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@DynoDangle

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The Isles Ship on YouTube with John, Brandon & Eric - check us out for NYI talk! Huge hockey fan, early Simpsons lover, gamer and numbers guy. JHS guy!

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@DynoDangle
Mike
27 days
#Isles and here it is, below this tweet I'll throw out some of the rules I put in place to create this team. I find it fascinating what could have been on many picks we made. Most of the close results are absolutely better outcomes. Some up for debate, and some are meh. 1998-2017
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Mike
27 days
Decided to put together what a homegrown #Isles team could have looked like if we selected the next consistent NHLer available every draft with our highest pick(s*) Stay tuned.
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5 years
@shinesjohnson @mellbelleex I can’t imagine how sad everyone else is bc this shit breaks my heart
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7 months
@moxx1981 Now Leafs fans have convinced themselves that CBJ cares about what happened lmfaooo
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2 years
@uncensoredpromo she probably has BLM ✊🏿 in her bio
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3 months
There it is, the stanley cup!!!
@seabass91_
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3 months
Day 1 of the best Rangers moments of 2023-24 until the pain goes away #NYR   The MetLife Miracle
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8 months
NY Islanders team photo 2023-2024 #Isles
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5 years
I’m being dead serious right now - the NHL can’t be taken seriously with a rule where an obvious goal turns in to a penalty bc they can’t review it, but an offside goal by a fraction of an inch gets 10 minutes of iPad deliberation. Definition of fucking stupidity.
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5 years
@IamDreaRose @_LunarWaffle @UBD_26 @radates @ssxxo__ between the message noise and the discord noise and the twitter noise im randomly hearing them even when they not sounding
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4 months
this shit is unacceptable you might as well just hand in your jersey #Isles
@A_IslandersNY
NEW YORK ISL(ai)NDERS
4 months
For this series and this series only #Isles fans I’ll be rooting for the #nyr to beat the breaks off the @Canes . You don’t have to agree with me but I’ll take class over ass any day. @R_ai_NGERS do your thing for New York
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5 months
Insane how the Rangers can get away with 6 penalties in the first period and now every #Isles infraction gets called. NHL has their motives man. Impossible to ignore it.
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3 months
Potvin sucks chant with 5 minutes left, you knew it was over
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2 years
Crazy how Patrick Kane will speak up when its time to devalue himself at the trade deadline but not when his teammate is getting sexually assaulted from within #Blackhawks
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2 years
This guy in 4 seconds has done more than Lou in 2022-2023 #Isles
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1 year
Bro has not stopped lying #Isles 💀
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5 months
I think I can safely crown my 2023-2024 #Isles MVP now. Without a doubt, it was Kyle Palmieri this year. My MVP award is larger than points or just goals. Its about bringing it every night. Previous winners: 22-23: Brock Nelson 21-22: Ilya Sorokin 20-21: Mathew Barzal
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10 months
I don't think #LeafsForever ever got this Tavares
@IslesFix
𝐈𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐅𝐢𝐱
7 years
As good as it gets @91Tavares #Isles
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8 months
Thats another loss on Lane Lambert, I have to be honest guys - this might be the worst coach in #Isles history. You have to be mentally (keep it PC mike) slow to put Martin and Clutterbuck at 50 years old out there with a minute left.
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3 years
Barry Trotz when deciding who plays first line RW #Isles
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2 years
WOW "Lou's gotta go" postgame chants on the broadcast loud and clear #Isles
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8 months
Oh, and watching Barzal literally own Tavares in these games in terms of putting the team on his back feels so damn good #Isles - I can tell you who's actually worth their money.
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2 years
@jakezaretsky @BR_OpenIce why would you choose the 2nd best goalie in NY?
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6 months
BAHHAHAHHAHA #Isles
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3 months
Both Islanders-Lightning ECFs were visually and analytically closer than this Rangers-Panthers series was. For those at home that are comparing teams.
