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@Earl___________

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@_MandaaaS i was gonna say adele until i read “him”
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@cilliancore should’ve called the interviewer palestinian to drive the point
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@afroman76 @lilMisChrysalis instead of the artificial “millennial” “gen z” “gen alpha”, maybe ages should be sorted by formative trauma “9/11” “2008 global financial crisis” “covid”
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@socialaskan @nikicaga It sounds like the start of an annoying math problem
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@iamsharonle it’s Paloma Diamond!!!
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@nikicaga America has enacted regime change for lesss
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@hugeasmammoth_ it’s called Best Acting, not Most Acting, for a reason
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@inesabelle big “it’s a job” energy
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@BlindManBaldwin between the boos and the standing O to roman polanski, this year was yikes
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@gibsonoma The Chicks on the right side of history AGAIN
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@aaddxm_ he said “result” a hundred times yesterday
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@xyzlojones Don Jr and Eric are too ugly Ivanka and Tiffany are female therefore
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@grace_is_sugoi the anti-booing technology tomorrow
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@cremelovin why is there a cross 😭
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@nikicaga between - watertok - booktok - the taylor swift jesus video - this Tiktok needs to be banned and power users quarantined
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Barcelona gets hacked, "introduces" Di Maria. Real Madrid gets hacked, "introduces" Messi. Damn, even hacked Real Madrid has more ambition
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@ESCLegs Taylor Swift represented San Marino and the UK when she dated Joe
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@NextBestPicture Paul Atreides: (breathes) Stilgar:
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@meatprison_ don’t question the wisdom of Yolanda Hadid
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@nikicaga the graphic designer hate-hates him
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@CalmAfterTheTim they were scared of the boom boom
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@ZoeRoseBryant Greta when they team up again
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@escldr nemo playing along and pretending to wake her up 😭
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@ZoeRoseBryant why are they like this? 😭 his speech was so inoffensive and milquetoast that some 🇵🇸 advocates were mad.
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@heyyitsjanea @GeauxGabrielle The Internet’s parasocial relationship with victims needs to be investigated
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@CleanRainn No one did it like her
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@zg_georgia They served a beautiful story, hit the right notes while spinning, showed great range, and rapped with surprisingly good flow. How is their win controversial???
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@JamesArchieJO He's dropping the EQUALITY shirt for a CEASEFIRE NOW shirt
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@esc_gabe They know Israel winning is a PR nightmare + they want the Balkans back
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@LS_Democrat He is so highly approved he even won the popular vote as a Republican in 2004
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@nikicaga I want to believe mother hit him with slippers after he stopped recording
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@timchals mansplaining does not go away in 10,000 yrs
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@femaIehysterias hallie and annie saving their dad from a gold digger through manipulation
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@nikicaga Heaven Falkland would be a good name tho
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@ggukreum @anthraciteheart “but namjoon...” “... spoke at the UN and presented at the Grammys.” next
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@frankodois Israel didn’t qualify to the tournament so there shouldn’t be an issue
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@Pro1854 @FrankLuntz this means Biden and Trump should’ve been jockeying for the presidency in 2000, not 2024
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@nikicaga everyone speculating about Nemo and Silvester Belt while these queens got it done under their noses
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@harrisonjbrock hopefully people will start appreciating her audition from an academic perspective
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@nikicaga opinion on justin bieber is a wedge issue among young vs old millennials
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@nikicaga Chairman Kim addresses his constituents in Richmond, VA 🇰🇵
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@GreatLakes32nd idk why supposedly NY and CA— with their fast-paced culture— have sluggish, wimpy state governments while the nice, bucolic midwest are a lot more decisive.
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@milanogoodvxbes Sweden’s the student that studies hard and gets an A. Italy’s the student that doesn’t and gets an A.
