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@Otto_English Just need @ByDonkeys to quote that on a few bill boards in Clacton for a few weeks.
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@SamTBaron @Nigel_Farage You do understand he'll be lucky to get 1 question a month due to Parliamentary procedure?
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@DPJHodges It's really not much better.
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@justchrisdavies Which indigenous? The Beaker People who lived there? The Celts who were there before the Romans founded London? The Romano-British? The Angles? All the other immigrants that made London their home for a thousand years?
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@happychap67 @IsabelOakeshott Tate you mean? Who bragged about sex with a 16 year old, in the USA where she was below the age of consent?
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@Otto_English With a 40,000 backlog at a cost of 1.8 million per deportee it'll only cost £72,000,000,000 to clear the logjam. Bargain.
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@DPJHodges You forgot this bit.
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@toryboypierce Any news on the sexual assault investigation into you?
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@benhabib6 @reformparty_uk Because 14 years of right wing govt headed by millionaires just wasn't enough.
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@sophielouisecc I'd never failed a tough wank challenge, until now.
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@SamTBaron @TiceRichard Most Reform voters can barely grunt in English, let alone write it down correctly.
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@LBC @ShelaghFogarty He mispoke and rectified it straight after. It's not like he donated 10 million to the Tory Party, said he'd like to see a black female MP shot and never apologised for it.
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@tomhfh I'm not flabbergasted that you completely missed the entire premise of the video.
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@GuidoFawkes It's Government issue petal, armoured as stipulated by MI5.
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@LozzaFox @AllisonPearson I'm only alive today because of the NHS. Can only walk today because of the NHS aftercare. You'll muss it when its gone.
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@BrugesGroup So is mine.
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@LozzaFox Good job you're not an actual star then.
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@TiceRichard @reformparty_uk You have 5 MP's, stop playing the victim and learn how Parliamentary procedure works.
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@GBNEWS The voice of the people brought to you by Jacob Rees-Mogg (Con), 30p Lee (Con- Refuk), Farage (Refuk), Tice (Refuk), McVey (Con). It's not the voice of the people, it's the Daily Mail.
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@zaloarg @holte @I_amMukhtar Just checked, he lied on his visa application saying he had no criminal convictions, he entered Canada illegally womp womp.
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@jdpoc @andy75467 If a ltd company using fraud for financial gain is a criminal offence. A limited company fielding paper candidates in order to increase votes and short money?
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@ChrisAS350AS355 @Nigel_Farage Lmfao 200,000 more votes than Ukip in 2015 against the worst performing Govt in living history, Reform have peaked.
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@zaloarg @holte @I_amMukhtar He was sentenced to 10 months for entering the USA illegally on fake documents petal.
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@GBNEWS He's an absolute natural around people, takes after his mother.
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@GBNEWS Willy made pegging acceptable. Kate made errr *checks notes* anorexia accep...nope, errr...changing universities to gold dig your way into a mega rich family acceptable.
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@LeeAndersonMP_ One swallow could have prevented you though.
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@MendyHowe12 @LozzaFox @TRobinsonNewEra Maligned? He's a coked up career criminal.
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@AlexBoy55509159 @Brown666W @lewis_goodall If they were illegal petal, the Tories would have deported them, instead they built a huge backlog of asylum claims which is costing more than simply processing their claims would, but keep pointing at brown people while the rich pick your pocket.
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@NicholasLissack @Nigel_Farage He's spent more time in the US than Parl.
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Just the Deputy Chairman of the Tory Party following a racist.
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@MartinDaubney Respec are statchoos!
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@GBNEWS Hilariously, Meghan isn't even bothering to export to the UK, yet here you are with your jam outrage.
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Churchills baby, written by British Judges, British Judges sit in the benches.
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@MartinDaubney @GBNEWS @CDP1882 You'll go the same way as Talk TV soon enough, even a billion dollar hedge fund based in Dubai won't tolerate 40 million losses a year, especially considering you're having no impact on the national mood.
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@ConspiracyHeroX @BladeoftheS Last years Influenza vaccine will be ineffective for thus years strain petal.
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@GBNEWS Early retirement for rich, die at work for the poor.
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@darrengrimes_ It's an opinion piece Crafty, the clues in the word opinion, the Guardian has a lot of different voices writing opinion pieces.
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@IsabelOakeshott @happychap67 The figures exist, they just don't say what you want them to say.
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@Telegraph Norway concentrated on rehabilitation, it cut recidivism rates so much they had to close empty prisons.
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@GBGreatAgain @kingkapoor72 A tattoo of Joe Pasquale?
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@BBCPolitics What great things has he done so far with 'his' money?
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@Diktat17 @TiceRichard @wesstreeting @reformparty_uk Labour aren't even in power petal and the schools have closed.
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@SigmaTweeter @BBCWorld Japanese culture once had suicide as a virtue, tell us again about how culture shouldn't change?
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@chesterclarkeuk @Nigel_Farage Farage is from a family of immigrants, his kids are German passport holders, Farage has Belgium residency status. Oh, and he ran away to the USA and got ghosted by Trump lol.
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@SaraJane101 @SkyNews Yes, Israel has illegally occupied huge tracts of Palestine, well done for recognising it.
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@Gazby77 @BethRigby You'll welcome immigrant workers who are filling the shortfall we have in workers due to fallen birthrates then.
