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All my faves are in jail, injured or flopping

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@Emmagoatcanu
Danny
1 year
I’m creating an ongoing list of all the reasonably easy to achieve things tennis could do to make itself easier to follow and enjoy No dramatic restructuring or ripping up commercial contracts, just simple things that could be done quickly
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Ostapenko hitting perhaps the worst double fault of all time It didn’t even make it into the *wrong* service box
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Holger Rune randomly being there for Andy Murray’s retirement ceremony is so funny to me 😭
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Emma Raducanu has had coaches that lasted longer than Liz Truss as prime minister
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Being a flagbearer just doesn't seem to mean much if they're not marching into a stadium
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1 year
Badosa and Tsitsipas only started talking to each during Rome!!??? And now they’re saying they’re soulmates!? That was less than two months ago 😭😭
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1 year
Does anyone in sport have such a penchant for paranoia and self-martyrdom like Djokovic 💀 Tennis has done nothing but celebrate him for a decade and the man has responded by victimising himself to the point of self-sabotage. It's bizarre, no one is actually against you man.
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2 months
It’s that time of the year we switch on the BBC for tennis and can enjoy listening to Andrew Castle and John Lloyd on commentary
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The Olympic village always looks so cheap 💀 Tiny rooms in cramped apartments with cardboard beds and one crap open storage unit. And one bathroom between 4 rooms I doubt the likes of Nadal will be staying in the village 😂
@TennisChannel
Tennis Channel
1 month
Look inside the Olympic Village with @Daria_gav 👀 #Paris2024
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2 years
This can only be a mistake by the ATP & WTA 1) It looks pro-Russian 2) Wimbledon is not harmed in any way 3) It harms lower ranked players whose rankings are precarious
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2 months
Everyone who wins a match at Queen’s today gets to surpass the career highlight of this berk
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1 year
Normalise not playing tennis matches at 3am. Let the players sleep, let the employees and volunteers get some rest, let the crowd go home while public transport is still on, let people watch who can't stay up on a weekday
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2 years
It’s hilarious how this list veers widely between “author killed someone”, “wrote about real events that happen”, “mean on twitter”, “lived in the 1800s” and “didn’t write the story the way I wanted it” Some people really need to learn writing about something isn’t endorsement
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3 years
@WTA Are you prepared to completely pull out from China if Peng Shuai is not safe?
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I heard the courts at Madrid were personally designed by @feliciano_lopez so he’d only have to see one woman at a time
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1 year
I’m fairly certain you could convince Djokovic to shove a coconut up his arse if you promised it had special natural healing crystal energy
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1 year
The fact that both the Australian and US Open’s are regularly seeing days where the climatic conditions are making matches increasingly hard to hold isn’t talked about enough Climate change is screaming at tennis, and the response is currently to ignore it
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2 years
Emma’s friend setting her up to say what the fuck live in Italy is an absolute legend 😂
@SuperTennisTv
SuperTennis TV
2 years
Chi spiega ad @EmmaRaducanu il significato di *QUELLA* parola?? 🤣 #tennis | #IBI22
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I will always enjoy Laura Robson’s barely disguised contempt every time she has to talk about Zverev 🤭
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2 years
Emma Raducanu at 19: Grand Slam champion, multi-millionaire, hot, global it girl Me in my 20s: Feeling sick after eating a whole Easter egg lying on the sofa
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It makes tennis look small and insignificant, lost in the chasm of a stadium it can't fill, quite literally in the shadow of other sports
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Myles David
1 year
Are you guys excited for the Stadium WITHIN a Stadium? #MiamiOpen 🎾🐬
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2 years
Kim Kardashian better not even think of ruining this historic dress
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EMMA RADUCANU HAS WON 100% OF ALL SETS SHE’S PLAYED ON CLAY TRUE CLAY COURT GOAT 😍
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2 years
The fact that you cannot vote Roger Federer as the ATP fan favourite one last time is a travesty of justice 😭
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1 year
Footage of the crowd at tomorrow's night match
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James Gray
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Alexander Zverev vs Alex Molcan will replace Monfils vs Rune as the night match on Thursday. #RolandGarros
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“Last year Sabalenka was also number 1, number 1 in double faults!” Casual violence from the commentator 😂😭
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Leylah Fernandez is gonna spend her whole career being introduced as the player who lost to Emma in the US Open final 😭
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@JomTones12 No 😭 but you know what, good for him, even if he just walked on the court uninvited!