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@lilixesc there are 36 photos. either she excluded herself or… 🤭
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@reelandroll forget Director’s Jail, have people tried Actual Jail
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@GreatLakes32nd Arizonans in 2026 when someone has to resign and another special election happens
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@weekend3warrior Glenn Close and Amy Adams fighting at the Yorgos Lanthimos queue
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@nikicaga Hanako was protesting the Rape of Nanjing
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@alex_abads his pinoy card needs to be revoked
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@nothnghppens “but i’m so lonely” is cropped out when people share this but it’s the core of what makes it powerful
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@AkhmadKhairin @brfootball fake news i saw him completing a tackle in antarctica
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@notgwendalupe the lord extended the pandemic after this out of spite
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@euro_bruno rounding error, but i want to believe that those are from an interactive poll and not actual votes
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@JDDOppenheimer @steinkobbe Actually the best choice is to dare Erodgan to ban Twitter and let the world know he’s desperate to cling on to power the day before an election
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@sonyashea3 and to think, she had her flop era in the late 30s but outlasted the media that went for her. relentless queen.
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@z_00pIz @nikicaga Apparently antisemitism is when jurors see through the reputation laundering, something they’ve missed for years
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@madiwlch idk about fighting, he devoured her with minimal effort
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@nikicaga it’s tears of joy, not sure sure what mr. mazzig is yapping about
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@ilcuoredilara second to this but i hope she’s having a good day
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@madiwlch it’s 11pm, meaningful hours are 8-6
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@nikicaga Americans realized that the Brits are, indeed, photo 2
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@tonipotenciano he says ancestors like martial law’s centuries ago
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@saintdutchess she was built different
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@ImNotChauncey @MOULlNR0UGE the trads will be mad at you but you’re right
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@danielhowell i’m assuming you loved the sweat in challengers then
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@Jpars400 @fiImgal i mean objectively these two hated each other
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@grace_is_sugoi if i had a nickel for every time eric saade got in trouble at eurovision in malmö, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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@nikicaga the approve of jan 6 because it gets trump in trouble
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@Prolemasses they’re more stuck in the “we need to move right or else the conservatives win” mentality than the democrats have ever been
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@l0veinjected all the boos from this would’ve been 🤭
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@madiwlch Miss Thing thought she did sumn by laughing like a banshee but she got gagged so hard by an old millennial she had to deactivate.
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@__paulius Premier Xi needs to travel around Europe
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@nikicaga inb4 someone corrects you in earnest
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@grgrumweldweld the opposite of Jane Fonda’s
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@sentientpsyop When even Jack Ma can vanish for months at a time, yes
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@LewisJ815 @EBU_HQ This gives me the ick. I don’t remember even 🇦🇲🇦🇿 delegations getting in each other’s faces like this
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@lexicalpml Since the beginning (PINOF) alternatively: There was no Dan when I subscribed to Phil
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@Mechavarice @yhdistyminen He’s in Australia, no one’s genociding hin
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@LilJThe1st Good thing he’a a good coach or else Portugal would be invading Spain by now
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@mufcseven @Shahabs @besbousaaa the “Zionist distraction” event that happens every first Monday of May?
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@AlyyceM eurovision really was 57 points away from choosing a human centipede performance as its winner and i think that’s beautiful
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@Robin67243821 @Priyant1987 “leaking” preliminary televote results which made a potential Israel win seem possible
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@nikicaga Did they not workshop that name
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@LogicalGhost2 @wi1dest her hair looks like this
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@gagasyuyi plot twist: this woman is the president
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@escluuk what is this blood and soil commentary
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@ira Framing West v Swift as Knowles-Carter v Swift is EXACTLY why y’all deserve to be blindsided by Kanye.
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@LittleMammith The sentiment in America has moved in favor of a ceasefire despite these people, not because of them. Their sheer repugnance is negatively polarizing others who’d otherwise be persuadable to their purported views.
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@sentientpsyop 蔡英文 can’t just make members of the opposition KMT magically vanish in Taiwan, that’s the difference
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@NeverTr74704466 @BarstoolJar @ReedReports @DrewSav it already is. say hi to america’s new bestie cuba 🇨🇺
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@iiphantasmic They’re plant parents. It’s kinda like my mom telling my dad “our kids” when we’re good and “your kids” when we’re not.
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@MatthewFerrari When Washington said, “We have to compromise.” Peak pre-2016 lib view.
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@larryfong @ The Academy when them do this clownery
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@grace_is_sugoi this is good so we can celebrate the actual top televote getters, but imagine this year when graham and hannah say “finland, you need 433 points to win”
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