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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

3 months

i'd like to just observe this time, if that's okay. …and honestly, i’m not sure if i can be bothered.

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

3 years

serious question: at what rate the tax should be calculated? when the NFT minted or at the time tax actually paid?

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

thank you for a lifetime worth of corny joke material that will forever have us either rolling our eyes or slapping our thighs for years to come

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

this is the way!

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

i don't think this guy knows how internet works and what one time password means, i mean it is in the name but still the plate level here is so high and my brain now melting i should have stop reading news

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Jim Geovedi

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2 years

i'm proudly state that my comment ~15 years ago about "indonesian government agencies treated their websites like typical storefronts" is now obsolete. my expectations for them were low, but holy fuck! 🤯 now, i'm dizzy from how much i'm rolling my eyes 😵‍💫

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

dear netizen, your taxes are NOT enough to make government officials do their job. you need to pay MORE!

Kompas.com

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2 years

KPK Minta Bantuan "Netizen" Cari Info Harta Tak Wajar Pejabat lalu Diviralkan Baca di

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

My 25 years of experience told me that this is what is going to happen in the next few months to those Indonesian government agencies and private companies who had their data breached and leaked. Please come back and tell me if I'm wrong. 📷 @joernchen

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

the intention may have been to express the poignance of physical tenderness that has been sorely missing but even watching from the safe distance, the visceral effect on this viewer was a stab of anxiety right, i lied. in fact, i'm watching it with joy 🥹

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

people don't do shit about cybersecurity until they have to and that is a fact! and the lizard brains are quick to stereotype and differentiate in an anxious effort to seek short-term safety, or in this case some have politely asked the hackers to stop. of course, they won't.

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

new phone, who dis?

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

yeah next time i'll just use the phrase "plate level" to describe the whole new level of idiocy

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

this made my work 7 years ago obsolete. yes, it needs some work on facts, but they're like 5-10 minutes of human editing. there's a possibility to improve the ChatGPT model in a specific domain. time to reboot some old ideas? 🤔

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

help, i'm running out terrible puns or horrible one-liners to cringe- and groan-worthy jokes

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

5 years

when all this is over i'd like to thank this guy for his service to the country

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

3 years

to my dear fellow linguists and NLP researchers/developers: good luck!

yawdala

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3 years

Jaksel who?

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

often asked about where and how to start learning AI/ML and data engineering. if your google-fu is good then clearly you have some advantage. if not, this program might fit for you

Pacmann Media

@pacmannai

2 years

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

3 months

bffr.

Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

My 25 years of experience told me that this is what is going to happen in the next few months to those Indonesian government agencies and private companies who had their data breached and leaked. Please come back and tell me if I'm wrong. 📷 @joernchen

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

4 years

i suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

it's also the safest field in the country. if you screwed up big time, tell the world it's now BSSN responsibility. if you know, you know...

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

i would normally say try harder next time but pretty sure we all saw this shit coming

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

3 years

when togel is lyfe.... 🙄🙄🙄

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

3 months

i haven't always agreed with Tempo's perspective on various matters lately, but i must admit that they have earned my respect on this particular issue.

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

might see this graffiti in Bali too

@levelsio

2 years

Meanwhile in Portugal

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

my condolences to the families of the victims. no one should lose their lives at a football match. this cannot go unanswered!

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

4 years

it's a hard time after all, with covid-19 and everything...

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

8 months

beautiful, innit?

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

they said there were only three things certain in life: death, taxes and difficulty to pronounce f/p/v for some people who allegedly lives in greater area of bandung

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

3 years

this is... fucking... RIDICULOUS and STUPID!

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Jim Geovedi

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1 year

I KNOW YOUR NIK

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Jim Geovedi

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3 years

watdepakmen

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

8 months

ꦮꦪꦤ꧀ꦮꦒꦶꦠꦺꦴꦮꦼꦁꦏꦼꦂ

@wayan_wagito

9 months

@ganjarpranowo Ajak pulang @geovedi mas

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

7 months

it's a shame their mathematical skills are as absent as their ability to show up for class. they must be a real prodigies in the art of disappointing their math teachers. 😢

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

this would be the correct response from those roosters

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

10 years

apparently big data is not that big. http://t.co/znId3bUIWG

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

roosters crowing just before sunrise and making loud noises during the day is a natural thing. tourists demanding peace is also a normal thing. see the complication?

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

3 years

yeah, no data no problem! 🔥🔥🔥

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

3 years

this... is... hilarious! oh, wait... "php developer official" 🤣

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

disclosure: i worked with their founders before and in some occasion, still also, this isn't paid tweet. i'm already rich

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

exactly my mood right now

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

3 years

🔥🔥🔥

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

confusing innit? 🫤

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

10 years

don't worry kid, your dad is rich by now! http://t.co/wuxcW0MqYC

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

[in the recent wake of computer generated arts, users must precisely describe what they want] art freelancers: good luck with that!

