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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon

@EliScuzz

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舔我的球 (Lick my balls).

Joined May 2023
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@EliScuzz
Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
I could look at this all day long
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1 year
Bout to cook some steaks and kill a 10 point tomorrow comeonwimme.
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@EliScuzz
Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
10 months
Shrooms and dip. WSP
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7 months
Watching nascar qualifying round with whomps in my childhood house feels surreal.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
11 months
Local pool hall with 7$ pitchers and good burgers just gets me going. Been here 3 nights in a row and that includes the lords day.
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7 months
Met the ceo of buckhead brigade. Yeah he wears costas.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
9 months
Me and @SethMaldonado16 love the band more than anything. Fuck you if you don’t like em’
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4 months
@ Niggachris and his black qween.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
8 months
Mexico knows a good time. Gonna find some cartel members and get rowdy. I will be the Last of the Meheecans.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
10 months
Loosing in Irish and delta 8 gas station gummy language.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
7 months
I’m gonna sit around and do whomps all day thanks. Picture of me per rotters union.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
10 months
“Maybe I’ll buy her fentanyl instead of a plan b and kill two birds with one stone” - my buddy 90
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
Don’t even wanna know why this is in McDonald’s but it’s getting me going.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
6 months
Duuuuuude
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7 months
Hometown Mexican is always so damn fun. Gonna karaoke some panic in a minute.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
Ultimate sopranos w burger rot with @Bowltech139389
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
5 months
Been telling the dealer about my bitch wife in the chat. Might dip into kids college fund to tip buddy.
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10 months
Hello gorgeous.
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@EliScuzz
Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
Next thing me and @Lilmcjagger9 gon hear is DNR PUT YOUR WEAPONS DOWN.
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4 months
“Most important election of our lives” and I can’t stop doing this shit
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
8 months
Kendall Jenner sexually assaulted me with a bottle of 818 tequila in the Paloma Park restroom.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
9 months
I have never felt worse about missing school and I know I shouldn’t.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
11 months
Hootie and the blowfish came out. Heaven is close
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
Another to go to the coozie HOF
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10 months
Wow thanks DNR. You guys are alright.
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8 months
Restart breaking bad and vacuum the dinner table kinda day.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
@843ocky Would absolutely crush White Russians here with the dude
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9 months
I will not spend all my money on nitrous this week. Not happening again.
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1 year
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11 months
@kdzwierzynski Nightmares
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
7 months
Man dingo fighting on the computer
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
6 months
Gonna cum.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
8 months
I think the legend of Sidney Sweeny’s rack has gone worldwide by now. Wouldn’t be surprised if uncontacted African tribesman pray for those things.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
9 months
Rip Chubbs. #sadblackmonth
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
10 months
Back on my bullshit. Still love the band and the last waltz.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
That dog’ll hunt
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4 months
Pour one out for the boys on the beach.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
11 months
@Lilmcjagger9 Just picked up a couple watermelons to bait the area. Hopefully we will get a 10 point(Darnell or Jonquavious)
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
10 months
Wine drunk. Time to steal grandmas early 2000s jag and buy a pack of Marlboros.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
How did Suits get such a push into the public eye? Separate thought, how did Entourage not?
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
@TerryAplatypus I’m a pure bread bulldawg but you best watch yo mouth when talkin bout my queen.
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4 months
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
9 months
Hopefully me after this quarter
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
4 months
Drink drive to downtown sportbar. Hometown.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
Biscuits gravy and corn liqqa to start the weekend.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
3 months
@TheSteveBalboni Hey Steve first time listener and first time caller here. Did that gay ass hat come with a belt to hang yourself with? Thanks, You’re a gooch licker
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
@PowerstrokeChad @tradwifebarbie Oh no…. It’s a nigga!!!!
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
8 months
What the fuck did I wake up to? RIP to one of the best.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
11 months
Buddies got the decent outdoor setup the night will continue as scheduled with a possible addition to the local gents club.
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1 year
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
Gator on grill cold import in hand what a day.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
10 months
@SouthernandFat @xviijaaa1 nigga took a intro class g started moving like a ceo of multi billion dollar company
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
@drew_peacock91 That coffee bout to start talkin back out ya ass
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
Haven’t slept yet ordered breakfast burritos from my favorite spot I think I might just have a day.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
8 months
@SpencerAlthouse Shoulda panned to me piss drunk at bstrings last night
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9 months
@doggcum2 Guy from hometown with shitty blow
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
Wow Phish better than expected. Would suggest to everyone.
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7 months
@JBlovetractor Oh that’s @Bowltech139389 girlfriend
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10 months
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1 year
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
11 months
Couldn’t pull me away with a ram 2500
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
6 months
@Womplord42069 See this dude all the time and I always want to sign up buddies for it for fun.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
9 months
Whomps panic and a 6 and a half hour drive roll on Sunday, sorted.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
11 months
@19Queebz @SouthernandFat @NotZBurner Extremely late term abortions are unethical but so is eating ice with seasoning on it.
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1 year
@KeithMullinator I think this is revolutionary. Might even transfer back.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
7 months
@BarnDownDaHouse Sounds like auburn
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
@b_powers69 Brock running? Physical exercise? This would be a sight to see.
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1 year
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
11 months
@bambipotf @SouthernandFat I seriously think you should go live in a shit country come back and stop being a fat cunt. Why don’t you learn how to struggle mf? Eat a dick and shit a brick fuck nigga.
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1 year
@SouthernandFat @cbroB2B Jesus you’re old
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
@pauliewalnutzz Love that place owners a real southern gent.
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7 months
@DbagDanny420 Can’t even be mad at dirtysouf
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
@harryallsac2 It’s really dark in Philly
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
1 year
@FatandSouthrn On a rough Sunday I’d think I would be up for a nitrous oxide execution.
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9 months
@SouthernandFat Forkliftachris - 0
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6 months
@WaylonB39 What was it Waylon
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1 year
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
8 months
2 day pass for billy in atl this weekend
Sell and buy Saturday
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
8 months
@SouthernandFat @icebergs1mpson @MarcelOzyna Fooda you’re fucked It’ll be on the tl tomorrow.
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11 months
@_csmith_11 Josh giddey next year
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
6 months
@dickandnuts2 @JBlovetractor Library best bar makes me laugh. Go visit Dooleys then call me.
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Eli “The Scuzz” Damon
10 months
“Been up all night” - John Bell
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