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5 months

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4 years

The winner here is “I love you so much, and I couldn’t live with myself if I got you sick.” #COVID19

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4 years

If this year marks the first time that you’re not planning to spend the holidays with your folks—whether that’s because of the pandemic or for some other reason—and, uh, they don’t know that yet, here are some tips for telling them.

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2 years

I’m so excited to have accepted a marriage proposal from @bronk ❤️

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2 years

Happy Easter to my Kermit And Friends family I love you guys!

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Elisa Jordana

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4 years

My little Kermit passed away last night, she’s the best thing to ever happen to me and I’m devastated...RIP sweet Kermit 💔 I will never love anyone like how I’ve loved you

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

9 months

@TheRHPolls @erikajayne @BravoTV @Andy How can anyone like this horrible person

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@ElisaJordana

5 years

Gosh you just never know who’ll you’ll bump into around here #BeverlyHills @bronk

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@ElisaJordana

9 months

One thing about Ralph is he REALLY had a terrific time at all the events and appreciated being there fully. He was smiling and full of joy-let’s all try to be like that! Appreciate the moment and be a loyal friend to people.

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3 years

Vaccinated. Who wants to date me now ?

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Elisa Jordana

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6 years

@EveIynAcosta @thefunnyfml I fell for a scam oh well lol

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Elisa Jordana

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5 months

I hope to be streaming next week again 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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Elisa Jordana

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3 years

Love the Drew & Mike Show!!

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3 years

@ElisaJordana I love hearing you on the Drew & Mike podcast !

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Elisa Jordana

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5 years

When your friend told you she’s not wearing heels tonight and you show up in sneakers #HalftimeShow

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Elisa Jordana

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3 years

My new song for my fiancé

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5 years

Benjy at my work! #BenjyInTown #BenjyLA

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Elisa Jordana

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5 years

2 great visitors!!! @bronk and @MyDogChicken !!!

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Elisa Jordana

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2 years

@PageSix How much did Travis Barker pay the doctor to give her that diagnosis

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

4 years

This picture was taken by a guy young enough to be my son #humblebrag #quarantine #COVID19

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@ElisaJordana

4 years

Every really good picture of me I have to crop out a guy I’ll never see again 🤣

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

When we were both young and skinny....now we are older and wiser, with more pets (I’m too cheap to buy this photo) ❤️ you @bronk , the best guy in the world.

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

Happy Holidays friends!

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

7 years

The woman next to her is a hundred percent texting "sitting next to Madonna"

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

6 years

Hi Benjy @bronk wish you were here @SharknadoSYFY

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

6 years

While planning an affair, never go after someone named “Stormy.” That’s the name of a person that will not keep quiet about it. Have sex with Gertrude. #StormyDanielsDay

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

2 years

And because you tried to sneak Lucas in my building-you are mother fucking OUT!!!!!!!!

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

1 year

Enroll today!! Hit me up and I can get you in FOR A FREE SCHOLARSHIP to my program.

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

What’s the point of all this life? Save dogs and people and live well and that’s it. Took me 3_ years to figure that out 😂

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

8 years

Can't wait to work tonight at @SurRestaurant ! Third night of training! #HardWorkButAlsoFun !

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

6 years

8 year challenge @bronk

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

6 years

Just me and the mutts today ❤️

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

3 years

“I’m at a motel 6, bitch.” - my ex fiancé to me 🔥

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

4 years

This was Kermit’s favorite place, and if you look to the right...she’s still there. In every photo I took today there’s a ray of light coming down from heaven. I know it’s her❤️ #BeverlyHillsDogPark

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

6 years

Merry Christmas

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

1 year

Currently suffering from dehydration and extreme exhaustion from my trip to @stutteringjohnm #CapeCoral #LongDrive #Thirst #IR

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

7 years

Professional-Business-Radio-Acting-Or-Whatever-I-Am-Picture

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

New jacket, who dis? @shopAKIRA

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

3 years

Very proud of this guy! @bronk #NYCMarathon #NYCMarathon2021

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

Benjy @bronk just admitted to sending these flowers to me!!!!!!!

Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

Very fun day guessing who this was from!

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Elisa Jordana

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7 years

My favorite actor in ANY film

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

My colleagues had to explain Snapchat to me because I am 900 years old 😂

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

Me and Kermit. Kermit and me. I love my little Kermit!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

#WorstThingIDidToMyEx

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

We had a date today! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #KermitAndMe

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

6 years

Fun in NYC

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

4 years

What a nut

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Elisa Jordana

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

Can you see too up my nose in this picture

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

7 years

If Louis CK asked me to sit there while he jerked off I'd say yes as long as I also got to hear a couple jokes at the same time.