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1 year
Did Nike sign Peyton Sterns in the toilet break, istg she was wearing Lululemon in the first two sets 😂 That ain't just a different coloured dress it's a whole new brand!
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4 months
Sabalenka has a bigger champions mentality than Rybakina. Not just based on Elena failing to serve it out, but the courage to go for bigger shots on crucial points Aryna played fearless tennis to save those break points. Elena became increasingly passive when it mattered
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2 years
The world after the release of the French Open draws
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WTA making gifs that exactly describes what it's like to watch a player is the best thing they've done for years
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Well wasn’t that a lovely final? Two nice people fighting for the title, both fighting well, genuinely happy for either of them to win 🥰 Well done Barbie, good luck for the future Jasmine
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Sabalenka has made an overnight switch to Hungary, according to Eurosport Good news for the Hungarian BJK cup team!
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3 years
If you need any other reason to vote for Emma Raducanu for #SPOTY
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2 years
This was the best grand slam final for years. Both players were at their peaks throughout the entire match, points were being won not lost, neither player choked, and it was certainly highly competitive Most other women’s finals have either been poor at times or one-sided
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wta
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remember when these two made the @usopen final? that was special ☺️
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Katie Boulter!!!!!! 🤍🥰😍🇬🇧😍🥰🤍 So well deserved, she’s finally achieved a title after years lost to injury. Wonderful week for Jodie Burrage as well her year has been great! And I love when they’re so happy for each other after a final 🥹
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1 year
Rare sight of a tennis player wearing glasses!
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2 years
People are far to quick to denigrate players below the very top There are 1000s of ranked players. The median number of tour matches a player will win is 1 Someone who gets into the top 100, who wins a single ATP/WTA title, has achieved more than 99% anyone who tries going pro
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mimi🧍🏻‍♀️| RAFA COMEBACK ERA ⁵⁵⁴
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qrt this with your unpopular tennis opinions. i fear the tl is in need of some spicy thoughts 🤌
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The way this guy has managed to leave a permanent legacy on tennis by ending advantage sets 😭 It's sick!!!
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John Isner
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After 17+ years on the ⁦ @atptour ⁩, it’s time to say goodbye to professional tennis. This transition won’t be easy but I’m looking forward to every second of it with my amazing family. The ⁦ @usopen ⁩ will be my final event. Time to lace ‘em up one last time. ❤️ ♥️ 💜
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I don’t want to hear anyone try and put men’s tennis over women’s after those sets of semifinals. The women’s matches were dramatically better
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Taylor Townsend and Ben Shelton have the it factor, they could rule American tennis for a decade, absolutely ooze charisma We knew Taylor was a queen but sorry guys, they hype Ben for a reason, Roger knew what he was doing that's a star right there 😭
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@THEH0RRORKID
Horror Collective 🩸
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What’s your favorite “covered in blood” scene?
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It's always the women getting asked if anything they do off the court is "distracting" them. No one ever asks Danill Medvedev if he wouldn't have lost two grand slam finals from two sets up if he spent less time playing video games.
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6 months
Interesting way of saying “my criminal record stops me from entering many countries Rune will be playing in” I suppose.
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Boris Becker
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I would like to inform you that I will step down as the head coach of Holger Rune with immediate effect. We started this partnership with the initial goal to reach the ATP Finals end of last year but moving forward I realised that in order for this to be successful, I would need
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@Sara_Rose_G As awful as Ross kept getting, David Schwimmer was one of the few who really committed right to the end. Some of them were so phoning it in
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2 years
Happy third round of Queen's day for all those who celebrate 🥳
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@ReillyOpelka @atptour You could have just took your hat off…
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2 years
Surely the US Open curse is limited to the men right? Well... 2017: Sloane Stephens, perpetually unmotivated 2018&2020: Naomi Osaka, depressed into retirement 2019: Bianca Andreescu, always injured 2021: Emma Raducanu, always injured 2022: Iga Swiatek... Iga take care!!!
