If this year marks the first time that you’re not planning to spend the holidays with your folks—whether that’s because of the pandemic or for some other reason—and, uh, they don’t know that yet, here are some tips for telling them.
My little Kermit passed away last night, she’s the best thing to ever happen to me and I’m devastated...RIP sweet Kermit 💔 I will never love anyone like how I’ve loved you
One thing about Ralph is he REALLY had a terrific time at all the events and appreciated being there fully. He was smiling and full of joy-let’s all try to be like that! Appreciate the moment and be a loyal friend to people.
When we were both young and skinny....now we are older and wiser, with more pets (I’m too cheap to buy this photo) ❤️ you
@bronk
, the best guy in the world.
While planning an affair, never go after someone named “Stormy.” That’s the name of a person that will not keep quiet about it. Have sex with Gertrude.
#StormyDanielsDay
This was Kermit’s favorite place, and if you look to the right...she’s still there. In every photo I took today there’s a ray of light coming down from heaven. I know it’s her❤️
#BeverlyHillsDogPark
If you deliver food to me and I have to come downstairs and find YOU, I might as well bring you a sandwich and get a tip myself because you missed the whole point of me using this service! 🍖🥩🎂🦞
Looking for gregarious, dynamic, and interesting people for my livestreams. There is pay, you just have to get yourself to the West Palm Beach area. Much fun can be had with the right attitude🙏
Gayle King on
#MeToo
: "I think when a woman makes an accusation, the man instantly gets the death penalty. There has to be some sort of due process here"
You can get amazing
@BookCameo
from
@andydick
LIVE from my hot tub where he will be getting his nails and body very clean and sterile since he moved back in!
Elisa Jordan Breaks Her Silence After Fight/Arrest With Boyfriend (Inter... via
@YouTube
YES we talked to Elisa. RETWEET watch and Subscribe.
@whoarethesepod
Since
#Kermit
is trending right now I’m going to take that as a sign from God that my dog Kermit in heaven is very proud of me looking down on me saying “good job, Elisa I love you”