When starting a BDSM relationship with a new partner, consider a contract.
A contract is a fun & exciting way to define what type of relationship is desired with each other.
Here is a template to turn into your own:
I asked someone at a Supercharger if their car was a Long Range version
They said "no it's a Model 3"
So I asked "is it the big battery?"
They said "3, the Model 3" and then "oh, I don't think so"
That's it, folks!!! We've reached the masses 😂
@millydolaputhay
@Roy41673744
@David_pattt
You're the one who assumed it was a negative
"Funny" is not negative
It's just interesting to notice that only men chose to show solidarity by shaving their hair, that's it.
My father always puts his seat belt on AFTER he crosses the stop sign at the end of his driveway.
Today, he got hit by a truck while crossing that sign.
PUT YOUR FUCKING SEAT BELT ON AND STOP WHENEVER THERE'S A STOP SIGN
@Falcon__3
@_bennettm_
I was asking them because I wanted to give them my spot at the V3 and switch to the V2 in case they had a LR
Hardly gets more welcoming than that 😛
@knowmiun
@Joe_Holland_J
@firegeyser1
@levie
Hi. My net worth is ~50k€, used to be ~80k€ a few months ago before the stock market crashed.
Taxing unrealized gains is the stupidest idea I've ever heard of.
Again, I'm not a millionaire. Happy?
The closest hydrogen station to me? It's 127km away.
The closest gas station to me? It's 1.5km away.
The closest charging station to me? It's next to my bed.
My sister was also in the car
I believe they're fine, still don't have complete confirmation though
I'll do my best for them to replace their Peugeot 5008 with a Tesla Model Y
@jason_tsla
@SawyerMerritt
Well it's hard to compare the two, considering thr difference in tech
Ford had ~100.0% of the world's knowledge regarding manufacturing, which is absolutely insane
Elon is far from that, but has the highest percentage in today's world (if that makes any sense)
@DrayTrades
@OldMateEngineer
That's exactly what couldn't be predicted up to early-2020
My educated guess, using my own earnings predictions, would be that Tesla's erroneous pricing becomes obvious to Wall Street in Q4 '22 or Q1 '23
Only then will they realize that Tesla's earnings increases aren't a fad
@yometdebanjo187
@Ominsey
@Tesla
@BMWi
He was not happy with the i4 at all
So he purchased $TSLA call options, meaning he bet money on Tesla's stock going up
In other words, he was so disappointed by BMW that he understood Tesla's superiority!
Hope that helps
@vision4america
@Falconwingsnj
They're production contrained
I don't expect you to understand this, but if they can only produce 1 million cars a year and customers are willing to pay 50k for these cars, it doesn't make much sense to sell these 1M cars at 20k
@XJRFANATIC
@garyblack00
@elonmusk
As an investor, I do not find Tesla's current state to be unsettling. They're stronger than they've ever been, with better financial than they've ever had.
What problem are you seeing?
@TSLAFanMtl
That's the thing
It would be acceptable for Tesla to just break even since they got 87% growth this year
But to make that much money while doing so???? It doesn't make any sense
They're a goddamn money printing machine 😳
@veganfitnessric
The more vegan people try to shame omnivores for their diet, the less it makes me want to switch.
I will very much enjoy some chicken tonight.
Fun comparison of Tesla with Netflix, another "growth company"
In Q4 2017, both company had $3.29B in revenue
In Q4 2021, Netflix reached $7.71B !
In Q4 2021, Tesla reached $17.72B !!!
$TSLA $NFLX
These fossil car drivers always amuse me.
They'll say "not everyone can afford an electric car" but spend 200€/month on fuel and 2000€/year on repairs 💸
@SantoroSystems
@engineers_feed
Huh? But there's no wind hitting the wings
What lifts the plane up is air molecules hitting the (tilted) wings
No wind = no flight
@GlocksGoPop
@IthaxLlc
@BillyM2k
Well yeah that's EXACTLY what the graph is showing...
House prices rose much faster than income, yep, that's the graph
$TSLA operating income TTM:
$13.66B
12th quarter of consecutive growth
$AMZN operating income TTM:
$12.97B
5th quarter of consecutive decline
$TSLA: $0.59T market cap
$AMZN: $1.15T market cap
@heydave7
@elonmusk
Read your first question lol, he didn't "completely misunderstand"
Pretty arrogant to claim that he completely misunderstood, actually...
@pablollopis
@alex_avoigt
@WholeMarsBlog
Or we pay attention and notice that Porsche has ~0 growth and likely negative growth in the coming years while Tesla hits an easy 50% CAGR
#Amazon
2016:
EPS: 4.90
AMZN price on Q4 earnings: $830
P/E: 169
5-year CAGR: 22.9%
#Tesla
2021:
EPS: 4.90
TSLA price on Q4 earnings: $830
P/E: 169
5-year CAGR: 50.3%
2022 Tesla has double revenue growth rate than 2016 Amazon, but same P/E. Does this make sense?
YouTube Premium removes all the ads
Spotify Premium removes all the ads
Apple Music removes all the ads
etc...
When Twitter Blue removes more than half of the ads, then we'll talk.
@MeggGawat
@wesderby
@Ewak_12
Modern phones have pretty good accessibility features that allows the user to navigate apps with audio description of the labels
A voice reads your reply to
@wesderby
Even images can be read, if they contain Alt descriptions
PSA: Please don't joke around in Alt descriptions