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@ElectricBDSM
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When starting a BDSM relationship with a new partner, consider a contract. A contract is a fun & exciting way to define what type of relationship is desired with each other. Here is a template to turn into your own:
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I asked someone at a Supercharger if their car was a Long Range version They said "no it's a Model 3" So I asked "is it the big battery?" They said "3, the Model 3" and then "oh, I don't think so" That's it, folks!!! We've reached the masses 😂
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4680 cells have reached a 92% yield, including a test machine Tesla has solved 4680 production. I repeat, TESLA HAS SOLVED 4680 PRODUCTION.
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Don't worry, the oil industry will do its best for you to never hear about this oil spill in the Amazon Rainforest 👍
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Similar to SpaceX's 'X' already written with solar panels, rumors are that Tesla will write 'T≡SLA' on top of its Texas factory Rendering below:
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@IthaxLlc @BillyM2k It's a ratio, it's inherently adjusted for inflation.
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Congratulations to Lorena Gonzalez for motivating Tesla to move to Austin, Texas. #Tesla
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F*ck Elon Musk.
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@Aloe_OnAIR @WholesomeMeme By saving the picture, you can get higher resolution!
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MrBeast giving away a "brand new" Tesla Except it has chrome trims... So, at best, it's from 2020
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@mayoikoi @WholesomeMeme if you want to be kind just let other people feed the homeless and stop moaning every time someone does something nice.
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@RenataKonkoly @elonmusk @SawyerMerritt Admit it. For how long have you had this meme ready? 😂
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@millydolaputhay @Roy41673744 @David_pattt You're the one who assumed it was a negative "Funny" is not negative It's just interesting to notice that only men chose to show solidarity by shaving their hair, that's it.
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@SexualMoodx What the hell is that arm
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I ended up checking the fog lights It was indeed a SR
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My father always puts his seat belt on AFTER he crosses the stop sign at the end of his driveway. Today, he got hit by a truck while crossing that sign. PUT YOUR FUCKING SEAT BELT ON AND STOP WHENEVER THERE'S A STOP SIGN
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@Falcon__3 @_bennettm_ I was asking them because I wanted to give them my spot at the V3 and switch to the V2 in case they had a LR Hardly gets more welcoming than that 😛
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@The_Guitar__Guy @pmarca The only thing you've just proven is that the whole world was at Metallica's concert.
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That TSLQ ETF really opened at the perfect moment... Fucking idiots.
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@keith_dorschner @scheff61 Splitting expenses ≠ revenue
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@knowmiun @Joe_Holland_J @firegeyser1 @levie Hi. My net worth is ~50k€, used to be ~80k€ a few months ago before the stock market crashed. Taxing unrealized gains is the stupidest idea I've ever heard of. Again, I'm not a millionaire. Happy?
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@SawyerMerritt Sounds a little premature of an estimate, when your operating losses are 3x your revenues
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@millydolaputhay @Roy41673744 @David_pattt Obviously nobody's deep or profound for noticing it, but I find it interesting nonetheless.
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The closest hydrogen station to me? It's 127km away. The closest gas station to me? It's 1.5km away. The closest charging station to me? It's next to my bed.
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My sister was also in the car I believe they're fine, still don't have complete confirmation though I'll do my best for them to replace their Peugeot 5008 with a Tesla Model Y
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@Dunks @teslaownersSV @elonmusk @Tesla Ebikes are very fun I'm sure But come on, it's a stretch to call >1000hp with instant torque "similar"
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@WordsMustFlow @fa21dee @slickf16 @elonmusk Your point being? You don't risk hitting rockets and endangering people's lives when you're on your couch
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@HenryGames271 @elonmusk Your threat is that you're going to buy a worse product? Ok... be our guest 🤣
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With Netflix down, can Tesla replace Netflix in FAANG? That gives us... FAGAT? What do you think, FAGAT? @teslafsdbeta
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@juancoop @EscamillaCelaya @pricatti @latestinspace Nuclear fusion is safe, unlike nuclear fission (chain reaction) So no, the Chinese won't destroy the planet If anything, nuclear fusion could save humanity
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HumanPilot crash in parking lot It's a miracle there aren't a million deaths on the road every year... OH WAIT...