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Is Emma playing well today
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He’ll never be her
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@MakeItWayne151
Petty Crocker 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸
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Yo this is wild 😭
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They’re both champions and haters can just stay mad about it 😌 Emma and Naomi’s names shall always be engraved on the trophy and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it
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2 years
Take your pick, multiple crimes were committed that day
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@rubledever
president of lehečka micronation
2 years
quote this with the worst tennis player fashion crimes! i want to see some absolutely ATROCIOUS outfits 👀
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I’ve never seen such a difference in reaction between people in the industry (who might be angling for jobs here let’s be real), and fans who actually have to pay for it 💀 It’s not going to be affordable and if Sky’s coverage will be as good as Prime’s it’ll be a miracle
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BREAKING 🚨: Sky secures new partnerships for the ATP and WTA Tours, which will see year-round tennis for fans on Sky Sports. 🤩
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2 years
@andy_murray I don't know what you're referring to this time but I support you king
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2 years
What if Emma Raducanu just tweeted "Who the fuck is John McEnroe?" then closed twitter
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The full report is damning for Simona. Really can’t see an out for her here, she regrettably seems to have been caught up to no good 😐 I hope attention is now turned to that fellow coaching her who has at least a tangental involvement, whose tentacles are wrapped around tennis
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Tennis players talking about covid and vaccinations is a great argument for staying in school. Value education as a teenager, not hitting balls over a net
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8 months
Tennis stop banning people from freely advertising your content challenge Locking away 30sec clips from a match has no commercial gain and prevents you from reaching people who won’t see official channels. Non-fans don’t follow tennis tv, they might follow TT users!
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Owen
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Lol I guess no more clips for Australia matches. Thank you Tennis Australia! Very cool!
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2 years
You don’t have to like Emma, or even think she’s going to be successful in the future, but you can’t deny her mentality She knows where she really is, how her game is right now, she isn’t operating under any delusions she’s the best in the world, she’s still working hard
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Reem Abulleil
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Emma Raducanu: "If I lose 2000 points so be it, I’ll start again from the bottom. I know I can do something that no one else has done. I qualified and won the US Open, so I can start from the beginning, I can start from zero and I’m not afraid of that."
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@drivevolleys And made the AO switch to the stupid super tiebreak as well. To this day, I don't understand why the slams didn't just ban Isner instead of changing the rules
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Judy and Jamie’s daughter 🥹🥰
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Ons has now won a 250, 500 and 1000… So the next step at Wimbledon? 😌🍓🌱
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Two absolute legends solving sexism in sport as we speak 😍 What I would give to know what Leah Williamson and Billie Jean King are talking about!
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Andy in the middle of a painful ankle injury still finding time to fight with Carlos Bernardes is absolutely classic Murray banter
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1 year
Did Foki kiss a Rocket Raccoon pop figure after winning his match? (Yes)
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Joe Salisbury defending his husband Rajeev Ram over his snubbing at davis cup. Couple goals! 🤍
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Glorious Norrienation National Emergency
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helpppppppppppppppp
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2 years
The tours could have frozen points for affected players, protecting all their members rather than harming one group over the other. Instead it looks like a large number of players were not even consulted, which is setting up more animus in tennis
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Dear @Wimbledon , since Ash Barty has retired and won’t be opening play on Centre Court on Tuesday, please can @Simona_Halep take her place? Since she had to pull out last year and was so happy to win in 2019, it would be really sweet 🥺
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Did the crowd stop booing when Morgan came on screen? 😂
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José Morgado
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Taylor ☠️ ahah
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A royal appearance on court 18 for Katie Boulter, as tennis princess Laura Robson arrives to watch the match with a local dignitary
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2 years
All I'm saying is anyone who wins both of these trophies is going to have a great time
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9 months
We’ll just have to go win from qualifying again! 😌
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since the cut off is at 99. Emma will have to play the qualifying
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2 years
Remember the good times when Djokovic was getting deported? I do 💔
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2 years
Unreported fact, if Simona Halep defeats Coco Gauff today she will pass Maria Sharapova into third on the all time career prize money list!
