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Edwin Klippenstein

@EdwinKlipp

2 years

smoking on that stuff that made me and my loved ones entitled to financial compensation.

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What's your Meyers Briggs personality type? Wrong answers only. Im HDMI

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Edwin Klippenstein

@EdwinKlipp

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I have to take a personality test for work so I'm once again reminding you that Myers Briggs types are just astrology signs for people with MBAs

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Elon to Ghislaine Maxwell

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@SenSanders I keep forgetting that you’re still alive

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Edwin Klippenstein

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To all my new followers asking me if it's true

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I dont understand how you can say there's no such thing as unskilled labor and then go on to talk about the Royal Family. Where's the disconnect here???

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All in the past week

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please tell me stories of how your siblings almost killed you, it's my favorite genre of childhood memory

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Edwin Klippenstein

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@kenklippenstein Vaccinated?

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3 years

Nobody has said ADHD yet

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3 years

Not impressed. Get back to me when it can move piss bottles. Then it'll have some real world applications.

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Boston Dynamics unveils Stretch: a new robot designed to move boxes in warehouses

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It's amazing to me that the only career path where you can get away with saying stuff like this is being a US Rep. I would get fired so fast from this lol

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸

@mtgreenee

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Vaccinated employees get a vaccination logo just like the Nazi’s forced Jewish people to wear a gold star. Vaccine passports & mask mandates create discrimination against unvaxxed people who trust their immune systems to a virus that is 99% survivable.

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🎶 Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, Thats why i tweet On company time 🎶

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I dont understand how people do that 9-5 grind. Im all about that passive income but i guess im just built different 💪👊 #investormindset

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Edwin Klippenstein

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Cut the head off a Klippenstein and another will grow in its place

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i lived bitch

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Looking professional at work is important which is why I spent today photoshopping Jack at his typerwriter from The Shining out of this image so I could use it as a Zoom background. All work and no play....

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I love how tech companies always describe their CEOs as fearless leaders then you Google them and it's

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Before you use this as an opportunity to rail on US transit take a second to think about whose feelings you might hurt

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The hugely successful South Korean zombie thriller Train to Busan is getting a US remake!

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@kenklippenstein Based on current trends, probably close to zero new users in US by end of April

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Why are people still responding to this lol. Go bully a billionaire or DM senators demanding $15 min. wage

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2 years

The Winklevoss twins are like the Team Rocket of tech grifts. They've been fumbling the bag for 15 years and somehow always come back for more punishment.

The Verge

@verge

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Investor sues the Winklevoss twins’ troubled crypto business over security failures

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@kenklippenstein The thin blue line is his heartbeat

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Can't sleep. Up thinking about Heath Kircharts hill bomb line from the Stay Gold video in 2010. Everything including the all white fit is perfect

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2 years

Crunchwrap Supreme > Supreme Court

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3 years

Hahahaha we're never getting out of this pandemic

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Happy birthday to my favorite psuedo-journalist. Keep getting those scoops and one day you might end up in an ice cream cone.

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@UnitreeRobotics

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@FromPhDtoLife Lol my roommate is doing a PHD. Can confirm that this is a personality type.

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A billionaire got launched into space and these were the best jokes they could come up with.

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@RadishHarmers skateboarding is not about the tricks you land. It's about how big the pants are while you're doing them.

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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes caillou too.

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RIP to The Intercept. Another victim of cancel culture.

Ken Klippenstein 📎

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Why I'm resigning from The Intercept

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@icaito @ryangrim This is the moment we all rehearse for in the shower and this man actually pulled it off. Nothing but respect

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2 years

seeing people wear a mask while driving is funny to me cus why would you ever drive a car

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@EdwinKlipp

3 years

Uhh I feel like this should be a bigger story?