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

3 years

fak...

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@amasna

3 years

Stunggal mawon, jare @fauzanalfi

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

11 months

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

4 years

oh, hi!

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

and if algorithm isn't your strongest forte then you might want to consider this program either way, both are tech winter-proof skills and the demand is obviously raising

Pacmann Media

@pacmannai

2 years

Hola Pacpeers, siapa nih yang nungguin program Data Engineering dari Pacmann? Yang kalian tunggu-tunggu tiba: introducing Software and Data Engineering program!🥳🥳🥳

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

4 years

i know you need this

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

7 years

indonesian language is now supported. will push the working models soon.

spaCy

@spacy_io

7 years

New spaCy v2.0.0 alpha release and model update is out 💫 Best accuracy so far!

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

1 year

the mood

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

3 months

Once upon a time, they were known as 6&YX. For many, they simply desired a peaceful life with less spotlight, emerging only when the time is right.

yohanes

@yohanes

3 months

Thanks to @0xf4c0 bersama melakukan RE terhadap dekriptor Babuk yang dirilis oleh group Brain Cipher

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

7 months

listen kids, i get that you might not fully understand the struggle, but let me tell you, this dude is a real internet legend

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

8 years

If you’re working on AI technologies, please take a few minutes to share your experiences.

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

3 years

i wonder if this a new way of @TwitterID celebrating @lantip 's birthday

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

...and most of 90s kids probably think of cgi-bin 😝

Mariatta 🤦

@mariatta

2 years

#PyConUS2022 @pwang Keynote: Announcing Py-script!!! It's Python! inside HTML!!! 🤯

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

4 years

just do this. oh, and you're welcome

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

4 years

it is harder than i thought 🤔

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

7 months

sampling simplifies many real-life tasks, from general elections to finance, engineering, and physics. but for some, it's as tough as a math class at school they're always skipping. guilty as charged, i was one of them! 😅

Ismail Fahmi

@ismailfahmi

8 months

Quick Count vs Real Count Kenapa saya percaya Quick Count? Lihat ilustrasi ini. Kita ingin menghitung Populasi yang di dalamnya ada kelompok A, B, dan C. Jumlah dan persentasenya seperti dalam kotak nomor #1 , A=25%, B=50%, C=25%. Saat melakukan Real Count seperti dalam kontak

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

10 years

random email of the week. http://t.co/ZcIpxUeOkO

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

8 years

brief history of neural network

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

so yeah, this is what’s up!

Decube Data

@decube_data

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Super excited to launch our community edition. Now everyone can use Decube platform to tackle data quality and catalog solution. @geovedi @jatinsolank1 checkout #DataAnalytics #dataengineering

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

8 months

fun fact: i've never been to wonosobo, and back in my day, kiaracondong was considered a remote place for someone who comfortably stayed within the dago area. it was just too much hassle to take angkots. also, all my computer equipment came from donations; i was just too poor.

Aditia

@txtadit

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Bandung Trade Mall, tampilan bangunan dengan tema industrial (mau roboh dikit dan kumuh ga ngaruh) dalemnya ternyata sedikit memiliki harta karun, konon katanya Jim Geovedi (mamang hacker satelit asal wonosobo) sama Cucu Elon Musk, ngerakit komputer di BTM

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

4 years

if it walk like an opp, talk like an opp, smell like an opp, then it must be...

ICW Urges Jokowi to Discharge Millennial Special Staff

Indonesia Corruption Watch (ICW) urged President Jokowi to dismiss one of his millennial special staff Andi Taufan following the criticism against him

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

3 years

Y2K bug all over again?! oh wait... most of us know nothing about that

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

8 years

I found this interesting on hacking conference where hackers are usually shy. #HITBGSEC

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

stage 1: denial. shall we wait for stage 2: anger?

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

12 years

don't you know that your writing style (word/phrase selections, consistent typos, etc.) can be used against you?

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

4 years

the world keeps turning – we overdose on overdrive, we spin out of control. in stalemate, we stagnate

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

12 years

i'm ok with god. i just hate his fan club.

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

4 years

how about dadang subur vs. dewa_kipas?

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

3 years

too soon?

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Jim Geovedi

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

7 months

coping with the pain of losing is always challenging, partly due to the misconceptions and false beliefs that accompany it. i believe now is a good time to show empathy.

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Ini yg sy maksud konyol, mrk scr internal ud tau pst kalah, isinya byk org pinter koq. Knp ga concede, regroup & move on? Waktu, effort & biayany bs u/ hal yg lebih produktif & bermanfaat QC ≠ survey elektabilitas & selisihny udah > MOE, kmgkinan QC kali ini salah SANGAT KECIL

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Jim Geovedi

@geovedi

2 years

this was easily attracted VC fund 5 years ago 🙈