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@EmmaRaducanu @MutuaMadridOpen Yay Emma Raduclaynu! When you beat the same player twice in two weeks!
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@vanshv2k But it is in fact written in the rulebook, and has been all year! (Guadalajara took the place of Wuhan)
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@sushil26 First week has the unexpected, lesser known players, new match ups, stuff constantly going on anywhere you look Second week has more known factors, the same players meeting, quickly down to only one or two singles matches at a time
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Getting the full changing room to centre court camera shot like it’s a Wimbledon final, Andy’s legend 🥲
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Anne Keothavong interviewing Hsieh Su-Wei AK: “Why were you off tour for 18 months?” Hsieh: “Definitely not pregnant.” 😭😭
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Tennis players choosing to reveal their doping suspensions via notes app instead of in a hotel lobby on an ugly carpet have NO respect for the history of this sport
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2 years
When you’ve played on clay for two weeks and already pigeonised a girl who’s played on it her whole life
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Clare Balding: “Your commentator for this match will be Andrew…” *don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it* 😭😩😤 “…Cotter” *OH THANK THE LORD* 😍😍😍
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What Katie Boulter is thinking during clay court season
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Average tennis fan trying to read the draw of a tennis tournament off a photo someone took of a computer screen
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Tennis Updates
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ATP 1000 Toronto Draw:
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The WTA still producing underdog stories while there's finally an elite tier competing regularly is the ideal combo imo Danyell can hang up the racquet on a high!
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Just imagining the universe where Andy's hip had never given out, and he had carried on from his 2016 peak... Because he has so much more talent and tools to his game than most of the modern tour. Murray at peak physical fitness would be beating everyone
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Just look at the absolute TALENT that has won the US Open over the past decade Every name here is a Queen 🔥
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3 years
Hot take: Children should not be competing with adults in sport We cheer for Brenda Fruhvirtiva now, but it’s less fun in a few years time when we have another girl who’s ruined her body trying to compete with grown women far fitter and stronger than her
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ITF
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Brenda Fruhvirtova: The youngest player to win a title on the ITF World Tennis Tour in over six years 🏆 At 14 years, 10 months and four days, the talented Czech triumphed on Argentine soil at W25 Tucuman 👇
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No one is changing their Wimbledon plans. Every player will still be there because a first round loss covers your expenses for the rest of the year, and the top players get millions for appearing at the slams The event will continue to sell-out and people will watch on TV
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“The elbow is connected to the arm” That’s the incisive, world beating commentary we pay John McEnroe the big bucks for
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I don't know, what did happen to Emma Raducanu winner of the 2018 US Open?
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Alcaraz may have won a slam and became number one in 2022, but I argue winning Wimbledon (in a massive match against Djokovic, the dominant player of the decade) was his real breakthrough I view this as his expected slump, he's emotionally and physically worn out
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@tennisnation He’s been like this for well over a decade though. It may have fuelled him and embittered him, but the core of his mindset hasn’t changed And ultimately contributes to why he’s not Fedal. His own actions have stopped him being seen the same way!
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What is Australia going to do when they can’t roll out Rod Laver every year? The man is 84 and you’re making him stay up to 2 in the morning every night so you can talk about him post match, let him go to bed 😭
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We’re going to need a team of bionic scientists, every doctor in the world, and cheat like no one has ever cheated in tennis before, to get Andy Murray through his Wimbledon round one
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@Some1NamedRyan Working class hero 🫡
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@Some1NamedRyan Jelena is overjoyed to get away from hawk-eye on clay for a few weeks, and go straight back into her second favourite activity of arguing with umpires over ball marks
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3 years
@steftsitsipas Stef just stop scheduling tweets after you lose and go eat a massive dessert or something
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@0hMySt4rs Yes, and my god didn't that Captain Jack appearance trick us into not expecting an even bigger surprise!
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