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

4 years

The last song Kermit heard me play❤️

Elisa Jordana - @ElisaJordana

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

4 months

I want to thank @Gummoed and Shannon for my beautiful outfit today from @Bloomingdales @KarlLagerfeld An outfit like this makes me want to do a stream! #classy #boujie #livestreaming

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

2 years

@LeafKingKAF @alexstein99 Alex you are so amazing it’s such a blesssing to know you - thank you for sharing your unbelievable talent with us ❤️

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

4 years

Elisa Jordana - @ElisaJordana

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

1 year

I enjoyed this show very much!

SHULI

@shalomshuli

1 year

One hell of a show tonight @levy_sir @mikemorsesays @TheUncleRicoSho @ElisaJordana Stuttering John Calling The COPS On Elisa Jordana? | The Uncle Rico Show... via @YouTube

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 months

@bronk Aw this made my cry love you Benjy

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

I am such marriage material

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

7 years

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

7 years

I'm blocking anyone mean starting right now

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

Very fun day guessing who this was from!

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

7 years

The last 5 negative tweeters pointing negativity in my direction have been blocked! Bye bye angry stern fans, hello normal nice people!

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

8 months

@FilmUpdates My dog Fozzie keeps playing this on a loop so annoying

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

4 months

@nosmokenomore Ariana’s so cool she didn’t even blowout her hair for this 🔥

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

4 years

My gynecologist just offered me a video call appointment! Should I just broadcast live and get multiple opinions? #COVID19

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Elisa Jordana

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4 years

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Elisa Jordana

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2 years

@DrewMikePodcast Thanks for having me

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

If you deliver food to me and I have to come downstairs and find YOU, I might as well bring you a sandwich and get a tip myself because you missed the whole point of me using this service! 🍖🥩🎂🦞

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

3 years

Happy Birthday @MyDogChicken !!!!

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

Happy Holidays from these three crazy animals

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

2 years

I was today years old when I found out that Kirstie Alley blocked me😥 #sorry

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

7 years

Happy Birthday to the best person in the world! @bronk is kind, sweet, funny, and thoughtful.

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

6 years

I tried to buy milk and eggs tonight but I forgot my ID at home. God they are so strict with that! #groceries #trump #ID

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

When you get some action unexpectedly 😂

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

4 months

Looking for gregarious, dynamic, and interesting people for my livestreams. There is pay, you just have to get yourself to the West Palm Beach area. Much fun can be had with the right attitude🙏

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

7 years

"I really hate rapists unless they are my deli guy at Whole Foods"- Lena Dunham

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

6 years

I’m trying to understand why people are defending this guy, I can’t imagine someone looking more threatening

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

6 years

I am not here for anyone’s birthday

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6 years

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

6 years

I agree with this

The New York Times

@nytimes

6 years

Gayle King on #MeToo : "I think when a woman makes an accusation, the man instantly gets the death penalty. There has to be some sort of due process here"

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

6 years

Me and little cute Benjy @bronk

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

4 years

Me and Fozzie hiking

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

I feel very special because a very nice person in my office gave me this orchid today!

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

7 years

So this was weird

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

2 years

You can get amazing @BookCameo from @andydick LIVE from my hot tub where he will be getting his nails and body very clean and sterile since he moved back in!

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

4 years

“I’d love to have sex with you but it could literally kill me so I’m just gonna stay home and pet my dogs and overeat in my pajamas” #whatmyattitudeshouldvealwaysbeen #corona #coronaelisa

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

7 years

Looking forward to hearing Benjy @Bronk on The Wrap Up Show tomorrow

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 years

Happy Birthday week, Benjy @bronk ! You are the most special person I have ever met and the most handsome and kind and just the greatest😀

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

4 years

Happy Birthday to the best guy @bronk

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

6 years

@realChadJohnson My type of soulmate would never let me live paycheck to paycheck

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

4 years

Hiking with Fozzie on Christmas with Kermit watching us from heaven ❤️ #love #heaven #dogs #holidayseason

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

5 months

thank you guys

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3 years

Hey @bronk I’m so proud of you! You did it!!!

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Elisa Jordana

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4 years

I was on the top of a mountain today

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

8 years

I had a bad childhood so I can be a bully! For the rest of my life! #RHONY

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

7 years

I am accusing Benjy @bronk of being extremely nice to me for over 7 years! I am coming out NOW! He was nice even when I didn't ask for it!!!!!!!

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

6 years

I am attending the @SharknadoSYFY premier in honor of @Bronk !!!

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

7 years

Cool!!!!!

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

3 years

When your ex-fiancé shows up on your podcast

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Elisa Jordana

@ElisaJordana

4 years

Since #Kermit is trending right now I’m going to take that as a sign from God that my dog Kermit in heaven is very proud of me looking down on me saying “good job, Elisa I love you”

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@ElisaJordana

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