Crypto conferences are a conspiracy by Big Travel to put you on a hamster wheel of never ending flights to mid-cities that struggle with tourism for good reason.
Don’t fall for it.
Eth bushwick will have
@balensci
bouncing at the door rejecting anyone who says they’re “bd” like the doorman denying bros who try to get into basement at 4 am
I think it’s time people in Bushwick dress in medieval knights armor and wizards robes. It’s almost 2025 and they’re still on some final fantasy bladee type beat but I think peasants and wizard is next up. Quests. Spells. You know the vibe
Big Travel doesn’t want you to know this but you don’t have to go spend thousands of dollars of your protocol’s treasury to go to every conference and can actually be more productive if you stay in one place for a few months.
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You slave away flying to cities you don’t like to take selfies with people whose names you’ll forget and go to criminally mid parties that are 80% dudes and 100% of them need deodorant.
Corrected my friend at a Jewish wedding tonite that he did not get ‘rugged’ but in fact someone ‘full-stack hitlered’ the chart and everyone turned around very confused and concerned
Market feels ripe for a new kind of conference
Prob some cigs inside in rotation with alignment anons in Socratic dialogue over if L2s are parasitic to Ethereum
Market feels ripe for a new kind of ponzi
Prob some rotation based memey launchpad style thing that incentivizes attention as well as deepened liquidity
We need to start doing hackathons but the judges are exclusively retail people off the street who know nothing about crypto. You should be able to explain what your crypto contraption does to a soccer mom. Solve a soccer mom’s problem, you get funded. That is retail.
nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
- if you forgot their name
- your worst selfies
- that time you fell into a k hole