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@EVillageVillain

16 days

Finally brisk enough to break out the Arc’teryx gilet on my afternoon sanity stroll

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2 months

Yea I’m WFH (working from Hamptons)

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@EVillageVillain

22 days

Closing dinner got me feeling like my profile pic

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@EVillageVillain

29 days

New Theory slacks and the GGs so I can flex on all of LaGuardia (white tee and yankee brim not pictured)

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@EVillageVillain

2 months

Uber driver listening to Odd Lots on the radio…pleasant surprise

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@EVillageVillain

2 months

Few months ago I saw a dude at Blue Haven wearing a Houlihan Lowkey Nike hat and haven’t returned to the establishment since

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@EVillageVillain

13 days

Jawns so cold I asked to wear them out the store

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@EVillageVillain

13 days

If found in Williamsburg please return to the east village

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@EVillageVillain

21 days

Saying “right…what’s all this then?” must feel good af as a British person

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@EVillageVillain

2 years

They filmed this on the Fox NFL 4K cam

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@EVillageVillain

4 years

Pitt be like: our world renowned faculty and researchers are working to find a cure for the global pandemic Penn state be like: we makin special grass 4 cows to eat 2 make tasty ice cream :))

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@EVillageVillain

5 years

Just found out I have mono—already told my gf but to any homies I’ve kissed goodnight in the past few weeks: PLEASE see your primary care physician

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@EVillageVillain

8 years

Maybe instead of "streaks" you could say "hey" or "good morning" or any number of greetings rather than "streaks." Just a thought

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@EVillageVillain

26 days

@ksmitheygolf What a fucking TV setup Christ almighty

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@EVillageVillain

6 years

Eight innocent people were murdered on a Saturday morning. They woke up this morning and thought they had the rest of their lives ahead of them. I hope that piece of shit burns in hell for the rest of eternity.

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@EVillageVillain

2 months

Perils of having my Uber account on my dad’s card

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@EVillageVillain

8 years

Things Pitt and USC have in common 1. Urban campus 2. Terrific medical school 3. Beat PSU #H2P

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@EVillageVillain

5 years

Friends has got to be the most mediocre show ever created

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@EVillageVillain

1 month

Monochrome is in

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@EVillageVillain

1 month

Y’all fw the framed Aaron Hernandez jersey ?

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@EVillageVillain

12 days

Will be killing myself later for staying up this late just to watch the Steelers fucking lose

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@EVillageVillain

6 years

*takes out AirPod* *hits juul* "Dude the fact that people hate on J Cole says so much about society"

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@EVillageVillain

5 years

If you’ve seen one Wiz Khalifa concert you’ve seen them all

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@EVillageVillain

6 years

Hardest Disney Channel movies

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@EVillageVillain

8 years

HE DONE DID IT

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@EVillageVillain

28 days

@goatcolonelreb look up the location of LaGuardia airport

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@EVillageVillain

8 years

Why buy tickets to a concert when you can watch every minute of it on snapchat

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@EVillageVillain

22 days

this was taken in the Dorsia bathroom of course

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@EVillageVillain

4 years

Some of you didn’t read To Kill a Mockingbird in eighth grade and it shows

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@EVillageVillain

1 month

Girls love when you get drunk as fuck before nice dinners

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@EVillageVillain

8 years

Whole lot of hype for the beat down Seneca is about to receive, student sections don't win championships #rollvikes

SV Student Section

@SvStudntSection

8 years

We officially invite all schools to join us on Fri. to make the biggest and rowdiest student section/tailgate of all time! 💯👀🔵😈🏈

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@EVillageVillain

7 years

Your mcm wears shorts longer than 9"

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@EVillageVillain

8 years

Seeing Steeler's jerseys in church is the most Pittsburgh thing ever

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@EVillageVillain

2 years

This jawn living the life of a preschooler like do ppl on the west coast just not have actual things to do during the day

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@EVillageVillain

5 years

@TimGonzalez15 @StoolPitt Thinking that any admission stats used to determine national ranking include satellite campuses might be the dumbest thing I’ve seen today and it’s not even noon

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@EVillageVillain

9 years

Every Oakland girl's snap story today was people dancing on a stage

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@EVillageVillain

9 years

I'm highkey ready for summer

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@EVillageVillain

6 years

Pine Richland hype video checklist: ✅crazy drone footage of a high school football field ✅ vaguely catchy pop/edm/rap song from 2016 ✅ generic shot of cheerleaders and student section

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@EVillageVillain

7 years

"Im no artist"- every teacher when drawing something on the board

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@EVillageVillain

5 years

What caused the shift from black nike socks to white nike socks?

