that. The amount of things needed to be comprehended for this hunting tactic is impressive. They have to know their bodies can affect the water they are in. They have to know that momentum is required. They have to know that mass and speed is

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@FLOTUS @POTUS @DepSecDef How do you lay next to your Husband, knowing if he didn't marry you and make you a citizen,you would be the same type of person he's trying to ban from this country? I guess you're just waiting for half of that 10 billion @realDonaldTrump has in Russian bank accounts when he dies

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@ProfBrianCox I'm going to guess Cox is responding to Moon Landing Denier types The only thing that makes sense to the Fermi Paradox, is that we are either the only planet with life, or we haven't seen enough space/time to find others. But there's a sobering reality to those who want to know

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@SpaceX Surfing Plasma.. Beautiful...

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@ufc @JonnyBones Exactly 29 days until he fails his drug test, misses weight, or gets arrested for something.

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@LanternJS I'll literally watch anything that isn't the last 25 years of terrible Marvel movies on repeat.

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@SpaceX And what's to be done about space pollution? Surely you have to have some responsibility for it, as you're sending it up their.

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@JimNorton @latimes @AliNotAlli How Jim was used for a Green Card, manipulated the immigration process and is being held captive by his kink. And will deny all of it.

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@ufc @Hasbulla_NFT @ufcstore Literally no one cares to see anything about this guy everyone thought was a child.

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@DougStanhope They always knew when to put @madflavor on.

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@DarkMatter2525 @Rod__Mason "What's your pronoun?" 15 minutes of no production later "But I'm also X,Y,Z... I voted for A, on issue B, C, D. I'm also an Aries, and you know what they say about Aries.. Hahaha" Boss, "Why has production stopped?"

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@BrendanSchaub @JamieVernon @joerogan This could have been summed up more accurately with a GIF that just says, "CTE"

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@TheFigen_ This is just what ducks do. They nest off the ground so predators have a harder time getting to them. I've seen videos of them jumping much higher without intervention.

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@IllyOfTheValley @thunderf00t @KnowNothingTV @elonmusk A denial of an accusation isn't an attack on Free Speech. It's a use of it.

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@bisping @EddieHearn Does the guy asking the question even know what Imposter Syndrome is?

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@PaulsEgo There's been like 5 shootings that made the news since the Buffalo incident. And hundreds probably every day that police deal with/cause. He's been in politics for 50 years, he's the least relevant person to talk about a backbone, when he's been aware and able for so long.

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@RedTRaccoon @jonstewart @Burnpit360 @ROSIETO59994621 Wouldn't it be nice if our Senators did something because it was the right thing to do, rather than being coerced into doing something by a mob of people they refuse to represent adequately in the first place?

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@ro_co_fr @Rainmaker1973 What nonsense. People can start fires easier ways, that fill stores, sold every minute. Why censor a tutorial video because of your terrible logic? What's next, don't show lightning either?

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@sometimesjoey @historyinmemes All water is billions of years old, when it first formed here. It doesn't go anywhere but back into the cycle you mentioned.

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@adamraycomedy @KILLTONY Dude you fucking killed that entire episode. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

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@marknorm It was never scary. I've had it 3 times. It's annoying, but so is life.

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@indefenseofkara @Katamoog @MagusFirebeard It's also completely irrelevant and toxic. You have a name, no one needs to know what you identify as, leave that out of the workforce. You're paid to perform a function, not control how others address you. We have names for that reason..

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@hulivar @bisping @EddieHearn Funny, because it's the exact opposite. It's a syndrome where someone feels they are inadequate in what they are doing that people think is amazing. The inability to think you're worth being praised, while being praise-worthy.

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@chrisdcomedy Does a portrait of Jared, get me at least 10-15?

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@marknorm Me: It must be nice to have an excuse for being a whiney bitch for a week every month.

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@Rainmaker1973 Interesting, where do the waterfalls come from if there's no river or ocean to feed them? Surely there can't be enough rain to produce that many waterfalls?

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@KariLake Just ask God to give you the election. He's real right?

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@retiredoldtexan @KatTimpf @DrPhil @DrOz It will keep being labeled many things. First it was prevention, then it was herd immunity, now it's "Will make it mild". Next, it'll just be " better than nothing."

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@prettyboybexx @ohitsboyd @n2thepodcast @Mimic_Tweets @MagusFirebeard Yes. You have a name. The workplace is not the place to work out your identity crisis. Save it for the Shrink. You're getting paid to perform a function, not be an individual forcing people into using words they don't want to use. Get over it.

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@melissalong206 @JohnLeguizamo How does complaining about racism make the world better? Look what happens when Race becomes the reason you're not successful or getting rewards you expect. BLM riots, Racists holding Universities hostage, etc.. People reward others based on merit, effort and affect. Not Race.

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@amazingatheist Eventually someone has to compete with @YouTube . Content creators should probably be the ones to take charge. Might be the only way @YouTube begins respecting Amendments, and appreciating diverse and, or controversial opinions and free expression. Can't keep letting words hurt us

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@andrewschulz And did I call it or did I call it. Now how do you feel about charging thousands of people for free content? Pretty good eh?

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@TheBrutalNature Dudes like: "Wtf, fresh Pus.."

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@PPathole @elonmusk @Pontifex Suck on that c*ck... You are literally infatuated with @elonmusk . You're like the sycophant puppet that utters "Yes master" with glee and enjoyment. He could fuck you in the ass without consent. He could carve you into pieces. And all you'd do is smile and say "I LOVE ELON!!!"