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5 months
Barzal got fined by the league for embellishment getting crosschecked from behind.... #Isles
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5 months
canes are so full of shit oh my god bunch of crybabies
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2 years
Just thought I’d point this out: Mat Barzal: $9.15M, 16 points Johnny Gaudreau: $9.75M, 12 points #Isles #cbj
@james_hockey61
James F.
2 years
Just thought I’d point this out: Mat Barzal: $9.15M, 59 points Johnny Gaudreau: $9.75M, 115 points
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2 years
*Islanders acquire Connor McDavid* The writers: B- C+ C- C B-
@ChrisBottaNHL
Chris Botta
2 years
Grades for #Isles trade for Bo Horvat from national writers: @wyshynski : C @hayyyshayyy : C+ @domluszczyszyn : C- @seangentille : C @MLarkinHockey : D+ Here’s 45 minutes on why I applaud the move, risks and all. (Starts 37 mins in)
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7 months
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5 months
I think there's a very good chance Beau returns to the Islanders on a super cheap deal to play on the 4th line next year
@30ROKIN
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5 months
reunion tn im gonna cry
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2 years
#Isles would fuck this up, so many cool designs if they didn't want to swap colors 🤦‍♂️
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1 year
Final #Isles thoughts: no matter what happens this year...I do not think Lane Lambert is our guy. First line Bailey...changing up a winning formula...Durandeau down and Holmstrom out for guys who should retire. Not my type of coach, too many poor personnel decisions imo
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1 year
Hands down, hands down: the worst officiated game I've ever seen in my life.
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1 year
@IanKennedyCK If it was a pride jersey you'd be doxxing him though, thanks for the inside scoop Ian
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2 years
If I'm the #Oilers I'm on the phone with Lou offering the #Isles a strong package for Varlamov and Mayfield. Multiple firsts, high end draft pick. Wasting McDavid is insane.
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1 year
No matter what happens tonight this year was a success #Isles   no matter what happens for the rest of the series and playoffs, it was a success. It's not where we want to be but with some adjustments this team could compete for the next few years easily.
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2 years
You are lucky, every single one of you: to watch Barzal play. He is an elite player, and there's very few who can do what he does. Game changer.
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2 years
@BR_OpenIce Homie got knocked back to centering okposo and moulson
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2 years
Scott Mayfield is really one of the best 3rd pairing defenseman the Islanders have ever had. #Isles doesn't get talked about enough.
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6 months
The all serious tweet #Isles : - Engvall looks better away from Brock Nelson - Palmieri looks better away from Brock Nelson - Pageau looks better in a top 6 role - Cizikas looks okay in a top 9 role - Sebastian Aho is good? what a weird way to go on a pseudo run
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1 year
Bo Horvat is going to take a lot of shit from everyone. I fully expect this guy to come back next year and drop 40 goals on our heads. Fun to think optimistically there. #Isles
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9 months
Why is the LA Kings broadcast braindead
@LARoyalty1967
LA Royalty
9 months
"He should not even be in the game right now" - Jim Fox
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5 months
Dude I'm sorry, I know Kucherov is one of the best players in the league and he'll probably go down top 100 of all time. But he might be one of the dirtiest in that category as well. And he gets away with most of it. #NHL #TBL
@capsreplays
x - Capitals Replays 🍁
5 months
#ALLCAPS the refs continue their horrible night, missing this obvious elbow from Kucherov
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6 months
Doctor: "Mini Lou can't hurt you he doesn't exist" Mini Lou: #Isles
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7 years
@danielroyyyy @parkhangs @GoldenKnights This is such a lighthearted joke with zero implication to actually offend any women & they still will call up the wambulance
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2 months
Lou has to get Shane Pinto or Jeff Skinner right??? Like we're so close to having a very, very good hockey club
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9 months
I have noticed the Barzal slander completely fall off the face of the earth and the saddest part is that he's basically been playing close to how he always has, he just has one higher end top 6 linemate now like the majority of NHL teams have. More shots, more space #Isles
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9 months
Thats the next captain of the team. You can tell how they feel about Barzal. #Isles
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2 years
Salo/Mayfield is a sick 3rd pair
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Mike
8 months
Anders after 15 minutes of Roy #Isles
@stefen_rosner
Stefen Rosner
8 months
Between drills, Roy has #Isles sprinting to the bench, springing to huddles.