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The bed was successfully tested 👌
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@jason_tsla @SawyerMerritt Well it's hard to compare the two, considering thr difference in tech Ford had ~100.0% of the world's knowledge regarding manufacturing, which is absolutely insane Elon is far from that, but has the highest percentage in today's world (if that makes any sense)
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@tesla_rex @squawksquare Now is the 15% immediate rally, am I right?
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@ringerstirling Oh boy... What kind of crap have people told you now?
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@teslasexbots @langejanne Exactly! By the way, I recently learned that 40% of all shipping cargo consists of moving fossil fuels around (🤯!)
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@TeslaJavi @jeremyjudkins_ Those good old bricks that bend upon hitting stuff Always love those!
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@squawksquare I marked this post.
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@DrayTrades @OldMateEngineer That's exactly what couldn't be predicted up to early-2020 My educated guess, using my own earnings predictions, would be that Tesla's erroneous pricing becomes obvious to Wall Street in Q4 '22 or Q1 '23 Only then will they realize that Tesla's earnings increases aren't a fad
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@WholesomeMeme That's so dotsome!
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@elons_world @elonmusk @RonWyden @SenWarren @BernieSanders Don't write "lost" between quotes They don't have the decency to do so when talking about his earnings, don't give them the pleasure of doing so for his losses
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@_AIRNIN_ @SawyerMerritt @Tesla ... and Tesla won't adopt the standard charging plug. It takes two to tango.
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@yometdebanjo187 @Ominsey @Tesla @BMWi He was not happy with the i4 at all So he purchased $TSLA call options, meaning he bet money on Tesla's stock going up In other words, he was so disappointed by BMW that he understood Tesla's superiority! Hope that helps
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@elonmusk Elon, we just learned about your $5 Billion donation against world hunger Thank you for everything you do ❤️
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@vision4america @Falconwingsnj They're production contrained I don't expect you to understand this, but if they can only produce 1 million cars a year and customers are willing to pay 50k for these cars, it doesn't make much sense to sell these 1M cars at 20k
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@XJRFANATIC @garyblack00 @elonmusk As an investor, I do not find Tesla's current state to be unsettling. They're stronger than they've ever been, with better financial than they've ever had. What problem are you seeing?
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World's largest banana. (banana for scale)
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@TSLAFanMtl That's the thing It would be acceptable for Tesla to just break even since they got 87% growth this year But to make that much money while doing so???? It doesn't make any sense They're a goddamn money printing machine 😳
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@veganfitnessric The more vegan people try to shame omnivores for their diet, the less it makes me want to switch. I will very much enjoy some chicken tonight.
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@RogerInvictoria @WestshoreRCMP Saving money to the taxpayer is exactly why they're getting those cars
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@RenataKonkoly @elonmusk @SawyerMerritt I won't hide my disappointment I was picturing you, desperately waiting for the day he'd pronounce the word Tesla 😂
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@jasondebolt @FuturamaKing They guy had $500,000 to sell Don't worry about him He'll be ok 🙄
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@Tesla Here's to 2022 and the electrification of cars around the world 🥂
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@MoondriftMusing @Reuters They were allowed to say it. Welcome to the adult world where your words have consequences.
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@mouthtoflame @KiwiEV If it's easy why did you only find 5? 😘
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Fun comparison of Tesla with Netflix, another "growth company" In Q4 2017, both company had $3.29B in revenue In Q4 2021, Netflix reached $7.71B ! In Q4 2021, Tesla reached $17.72B !!! $TSLA $NFLX
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@ElectricBDSM
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If you use your phone's navigation on the first day you get your new car... you bought the wrong car.
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Toyota’s GUI in 2023 lol
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I'm 3km away @jeremyjudkins_ let me know if you're home 😘
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@pagesix1536 @Takis10 @Tesla Weird that the owners manual calls it Cruise Control then. Now sit down.
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These fossil car drivers always amuse me. They'll say "not everyone can afford an electric car" but spend 200€/month on fuel and 2000€/year on repairs 💸
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@SantoroSystems @engineers_feed Huh? But there's no wind hitting the wings What lifts the plane up is air molecules hitting the (tilted) wings No wind = no flight
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@jeremyjudkins_ Huh, so they pay $250 + gas + maintenance TCO is like quantum mechanics to some people...