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@SouthofSi @Suhail @elonmusk The only way to combat those, is the free speech they are offered to espouse those ideas. Just because you don't like an idea, doesn't mean you get to silence it. Your options are to use free speech to defend why that person's use of free speech is wrong, not conceal free speech.

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@atxklown @jimandsamshow Opie hasn't been relevant in over a decade. Who cares.

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@1000waystod1e Roads are for tax payers. This includes bikers.

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@BillNye If only it mattered.

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Casey Rocket is fucking garbage. @KILLTONY

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@bryancallen He might be, too bad he doesn't fight enough. Sure you can look at guys with more losses, but some of them have 30+ fights and still active. Hard to compare a guy who doesn't want to fight, to guys fighting multiple times a year.

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@TheFigen_ It's actually @DaveChappelle & @mybrucebruce

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Girls try way too hard to get attention. You don't have to look perfect, you don't have to find the perfect scenery, you don't have to pose like you and every other desperate chick in the display case. Just be yourself, half the population will still want you. Overkill is ugly...

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@steveo @DustinPoirier Boring

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@NateDogg44 @thedarkmarshall @Kellansworld @Rainmaker1973 Faster computation, so fast that it could reduce waiting times for processing large scale information to the point of seconds/minutes, compared to hours/days/weeks.. And the security it offers with superpositioned coding, would make hacking all but impossible.

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@wonderofscience A bit ironic, that this video has no sound.

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@historyinmemes Porphyry is almost any type of granulated igneous rock with either quarts or feldspar. The only reason this would ever cost that much, is because it's attached to history, not intrinsic value.

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@ProfBrianCox Brian: So I made a tweet that some people didn't like David: Remarkable

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@davidcrosss I mean, she obviously knew.. She probably knew you'd be in town, at a venue nearby and kept it at work for the off chance you stopped in. Stranger things have happened.

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@tomsegura @xdannyxbrownx Ya'll desperately need to rename the show "Ya know what I'm sayin'". It's the perfect name for the show.

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@marcthom @XEng Because employers look at Social Media to see what their employees are doing, and then "punish" them if there is a like on a post that could be controversial. Happens all the time, HR teams have to waste their time dealing with Likes and Posts because of sensitive pathetic people

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@TheBrutalNature Rather rare to see Leopard's not hunting solitary.

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@jmartnymets @jimandsamshow Plenty of other things to listen to.

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@crazyclipsonly See, Black people can like White people. Just not in America.

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@NomyEngineer @Rainmaker1973 Because people would expect that small opening to correlate to a shallower hole and thus a puddle, rather than something deep as a pond/lake. I find it more haunting to imagine the water wasn't there, and the opening covered by snow.

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@ClayLePard I live in Michigan, and I ride a bike all year-round. This happens to me quite often. Those plow drivers don't give a shit. They've almost buried me in snow a couple times, and have run me off the road more than I can count. Not right eh?

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@YMHstudios @EllisMate I'm glad Tim is wasting his money putting out 3 episodes a week almost no one watches and no longer puts effort into Your Moms House.

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@Lstad78 @drdrew It's old news inside of America, people were just getting censored for saying it. Ironically the Country of "Freedom of Speech" silencing the truth to push an agenda..

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@Cpt_RDubya @TimJDillon Or spend decades being in film and earning a higher waged based on experience? Not sure why anyone thinks it's equal to suggest a new employee gets paid the same as a veteran employee.

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@MarcusLMAHicks @ChaosMMA_ @JonnyBones Oh fuck off.. He's a drug abusing cheater, he can't even pass a piss test to get in the octagon. He's a washed up junkie that only wanted fame and money, not to be a Champion class fighter. His actions prove that. Otherwise he'd do what it takes to make EVERY fight happen legitly

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@adamraycomedy I earned some respect for him when he gave you the Guest Of The Year award on @KILLTONY . Good sport.

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@TheBrutalNature Just a little Lion-play.

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@TommyCockles8 @VoteSurridge @usebigears @RichardDawkins No one will take his woman's medals away! He'll go down in history as the best woman swimmer of all times. And they won't ever write about the size of her cock, but just that he was an amazing female athlete. 😂

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@Rainmaker1973 Too many points of failure. This wouldn't work that well with high revolution speeds.

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@Rainmaker1973 That last one happened in 1958, not 1946.

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@BryanDawsonUSA Just don't say "Mental Illness" because that would make too much sense.

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@funnydavidlucas Lets see if you can remember some roasts on you...Who said this? "You look like Lizzo dressed like Suge Knight."

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@Goblin4k @AlexBehunin People can make jokes about anything, Will.

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@BrendanSchaub Hope you're okay too, my dude. Talk to someone if that shit you saw and thinkin' ain't getting out of your head. Good job too, for your heroics, you save some kids from seeing something potentially mind altering for life.

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@crazyclipsonly @jadapsmith lost a lot of hair.

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@TheFigen_ I can smell you getting moist.

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@TimJDillon She's definitely calling someone Daddy, but it's a 50/50 whether or not it's her Father.

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@billmaher Well that was pointless.

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@thunderf00t I wasn't aware the letter T is "Jacking a logo" That's a stretch.. I'm sure there's a lot of T's in a lot of movies. You know, that Cross looking thing?

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@historyinmemes No, that's any successful Stand Up Comedian's schedule. Staying out til 3-4 am, being up at 8am is like waking a hibernating Bear.

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