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9 months
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@DynoDangle Isles twitter is hilarious. There is no conceivable way Dobson out produces Karlsson this coming season. I hate the Pens too but they will take the Isles playoff spot this season.
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5 months
I would rather watch maggio and iskhakov with barzal over anders and fasching #Isles This is a 100% serious tweet
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Mike
4 months
Many have given up on him and thats fine. Seen it with Barzal. Seen it with Horvat. Heck, I'm still not sold on Noah...but if there's one thing here that stands out to me. Its that he cares. Most of this #Isles playoffs has been Anders line busting their asses and not much else.
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8 months
Dobson for Zegras so I can save you guys the hilarious waste of 2 minutes I just had
@eyesonislesFS
Eyes on Isles
8 months
The #isles should consider this swapping of stars in the off season @jlazar57
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3 years
Wahlstrom taking 17 minutes of penalties so that he can limit his OWN ice time instead of Barry #Isles
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7 months
@moxx1981 I envy how much some of these fans think the rest of the hockey world cares.
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2 years
Never been less excited for an #Isles season in my life
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6 months
Starting to think the #Isles could get Eberle at 50% retained for a 3rd round pick
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2 years
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1 year
Engvall - Horvat - Barzal intrigues me in all seriousness
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3 years
An #Isles fan just told me Ovechkin wouldn't fit in a Trotz system
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6 months
Reports are that former NHL enforcer, Chris Simon, just took his own life #Isles The frustration and sadness I have built up inside that so many of these ex-players are suffering in silence hurts. He was a tough guy I really enjoyed watching as a kid. This is an epidemic.
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5 months
Anders Lee career highlight reel #Isles
@AverageFan_Z
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2 years
If Kadri, Romanov & Dobson are all signed and everyone fuckin knows on the inside why is it being kept a secret? #Isles Does Lou think this is pre-cell phones?
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9 months
He was never frustrating he just played with shit players for the last 3-4 seasons #Isles
@amato_mike
Michael Amato
9 months
Mat Barzal now on pace for 91 points. One of the most frustrating players is finally delivering. #Isles
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1 year
Imagine its game 81 and Barzal randomly is in the lineup: #Isles
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3 years
#Isles starting lineup for the playoffs
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6 months
I can honestly now say I'm okay with calling up Iskhakov and Maggio, scratch/bench/waive/send down whoever you want. Put Barzal back with Horvat. #Isles
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7 years
@Willowtreefaery @camilleastburn @LibyaLiberty In the last century? Is it comparable? Things have changed.
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10 months
Here are the positives so far for the #Isles Barzal & Horvat chem Dobson looks like a 1B top pairing defenseman We have the best goaltending in the league The team has 13 points in 10 games our 2nd line is one of the best in the league Holmstrom improved thats about it.
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7 months
Patrick Roy might actually turn Barzal in to a superstar. Its a damn shame the supporting cast just isn't that great #Isles
@BigHeadHcky
Big Head Hockey
7 months
Mat Barzal last night: — 1 goal — 1 primary assist — 9 shots on goal — on-ice for 63 shot attempts for (11 against) — on-ice for 36 shots for (7 against) — on-ice for 5.93 xGF (0.23 xGA) Barzal has been an absolute force.
