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@ENGCKIPKOECH

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Sport pundit//Influencer//Digital marketer. Motor vehicle and Property dealer.

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined October 2022
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@ENGCKIPKOECH
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1 month
Heifers for sale. Price: Range between 200k and 250k. We do deliveries country wide. Location: Kiambu. Inbox for details.
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Kuona ni bure kugusa ni miaka thate
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"Nimecheza nao hadi wakalala"
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I sell mtumba shoes🙂
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@JUJA_KOT
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Quote this with a pic of what you do for a living, I'll start ☺️
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Dem anaenda anacheat na jamaa akona dik 10 inch alafu anarudi kwako na ukona 3 inch 😂😂😭
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Huwa mnafanya nini kukianza kunyesha?
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Hii series inanimada fr😂😂
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"James Njoroge from your contacts is on Twitter as Lillian"
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Fake brands thread🧵 1 Nike
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My neighbour is actually a ghei na huwa anaogopa kuniomba woofer boy wake akikuja kumkula
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Nimechoka kujifanya bana,dem akikujamia, what are you supposed to say🥲
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"Najua wewe sio panya lakini naeza kupiga marungu"
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1 year ignoring kutu,,,avoid women majamaa
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Ndo tumetoka kutafuta hiyo unga ya 170🥲
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Ukiingia room ya morio wako upate akona vibrator
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Hapa nilikuaga na machungu ya kuwa na followers mia mbili😂
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Kwani huyu Cyancute huwa anapost thread za watoto wamelala saa ngapi?
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Huu jamaa anakulaga tweeps na hawapei gigs anakula hadi wanaume
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+1 to me🥹
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Nais kasonge🔥
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@maiiinah
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@_sharlyyyy @Flickyfloss 😂😂mbona unakaa omena
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After kupatana na hii video my brain ilitulia😌
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Imagine your girlfriend calls you and asks you to come over to her place na juu we ni kijana mwenye kutu sana ukaamua uende very fast,,,mkitaka kuanza mambo yenyu mskie knock on the door alafu dem aulize ni nani uskie "babe fungua nilikuwa nimesahau kitu"
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Hii inaenda wapi?
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Mwanaume amepost akikula chipo akaambiwa "flex guuurrl💅"
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Kumbe ambulance driver hufanya part time job za ku transport jaba na nyanya na cabbages
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Being single na at the same time unaishi solo inakuwa na disadvantages mingi sana
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Someone graduated at the age of 22 but waited for 5 years before securing a good job. Someone became a CEO at 25 years and died at 50, while another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90 years. Someone is still single, while someone from his school group has become a grandfather
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Ukienda kwa mansion ya Ochieng pale Kisumu
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Kuna this day nimeingia kwa hoteli nikakula and the bill ikakuwa 230 kwenda kulipa sijui ni app ya KCB i guess system ilikuwa busy nikapata notification from tje app i wait for one hour ndo niezee kutransfer the money na that time nishakula bana
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Yaani Jackie Chan alifukuza mtoto wake juu ni lesbian 😂😂
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Eeey akili ni nywele
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Kuna hii math flani pale highschool ilikuwa inanilemea ile ya "3 taps,,,,the 1st tap,,,with 30 secs,,,,,,blaa bla bla"
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Kama hujai skia ngoma za huyu sijui unaishi century gani🔥
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Unakuja kwangu unashika ivi wine glass nakufukuza hata kabla hujaanza kukunywa
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Okay najua Brian Chira ni ghei lakini manze kunyonga live bana that guy is fvcked up😂😂
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Huyo ni mimi nimeingia 4k followers
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Nakumbuka tulipeana majina leo baby kesho tomato,,,, mitandao ikaleta fitina 🎶
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I used to date her until mliniroga 😑
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Nataka kudownload GTA 4 nani anajua how i can download it
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Sasa ukiiba memes za wazungu na audience yako ni akina mimi na kisyagi unataka tuelewe aje😭
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Wacha wafunge tena shule nirudi kazi
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Lets all say no to love🚫
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Mapenzi is on fire this side bout side yako?🙂
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Wanaume lighskin ndo wanaitwa "mpoa" ?