Ken Klippenstein 📎

@kenklippenstein

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My little brother is becoming online, follow him @EdwinKlipp

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@kenklippenstein Gravity gotta be one of the top 3 of all time. Thats the homie right there

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Edwin Klippenstein

@EdwinKlipp

3 years

Some guys be afraid to moan in their girl's ear? I be in my girls ear like, If you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation.

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Edwin Klippenstein

@EdwinKlipp

3 years

God please don't let this be a cruel April Fools joke.

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Sarah Palin encourages mask wearing after revealing COVID-19 diagnosis

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Edwin Klippenstein

@EdwinKlipp

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Skatepark was (kinda) dry today for the first time all year. Felt good to get some tricks in

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@EdwinKlipp

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Im gonna give you the advice I wish my career counselors gave me in college. Quit your job and you'll never work another day in your life

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@EdwinKlipp

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@KevinHBell Kevin it's not about being correct

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Edwin Klippenstein

@EdwinKlipp

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@Eve6 live action of me showing this tweet to my brother

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@EdwinKlipp

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@toddkramer1 This is how I felt in Pokemon Red when my game saves got overwritten and then I turned 9. Anyway you should probably change ur pfp now that it's not yours.

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@EdwinKlipp

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@kenklippenstein Man Ken even gets the scoops before me in the family group chat. You stole this tweet right out from under me.

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@EdwinKlipp

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@kenklippenstein supreme court said, The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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@EdwinKlipp

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@mendtimes @GramsciFag69 Underrated reply. The answer was in front of us the whole time

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@EdwinKlipp

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@jonlovett Jon it's against Twitter TOS to have a sponsored post without disclosing it.

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@kenklippenstein This one's my personal favorite

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@EdwinKlipp

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@kenklippenstein imagine seeing your older brother post this. The pain i must endure day in and day out

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Edwin Klippenstein

@EdwinKlipp

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Dug through my archives to find this footage of a heelflip 50-50 I did on a concrete bank in Barcelona while waiting for a bus with some friends. (1/3)

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@EdwinKlipp

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@MrAndyNgo @kenklippenstein @FunkytownB Try to cut out the milkshakes. It helps.

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@IdahoBones Most middle of nowhere skatepark I've ever been to was in Browning, Montana. not a soul for miles. just me and this stray dog. Fallout New Vegas style

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@EdwinKlipp

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God put us on this planet without our consent and said, make dinner every night for 60 years challenge

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@EdwinKlipp

3 years

In 10 years GenZ about to grow up still wanting $2000 checks

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so apparently ur love language is based on what u didn’t receive as a child....

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@kenklippenstein My entire life is ralph wiggum on the bus

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@EdwinKlipp

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@kenklippenstein Best part is I didn't even catch a block so there's plenty more to come.

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@bethbourdon Don’t worry guys I got you 👇👇👇

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Inside every man there are three wolves. All three are also inside Marjorie Taylor Greene

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@EdwinKlipp

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Literally anyone who's used public transit while stoned has had this exact same experience.

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@EdwinKlipp

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@ByYourLogic Can't wait for this to become me.

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@EdwinKlipp

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As I go grocery shopping I'm reminded of Americas true ideal relationship

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@EdwinKlipp

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@scrowder Go to therapy challenge

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@EdwinKlipp

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It's honestly so sad that the closest guys ever get to self care is yelling SATURDAY IS FOR THE BOYS.

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Edwin Klippenstein

@EdwinKlipp

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Medium (the site) was a cool idea until it got co-opted by startup bros who used it as a LinkedIn sidequest for op-eds explaining why gentrification is actually good for low income residents through data driven analysis.

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Edwin Klippenstein

@EdwinKlipp

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Saying the min wage hike didnt pass due to a Parliamentarian ruling almost makes it sound legit. But nah it's just cus some old hag named Elizabeth who makes $175k/year hates poor people.

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Today marks one year of quarantine but more importantly it's my birthday! Feeling super blessed today and especially thankful for everyone who made it a good one

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@EdwinKlipp

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@PopulismUpdates @nausjcaa I'm so thankful climate change will take care of me before i have to make this decision.