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6 months
On a team with Barzal, Horvat and Nelson all on the same line...Kyle Palmieri has been playing like a franchise player since Roy took over. Not sure how long it'll last but he cut a lot of the cutesy shit out of his game and just decided to barrel through opponents #Isles
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6 months
@LouieBellina The irony from you here is that this was legal back then and a kid like Rempe probably would have left in a stretcher
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5 months
What Roy has done this year is infinitely more impressive than what Lane did last year. But the work has just begun. Settling for anything less than a couple rounds is loser mentality. Why not us? One last run with some of the 4th line. #Isles
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5 months
Start Sorokin in game 3 and pray he finds his mojo #Isles
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4 years
Get a girl who looks at you the way these refs look at Crosby
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2 years
The nostalgia man...anyone have any video from walking inside the coli in the early 2000s? #Isles
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9 months
Barzal: "Lee is an unsung hero, made a lot of nice picks" You dirty fucking liar
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9 months
Fasching was a big unsung hero tonight, not sure why he ever came out of the lineup #Isles
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2 years
Bro these Barzal analytics are fucking hilarious tonight you guys ready for this??? #Isles
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8 months
Whatever happens tonight against Pittsburgh, I'd be lying if I didn't get to admit what Lane and the #Isles are doing right now is special. I can't think of a single other NHL team down 3 top 4 defensemen and competing. A lot of the numbers community loves to ignore that.
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11 months
Barzal has 3 points in 4 games, the team is 2-1-1 and somehow the narratives already have risen that he's not good enough, not someone else, blah blah blah. These people ignore the blatant issues on the team and only discuss the engine that keeps it going, insanity #Isles
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4 years
@Matty_Ice704 @Breaking911 These people are dumb as shit lmao
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2 years
LMAO watching 1980s Isles playoff hockey and holy fuck every team was all over Bossy on every play and he'd still score my god
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8 months
There is no way Lambert survives this, right? @stefen_rosner #Isles
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7 months
Is that Ruslan? Holy shit
@AHLIslanders
Bridgeport Islanders
7 months
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
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5 months
I understand the motto of "do anything to win" but this is why off-ice officials are necessary. #Isles
@AndyGraz_19
𝗔𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝘇𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗼
5 months
Keep diving assholes
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5 months
also a friendly reminder that whether the #Isles win or lose that your life will indeed go on and there are much more important things in life that matter more. Talk to your loved ones, play a good video game, read a book for once. This shit is meaningless in the grand scheme.
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Mike
7 months
I love Barzal man, just tell it like it is.
@stefen_rosner
Stefen Rosner
7 months
#Isles Barzal on Parise signing with COL: "I'm sure that if we would have won 8 of the games that we probably could have this year, and we were 15-16 points, 10 points even ahead of where we're at today, I'm sure he'd been in blue and orange."
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9 months
I know there's a lot going on right now but Noah Dobson set an #Isles record tonight - I think its fastest to 22+ assists in 30 years?
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Mike
6 months
The fall off of Pelech & Pulock from a top 5 pair to two mid 2nd pairing dmen should be studied #Isles
@NYRangers
New York Rangers
6 months
WHAT A RIP. 🚀
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potentially #Isles
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5 months
Why did Brendan have the weirdest goal call ever? #Isles
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1 year
Since this tweet: - Lou added Bo Horvat and HANDSOME Pierre Engvall - Bailey has been relegated to water boy - The Islanders have won at a .600+ clip - The boys stopped laughing and goofing around and stepped the fuck up when Barzal went down - I swallowed my pride #Isles baby
@DynoDangle
Mike
2 years
Thats it for me guys. I hope everyone enjoys the rest of the season. I'm not spending another second of my time or a cent on a GM/coach/team thats lifeless and doesn't give a fuck about making the playoffs. #Isles see you guys next year. Bye twitter.
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9 months
I'd take him on the Islanders in 5 seconds, I hope he bangs Lane's mom too. Shape up or ship out John Travolta.
@FriedgeHNIC
Elliotte Friedman
9 months
Corey Perry is on waivers; Chicago is terminating his contract
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Mike
3 years
SUMS UP THE NIGHT PULOCK SAVE POV
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