🌿 Esper 🌿 @Esperacchi Twitter profile

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@Esperacchi

4 years

I used to float the idea that using my OF money for charity would be a rad, whip ass thing to do, but I was shot down. Now I’m just going to fucking do it anyway. I’ve picked 6 -effective-charities that I’m donating 5% of my earnings to for the next year -with receipts- (1/7)

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@Esperacchi

4 years

BREAKING NEWS: Onlyfans is down again, so me and the news team went down to the HQ to investigate. We were able sneak past security and break into the website design room, but all we were able to find was a Chimpanzee in a jumpsuit masturbating into a coffee mug. More at 11.

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@Esperacchi

4 years

I am begging y'all to stop humiliating unsolicited dick pic senders for free. Either hold his pic for ransom or block and have him pay an unblock fee, but when you post it to the TL there's a 90% chance he's aggressively beating off to the humiliation. No free clout.

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@Esperacchi

3 years

If you can respond to this, I consider you my best friend and I think your hobbies and interests are really cool. I love you. Drink water.

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@Esperacchi

5 months

Giving your friends head bc you respect them and they deserve it 🤝

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@Esperacchi

3 years

You guys wanna see me cosplay as a Greek god?

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@Esperacchi

4 years

idk who needs to hear this but your tummy is cute, and your stretchmarks are hot and feminine as fuck

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@Esperacchi

4 years

Your daily reminder that just because you're a natural submissive, that doesn't mean you need to put up with abuse and toxicity from a Dom who refuses to show you affection or aftercare. BDSM is a partnership, not a dictatorship.

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@Esperacchi

6 months

If you wanna buy me a birthday shot, please feel free to hit $esperacchi3 on cashapp :)

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@Esperacchi

3 years

Should I post face at 100K?

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@Esperacchi

3 years

Maybe I’ll post face at 200k, as a treat

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@Esperacchi

2 years

Guys I… I’m starting to get the sense that some of my followers like dick 🤔

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@Esperacchi

4 years

Coronavirus got mens hands smelling like honey lavender while their balls still smell like curdled hot dog water

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@Esperacchi

4 years

People shit on sex workers because we let people jack off to our media for money, but if you're 5% attractive and have any social media presence, people are jacking off to you anyway

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@Esperacchi

3 years

Y’all mind if I drop some porn real quick

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@Esperacchi

4 years

"I dont do sex work, because I have MORALS" Your notion of sexual morality was designed by men who traded womens bodies for land and wealth, pardon me if I dont give a fuck about the archaic sexual morality that prohibits you from controlling a body that others commodified.

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@Esperacchi

2 years

Hey guys if I post a weed nude will u guys be cool and pretend like it’s still April 20th

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@Esperacchi

1 year

Thinking of using the porn name Beef Strokinoff

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@Esperacchi

4 years

*Cracks my dick like a glowstick, and then draws the Mickey Mouse symbol in midair* I'm Jason Whorehees, and you're watching Jizzney Channel

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@Esperacchi

4 years

Helping new sex workers is so hot I adore it

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@Esperacchi

2 years

Y’all mind if I post porn on the TL

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@Esperacchi

1 year

Being a man with enormous thick booty ass cheeks feels like a superpower in real life

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@Esperacchi

3 years

Little bit surprised this isn’t doing better. I always thought people liked suits and such. I do 😇

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@Esperacchi

3 years

Should I post porn again

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@Esperacchi

3 months

I feel bad for this one guy who absolutely photoshops his cock in all of his videos because he has to spend half his day every day hiding the replies of people who think it’s odd that his dick is as long as his knees. It’s like a self created torment prison.

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@Esperacchi

4 years

For International Women's Day, please post your favorite female SWers below. RT to spread awareness. Supporting women goes beyond words, it means literally backing their goals and endeavors as well.

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@Esperacchi

4 years

I feel like being bisexual is just going outside and seeing different butts and muttering "hell yea" to yourself over and over again

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@Esperacchi

4 years

Tipping SWers is such a wholesome and gorgeous experience. Its literally how I met my partner ☺

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@Esperacchi

3 months

An excellent way to clean up your follower count is to post about how we should raise the age of consent and then just block anyone who gets violently angry at your hypothetical

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@Esperacchi

3 years

I have bad news for my gays who love body hair. Clone a Willy wants me to shave. Please forgive me I’m so sorry I never wanted to hurt you like this

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@Esperacchi

4 years

Nice nails on women are underappreciated as -FUCK- on nsfw twitter. Post your claws and RT ☺💅

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@Esperacchi

4 years

I feel like 'Daddy' and 'Dom' is a title that is given. It is earned. It is not something you log on to twitter and call yourself after posting two photos of your hands and RTing spanking gifs as examples of 'punishment'

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@Esperacchi

3 years

I GOT ACCEPTED FOR MY APARTMENT!!!

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@Esperacchi

5 months

It’s probably not a good idea to pursue dating SWers unless you’re progressive as fuck and secure with yourself as a person. If you’re gonna get mad at hotties for being hot you absolutely should not try to get with hotties.

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@Esperacchi

2 years

I got invited to two orgies this weekend

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@Esperacchi

2 years

A fun fact that I haven’t talked about in a while is I used to formerly be a neuromuscular rehabilitation guy. I worked on paraplegics, spinal cord injuries, people with severe nerve damage, etc. Basically if you were told you’re never going to walk again, I got you walking.

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@Esperacchi

1 year

one of my Twitter accounts got banned for shaming a guy named “eradicatetransgenders” and I don’t feel bad

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@Esperacchi

4 years

Hey, You know SWers are human beings right? With real thoughts and feelings? The things you say behind the safety of your screen affect us in real & tangible ways. Kindness costs nothing, but it goes a long way.

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@Esperacchi

3 years

Guys I’m getting really tired of this 9-5 lifestyle, I think I’m gonna rebrand myself and start making porn, what do you think?

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@Esperacchi

3 years

Do you guys think I could pull off a crop top

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@Esperacchi

3 years

lol do u guys wanna see me workout naked

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@Esperacchi

3 years

Please go follow this account, just in case

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@Esperacchi

2 years

Can I be a DILF if my only child is a small grey cat

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@Esperacchi

4 years

I dont talk about it a lot, but I'm incredibly introverted. I have a very limited social battery, and it's really hard for me to be around people for long periods of time without getting anxious and needing a way out. Interacting with you guys is one of my safest social outlets.

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@Esperacchi

3 years

Hey everyone... bad news 😔 went in for a medical checkup today, and the doctor says I have a round thick juicy double watermelon dumptruck ass, and it’s terminal.

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@Esperacchi

2 years

The intense gay panic of standing in line at a grocery store with a guy who literally looks like fucking Clark Kent two feet behind me

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@Esperacchi

2 years

I am incredibly okay with this

now archive, have new art account

@ammatice

2 years

just a reminder

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@Esperacchi

5 months

People who post nudes under vanilla twitter posts are going to get us all banned and we have a social responsibility to ban them out of the SW spaces and disrupt those accounts wherever we can before they materially harm the entire community.

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@Esperacchi

2 years

I guess one of my friends outed the fact that I do SW to two of their vanilla friends, and they immediately said photoshop when they saw my page. Babe most of my stuff is videos I don’t have time to learn CGI 😭

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@Esperacchi

2 years

Masturbating again to my favorite and most deeply erotic sexual fantasy, Nestle’s upper management all being given multiple life sentences for child slavery and water monopolization

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@Esperacchi

2 years

I should be able to crack my dick so it lights up like a glow stick whenever I’m exploring abandoned buildings or dark tunnels

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