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@EdwinKlipp

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Will the real Madison Cawthorn please stand up

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@EdwinKlipp

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Been seeing a lot of support for my grandfather on the timeline today. Not really sure why but thanks for the kindness!

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Who wore it better?

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@EdwinKlipp

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What if instead of every person owning a car we had giant EVs that could shuttle large groups of people between popular destinations. Is there a startup for this?

The Verge

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Chuck Schumer wants to replace every gas car in America with an electric vehicle

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@kenklippenstein Look at me. I am the Krassenstein thing now.

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@angelmendoza___ This is red square at UW in Seattle!! I just visited a couple weeks ago and absolutely loved it.

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@herosnvrdie69 I'm an Amazon Stretch Robot and I love my job at the Fulfillment center. We get adequate breaks and there's lots of growth opportunities 🤖

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Edwin Klippenstein

@EdwinKlipp

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@noname their handle is spelled with a 'z' so they're not actually claiming to be socialist. Similar to when food is described as 'cheezey'

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Edwin Klippenstein

@EdwinKlipp

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here's the edit if anyone else wants to use it.

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@laborgiant Boots Riley :(

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@Telegraph I looked up the author:

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@JoyceCarolOates I see you're taking the J.K. Rowling masterclass on Twitter. This should be fun.

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@EdwinKlipp

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@theneedledrop LISTENING TO MY MANAGER BERATE ME ON ZOOM!

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@AP How did my American Values end up all the way in Eastern Europe. I've never been there. how did they get there??!?!

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@EdwinKlipp

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March Madness 2022 final round. Mayor Pete vs Maximum Overdrive Truck. Winner becomes Secretary of Transportation.

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@EdwinKlipp

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If you think this is bad just wait until you hear what JK Rowling has to say about trans rights

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Hogwarts Legacy Lead Designer Used To Run Anti-Social Justice YouTube Channel

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Please release the emojis used in the venmo payments.

Kyle Griffin

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Daily Beast: In two late-night Venmo transactions in May 2018, Matt Gaetz sent accused sex trafficker Joel Greenberg $900. The next morning, over the course of 8 minutes, Greenberg used Venmo to send three young women varying sums of money totalling $900.

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The first time I realized the american financial system was a scam was when I got denied for my first credit card because I didnt have any credit history. Never gonna let that one go.

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Edwin Klippenstein

@EdwinKlipp

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Best part is i still have to pay taxes on that $1.27 so it's really <$1 😎😎

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Edwin Klippenstein

@EdwinKlipp

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Taking a month off Twitter to touch grass is all fun and games until you obliterate your ankle while skateboarding. Good news is now I have plenty of time to doomscroll and cyberbully again.

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@EdwinKlipp

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@bloxy88 @Emergenetics_ It's a total scam. My test cost $20. Per person that's an insane amount of money

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@kenklippenstein

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by age 30 you should be working as a defense contractor with a much younger partner and a lawyer who has leaked ur phones entire contents someone please help me log off

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Edwin Klippenstein

@EdwinKlipp

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The CIA is gonna have to work harder than this if they wanna distract us from Bidens new cages for kids

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Lee Harvey Oswald ordered to kill JFK by Soviets, ex-CIA chief claims

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It's Friday night you know what that means. Pre-gaming (drinking one single beer with dinner) before going out (grocery shopping at Costco) with the boys.

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Edwin Klippenstein

@EdwinKlipp

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US Politics in 2021: They say this time the Democrat to vote against a minimum wage increase will be a woman 💕🥰

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Senator Sinema a little too happy for poverty wages to remain

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Is there a US highway equivalent of the Suez canal? Preferably one frequented by Amazon? If so, I would like to buy one (1) large truck. Doesn't need to run.

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@EdwinKlipp

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@MrHealthnut what the fuck is this guy doing in the bedroom that this helps with?

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