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@EESprite @SteveRousePhoto @I_amMukhtar @realleepbaker He blacked up his kid and posted it on Twitter,along with all his rants, arrests, of course the courts pulled his contact.
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@RobDonalds38035 @LozzaFox If she doesn't like it here, she can leave.
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@SkyNews No thanks, utter wank.
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@DemosGus @golub You pay for a free app.
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@JuliaHB1 I see you're backing Trump, another sex offender.
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@Otto_English @thetimes Ashfield for you. I was chatting away in Spanish to a friend in Spain, on my mobile and a guy screamed 'Fuck off back to Romania' at me.
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@LozzaFox @BBC Still bitter they gave you a platform to nuke your career?
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@Otto_English 3rd place in I'm a Celeb would be unfinished business.
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@midbedsreformuk @premnsikka Our generous welfare that means the poorest in the UK are worse off than the poorest in Slovenia?
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@instaDG @tomhunt1988 You were warned that none EU immigration would soar after Brexit, you were warned that asylum seekers crossing from France would soar after Brexit, but you're still gifting your vote to a ltd company that said Brexit would fix it all.
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Tick tock Moggle, I doubt GB News will require your services after you lose your seat.
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@realSi_jeff @sophielouisecc Nigel will be shocked to find that Parliamentary procedures mean he won't be able to just gob off when he feels like it.
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@Gazby77 @BethRigby Of course you do petal.
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@DuncanGray @RupertLowe10 Another that doesn't understand Parliamentary procedure, 650 MP's, alloted questions are weighted by party AND to give all representatives a question, Reform will be lucky to be called once every couple of months.
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@zaloarg @holte @I_amMukhtar If he is, it'll be his second arrest for entering a country on fake documents.
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@danwootton He is a racist.
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@Give_Me_TheJist @Femi_Sorry And in the short to medium term petal? And our ageing population, falling birth rate and widening Dependency Ratio? Will we start cloning?
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@shaunpoole2112 @miffythegamer It doesn't matter, he admits he posted it to cause harm and harassment without Narinders permission to use the image, it's an offence under the revenge porn legislation.
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@Mamatolottacats @simonjwarner @eli_royally He hasn't lived with his wife for years, his father is just an obstacle to the top job for him.
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@Nick_Dampier1 @danwootton You've never 'known' a woman.
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@GBNEWS Nope, it's time to put away childish beliefs like Monarchy and grow up as nations.
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@cjknowles1972 @LozzaFox That's the same Tommeh convicted of assault, mortgage fraud and attempting to enter the USA on a fake passport then?
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@KEdge23 @markjenkinsonmp KFC are hiring round your way Kev, apply now.
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@Otto_English It's become too commercialised these days, the decorations come out in January in the shops, and you get arrested if you say merry Ed Balls Day.
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@WillBlackWriter They support it, until it happens to someone they support, then it's police brutality, they were calling for the Rozzers who nicked Tommeh Ten Names to be sacked a few weeks ago.
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@Chronus8 @SholaMos1 Lad gave hi. fair warning to leave him alone, his ego wouldn't listen, he got a lesson he won't forget.
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@I_amMukhtar Good job there's no history of racism in the Roya...oh...
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@SigmaKing10 @MikeStuchbery_ Why do you whine about an actual human in a live action version of a game not looking exactly like the game character?
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@GBNEWS Quick, run loads of Harry hate articles to try and hide the Tory and Reform election disasters.
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@DPJHodges He laughs in her face, waits abit, she tries to talk about her daughter, he turns his back and walks off.
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@LeeAndersonMP_ @reformparty_uk You've never given a sound reason to leave ECHR 30p.
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@reformparty_uk He only got his seat due to proportional representation, and even with that you only managed 1 Assembly member.
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@dave43law The way to beat Reform is to improve peoples living standards, Starmer has 5 years, fail and it's game over.
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@EssexPR @LeeAndersonMP_ MP's breaking the law is such a great look.
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@StevenJonMiller @GBNEWS @TiceRichard And even more didn't vote Reform.
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@Give_Me_TheJist @Femi_Sorry So you're bang onside removing the 2 child cap, increasing in work benefits, extending child care benefits, free school meals, tax credits, more state funding for social care? In 18 years, we still won't have closed the dependency ratio.
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@LeeAndersonMP_ Hush now and get your CV ready for the DWP.
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@snr_blanco71 @jimbonaill @LozzaFox Tweeting himself and his kids in blackface, repeatedly tweeting n****r, tweeting blatantly racist memes, telling black Brits to go back to Africa etc etc etc.
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@ExiledIsraelite @EylonALevy The ICC has arrest warrants for Hamas leaders as well you disingenuous tit.
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@LozzaFox @TRobinsonNewEra Oh bless, look at Lozenge trying to ride on tiny Tommehs coat tails.
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@Telegraph Not bad, 3 days into a campaign.
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@snr_blanco71 @LozzaFox He did it to his fucking self, tried to sue them for calling him a racist, they counter sued after he called thrm paedophiles.
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@sophielouisecc Don't pretend you give a flying fuck, you were cheering when your Tory mates brought in the 2 child benefits cap.
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@OEntebbe @ArmeenaRK @IsraeliPM Bibi funded Hamas to divide Gaza from the West Bank etc. He created this golem.
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@tomhfh Shame the video didn't point out ECHR was drafted by Britis...oh...
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@I_amMukhtar Wondering about it is fine, being CONCERNED about it isn't.
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