Imagine your girlfriend calls you and asks you to come over to her place na juu we ni kijana mwenye kutu sana ukaamua uende very fast,,,mkitaka kuanza mambo yenyu mskie knock on the door alafu dem aulize ni nani uskie "babe fungua nilikuwa nimesahau kitu"
Someone graduated at the age of 22 but waited for 5 years before securing a good job. Someone became a CEO at 25 years and died at 50, while another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90 years. Someone is still single, while someone from his school group has become a grandfather
Kuna this day nimeingia kwa hoteli nikakula and the bill ikakuwa 230 kwenda kulipa sijui ni app ya KCB i guess system ilikuwa busy nikapata notification from tje app i wait for one hour ndo niezee kutransfer the money na that time nishakula bana
Unaita dem hoteli anakam na beshte yake alafu anaanza kum'intoduce ati "this is my friend babake ni Governor" so juu unaskia ni mtoi wa Governor unamtreat vile utatreat dem yako,,akimaliza kukula unamuuliza budake ni gavana ya wapi anakuambia budake ni wa welding,,
Walimu wa highschool nao walifanyaga most things on purpose ndo upende subject yake,,,,kama kuvaa nguo fupi na kufungia trouser kwa tumbo ndio uone rosecoco imejichora😂😠
Last I joined twitter and I heard that tweeps huku ndani hukulana so my aim was kujoin na kutafuta cheap babes,,,after a month nilikuwa nishapata aim yangu,,,bicch alikuwa na 15 followers nika slide diyem tukabonga na juu hakuwa active twitter ilibidii anipee namba ya pale green