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@EVillageVillain

6 years

Central guys go all out on dress down days

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@EVillageVillain

6 years

This is the dumbest person to ever walk on this planet and that is not an exaggeration

Kaitlin Bennett

@KaitMarieox

6 years

@SenFeinstein Imagine stripping constitutional rights because teenagers whined in the streets. God you're such an old fart. Term limits have never been more necessary.

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@EVillageVillain

5 years

I’ll be the first to admit that I gravely under-appreciated Mac Miller’s music until after his death, and I really wish I knew how much he would end up meaning to me when he was still around

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@EVillageVillain

4 years

Literally everyone: “Oh you went to Central? Do you know __________” Me: “Haha no but the name sounds familiar”

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@EVillageVillain

7 years

August is the month of roadwork in Pittsburgh stg

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@EVillageVillain

7 years

The removal of Always Sunny in Philadelphia was one of the worst moves @netflix has ever made. I would trade half of the Netflix original movies/shows just to get that one back.

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@EVillageVillain

4 years

So ur telling me a home cooked this meal

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@EVillageVillain

4 years

Country music the easiest shit to make like you put “chillin in my backyard ridin on the boulevard” on repeat over a generic ass guitar and Republicans think it’s a bop LMAO

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@EVillageVillain

9 years

BRUH FATHER JUST PULLED OUT THE SICKEST VAPE IVE EVER SEEN HOPEFULLY HE LETS ME HIT 🙏🏼

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@EVillageVillain

8 years

I wish the poems on Chipotle cups counted for summer reading

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@EVillageVillain

6 years

Pittsburgh is the greatest city in the world. One day I hope I can give back as much as it has given me.

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@EVillageVillain

2 months

Lokey* whatever the kid still had zero bitches on him

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@EVillageVillain

5 years

Hi yes I’m here for my 3am sad boy hours appointment with Dr. Joji

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@EVillageVillain

5 years

This is my sister

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@EVillageVillain

8 years

Not even a huge hockey fan but watching them raise the cup put a smile on my face

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@EVillageVillain

7 years

I hope this guy rots in prison

Complex Music

@ComplexMusic

7 years

6ix9ine may face prison time if he does not pass GED as part of plea deal in child sex case.

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@EVillageVillain

5 years

I love traveling and seeing new places but literally nothing beats Pittsburgh—I truly love that city

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@EVillageVillain

5 years

My sociology syllabus came with a complementary cigarette and Carhartt beanie

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@EVillageVillain

5 years

Update: Penn State’s wrestling team is illiterate

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@EVillageVillain

9 years

Hearing the words "I haven't started either" is literally the most reassuring thing to hear as a student

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@EVillageVillain

1 month

Real mfs don’t time their commute based on the subway schedule — if I show up and the jawn is there great if not I’m waiting that bitch out no BS

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@EVillageVillain

7 years

Reebok Zig-tech's were the Ultraboosts of 2010

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@EVillageVillain

8 years

Don't be this person

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@EVillageVillain

6 years

It should have been @6ix9ine

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@EVillageVillain

6 years

Hour seven in JFK airport--don't even have enough energy to nae nae to the gate

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@EVillageVillain

5 years

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Take them inside!

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@EVillageVillain

7 years

Crazy school hack‼️🚨 winter break never ends if you drop out

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@EVillageVillain

5 years

The community’s reaction to what happened one year ago showed me why Pittsburgh is the greatest city on this planet. Pittsburgh always gives you a shoulder to cry on. #StrongerThanHate

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@EVillageVillain

2 months

Absolutely heartbreaking — Johnny was the father of a 1Y old and 6mo old and now those children will grow up without a father this piece of shit should be locked up for the rest of his life