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@GlocksGoPop @IthaxLlc @BillyM2k Well yeah that's EXACTLY what the graph is showing... House prices rose much faster than income, yep, that's the graph
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Shorts are now basing their hopes on $TSLA going down to $700 Who would've thought that short-sellers would be praying for $3500 pre-split in 2022 🤣
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@Ahawkalypse @TPostMillennial And how about 5887km in 70h49min with an electric car? If you try it with a fossil car, make sure not to break down lol
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@mojoritas @Rainmaker1973 Surely, you must be joking...
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The only people concerned with "range anxiety" are those who don't own EVs #Tesla #EV
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@Quinnvestments Tesla hasn't been called Tesla Motors in over 5 years (February 2017) Your research is a little outdated...
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$TSLA operating income TTM: $13.66B 12th quarter of consecutive growth $AMZN operating income TTM: $12.97B 5th quarter of consecutive decline $TSLA: $0.59T market cap $AMZN: $1.15T market cap
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There's the Tesla side of Twitter There's the sex side of Twitter And then... you find the (Tesla+sex) side of Twitter and these people are TWISTED 😐
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@heydave7 @elonmusk Read your first question lol, he didn't "completely misunderstand" Pretty arrogant to claim that he completely misunderstood, actually...
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@pmrflserrano @IoniaScience What do you mean nevertheless 🤣 Just admit you corrected someone and were wrong, come on...
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@TOMAS3N Reminder: FSD Beta is driving assist. You're 100% responsible. You just ran a red light and posted the video publicly...
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We'll make our own Giga-Fest, with blackjack and hookers. #Tesla
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@pablollopis @alex_avoigt @WholeMarsBlog Or we pay attention and notice that Porsche has ~0 growth and likely negative growth in the coming years while Tesla hits an easy 50% CAGR
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Maybe I'm gay after all 🤷‍♂️
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TRADER is an anagram of RETARD
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@HumbledFemales @WholesomeMeme @Cherrybarbarian The tweet is wholesome. Your question, on the other hand...
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@j420420420 @zerohedge ~60x 2022 P/E Agreed, the fundamentals justify the upcoming upwards adjustment
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#Amazon 2016: EPS: 4.90 AMZN price on Q4 earnings: $830 P/E: 169 5-year CAGR: 22.9% #Tesla 2021: EPS: 4.90 TSLA price on Q4 earnings: $830 P/E: 169 5-year CAGR: 50.3% 2022 Tesla has double revenue growth rate than 2016 Amazon, but same P/E. Does this make sense?
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Holy shit Tesla just revealed how much their Superchargers cost to install
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@WholesomeMeme For anyone curious: 22 E Main St, East Islip, NY 11730, United States
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@ElectricBDSM
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@RevolutApp Because you're bringing a bag! I'm having a blast over here
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Buying groceries without a bag is the best habit You get home with your arms FULL of groceries and it only costs 17.71€
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@Fact @thatt3slaguy They're giving you a fake number. You're already making them uncomfortable. Don't dig any deeper. Have some decency.
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You don't need to love BDSM to follow Tesla BDSM Because BDSM will love you no matter what ❤️
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@fcerullo @fireship_dev You didn't check his last video. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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@WholesomeMeme Pretty wholesome, that grandma is a sweetheart
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@RAF_Luton @SwissTeslaphile That's a Bugatti not a Lamborghini...
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@blue_petro @DonchoGunchev @mr_skilling That's for sure, he's too busy fucking you 😘
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Fucking legend.
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@elonmusk @WholeMarsBlog Will Tesla get homologated for partial Level 3 in Europe now that it's legal?
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YouTube Premium removes all the ads Spotify Premium removes all the ads Apple Music removes all the ads etc... When Twitter Blue removes more than half of the ads, then we'll talk.
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@harsha_irugu @DavidSixthus @AGodlyGod @MWingless @FruKerick @elonmusk Cool. That doesn't change the fact that nobody knows what it is.
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Who here likes or wears corsets?
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@David_Tracey Imagine shorting Tesla 3 years ago 🤣 Who? Just who?
@David_Tracey
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Tesla up $7.50 now. Ridiculous going short $TSLA
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I'm in an electric city bus What an much nicer experience than diesel buses!
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@MeggGawat @wesderby @Ewak_12 Modern phones have pretty good accessibility features that allows the user to navigate apps with audio description of the labels A voice reads your reply to @wesderby Even images can be read, if they contain Alt descriptions PSA: Please don't joke around in Alt descriptions
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