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Ku Nigga🌚
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Huwa mnafanya nini kama hamna lunch?🥲
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Yeah I sell such🙂
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"I saw you with your friend earlier" "Haha,impossible. All my friends are dead"
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Text her "I miss you, let's fvck" then when she reply say "my bad wrong bicch"
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Kahush comes from a rich family why tena sells his soul?
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Catfish anatoa wapi nguvu ya kuniambia ati "kuja nikuzalie"
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For the legends😭😂
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Elon hatambui kama unatoka humble background 😂😂😂😭
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Niko site leteni order teketeke🙂
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"Barbie"
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Teacher: The exam will be easy The exam: Is this Obama or Dababy
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Eey yoo rate my crib
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As you can see manzi yako anakulwa
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My dik to me: Ni pussy hutaki?
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Wacha ni vumilie kwa sasa lakini najua ipo siku🙂
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The one behind the account😂😂
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Kabla hujaanza kukuja Dm yangu kuniambia I sell cheap things ni fake soma bio kwanza🥹
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She sends me her pics anytime🥲 Sijuagi the way ya kurespond
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Choices,,,,mtu wangu choices 😂🤌🤌
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Eey yooo
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This will be the biggest show coming 29th July. Performance by @gentlemanmusic in partnership with @twelfthent Book your tickets here
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Nikona dem ye hubonga ngoso bana mih kusema ukweli most things mih huenda kusearch kabla sija reply 🥲
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Kumbe ukiwa na dem unaanza kupiga budget of 2😭
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Huu sasa naua😭 Wacha nilale kamiti
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Me and the love of your life pale kwa bedsitter yangu😂
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The glow up was real💯
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Unaita dem hoteli anakam na beshte yake alafu anaanza kum'intoduce ati "this is my friend babake ni Governor" so juu unaskia ni mtoi wa Governor unamtreat vile utatreat dem yako,,akimaliza kukula unamuuliza budake ni gavana ya wapi anakuambia budake ni wa welding,,
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Nani huyo ameambiwa akitolewa makeup anakaa gachagua😭
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Niliuza back up account so zime nots za huko na pia mbaeza unfollow
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Kupata dem ana work na your budget is a blessing
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Unalala mpaka sai na mattress yako haina spring😂
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Yaani you guys mko obsessed na engagements sheesh
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Kuna time nimefanya online dating for 2 weeks ikafika siku ya kumeet dammit dem alikuwa mrembo hadi nilimbao tao😭
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Sai kuna ninja ime extend pale highschool na atapata D😂
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Ukisha leta mschana kwa maisha yako ni either ata leta negativity na positivity choose wisely
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Colour zote available @ 1800
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@AtworiYa 😂😂
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Walimu wa highschool nao walifanyaga most things on purpose ndo upende subject yake,,,,kama kuvaa nguo fupi na kufungia trouser kwa tumbo ndio uone rosecoco imejichora😂😠
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Kuria anakaa wale majamaa hushinda na sling za chuma na mangoto 24/7
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Stuck between I wanna love someone and I'm better alone
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If there's an earthquake just get on a plane
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Dem yake aliona zii siezi kuwa na date boy anavaa shorts of many colours
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Somebody gon catch your vibe and love it, be patient
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Last I joined twitter and I heard that tweeps huku ndani hukulana so my aim was kujoin na kutafuta cheap babes,,,after a month nilikuwa nishapata aim yangu,,,bicch alikuwa na 15 followers nika slide diyem tukabonga na juu hakuwa active twitter ilibidii anipee namba ya pale green
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Wacha sasa ni connect woofer nicheze ngoma za UB40 na volume yote
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We ni earth wire? Juu kuna vile uko chini🤭
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Nyash thread🙂
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Unaambia morio wako wa ghetto "go shoot your shot" anaenda kupiga dem risasi
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"mtoto ni mfresh huyo ni tourist, Tulimeet westi alchemist" 🎶 So nobody is talking about this banger huh
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Huu dem hushinda tu braless
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